It's wild, it's outrageous, it's a comedy sensation.
Fights an arresting feature at any lounge room.
The Big Time. Monday 7.30 on 10.
In case you don't get it, watch my lips.
Hey, lunch has to be quick, I've got to get to Roger David for their sale.
They've got great-looking suits for only $159.95.
Hmm, I might get two.
Yeah, I like the look of those sports coats.
And they're only 99.95.
Shirts are only $21.95.
Oh, I need a couple.
And pants are only 29.95.
Yeah, Roger David, looking good.
Did you know Double Tfm is giving away cars, holidays and cash with up to $250,000?
All you...stop that!
All you need to do is stick one of these on your car
and you could be spotted by a Double Tfm cruiser,
giving you a chance to win a Nissan Polestar, holidays and cash.
OK, get on with it.
Classic hits, Double Tfm 101.1.
There has never been a better time to buy a Magna, Australia's most awarded car.
The big 2.6-litre engine gives you plenty of torque.
Power steering is standard on all models and it seats five adults in comfort.
Plenty of room in the boot, four-wheel disc brakes.
And right now we're giving you $1,300 worth of automatic transmission
absolutely free.
And do you know the best thing about that?
No more changing gear.
The Magna with free automatic transmission from who else but Mitsubishi.
Oh, the games people play in bed, like the tug of war.
The push-me-pull-you and that old favourite let's-play-find-the-quilt.
But with the new heirloom quilt from Kimpton, you can move the feather-and-down filling
left, right, up and down to control the warmth.
And the stitched-in border keeps it in place all night.
So that the only games you play in bed are none of our business.
Heirloom by Kimpton, Australia's most popular quilt.
In space, no one can hear you scream.
Shot down in enemy territory.
What he knows could change the course of the war.
Mission, find this man before the enemy does.
Gene Hackman of Battalion 21.
Superdog, you gotta get me out of here.
Danny Glover, he's got 24 hours to find his man.
All I wanna do is bring the old man back.
Sunday, 8.30 on Channel 10, the true story of Batt 21.
Whenever I dream of horizons And reach out and touch those endless shores
I'll follow my heart and I will be there I know I will
I just want to fly, fly away Oh, you are the pride of the Pacific
You are the one that sets me free And I can fly higher than an eagle
When you are the wind beneath my wings
Right now, your holding deal has great bonus deals on you holds.
$14,754.
So to get the best deal on a new Nova, twist his arm a little.
$12,990.
How much?
$17,940.
And for a new Apollo, twist a little more.
$15,990.
That's better.
And for the best ever deal on Australia's top selling car, you know what to do.
I want a great deal.
So if you want a great deal, twist your holding dealer's arm today.
You can hear perfect balance.
Now you can see it.
New dimension two in one.
The right amount of shampoo to clean.
And conditioner to moisturise.
A perfect balance for soft, shiny and manageable hair, whatever your hair type.
The next dimension in hair care is here now.
New dimension two in one.
Perfect balance for perfect hair.
When it comes to murder, truth is not only stranger than fiction.
It's also more fascinating and infinitely more frightening.
Murder Casebook is also more readable.
Each week a notorious murder case is presented in a gripping new series.
Illustrated with photographs, diagrams and maps.
Experts in criminal law, psychiatry and detection re-investigate each shocking crime.
Murder Casebook takes you inside the criminal mind.
At your newsagent now.
Who cooks the best Thai chicken this side of Bangkok?
I do and you can.
How?
With a spoon.
And Masterfood's cuisine essentials, the finest herbs and spices.
Blended for a fast and authentic flavour base, Mexican, Indian or Thai.
The fragrant Thai chicken.
I add the chook, cook for 15 minutes, then add coconut cream.
Simple.
In fact the hardest thing is deciding which one to use.
Indian tomorrow.
Cuisine Essentials from Masterfood, the taste master.
8.30 Friday.
From the makers of The Man from Snowy River comes a magnificent Australian movie.
You wouldn't be too upset if I offered to help, would you?
Why not?
A modern day love story told against the rugged beauty of Victoria's high country.
We're gonna go after the mountains.
