Are you desperate for great entertainment?
Do you crave the ultimate viewing experience?
Then hold on.
The future as we know it is about to be changed.
Troma 2000 is here.
Laugh with the irresistible family fun
of a nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell.
The prehistoric and the prepubescent together at last.
She's the last womanoid in the Tromaville of tomorrow.
And she's wanted by men and mutant alike.
A nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell.
Discover the groundbreaking cinema of The Wedding Party.
Reach new heights of excitement watching Diling for Dingbats.
Be seduced by state-of-the-art special effects and lush locations in
Croaked Monster from Hell.
See the world saved from sinister savage psychopaths in
Wizards of the Demon Sword.
Leading the vanguard of tantalizing Troma 2000 movies
is the one-man army of oriental artifacts
Sergeant Kabuki Man, NYPD.
Able to leap tall muggers with a running start.
He is a cop.
And he is a legendary superhero.
He is America's first accidental oriental crime-fighting hero.
His name is Harry Griswold.
But you can call him
Sergeant Kabuki Man, NYPD.
To find out more about these legendary heroes,
you'll have to watch the high-tech havoc of Troma 2000.
From a video store near you.
I'm impressed.