Previously on AFV.
Tonight on this special America's Funniest Home Videos Christmas Edition.
We'll flash forward to the golden years.
Meet some animals with attitude.
And get some early Christmas presents.
Tom will show some of his home movies.
And we've got more of your favorite videos.
Tonight on AFV's Christmas Edition.
And now, the man who's always got a bag full of goodies.
Tom Bergeron.
Thank you, that's very kind.
Thank you.
Welcome to AFV where tonight we will be celebrating Christmas.
Christmas is more than just getting gifts.
It's about peace on earth.
It's about getting to wear your bright red sweater with the giant reindeer on it.
It's about, you have those sweaters, don't you?
It's about drinking too much eggnog and telling your boss what you really think of him.
It's about watching the creepy guy in the next cubicle stand under the mistletoe all night waiting for the hot girl from accounting to maybe walk by.
We'll get to the Christmas goodies later.
First, let's celebrate the other 364 days of the year.
Mini motorcycle, major bonehead.
You might spend less time on your hair and more time practicing.
Here's a switch, the trash takes him out.
If you don't have shoes to take off, at least you can do this.
Either the slide is under inflated or dad is over inflated.
He's going to find out the hard way those black spots don't wash off.
He came, he seesawed, he conquered.
It looks like it's closing time at this branch.
Here's more bad economic news, even the bounce house market is collapsing.
Animals have always given us attitude, think about it, raccoons tip over our garbage, skunks stink up our neighborhoods, goldfish when they're inside their tiny little castles, they're talking about us.
Believe me, just because we're called mankind doesn't mean they're kind to man.
Mitzi has a very subtle way of letting them know she doesn't like her ear drops.
The only one who enjoyed this fox hunt was the fox.
I think it's time to get him a new chew toy.
You know how you can tell a monkey likes you, he doesn't do this.
That toy isn't the only thing in this house that's jumpy.
The billy goat might be gruff, but that bison is gruffer.
What we have here is a mooning monkey.
Okay now, they say that Santa leaves a lump of coal in the stockings of all the naughty people in the world.
How does this sound? We all act extra naughty this year.
Take the coal, use it to solve the energy crisis.
We'll cut our dependency on foreign oil and we get to be naughty all year.
That's a win-win.
First someone wrapped the present, then the present wrapped him.
I'm recording this by the way.
Ironically, he thought this was safer than taking the chimney.
He tried by smooching.
Before you give him a present, he just wants to play with the fox.
This is not the kind of stained glass you usually see at Christmas time.
Here's the wrong way to back up your computer.
I think at the next performance, he's going to be in the back row.
Do you know what the shortest amount of time is?
It is not the second, the millisecond or even the nanosecond.
The shortest amount of time is the amount of time between look at me and woe is me.
It is not the second, the millisecond or even the nanosecond.
The shortest amount of time is the amount of time between look at me and woe is me.
Christmas Classics.
With the real taste of chicken, salmon, turkey and ocean fish, Meow Mix tastes so good, cat's out for it by name.
When fragrance is your centerpiece, the holidays come alive. The limited edition holiday collection by Glade.
What makes a Hershey's bar with almonds pure? Pure happiness. Pure delight. Pure delicious chocolate with almonds. Pure Hershey's.
Santa Claus is coming to town Monday, 8, 7 Central on ABC.
Welcome back. Have you ever noticed when men age, their pants get higher and higher?
You've noticed this, right? By the time some men are in their 80s, they have to open their zipper to eat soup.
Would I lie? Check out these moldy oldies.
Ma'am, overboard.
It's the Tour de Gramps.
I don't know what vintage that is, but apparently it's not a very good year.
This is the worst episode of Baywatch ever.
Croquet may be a gentle game, but Grammy plays to win.
Oh, she was born to be wild about 80 years ago.
Oh my God.
Are you okay?
It's baby's first time in the water and it might be grandpa's last.
Are you okay?
It looks like the Rolling Stones are getting ready to go back on tour.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
Oh.
You know, if dogs and cats ran for the title of America's favorite pet, the debates would not be very interesting.
Dogs would only chase their tails around the podium. Cats would just stare at you with disdain.
I think it's a much better idea to let them battle it out here.