Tuesday, 9.30.
The lifestyle is rich, tempting, and very dangerous.
Listen, I found Vinnie Taranel.
You're supposed to be high.
Enemies from the past.
Now, Vince's cover could mean less to me.
And a surprising new alliance.
I want to know why.
Now, Vince's worst nightmare is real.
Tuesday, 9.30.
You're falling in love with him, haven't you?
I am a foolish creature!
An emotion-charged wise guy following China Beach on 9.
Nessles milk chocolate, eh?
Made in Australia to a Swiss recipe.
Nessles chocolate.
By the sound of it, you'd think you're in Switzerland.
So right.
It's alright.
Life is a feeling good as gold.
Come on!
Come on and taste it.
Taste it.
Life is a feeling good as gold.
Ooh, don't waste it.
It's the promise of a new day.
And all that it can hold.
Life is a feeling good as gold.
At your bank, Stage Bank, even $500 attracts a lot of interest.
Oh, no.
Harpick powder with the power of bleach to hygienically clean right through to the S-Pen.
Every home needs Harpick!
Tuesday, 8.30.
One out of every four GIs gets a BD.
Not for me.
A plague reaching epidemic proportions.
Yeah, I'd like to keep this particular infection unofficial.
But in the villages of Vietnam...
This kid's got bubonic plague.
A tragic story.
I have nothing to give these people.
Nothing.
Realities hitting home.
Yeah!
I want you well.
You're wanting me well.
It doesn't make me well.
China Beach, Tuesday, 8.30 on the Nine Network.
Imagine a luxury car that can proudly sit amongst this select group of prestige imports.
A car that offers the pleasure of outstanding power and performance, luxury features, and space.
But a car that for warranty and sheer value stands alone.
It took Mazda's imagination to build the superb 3.0-liter fuel-injected Mazda 929 V6i.
You'll find it at your Mazda dealer right now.
I'd like a lunchtime pan pizza and I don't have a lot of time...for lunch.
The 2.99 lunchtime pan pizza from Pizza Hut.
Supreme, Hawaiian, and the manager's special.
Just for one, just for lunch.
In just 10 minutes or it's free.
I'd like a lunchtime pan pizza please.
And I'm in a bit of a...hurry.
The 2.99 lunchtime pan pizza from Pizza Hut. Ready in just 10 minutes or it's free.
Pizza Hut, ready to fight.
Dine-in or takeaway.
May means more than taking off in winter.
At Meyer, May means we're taking 30% off Sheraton comforter sets in four great designs.
May means more than the footy.
Because at Meyer, it means kicking off winter with a double bed settee at $100 off.
May means more than a red nose.
At Meyer, it means a red hot scoop purchase on the sharp hi-fi.
Yes, May means more. Much more at Meyer.
And there's much more in your catalogue.
More people prefer cooking with gas because...
Because milk boils over and cakes rise up.
Because dinner for six is kinda spay.
Because kids make snacks.
Because land comes on racks.
Why gas? Well, just because.
And because right now you'll get 10% off these famous named cookers at the gas company.
Why gas? 10% off every cooker right now.
Why gas? Well, just because.
Tip-tap, tip-tap. Mr Rabbit and his children were refatching the cottage.
Mrs Rabbit was making her cottage oven baked bread.
You're just in time, she told her husband.
Her cottage oven bake was light and soft and lovingly covered with sesame seeds.
It tasted so yummy, they could have happily eaten it all day long.
Cottage oven bake, the yummiest bread from Tip-Tap.
Tuesday, Sam hits the bottle and Tony hits the roof.
You do not need booze to have a good time.
Don't want a beer? Yeah.
It's time for some sobering advice.
Last year my Willie had an alcohol problem.
Willie started drinking? No, knocking over liquor stores.
Who's the boss at 7.30? Then at 8, the laughter continues when Mike starts a new job on growing pants.
Tomorrow night it will be you-ho-ho-ding-dong.
A top comedy double Tuesday on 9.
More people prefer gas hot water because...
Because grubs need scrubbing, princesses need tubbing.
Because heroes wash away the pain.
Because dishes need washing and faces need sloshing.
Why gas? Well, just because.
And because the gas company has limited stocks of Reem 135 litre standards for just $589.
Why gas? Well, just because, yeah.
If you like the juice, the whole juice and nothing but the juice, you know how good Schweppes Fruit Juice is.
And now here's something special.
Look for these specially marked bottles and enter the Schweppes Fit and Healthy competition.
You could win a great first prize of one of six two-year health club memberships.
See these bottle cap leaflets for full details.
The closest thing you'll get to this is this.
So enter now, the Schweppes Fruit Juice Fit and Healthy competition.
And some of your exotic muesli with the silly name.
He's such a find.
Remond makes his own muesli.
Gathers nuts, fruits, honey, currants coated in yoghurt.
Mixes cereals, roll, wheat and oats with coconut and wheat germ.
Toasts, roasts, this exquisite muesli.
He calls bunches.
Clusters, Uncle Toby's muesli clusters.
