Builders and handymen, Chippies is the only place to get your timber. Chippies is owned and operated by carpenters. They know what you want, cos that's what they want. Availability? No problem. Quality? Only the best. Service? Well, just ask. Price? One price, no matter how little or how big the order. Chippies are permanently discounted. Check these out. Treated pine trellis, $28.50 per sheet. Cedar weatherboards, pack lots, $1.79 per metre. Pine lining, pack lots, $0.79 per metre. Cash and carry. Chippies, the best one-stop timber yard in Melbourne. We're about to expose the ridiculous deals being offered by three Nissan dealers. First, I tried to talk to Doncaster Nissan. Mr Teckham, why won't you talk to us? Go away. Next, I tried to talk to Bell Nissan Heidelberg. Mr Richards, we just want to ask you a few questions. No comment. And finally, Chalton and Nissen. Mr Gratridge, what have you got to hide? I've got nothing to say. None of the dealers would talk on camera about the ridiculous record-breaking deals they're offering. This reporter suggests you visit them to find out for yourself. Fly Lufthansa to Europe's most central gateway, Frankfurt. From there, you can choose to dart over to other European cities, such as London, free. In fact, with Lufthansa German Airlines, you can choose from 27 free destinations. Paris, Rome, Munich, Vienna, Prague, Madrid, Zurich. Fly Lufthansa and dart over Europe, free. To show you that you just can't tell the difference between the taste of Rev and regular milk, I've brought along my daughter and my husband. Rev is the completely natural low-fat milk that milk lovers prefer. It costs a lot less than some we could mention. It has less fat, plus all the calcium you need. But the best thing is the taste. Mmm. Hey, is that the Rev or regular milk? What do you think, darling? I'm not sure. Rev, the best-tasting low-fat milk around. Comedy sensation Richard Pryor... Oh, my goodness! ..and Dazer Thunderstar Randy Quaid. Hey, sweetie, we've been hit. The pair families moving out... Bye, free! ..and it's the worst move they'll ever make. Is this your wife's underwear? He's got sex-crazed movers, one frustrated daughter and an attitude you'll love. I want my burger! Brought to you by Mitsubishi. I'm home! Premiering Monday, 8.30 on 9, moving. If you're happy where you are, don't move! Daihatsu call their applause the unstretched limousine because it's literally loaded with features. In fact, the Daihatsu Applauds Our Eye has so many performance, comfort and safety features, there's almost nothing left for you to do. But sit back and enjoy the superb ride. So take the unstretched limousine for a test drive at your nearest Daihatsu dealer soon. And you're sure to ask yourself, how did they fit in so much car for so little money? This is not just a sale. This is not just Pine's Mega Sale. You'll not just flip at our prices because they're not just dropping, they're not just crashing, they're not just tumbling, they're not just falling, they're not just ready to fly out the door. It's not just Pine's Mega Sale and we're not just whistling Dixie. Oh, no, it's your nearest not just Pine store. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. The Gravox Carvery and Sorcery range has no preservatives and includes such herbs as Parsley, sage, rosemary and bouquet garni. Oh. Oh. Gravox, natural sources for people who aren't natural cooks. At Air America, I crash better than anyone I know. any landing you can walk a wind from Why don't you go first? is a good one. Ken L. Gibson, Robert Downey Jr. Air America. Who can KO everyone on price? Ken can till 9 p.m. Friday and 6 p.m. Saturday. Ken sets prices flying on Corolla, pulls no punches on Camry, new and used car prices flattened, don't buy any car until you see the main events. Ken Morgan Toyota Friday and Saturday only. There isn't a bounty hunter in America that would touch this cake. She's hard to catch, but Booker's got the perfect trap. She loves to party. Friday, Saturday, right after Jump Street on 9. When you have the tradition, the pride and the spirit, you're on the world's great ruins. I'll get out of it. To make these school holidays a time they'll never forget, don't forget to pick up this week's Sunday Herald, because this week's Sunday Herald has the second of its fabulous free guides to great escapes around our great state. There's hundreds of great things for kids to do and thousands of great places for them to see. And they're all so easy to get to with the Sunday Herald's Great Escape Guide. Wish my dad got the Sunday Herald. Don't miss this week's Sunday Herald, or better still, get it home delivered. It's news you can use. ANZ will work with you to achieve your goals, personal or business. And when you get there, you'll feel on top of the world. Whatever your goals, ANZ will help you get there. Widely acknowledged by motoring critics as the finest automobile in its class in the world, this is the BMW 5 Series. And now you can take advantage of a package from BMW's own finance company that's just as desirable as the car itself, a lease starting from around $1,400 a month. So why buy a lesser car when for the same price you could own the ultimate driving machine, a BMW 5 Series? See your BMW dealer now. Going back, back to natural, back to cotton, back to the futon. Back to the futon is celebrating spring with a massive 25% off all futon bases. Pay the regular price for your futon and collect a whopping 25% off the base. So hurry in to the back to the futon spring sale with futon bases from just $90. But only until Saturday, September 22, or until stocks last. Back to the futon. Robbo's World Tonight was brought to you by Mazda approved used cars. A new kind of used car. And you friends with very questionable plans. This is your old junk? Now they are printing his fingers and everything. So I am helping number Johnny Five. And number Johnny Five is helping me. There is a great deal of weather today. Are you troubled by irregularity? Oh no. Brought to you by Mitsubishi. Not Mitsubishi, M. Johnny Five. Here's living fruit. Destroy the machine. That some heroes are made. Leading to death. Not born. Moving picture. Short circuit two. Ten year Sunday, 8.30 on Channel 9. Get into Kmart and get into the best of Victoria. Every week Kmart is giving away thousands of Victorian prizes. To win, take this week's Kmart catalog with your lucky number into Kmart and you could get away. Go Kmart. Go Vick. At Air America. I crash better than anyone I know. Any landing you can walk a wind from. Why don't you go first? No, I don't want to go first. Good one. Mel Gibson. Robert Downey Jr. Air America. Monday, mom's had to impress. Press is the same size. Perhaps you're not. And now she'll go to any lengths. You've got to burn it. To make the grade. To earn it. You've got to sweat it. 7.30 Monday. To get it. Join the comedy workout with the Cosby Show. I know for a fact there isn't going to be a strike. Class of eight. We're on strike. Everything that could. We've hired the best non-union crew we could find. Is about to go wrong. From Murphy Brown. Right up to Cosby. Monday online. We're about to expose the ridiculous deals being offered by three Nissan dealers. Our sources reveal that three Melbourne Nissan dealers have cut prices on patrol to 29,750. Maxima to 33,750. Exa to 26,750. And the best lease deals on the stunning 300Z. None of the dealers would talk on camera about the ridiculous record breaking deals they're offering. This reporter suggests you visit them to find out for yourself. It's Douglas Hi-Fi's one day door buster sale. Our doors will open to dynamic savings on big brand Hi-Fis, TVs, car sound and video cameras plus discount CDs. Don't delay. Our doors open 9am Saturday for the Douglas Hi-Fi one day door buster sale. By 5pm Saturday it'll all be over.