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It won't change your life.
Just how you think about 5 o'clock.
Because that's when the best value in long distance is AT&T's new Reach Out America plan.
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Reach Out America, the plan that saves you around the clock, just changed the clock.
I know what you want, I can read your mind.
Tyson Gourmet dinners.
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You're just family, you and you, Tyson.
Eating you is good, as good as cooking beans.
Even if you're eating alone, at Tyson we cook every dinner as if you were eating with our family.
Tyson, eating you, like family. Tyson, eating you.
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And we at Subaru have always been impressed by that.
So we gave the Subaru Legacy Wagon unibody construction, like the Volvo 240.
But we also gave it full-time four-wheel drive and anti-lock brakes.
Because the best way to survive an accident...
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Factory-to-dealer cash incentives on selected models make it a great time to come into your Subaru dealer.
Next.
You know I gotta go on this.
The beginning of a legend. Elvis. Then.
Everybody remember where we parked?
Don't tell me. You're from outer space.
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
Star Trek 4 The Voyage Home tonight. Tuesday.
I don't care if you spill grape juice on my carpet.
Just give me a moment to think.
I don't care if you broke my door.
I don't even care if you set the place on fire.
I love you.
Don't miss Coach, right after Roseanne, Tuesday.
America, America, overseas you.
Boy, that song makes me want to dance.
Now, I've got something kind of personal here.
These are home movies of my in-laws.
That's right, my wife's parents.
Well, maybe this is a mistake, but here goes.
This is the premise.
When my in-laws come out from Philadelphia to visit us, all they do is eat, sleep, and complain.
Here they are eating and complaining.
And there she is. Her hair is stitched to her hat and her glasses are bolted to her head.
There's my father-in-law.
The first time I called him dad, he said, not while I'm eating, which is most of the time.
Here they're babysitting my daughter and her friend and taking extra good care of her.
There's his Gilligan hat.
Here's what he does best.
There's the eating and here comes the complaint.
All that eating and complaining makes you tired.
Now, this is nice. They found ants in my kitchen, but did that stop them from eating?
Nope. There they go.
Mmm, yogurt.
You know, right now, I actually want to apologize for making fun of my in-laws on national television,
because dad, I do respect you a lot, and I love you, dad. I really do. I love you, dad.
Now, my in-laws aren't eligible for the $10,000 prize, but I might take them out to love.
Bob, the plane was late, the food was terrible, but we're here for 30 days.
Go on, Bob. Go, go.
Take care.
We've got 30 days to catch up. Bye now.
Ralph Edwards is actually at my house right now.
I'll just sit right back down and tell you that we're going to leave the land of nepotism right now,
and we're going to enter the realm of prestidigitation.
Prestidigitation? Hmm, I wish I had a dictionary.
Oh, look, there's magic in the air, and there's fishing line around this dictionary.
But something tells me that in this book it says that prestidigitation means magic.
A few weeks ago, we asked you to send in tapes having anything to do with magic, and boy, oh, boy, did you ever.
We received exactly 485 of them, and here are some of our favorites.
This is the backward smoke, which proves that smoking can be hazardous to your turban.
This is Bobby Bane. His wife's a real dog.
This tape is kind of cool. It's from Carmine Arton of Chantilly, Virginia, and we still don't know how it's done.
That guy's got one heck of a strong ankle.
Hi, I'm Scott Colvin, and right now I'm going to show you a magic trick that you can do at home.
First of all, get down on your knees like I am now.
Then put both hands on the floor and turn them both into the center like I have mine.
Now take either hand you want and start turning it toward the back.
It kind of hurts, doesn't it?
But you know, if you just grit your teeth, it keeps going.
You can finally do it. Back, around, up, to where?
Pretty handy, eh?
Did you ever wonder why magicians point their hands and arms straight out like this?
Well, you'd act like that too if your pants were stuffed with pigeons.
Now let's continue with the incompetent world of magic.
David Andorra has been studying magic for at least an hour, and he's going to turn this handkerchief into a pigeon.
At least that's the plan.
Problem number one, the pigeon shows up early and the handkerchief is still there.
Problems two and three, the pigeon refuses to go into the box, and his other pigeon gets lonely.
Oh, gaze upon me. I am the most handsome magician in the building, Alakazam.
Lenny Kazan, Alex Trebek. This will be a gigantic fireball, gigantic, I say.
Make that a small fireball. Well, the fireball's not important. I'm a master of my career.
Kids, do not try this at home unless you are me.
