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chose to go to prison rather than testify against an innocent man.
And that's what I knew. I knew that Lowell was telling the truth.
God, just a few days ago you made me think he would never go free.
A few days ago I had never met and spoken to Howard Sullivan.
So this is good, right?
Yeah, it's good.
No, we're not there yet.
But I'm going to do everything in my power to bring River home to you.
But I'm going to need your help to do it.
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Trust me.
Yeah, I know it's difficult because you basically don't know me.
But you have to believe me when I tell you that your behavior may impact Lowell's case.
That's crazy. Why does what I do have any effect on what's...
Listen to me. If you get into trouble, any trouble,
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How?
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He's not.
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no more seeking a pardon.
That wasn't even a big deal.
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Hey, we didn't expect to see you for a couple of hours.
I don't want to waste the day off in bed.
Mom, some friends are getting together at Crimson Lights. Can I go?
Did you finish your homework?
Last night. All of it.
Okay. I'll take you when I go to Newman. I'll drop you off.
Great. See you, Jack.
I'm going to stop at the Mexican joint.
The one we like later and we'll get to those tamales for dinner.
Cool.
Bye, honey.
Bye, baby.
Jack?
You called?
Yeah, I have something for you.
The diary?
No. I'll tell you when you get here, but you got to make it fast because we're in kind of a hurry.
Why?
They spotted Victor in South America. They're on his trail.
Heather.
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What brings you by?
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How was your trip to Brazil?
Very nice, thank you. I love Rio this time of year.
Great. Then you wouldn't mind telling me all about it.
Actually, I would. It's personal.
Well, the DA's office disagrees, so you can either tell me here and now, or I can bring you in for questioning.
Oh, I'm not going anywhere, and I'm not answering any questions until I speak with my attorney.
Great. Give him a call. Get him over here. Can't wait to get started.
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Hey.
Hey, Jack.
Thanks for getting here so fast.
I just spoke to our publisher, Robert.
He's ready to set a date to publish the diary.
Really?
Well, I got more for him.
Why don't you take a look at my laptop?
Your laptop?
I thought you were going to show me stuff from the forger.
No, the diary will be ready soon, but this is my article for the magazine.
What, your expose?
The son's perspective on the sick and twisted father?
That's the one.
I thought we had such success building the diary.
You decided against that.
No, no, no.
I've been working on this all night.
I think it's going to lend a lot of credibility to the diary.
Okay, let's hear what you got.
Really?
Yes.
All right.
My beloved mother's dying wish for me was to have a relationship with the father I never knew.
Victor Newman.
My first instinct was to run in the other direction.
But then I decided to honor my mother's plea.
I went to Genoa City to become acquainted with my father and the family I'd never met.
Okay.
Great start.
Hold on, it gets better.
Victor embraced me fully, and I grew to respect, even love the man.
But it wasn't long before I saw him with new eyes.
An egomaniacal, unforgiving man whose vengeance knows no bounds.
Now we're talking.
Thank you, everybody.
Yeah, great job.
Same time tomorrow.
Janie, would you close the door on your way out?
No, I'm not meeting alone.
There were three places mentioned that would justify a business trip.
Yeah, I guess the farther away the more time will lead up.
The better it'll be for Dad.
Keep that in mind, though.
I'm not packing my bags just yet.
Okay.
I just can't stop thinking about him, though.
I wish he would come home and put an end to these accusations that he murdered that man.
So you don't think Dad did it?
No.
No, I don't.
Our Dad is not a murderer.
Are you having doubts?
I'm with Mom.
I think he killed that guy.
Michael, thank you for coming.
How's it going?
Have they coerced you into talking since you called me?
They tried, but all they got out of me was how nice the weather and food are in Brazil.
Good.
Okay.
We're going to play this just the way we discussed on the phone, okay?
You ready?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Ooh, counselor.
Michael.
Well, let's get this over with.
My client and I have better things to do with our day.
As do we, which is why you'd save us all a lot of time if you tell us exactly what Victor said to you when you were in Brazil.
He said that the weather is great.
Did he say where he's been or where he's going?
My client pleads her Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination.
Oh, well, maybe she'd like an obstruction of justice charge thrown at her.
Oh, come on.
My client is not committed a crime, and you have no authority to compel her to answer your question.
She is no longer Victor's wife.
Therefore, she can't refuse to testify.
You might want to remember that next time Victor gets in touch with you, because if you aid and abet him in the United States, the district attorney will definitely press charges against you, Nicky.
Excuse me. I'm so sorry.
I would suggest that if Victor calls or shows up, you contact law enforcement.
Uh, oh, hold on just a minute.
Uh, it's Nick. He called me on my cell phone since yours is off.
I wish you hadn't have told him where you were going. I don't want him to worry about me.
Just talk to him.
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