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Jack, I am tired.
I had a long flight.
So, whatever it is that is on your warped brain, keep it to yourself.
Well, I'm not surprised you're tired.
That was quite a load of bull you just shoveled under my old man.
Oh my, were we eavesdropping, Jack?
Great timing.
My middle name.
Well, good.
Then I don't have to repeat the story since you've heard it already.
Well, just because my old man bought all that stuff about how you love Tracy,
so you gotta give her time and space.
Don't assume I'm that gullible.
Are you accusing me of lying?
Hell yes.
Making yourself out to be the injured party just because Tracy isn't here to defend herself?
Believe what you want.
Now, Tim Sullivan, that was clever.
Oh, you think I enjoyed telling that to your dad?
We both know he's not within a thousand miles of California.
What are you talking about?
You think I'd make something like that up that makes me look good to the family
that my wife is with another man?
Frankly, it makes you look like a chump.
But then what are appearances as long as you hang on to your meal ticket?
I should have told you about Sullivan a long time ago.
Then maybe you would have gotten off my back.
Don't bet on it, Junior.
Sullivan wouldn't even be out there, if he is out there,
if you'd done your job as a husband.
You finished?
Well, there's still one thing that bothers me, and that is,
if Tracy's been out there with Sullivan all this time,
how come she hadn't dumped you yet?
Did it ever occur to you that she loves me?
No.
Well, then it might surprise you to know that while we were together,
it was just like old times.
You know, you didn't stay long, though.
What's the matter?
You afraid I was going to lay claim to my old room?
Oh, now that's what this is all about, isn't it?
You don't give a damn about Tracy.
This goes back to the personal vendetta that you've had against me from day one.
Brad, I liked you fine when you were the handyman.
It was when you wormed your way into my family that I got kicked off.
And that is why you tried to turn your father against me
by planting doubts about Tracy and my relationship in his head.
Well, it didn't work this time, and it hasn't worked all the other times.
Why don't you just get used to it?
I'm going to be your brother-in-law for a long time to come.
Yeah, well, you know, that might bother me, actually,
if I thought for a minute that it was true.
But, uh, see, I give my sister credit for brains,
so, uh, she'll divorce you. It's just a matter of time.
Well, don't hold your breath.
I'm going to go out and visit Tracy as much as I can.
Oh, sure, I know.
Or you'll try to salvage your marriage for as long as you have to.
I happen to love my wife.
Well, of course, because her daddy's loaded.
But being an opportunist,
you'll be gone in a flash the second you find a bigger fish to fry.
Well, I know that's what keeps you going, Jack.
But unfortunately for you, your father considers me a member of this family,
and I intend for it to stay that way.
There ain't a damn thing you can do about it.
Lauren's right.
I can't wait.
Philip sure isn't waiting. I've got to see Cricket now.
Philip.
Hi, Danny.
What are you doing here?
I need to see you.
Can't it wait? I was just going somewhere.
No, Dent, no, it really can't.
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