He talks like a little boy. Oh no, what does he say?
Just everything. Like what?
Nothing in particular. When does he do that?
Usually right before we go to bed.
I got it. Shana? Building models.
He builds fire engines and planes and
he likes to build big four wheel drives and a whole room is plastered with them.
He's a model. No choo choos.
I build choo choos. What was it?
I have to say, since Dan got me, he switches.
He switches a lot when he walks. Oh, he swishes? Yeah, he switches his butt.
He said he switches and it scared me.
It's a 25 point bonus question.
Ladies, will your husband say that the clock he looks at most often at home
runs fast, runs slow, or runs exactly on time?
Nancy? Runs exactly on time. Runs on time. Shana? Runs fast.
Runs fast. Launza? On time. Runs on time. Janie? On time.
Ladies, thank you very much for your answers. We'll be right back with the husbands to compare answers on the All New Newlywed Game.
Welcome back to the All New Newlywed Game. Now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives
have predicted what you will say. Remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
Here's the first one. Gentlemen, since the two of you have known each other, which has been more the case,
your wife has been like putty in your hands, or
you've been like putty in her hands? Dan?
She's been like putty in my hands. She's been like putty in your hands.
Really? I think I swept her up pretty good. Yeah, boy.
Alright, Launza said, that card please. Yes, she's been putty in your hands.
Way to go, Dan.
Bob? I'd have to say, I've been more or less putty
in her hands. You've been putty in her hands. She said, yeah, you've been putty in her hands.
Less. Well, like they said earlier,
she asked me out first, so I've been putty in her hands. You've been putty in her hands. She said, yeah,
you've been putty in her hands. Jim?
I've been putty in her hands. You've been putty in her hands. She predicted you would say the very same thing.
Everybody got it right. Next question, gentlemen.
Would your wife complete this sentence? This is her talking. My husband's friend
blank must have gotten hit with the ugly stick.
Give me a first name only please, Bob. Your friend blank must have gotten hit with the ugly
stick.
No, no, we're talking ugly stick.
Okay. How about Dave? Dave. She said, how about
old David? That's right.
Less. Steve. Steve.
Your wife predicted you would say Steve.
Jim. Mike. Mike. You said,
no, she said. You said Mike. I said this, and we're not going to have friends when we get back
home. That's right. Tommy looks like he's been hit with a
U-G-L-Y-S-T-I-R-C cape. Jim, come on.
He's not ugly. I could say something, but we're on TV.
Go ahead, let's turn the cameras off.
Dan.
I think Bruce. Bruce. Your wife said, I think Bruce.
That's right.
Here's the last of our ten point questions. Gentlemen, what does your wife
think is the one thing you need to stop doing
if you want to hold on to your macho image?
One thing you need to stop doing here, Less, if you want to hold on to your
macho image. Oh, throwing my pillow on the floor
before I go to sleep. Throwing your pillow on the floor. Yeah, every night I sleep there. You know what she said,
Less? She says that you got to quit talking like a little baby
boy. That's only because you do.
Hey, Less? Yeah? What do you do for a living, sir?
I'm in the Marine Corps.
You mean you, the Marine,
talk like a little baby boy? She thinks it's cute.
Right before you go to bed, what do you say?
Uh, no, let's not talk about it.
What does he say, Nancy, usually? I'd rather not talk about it, even.
Do the guys in the Corps know you talk like a little baby
boy? Sure will now. Yeah. Not much choice.
I'll be darned. Jim,
one thing your wife said you have to stop doing if you want to hold on to
your macho image.
Slouching the way I walk, she hates the way I walk. How come?
I don't know, she says I walk like a duck.
Like a duck? Yeah. No kidding. She said, pal, you had
better stop eating. You always eat your peanut butter crackers at night and you're getting a
duck. And you're saying I gotta stop
eating peanut butter crackers at night and macho men are all muscular and stuff.
He doesn't always say that. I don't love you the way you are, but it doesn't, you know.
Is he a great lover?
He just doesn't have much of a macho image, is that it?
No, and to me he does, but I mean, I guess other women,
they think a macho man with these big muscles, these tight pants with something, you know.
You know.
He doesn't have nothing, huh? Well, no, he does, but he doesn't wear these tight
pants. Yeah, I see. Okay. Dan?
I think it'll probably be crawling around on the floor.
Listen, why don't you go over to Lessa's house? You can crawl and he can talk
like a little boy. You guys have a good time.
You know what she says? She says, you
swish when you walk. What? Like a gay?
Thank you.
She's available. No, he doesn't.
She says you are too. Gay men are attractive. Pardon me? Gay men.
Oh, okay. That's not my fault. Bob?
Something you better stop doing, man, if you want to hang on to your macho image.
One thing is you gotta quit going over to Dan's house, obviously.
That's right. Throw tantrum, I guess.
No kidding. She says that, no, she says you build models.
You're models. You're fire department models. They're all over the damn house. All over.
So.
So, we'll see which couple's gonna win their grand prize
right after these words from my friend Bob. Gentlemen, does the clock you look at
most often at home run slow, run exactly on time,
or run fast? Let's go to couple number one. Jim and Janie with fifteen, twenty-five
to give you forty. Jim? A little fast. Runs a little fast. She said it runs
on time. Cheers. Number two. Jan and
Levanza with twenty, twenty-five to give you forty-five. Dan? On time. On time. She says
it's on time. Yeah. Couple number three. Bob and John with
twenty-five, twenty-five to give you fifty. Bob? On time. On time.
She says it runs fast. Couple number four.
Les and Nancy with thirty, twenty-five to give you fifty-five. Get it right and you're gonna be our grand prize winners. Les?
On time. On time. She says it's on time.
Yes. Les and Nancy, you're our new red game grand prize winners.
And now, Les and Nancy, yesterday's winners of the new red game,
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