The mountains won't look after us.
John Blake and Lisa Armitage have a superb Australian cast.
Friday night at 8.30 on Channel 10.
Cool Change.
Pascal Clinkers are my favourites.
I love the tangy fruity flavours and the smooth milk chocolate coating.
Don't know why they call them clinkers though.
Sounds more like a crunch than a clink to me.
What's your favourite, Pascal?
Clinkers.
Go!
We all live for the fun, fun, fun, fun, fun at the Buddha.
Rodeo Crew Cab.
Comfortable and big enough to take us anywhere.
And how's this almost two grand off?
Mind you, I've always fancied myself behind the wheel of an LS Jackaroo.
Over three and a half grand off.
And I was thinking of buying second hand.
Rodeo Cab Chassis.
All the economy of a diesel at a petrol price.
And I've come at over two grand off.
That's double the saving.
Smart deal, eh?
For a smart deal on your Rodeo or Jackaroo, see your Melbourne Geelong Holden dealer now.
Oh, Mum.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Sorry, Mum.
Oh no.
Every day in a million ways, every home needs Harpic.
To keep your Lou clean, fresh and blue.
Every home needs Harpic.
Every day in a million ways, every home needs Harpic.
To keep your Lou clean, fresh and blue.
Every home needs Harpic.
Oh no.
Every day in a million ways, every home needs Harpic.
To keep your Lou clean, fresh and blue.
Every home needs Harpic.
When the croak gets beyond a joke, try good tasting Alan's Butter Menthol.
Butter soothes the throat and the menthol clears the head.
Hello, Brigid Duclow again with Nightwatch.
And floods in the central west of New South Wales have claimed the life of a man.
Meanwhile, scores of homes have been evacuated in Sydney's west.
Two Victorian men are in a serious condition after a light aircraft accident in western New South Wales.
The plane clipped telephone lines on landing.
And snowballed the answer to those weekend woes of lawn mowing. More news shortly.
The 10 Evening News. Experience the difference nightly at 6.
When the croak gets beyond a joke, try good tasting Alan's Butter Menthol.
The butter soothes the throat and the menthol clears the head.
Gene Hackman explodes onto video as he unravels the secrets of The Package.
From the Kremlin to deep inside the Pentagon, one murder could change the world.
And only one man can stop it.
The best thriller since No Way Out, The Package.
Patrick Dempsey and Helen Slater have just fallen in love with someone they really hate.
Each other. Join in the sexy riotous fun as they fight to stay happy together.
Two big films new on video.
No matter how often you brush your teeth, you just don't remove all the plaque.
Especially in those hard to reach places.
But rinsing first with plaques before you brush helps loosen plaque and break it up.
So your toothbrush removes it more effectively.
Leaving your teeth feeling cleaner and looking brighter.
Plaques pre-brushing dental rinse removes more plaque than brushing alone.
The ultimate sale is now on at Oz Design.
Not another sale.
Not just one, but two terrific sofas for $699.
This buffet is down to $249.
Hey, there's a guy's head inside.
The Octagon dining tables reduced to $259.
And how much are the storage baskets?
Now only $39 and $79.
Oz Design now open in Oakley.
What about Dandy, Knox, Pran, Northland?
This is White Wings Pasta Plus.
Pasta plus the most delicious creamy sauces.
Plus rich Italian tomato.
Another plus, it's from White Wings.
White Wings Pasta Plus.
The biggest plus is the taste.
When they've got a White Wings Mum.
When they've got a White Wings Mum.
They've got it made.
Hey, come check this out.
My dad's new Magna.
It's the car of the decade.
Yeah?
What's a decade?
Don't know, but it's important.
Geez mate, it's big.
It's five adults.
Does she go?
Yeah, of course.
It's got a 2.6 litre engine.
Fuel injected.
You're an old man must do alright.
Yeah, he's a billionaire.
A few cars impress like a Magna.
Not from who else but Mitsubishi.
Home package is an initiative that brings home ownership within the reach of all Victorians.
Home, home ownership made easy.
The best present a home buyer could receive.