How do you know so much about muesli, Remond?
An uncle in the trade, ma'am.
Insurance.
Everybody needs it and every insurance company sells it, but the cost is different.
Same car, different driver, different age, different no claim bonus.
Same house, same contents, different location, different cover.
Ian Berry Insurance Brokers.
They're independent, represent you and will arrange your cover using their unique computer system
to find the right insurance company.
For the right car or house insurance at a better price, ring Ian Berry Insurance Brokers.
May means more than fading Mother's Day flowers because at Maya,
May means 25% off normal prices on fashion hosiery by Cazor.
May means more than falling autumn leaves.
At Maya, May means Van Heusen shirts and trousers fall by 20%.
May means more than plummeting temperatures.
Yes, at Maya, May means plummeting prices on shirts and blouses.
Yes, May means more, much more at Maya.
And there's much more in your catalogue.
You can tell a well-o'-woman
You can tell, you can tell, you can tell
You can tell a well-o'-woman by the way she wears her hair
You can tell a well-o'-woman anywhere
You can tell a well-o'-woman by the way she wears her hair
You can tell a well-o'-woman anywhere
The new Wella Balsam range has eight herbs that bring out the natural beauty of your hair.
You can tell a well-o'-woman anywhere
First, there was the butter era.
Good and hearty.
Then, the polyunsaturated margarine era.
Congratulations, mom.
Now, there's the era of better eating.
New polyunsaturated salt-reduced era with only half the fat of butter or margarine, but all that taste.
Era is a delicious blend of polyunsaturated oils and buttermilk, all that taste with only half the fat.
New era, all that taste with only half the fat.
Got a call from Mr. Fryer
He's springing round a buyer
The kitchen looked a fright from the literal dew last night
Although I thought quite sickly, I had to clean it quickly
With spray and wipe all purpose, I cleaned up every surface
Spray and wipe's a breeze
Cause it cuts through toughest grease
The kitchen's clean and the buyer's very clean
So thank you. Spray and wipe.
They stole her brother's body
Don't worry, we'll get back.
This?
She was tough and he was brave
Nobody moves
Then things went wrong
Now they're on the run
We're outlawed, right? Can I have an autograph?
A star of Supergirl Helen Slater is Billie Jean of modern day Outlaw
We're not giving up till you pay. You're a Sam!
They turned her into a national hero
But can she prove her innocence before it's too late?
Monday 8.30 the television premiere of The Legend of Billie Jean on MIND
Remember how love felt the first time?
Now the director of Dirty Dancing makes it happen in a whole new way
My memory came back of my last life
Alex is Louis
Reincarnated
Delightfully hilarious
Deliciously romantic
Sybil Shepherd, Robert Downey Jr, Ryan O'Neil, Mary Stuart Masterson
Chances are you'll love it
We almost, we could have
We still can
Chances are
Commences Thursday at Hort's Regent Cinemas and Glen Oak Cinema Center
There's a new cooking sensation sweeping the nation
Vegemite
Vegemite adds flavour to casserole, soups and gravies
Just a spoonful and they'll be singing your praises every night
We're happy little Vegemites, we like it like a me
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea
On our happy days we're going down to everything we'll eat
Vegemite, now you're cooking, look for the recipes on the jar
Steak
Seafood
Salad
Sizzler
When you don't want fast food and you don't have a lot of time but you still want a great meal
Come to a licensed Sizzler restaurant where you can enjoy a delicious steak with crispy fried shrimp
And an extra serving of shrimp all for just $9.99
Sizzler
So for absolutely top value come and enjoy a steak with a double serving of shrimp for just $9.99
Sizzler
At the Sizzler restaurant near you
I don't know John, I...
I don't know what it is
The car's got a whole computer system that actually tells you what's wrong with it
And those backyard boys, I think it's a question of changing the couple of these, I don't know
Unbelievable
You better look at the distributor cap, it could be cracked
It's probably non-genuine too
Yeah, don't it
Commodore's all finished, have a listen to this
Love it
You touch me once more I'll call the police, I mean it
Why do people get married anyway? If they're just gonna get divorced
I hope your lover is worth what he'll cost you
After 17 years, Lynette is stripped of every possession
I'm not okay
As a newfound independence evolves, a world to contest her vindictive husband develops
You've got a tough fight ahead
Picking up the pieces
Sponsored by Bridgestone and Singapore Airlines, premieres Wednesday, 8.30 on Nine
Have you seen the new shepherds?
No, where are they?
Burnside Village
Oh really?
Not for us though
I mean, who wants jewellery that's different?
