When Don Lane says you've gotta be joking, he means it.
And now, the Great Australian Gotcha is Great Sunday Family Entertainment.
Gotcha!
You've Gotta Be Joking moves to the new time of 6.30 Sunday on TVO.
You've gotta be joking.
In this gold box is the newest development in toothpaste in 25 years.
New Tata Control Colgate.
Tata's so hard it takes a dentist to scrape your teeth clean.
New Tata Control Colgate is the only toothpaste with new ingredients
scientifically proven to help prevent tartar from coming back.
Use it daily to help keep that smooth, just clean by the dentist feeling.
New Tata Control Colgate helps prevent tartar buildup.
Our dogs here are not just show dogs.
They enjoy a romp of the horse.
In fact, they're part of our everyday family life.
Naturally, we feed our dogs pal.
We find that it's a balanced, chunky meal
and provides all the vitamins and minerals that an active dog requires.
And Dalmatian's an active dog.
Our dogs really adore the meal.
The dishes no sooner hit the ground than they're absolutely licked clean.
To maintain a happy, healthy dog, I certainly recommend pal.
Top breeders recommend pal.
The Lifestyle Suite by Innovator.
Rearrangable because of the detachable arm rests.
Just slot them in and make the suite do what you want it to.
Armchairs, settees, a corner suite, even a bed.
All covers, including the base cover, come off for cleaning.
And for nine years now, we've supplied spare covers.
Choose the look you want.
Summer or winter, traditional or modern.
Simply brilliant, just like this coffee table
which converts to a dining table from Innovator.
Corner of Oxford and Pine Street's Bulimba.
Come on down to Patty's Markets at New Farm.
You'll find bargains galore once you walk through the door.
Knickknacks and doodads. How about a new hat?
A pot plant would look just fine on this mat.
You can eat till you burst and have a drink when you're thirsting.
Find something special to wear to that rule.
There's gifts of all sizes to take with you too.
All the bargains are there for everyone to share.
Patty's Markets at New Farm.
What have we got? We've got the lot. That's what.
Sarah no longer has to borrow her husband's shaver
to keep her legs silky smooth
because she's now got her very own Ronson lady shaver,
designed for her like no other woman's shaver.
Now Sarah's husband borrows her Ronson lady shaver
to keep his legs in cycling shape.
Ronson's all-new lady shaver,
the woman's shaver that really works.
Relax. It's a Ronson.
It's here and now.
The fabulous Donvier Ice Cream Maker.
Make fresh natural ice cream at home in just minutes.
Simply freeze the chill fast in a cylinder,
pop in your ingredients, add real fruit to taste,
give the handler a turn every two or three minutes and stand guard.
In just 20 minutes, it's ready.
Delicious all-natural ice cream just the way you like it.
The Donvier Ice Cream Maker.
Naturally a summer special now at Robins.
Pudgins!
Remember the AeroGuard and have a good weekend.
7.30 Sunday. I'm sure my father's changed. They say time heals old wounds.
I haven't changed at all. Not so with Reverend David Stearns.
My father the minister. He discovered his daughter 10 years ago
because she gave birth out of wedlock. My daughter is an adulteress.
Now he's faced with the prospect of providing a home for her child.
Did my daughter put you up to this?
While she's dying.
Would you shut up for once and listen?
Thank God we've got Jonathan.
Now how did you do that?
It is magic.
Highway to Heaven. Returning 7.30 Sunday on TVO.
RQTC presents the Charles Dickens masterpiece Hard Times.
Now playing Cremorne Theatre Performing Arts Complex until Saturday December 19.
Two actors and two actresses create 19 glorious and richly drawn characters.
Dickens interweaves personal dilemmas, tragedies and political events
creating a classic theatre piece.
Hard Times. Adapted by Stephen Jeffreys.
Cremorne Theatre Performing Arts Complex until Saturday December 19.
Way out in front. Tamiya Radio Control.
This brilliant range of super responsive radio control includes the Fox.
With its unbeatable acceleration and speed in any off-road conditions.
Now if you can drive a Tamiya radio controlled like this
we invite you to take the Tamiya Challenge.
The greatest radio control test of them all.
Enter the Tamiya Challenge at any hobby or toy store radio control club
or see details of marked packs of Uncle Toby's Muesli bars.
You could be racing your Tamiya in Japan against the world's best.
Tamiya. Way out in front.
Kick your old hair brushes into a bucket.
It's here. The fantastic new Pop and Pull brush.
Accumulating hair and dirt is the shortcoming of most other brushes
but not with a Pop and Pull. When badly clogged or stained
simply remove one of the five special rubber layers to return the brush to new.
