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This holiday season one remarkable new series is bringing families together for the first time
ABC Monday a powerful story of a daughter's unanswered question
Her mother who did abandon her a letter would have been nice and a mother's unresolved past. I wrote her
No, I told her I loved her. She didn't get the letter after years of searching two lives will be changed forever. Do I meet her?
ABC's find my family all new Monday at 9 8 central on ABC
ABC Tuesday, it's the season premiere of the hysterically twisted utterly original. You know, you're spreading cream cheese on your iPhone. Oh
Oh, where's my bagel ABC's better off dead season premiere Tuesday 9 38 30 central on ABC
If we needed further proof that the economy is in the dumper rumor has it Santa is moving his workshop to China
I know it's a shame if you want to complain about it pick up the phone and call the North Pole
You'll end up with an operator in India
Here is some good fun that can't be outsourced
Wave machine wave goodbye to your camera
You're supposed to throw a coin in the fountain, but take it out of your pants first
Yeah, I know the dog ate your homework and the cat popped your yoga ball
Careful this water wiener has a three-girl limit
Love treats cats hate sharing
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Tied his loose tooth to that dictionary. He should have used it to look up the words bad idea. I thought you were just reading the dictionary
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Even if you swing like a girl you can still do some damage
I know the last thing you want to do when you watch TV is
Is think if you wanted to think you'd be at work or school the reading one of those
What are they called?
books
Don't be worried when I tell you we're gonna do a little math. We've done the work for you and we've even added pictures
When things don't quite add up it must be AFVs video math. Let's start with a soccer hit to the head
Plus an ice cream cone catastrophe
According to my calculations that equals this thriller in vanilla
Take one goofy giggler
And you get these quadratic cuties
Start with a unicycling stud
Add a six-string strummer
Plus a pathetic puppet show
And you get a unicycling guitar playing puppet-pulling frat fall
This has been AFVs video math your formula for failure
Four centuries kids have been leaving cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve after all those calories
It's amazing. He can still squeeze down the chimney. I think it's time to start leaving Santa
Celery stick after all if Santa doesn't fit the gifts might quit
Excited about your present. Okay, go open it up
You know, it's time to open it up
If Santa doesn't fit the gifts might quit excited watch present. Okay, go open it up
Really excited here's a gift that's definitely one size fits all
Well, what do you have to say
Oh mom was nice the gift was naughty
He saw her goodwill toward men doesn't say anything about cats and dogs
Here's a gift that won't be sent back a visit from her daughter. I got your present
Do you like my hair? Yeah
Me if you need support lean on something solid not your grandma
They say you don't choose a Christmas tree a Christmas tree chooses you
To a kid nothing can ruin Christmas like getting clothes. Well, that's a box what's inside the box
Hey Christmas is over
Ah
Yes, remember when family time meant sitting around the fireplace and talking
Well now family time usually means everyone logs onto their computer reads each other's blog
The way we spend time together might change but the results remain the same
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Want to see your funny video on afv upload it to abc.com
Whether you use at&t or verizon chances are the end of the month you're gonna have some unused minutes laying around
Difference is at&t lets you keep the minutes you don't use while verizon
Doesn't adios minutes
Those were perfectly good minutes now. They're gone
When you compare there's no comparison. Well ain't coming back at&t a better 3g experience
At black and decker we designed a smarter drill for you
With a smart select dial the drill automatically adjusts to the proper setting when you select the project
So we wish you a merry christmas
If you knew how much you might be nauseous shop smarter this year
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There move along people move along
Holy moly what just happened?
I mean
Wow, hey, that looks great
And no need to discuss it further in fact, you can bump most of that out. Just give it a once over with a wet paper pal
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When you want to get away, uh
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They're romantic weekends
Pick enterprise we'll pick you up
ABC comedy wednesday, it's a ho ho new middle full of holiday cheer in case anybody cares. It just made a damn snowman
ABC's the middle all new wednesday 8 37 30 central on abc
Hey, join me mike gonzalez for in the kitchen in la cocina a brand new show highlighting hispanic food and culture from across the northwest
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There was a man by the way, this is true, he was married 29 times 29 times you'd think by about
23 24 he'd be thinking maybe I should get a dog
Here are some people who just said I do once but I have a feeling they meant it for us
I think it's a good thing that he's married 29 times
Here are some people who just said I do once but I have a feeling they meant it for us to see them where this rings
As a token of my trust and love for you as a token of my less love and trust for you
Some guys just have trouble being faithful
Oh to grieve with you and sorrow to grieve with you and sorrow to grow with you and love
To grieve with you and sorrow to grieve with you and sorrow to grow with you and sorrow to be faithful to you alone
Oh
It was these kind of wounds that kept him single for 35 years
I guess we know who wears the pants in this family