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But first, watch the newest way to keep your kids clean.
Kid Watch.
Why don't you love me like you used to do?
What did she call the last 11 months?
My hair's still curly and my eyes still blue.
That's the way she wants it. Hey, if she can go her way, we'll go our way.
You know what I mean?
One day it could all come down to a few inches.
For those few inches, it's good to know you have Goodyear tires.
You think someone's trying to tell us something like that?
That's why we say the best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them.
She gets another shot.
Joe vs. The Volcano.
Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan know.
When adventure strikes with a passion, just go with the flow.
Stop right there!
I love you.
I love you too. I've never been in love with anybody before either.
It's great. I am glad.
But the timing stinks.
I gotta go.
Joe vs. The Volcano. Rated PG.
Starts Friday, March 9th at a theater near you.
Ever since UNISOM, people have abandoned their old sleep medicine.
They want to fall asleep fast and get a good night's sleep.
And in medical tests, people fell asleep faster and slept better all night with UNISOM than without.
Tonight, join the millions who've switched to UNISOM.
Take UNISOM for faster, better sleep.
How would you improve a Big Mac?
I would rearrange the sesame seeds in a variety of patterns to reenact famous naval battles.
Yeah. I think we'll stick with the classic, one-of-a-kind Big Mac you just can't improve.
Attack!
How can she be old enough to leave for college?
How can you be old enough to be her mom?
I take care of myself.
And she takes Geritol Complete, nearly twice the iron ordinary supplements.
Here's to our future.
Geritol Complete, for the best years of your life.
Tuesday.
Uh-oh. Dueling grandpas.
Grandpas come home.
Anthony Romano?
Tony!
Who's the boss then?
When did it happen?
Last night.
Was it your dad?
He gave you the talk.
Kevin.
The Wonder Years Tuesday.
Next.
He's never really been away from home before.
He prepares for his first concert.
Anthony!
I don't know.
Everything's changing so fast.
I have so much confidence in me, especially.
Elvis, after America's Funniest Home Videos, next.
I love that song.
You know, a lot of people wonder what it is that makes kids grow.
Well, it's good food, exercise, and regular watering.
You don't believe it?
I didn't either until I saw these.
How can you tell when the largest bratwurst in the world is cooked?
You just poke it with a fork.
I wouldn't pick up that hose if I were you.
I wouldn't pick up that hose if I were you.
I wouldn't pick up that hose if I were you.
I wouldn't...
Eh, no one's listening to me anyway.
Go ahead, kids, squirt yourself.
kids, squirt yourself.
Do you remember when water beds were the rage?
A guy could be part Casanova, part Cousteau, and catch a solid eight hours of sleep at
the same time.
Well, here are two ladies who just set sail on a water bed for the first time.
These are two waterlogged sisters, Rochelle Gordon and Bessie Lampert.
They've learned it's a lot easier to get into a water bed than out of one.
It takes leverage, and maybe a tugboat.
What was that?
Now sit up.
Oh, the shore that's going ashore, land ho, abandoned bed ladies, let's go.
Sometimes you have to go with your head, and sometimes you have to go with your heart,
and sometimes you just have to go.
We call these videos nature calls.
This boy is a short stop, but he'd like to make a pit stop at the nearest bathroom.
His faces are full, and so am I.
Oh, boy, I shouldn't have drunk all that apple juice.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Okay, we're coming to the end.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
All right, we made it.
Could you turn that fountain off?
It's driving me crazy.
In keeping with the theme of that segment, here's a little piece we put together called
Splish Splash.
Here's a little piece we put together called Splash.
Here's a little piece we put together called Splash.
Well, it is time once again to choose this week's funniest or most amazing home video
and award that $10,000 prize.
Man, I love that part.
The producers, who, by the way, give me flowers every week, have narrowed the field down to
three deserving choices, and now our studio audience will decide this week's winner by
voting for their favorite.
Here they are in random order.
Number one is the dog that says mama, sent in by Jean and Christine Anderson from Fair
Oaks, California.
Number two is the golfer who takes a tumble, sent in by Pete and Betty Shaffer.
Number three is Jack from St. Anthony, Idaho.
Number three is basketball pratfalls, sent in by Jim Mast from Napoli, Indiana.
Our third place winner tonight receives this piece of quality equipment, sure to make you
the envy of all your friends, and if you don't have any friends, you will after they see
this RCA ProEdit camera, and our second place winner gets this RCA home entertainment unit
with a 31-inch monitor and super VHS recorder, ho ho, Nellie.
Studio audience, it is time to decide your favorite and lock in your votes right now.
Do you remember your favorite?
Was it the dog who says mama?
Or the golfer who takes a tumble, or basketball pratfalls?
America's Funniest Home Videos will return in a moment.
One inch and out, low on fuel.
How about some Honey Nut Cheerios?
What?
Cereal Val?
But Honey Nut Cheerios has a great taste of honey and nuts.
Did you say honey and nuts?
Hey, Pete, got any milk?
Honey Nut Cheerios.
What's the hottest thing happening this Friday and Saturday?
The J.C.
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Two big days to save throughout the store.
The two-day sale this Friday and Saturday.
It's too good to pass up.
This entire commercial was shot and edited on a very advanced piece of home video equipment.
The RCA Pro-Edit Capcorder.
It puts in your hands the most comprehensive set of recording and editing capabilities
ever assembled in one capcorder.
Then again, you probably can see that for yourself with the RCA Pro-Edit, RCA number
one with the toughest critics in the world.
Starting tonight, the side of the famous family you've never seen.
No one is to know about it.
The Kennedys of Massachusetts.
Next Sunday at a special time, the one-hour special that kicked off America's favorite
news series.
Well, you know what they say, one man's misfortune is another man's TV show.
America's funniest home videos at 7, 6 Central next Sunday.
Well, here are the results of the studio audience voting.
Here we go.
Thank you very much.
The second place winner is the golfer who takes a tumble.
Sent in by Pete and Betty Schaap from St. Anthony, Idaho.
Oh, there's excitement in the air.
The winner of the $10,000 in this week's most amazing home video is the dog that says,
mama, and Christine and Christine Anderson from Faroes, California.
Hi, can you guys stand up?
Do you mind?
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Are you excited?
Oh, yeah.
And are you excited?
Could you set him down and maybe he would do it for us?
Sure.
Great.
How do you coax him into saying mama?
He likes dog cookies.
Dog cookies.
Snoopy saying mama.
Mama, mama.
Mama, mama.
That was wonderful.
Thanks.
Congratulations.
Isn't this great?
$10,000 for saying mama.
Well, you are now eligible for our $100,000.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's all for tonight.
In fact, where did the time go?
Now, don't forget, keep those cameras rolling, and also, don't forget, I'm Bob Saget.
And don't forget to open the garage door before you drive off to work tomorrow, unless your
car's already outside.
Good night.
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Tomorrow morning on the home show, an exclusive live interview with a 43-year-old mother who
became pregnant in the hopes that her newborn child will become a bone marrow donor for
her ailing teenage daughter.
Hey, Danny Tanner here from Full House.
Say hi to all the people.
Hi to all the people.
Joey, I was talking to Michelle.
Yeah, Michael.
Hi, everybody.
Oh, I wish you could see this cute little smile and pretty little dress.
Well, thank you, Danny.
Michelle, just tell the people when to watch Full House.
Friday.
Stay tuned for Elvis next.