The amazing new Pop and Pull features seven rows of quality nylon bristles
a unique pop out and collapsible function a retractable copper handle
five removable layers to get rid of dirt and stain.
The fantastic new Pop and Pull is here.
Available now at these stores.
My owner and I are really good friends.
We've been together for years and I know she loves me
because she always gives me my dog.
Best of all she found out about my dog in the new larger size
for dogs like me.
My dog's so good it's guaranteed to please.
I love her for it like she loves me.
My dog guaranteed to tempt fussy eaters.
He's a great little worker. Quiet as a mouse.
Wouldn't know he's there really but busy up down round and round
just can't keep him still. Never stops till her job's done.
Steers himself over every inch of the pool.
Leaves everything spotless under lovey shape.
Why not put a great little worker on the job in your pool.
Call for a free home demonstration of the Aquanaut Automatic Pool Cleaner.
It's quiet, fast, efficient, compact and guaranteed for 12 months.
Don't know what I'd do without my Aquanaut.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Of all the things Ronson does the most pleasing thing is the way Ronson lasts.
They're back again.
The whippersnappers from Black and Decker.
And they're even more deadly.
Choose a model with dual string guaranteeing even swifter destruction.
And an adjustable guide wheel to turn your snipper into an edger.
Or a whippersnipper with push button line release.
The whippersnippers with all the trimmings from Black and Decker.
Garden Power.
$5,500 can start your beautiful bicentennial 30 by 15 foot swimming pool.
Pool Buyers Advisory Services offer you engineer designed,
structurally certified free form pools that allow you to add a host of features.
Like a Sparnock, Love Seat, Pebble Beach, Pave a Coping, Cocktail Bar, Waterfall and Sleeper Deck.
Our unique owner builder concept and total project management can save you money.
Call Pool Buyers now and bid the Queensland Summer.
Protein.
Special who?
Special K.
Keeps you looking good.
Okay.
Hey everybody, it's Pals Pick a Prize Time.
We're giving away over a thousand prizes worth more than $100,000.
Let's choose the Gaston.
Or the home computer system.
Or the air conditioner.
Or the Mazda 121.
Wow.
Or the fridge.
Or the handset holiday.
Or this magic ironing press.
Or the camper van holiday.
Yeah.
There's so many I can't decide.
Can you enter more than once?
You can enter as many times as you like.
Details are on the back of these special Pals labels.
I suppose you won the XL Pet Prize.
On the surface, all tyre dealers may look the same.
Same tyre service.
Hello.
Same tyre sale.
Buy mine.
But now, one has broken the mould.
Tyre Power.
Where right now, Kelly Springfield Radials are just $77.95.
And our special car service offer just $39.90.
For the right job at the right price.
Telephone Tyre Power now.
Mmm-mmm.
Craft use only the best ingredients.
You got it?
The best of my craft dip and spread.
The tastier dip.
Get that spread.
It's tastier.
I'll teach you to explore the sea.
But how would you find me?
Doing it yourself?
I'm the man to see.
But how would you find me?
I'll get you a price that's more than fair.
But how would you find me?
You can come and breathe some mountain air.
But how would you find me?
It's easy.
Open up the yellow pages.
We're waiting for your call.
Your telecom yellow pages.
The book that's got it all.
Say hello yellow pages every time.
Sentinels.
Constant, faithful, effective.
And in an Australian summer, indispensable.
These Sentinels are Australia's best sellers.
All the protection you need against flying pests.
In the open, these totally weatherproof Sentinel units.
Inside and out, the weatherproof Sentinel executive.
And for distinguished service indoors,
Sentinel pendants, wall and ceiling mounts,
and the plug-in mosquito destroyer.
Enjoy summer to the full and protect your family.
Be sure with Sentinel from the stores which stock the best.
It's the right sports gear that helps make winners.
So be a winner at your game, at your sports scene, sports store.
Puma Rebound Leather Boots at $59.99 will steal the scene.
Stedent Duratex punching bags take a real hiding.
Stedent Leather Mitts pack a real punch.
And prices are squashed on Emmerich Dictator's squash racquets.
Watch your letterbox this week for Sports Scene's Christmas catalog.
Get it right every time at Sports Scene.
To make an occasion really special.
Kaiser Stool Champagne.
The flavor of Europe, right here in Australia's Barossa.
It's American Thanksgiving and you've got plenty to be thankful about at the local.
Give thanks for McWilliams Sherry's and Ports at just $295.
McKinley Scotch is $13.99 and that's no turkey.
We're giving away Stanley Casts at just $495.
Wave the flag at Stanley Claret at just $325.
And don't be a pumpkin.
Wins Black Labels, Bumantes only $249.
Free Thanksgiving savings on top labels at low prices at the local bottle shop.