The Victorian government together with the Housing Industry Association,
finance institutions, land developers and all it homes
have put together this very special package.
Now, subject to finance approval and for as little as $2,000 deposit,
you can move into a completed brand new home and live rent free for three months
while you save the balance of your deposit.
Or for order built homes, make no progress payments during construction.
For full details, look for the home ownership made easy package in your daily paper.
How about a pizza?
Oh my dear, we need nourishment.
A more appropriate meal is Mr. Hines higher fiber ho soup.
You served quite enough faults for one day.
Hines, the soup's most suitable.
Now there's a sure fire way to get your fire going.
Jiffy Firelighters burns up to 15 minutes without kindling.
Jiffy's a sure fire fire.
Watching Melbourne's biggest news, you saw the drama of that police shooting at Hawthorn.
260, all I have at this stage is there is one member down shotgun web.
The renewed search for Sarah McDermott as a $50,000 reward is posted
and the Ninja Turtle cults spawn a new sound in music.
10 Evening News, experience the difference nightly at 6.
$2,000 down, I don't exaggerate
You could be moving in, feeling really great
Dive 605, 7, double 2-8, right now
Dive 605, 7, double 2-8
If you've got $2,000, that's all you need to move into a house built by all at home.
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It's homeowner ship made easy with the help of the Urban Land Authority, SEC, Advance Bank,
the Ministry of Housing and Construction and the HIA.
On top of everything, you live rent free for three months while you save for the rest of your 5% deposit.
Dive 605, 7, double 2-8, right now
No matter how often you brush your teeth, you just don't remove all the plaque,
especially in those hard to reach places.
But rinsing first with plaques before you brush helps loosen plaque and break it up,
so your toothbrush removes it more effectively,
leaving your teeth feeling cleaner and looking brighter.
Plaques pre-brushing dental rinse removes more plaque than brushing alone.
So, what's with the Leyland brothers?
What happened to the wagon?
The Jackaroo is around the same price, with everything.
Fuel injection, power steering, automatic if you want it.
What are you going to do with a four-wheel drive?
Kakadu, Fraser Island.
Give you a drive?
Yeah, wouldn't want.
Heather Cream from Scotland.
You know what makes Arnott's biscuits so special.
Only Arnott's family assorted biscuits offer you Arnott's quality.
Milk coffee, scotch finger and granita biscuits.
Only Arnott's family assorted offers you Arnott's quality.
Malter milk, choc ripple and teddy bear biscuits.
No one offers a biscuit assortment as good as Arnott's family assorted.
Saturday, Spencer Tracy, Robert Wagner, Richard Widmark
in the Academy Award winning Broken Lance.
Saturday, 6.30 on Channel 10.
Monday, things are shaking at Pleasant Crescent.
That's it, Chris Carpenter, that's me.
Colin Carpenter, right after the big time.
Monday on 10.
In Sheraton, Hong Kong, many visitors to Mysterious East ask me what locals drink.
I tell them I have liquor with name I cannot even pronounce.
Very old recipe, lost in time.
Deep, warm, mysterious taste.
Then I show them Johnny Walker.
Hard to pronounce, but Johnny Walker, easy to drink.
Have fun with me, yes?
Johnny Walker, the world's first choice in scotch whiskey.
The scotch behind the man, behind the bar.
Now you can stop pouring rent money down the drain and buy your own home
because this stunning three bedroom house and land package in Melton
could be yours for only $87,000.
On $4,500 deposit and such low interest that repayments are just under $260 a week.
Everything is included and there are no hidden extras.
So stop pouring rent money down the drain because now you can afford to buy.
To find out more contact Woodenco First National on 743 6866 now.
Rodeo crew cab, comfortable and big enough to take us anywhere.
And how's this, almost two grand off.
Mind you, I've always fancied myself behind the wheel of an LS Jackaroo.
Over three and a half grand off.
And I was thinking of buying second hand.
Rodeo cab chassis, all the economy of a diesel at a petrol price.
And with over two grand off, that's double the saving.
Smart deal, eh?
For a smart deal on your Rodeo or Jackaroo, see your Melbourne Geelong Hold'em dealer now.