Now, where was I? I'm going to set this stick ablaze, ablaze, I say, and turn it into a tiger.
Or maybe just a stick on fire. Well, it doesn't really matter because I am beautiful.
Catch the stick. Oh no, now I have the fireball.
Fireball, you're too late. You're not going to try this at home. At home, I say.
I will put it out. Out, I say.
The fire will be gone. Gone, I say.
Remember David who had trouble with the pigeons? I bet you can't forget him.
Well, he's back with a rabbit because it can't fly away.
All it can do is hop away.
I brought the house down.
You did so well on that assignment, America, that we have another one for you.
We would like to see a tape of your baby's first haircut.
Now, please don't give them a mohawk to get on the show.
Send your tapes to our regular address, but label the envelope assignment America first haircut.
And we'll have them on the air in a few weeks.
Now, here's a funny kid. You've heard of a bouncing baby boy? Well, here's a vibrating baby boy.
And he's reciting the alphabet.
Now, this is one of my favorite parts of the show.
I can't believe it. This watch doesn't even have an alarm,
but it's telling me that it's time to choose this week's funniest and most amazing home video
and award that $10,000 prize.
Now, the producers, who, by the way, shocked the heck out of me with my in-laws,
have narrowed it down to three awesome choices, dude.
Now, our studio audience this week will decide this week's winner by voting for their favorite.
Here they are in random order.
Number one is New York, New York Baby, sent in by Teresa and Paul Avila from West Iceland, New York.
Number two is the lady who gets pushed in, sent in by Michelle and Gary Logan from Round Rock, Texas.
Number three is Tide Poodle Skirt Kid, sent in by Rita and Ken James from Baria, Ohio.
Our third place winner tonight can take their brains out with this RCA ProEdit camera,
and our second place winner gets this RCA Home Entertainment Unit with a 31-inch monitor and Super VHS recorder
so they can watch videos of people taking their brains out.
Studio audience, time to decide your favorite and lock in your votes right now.
Who will win the $10,000 this week?
Will it be the New York, New York Baby, the lady who gets pushed, or the Tide Poodle Skirt Kids?
We'll find out in a moment on America's Funniest Home Videos.
America's Funniest Home Videos will continue in a moment.
Dentists warn, the number one dental problem isn't cavities, it isn't tartar, it's plaque,
building up on your teeth every day.
And some people just don't brush well enough to get enough plaque off their teeth,
especially in hard-to-reach places.
The problem is plaque.
That's why there's Plaques.
Plaques, with its patented formula, is specifically designed to help remove plaque.
Plaques, original flavor and soft mint, to help fight America's number one dental problem.
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This is drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
Any questions?
If you haven't seen Anything But Love, you're missing a show that's refreshingly funny, says the New York Times.
White-collar crime. Kill the priest.
Anything But Love, Wednesdays.
Okay, now it's time for the results of the studio audience voting.
Thank you. You look great tonight.
The second place winner is the lady who gets pushed, sent in by Michelle and Gary Logan from Round Rock, Texas.
And the winner of the $10,000 in this week's Funniest Home Video is...
The New York, New York Baby, sent in by Teresa and Paul Avila from West Island, New York.
Hi, stand up.
Oh, you're welcome. Congratulations. Are you excited?
Thank you, yes.
How old are you when you did that?
Three days old.
Did she do any other singers, like Tony Bennett or anybody?
Well, you're now eligible for the $100,000. Congratulations. You're welcome.
Well, that's it for tonight. So, don't forget your assignment, America. Baby's first haircut.
This is Bob Saget saying keep those cameras rolling and have a good week.
Honey, I'm coming home. I've done my time.
Oh, someone's at the door.
This is just great. They're back. My in-law.
Curly is back. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable. Let me get your bags. You're sick.
Thanks, Dad. You'll be home soon, sweetheart.
Thank you.
This is Charles Gibson. This week our series, Spring into Fitness, dancing with Rita Moreno and water exercises with Lynn Swan.
Also Tom Hanks and Whitney Houston this week on Good Morning America.
Tomorrow night, a flight to freedom could be MacGyver's last. Stay tuned for Elvis next, followed by the ABC Sunday Night Movie.
They need to be with me, all right?
He promised his mother he'd keep the family together.
Put in 60 hours this week. You got a load on you for a young man, Terry.
Leaving, by God, I need you here.
Rick Schroeder, based on a true story.
I love you, Mama.
A son's promise, Monday.
We're with you all the way.
Who's got the snacks and the smile?