Oh, not me
Or me
No
For those rare individuals who refuse to blindly follow like sheep
We proudly announce that now there are three shepherds
Rundle Mall, Westfield Marion and Burnside Village, shepherds jewellers for the most beautiful jewellery
Bar none
There are 50 things I'd rather spend my money on
If I must replace the muffler
I'm not spending any more than I have to
You might as well
When I go in for a quote I don't want surprises later
I'll say, that's the price, stand by it
You might as well
When I say pick it up at four I'll say on the dot, no waiting
I'll make that clear
You might as well
You might as well have the best
It's May
As the petals begin to curl on the Mother's Day chrysanthemums
As the last leaf flutters from the trees
As the footy tightens its grip on our hearts and minds
And as the fortunate few catch planes out for winter
While the less fortunate stay home and catch colds
The true meaning of May suddenly becomes clear
May means savings, May means value
And May means much more at Maya
Yes, May means much more at Maya
So be watching for your catalogue
Thanks
We don't get a chance to watch a lot of telly
But come six o'clock
I know what I want
National Nine News
Rob Kelvin and Kevin Kreese don't mess around
You get your full on news
Get your weather on the button
And that lot get their sport without any drivel
That's what I want
National Nine News at six
The best remains unchanged
I will hurt
That's what we want
Now the front door would be somewhere here
Knock, knock
Come in, mind the pop plants
So, bedrooms to the left and living areas here
Overlooking the valley
And lounge around here
Which opens to the dining room
And heating
Yep
No, what time?
The best
It's cold up here
Now, the kitchen's gonna be all white
Even the taps
Where are those taps with the...
Hang on, hang on
Before we get carried away
There are a couple of fundamental questions
Like hot water and cooking
Uh-huh
Well, I suggest you go for gas for your hot water
Cooking and heating your major appliances
And you keep your electricity for lights, television and other appliances
Why?
Well, basically you're balancing your energy needs
And because the big jobs are using an economical fuel
Gas?
Yeah
For the average home, you'll save a bundling fuel cost
Makes sense
I can't think of anything that makes more sense
You'll probably even afford a set of those fancy taps
Stand up
They were alone
He was a stranger
What have you done to him?
He's gone
There was no warning, no escape
And no place to hide
Terror doesn't always come out at night
Dead calm, a voyage into fear
Commences Thursday at the Academy and selected suburban theater
That's what I'm getting, mate
New Commodore, white with a V8
Big new 5-liter fuel-injected V8
Fantastic
What, are you getting a bigger boat, are you?
No
Well, do you need a V8?
No
Why bother getting one?
Why not?
My friend here has a bad cold
Isn't that right?
Not just the thing to fix it
No action, cold and flu relief
There we go
Because action is soluble, it works fast
There's even vitamin C in action
So you feeling better, little buddy?
Good
I'd hate to have caught your cold
For effective relief from a cold, take action
Welcome, ladies, to the annual St. Aubin's Men's Dabby Changing Competition
Now, gentlemen, you want a good, clean fold
How come yours are so nice and soft?
Fabric softener
I use one too
So how come yours are softer?
My wife's cuddly
Cuddly?
Super soft cuddly for the whole family
Cuddly
Now with new, fresher fragrances, super soft cuddly is even more of a winner
It's his work against mine
Farrah Fawcett has gained worldwide acclaim for her chilling performance in Extremities
We've got to call the police
We're charged
Rape
Jeff, prove attempted rape
Aye
It's a joke
How Joe lives here
It happens every day
It happened to Marjorie
She was the perfect victim
Or so he thought
Choose
Come for us
Farrah Fawcett in a shattering portrait of a woman driven to extremities
A man is badly hurt
And you don't have a case
That's why I have a hammer
What she did to survive is nothing compared with what she will do to survive
Nothing compared with what she will do to get even
Did I hurt you?
Based on the award winning hit from the New York stage comes a sensitive, powerful movie premiere
Extremities, Sunday 8.30 on Nine
What are you doing?
I'm checking the easy peel tops on these mainland picks
That's not necessary
In the lush green pastures of New Zealand, they might be a bit behind the rest of the world
But that's why their mainland cheese is so far ahead
And so is the idea of mainland's easy peel pack
Now we have to send the lot back to be repacked
You mean I have to check them all again?
Down here you have the perfect climate for healthy living and wonderful foods
And Mr. Hines has captured this goodness for your family in his unique new range of higher fiber whole soups
Whole soups use only the most wholesome ingredients with no artificial anything
He even forbids you to add water
So you get the soup, the whole soup and nothing but the soup
To help the little ones grow up big and strong
Mr. Hines, it appears your whole soup is working already
And Jim Jabronski has nearly sold his whole quota of polyester blinds
Julie Sands was leading the sales in acrylic blinds by undercutting everyone else
So, how's everyone else going?
I've still got miles of glass fiber fabric
So drop the price again
Drop the price!
How else are we going to sell two million dollars worth of blinds before June 30th?
Remember, nobody makes a sale come alive like the rest of us
The most beautiful store in the world
Book your sun lover holiday through the Queensland Government Travel Centre or your travel agent
This week on Eye on Australia, our special guest is Harrison Ford
Yep, Indiana Jones is back for his final challenge
And your nagging health problem, could alternative treatment be the answer?
Yoga's cured my asthma, I haven't had an attack in about three years
And we meet one of Australia's most unusual families
We battled, didn't we, Robert?
We battled when he was a sick little man
That's Eye on Australia, 5.30