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Take an adventure you'll never forget.
And hold on to your seats.
Tom Selleck and Bess Armstrong are taking the high road to China.
The adventure takes them halfway around the world.
From Istanbul to Waziristan.
From India to Kathmandu.
You'll be my welcome guests.
Forbidden.
Does that mean he's going to eat us or feed us?
Too soon!
You're dropping them too soon!
Now!
Take the high road to danger.
Now!
Drop!
You'll wring your scrawny little neck.
Oh yeah, go on, do it!
Do it, do it, do it!
Take the high road to romance.
Put your arms around me.
Tom Selleck and Bess Armstrong in High Road to China.
Take an adventure you'll never forget.
Nothing that lives in the imagination is more frightening than the terror that lives in
Castle Rock, Maine.
Kujo?
Can he get us in here?
Can he eat his way in here?
Oh my God, I'm losing my baby.
From the novel by Stephen King, creator of Carrie and the Shining, comes a startling
vision of fear.
Please, God, get me out of here.
Now there's a new name for terror.
Kujo.
He walked like him.
He talked like him.
Give me five, yo mama, get down.
He even cooked like him.
He wanted to be just like Boos.
He was a good boy.
Just like Boos Lee.
So he regulated his diet, began intensive training, and learned to live like a great
samurai master.
You must now come through.
Oh yeah, I was.
And as his reputation spread throughout the land, his days became filled with new challenges.
Eating chicken with numb chucks, defeating criminals with the flick of his hand, and
defending good against evil.
Lee, give that man his purse back.
He lived a life of nonstop action.
Just cut the cards.
Cut the cards, sir.
Constant danger.
With little time for rest or relaxation, deadly killers hunted him.
And every woman wanted him.
Now, as long as you wear this, I'm not going to make love to another man.
Me neither.
He was a man that women would fight for.
Great teachers respected.
And his wisdom was sought by everyone.
The most important thing in life is broad.
Amen.
It's the birth of a great American hero.
They call me Bruce.
Bruce.
No, Bruce.
Tiny boy got a funny mouth.
They call me Bruce.
A superhero America can believe in.
I want something great.
I want something that nobody's ever done before.
In 1964, Eddie Wilson had the hottest rock and roll band in the country.
Then one night, his car went off a dark New Jersey bridge.
His body was never found.
You don't really think Eddie's still alive, do you?
Bruce we need you.
Fish!
Take her.
Hollywood is a world of glamour.
It is the world of Harold Robbins, the lonely lady.
And nothing.
Pia Zadora is the lonely lady.
She's determined to take nothing less than everything Hollywood has to offer.
We're gonna be as crude as we want, as filthy as we want, and as gross as we want.
Dave's been itching for it.
Woody can't stand it.
If I can wait, why can't you wait?
And Spider will do anything for it.
There comes a time when nothing seems more important than losing it.
Who was I supposed to know that you was your sister?
Hey, will you settle down?
I'll be right back.
I can hardly wait.
Get those maniacs!
It's the last word about the first time losing it.
For more movie previews, keep watching after the end of this film.
Even a wolf has his weaknesses.
So now the wolf has a wolf pack.
The final showdown belongs to McQuade.
Lone Wolf McQuade, starring Chuck Norris, David Carradine, Barbara Carrera, and Leon
Isaac Kennedy.
It began so innocently.
In 1974, a 16-year-old girl named Christine Lewis met Walter Maresh, a young German carnival
worker.
She never dreamed she would become his hostage.
Hostage, the most shocking part of this story, is that it's true.
1908 was a great time to be alive.
It was a time of great men and great women.
Like the great Scout and Cat House Thursday, starring Lee Marvin as Sam Longwood, Oliver
Reed as Joe Knox.
His mother was a squaw.
His father was the U.S. cavalry.
Robert Culp as Jack Colby.
How are you feeling, my love?
I see.
About the same.
Stroller Martin as Billy.
When it came to dirty old men, no one could touch them.
In fact, no one wanted to.
And K. Lenz as Thirsty.
Oh, yeah.
The great Scout and Cat House Thursday, filled with great thrills and great fun.
They were not forgotten by history.
They were left out.
On purpose.
In all the Spanish Maine, only one name makes cutthroats hoist their sails, hide their loot,
and hold their noses.
Yellowbeard.
A bucket of rum and be quick about it.
The terror of the seas, fighting the scum of the earth for the gold of the realm.
In the comedy of the century, the 17th century.
Yellowbeard!
The chase is on for Yellowbeard's treasure, with Graham Chapman as Yellowbeard.
Kill this stupid old bugger.
I'll hold your horses.
I can't kill him.
He brought me up, just like a father.
Oh, you mean he's beaten you and kicked you and smashed you in the teeth?
Yeah.
No.
He's kind and gentle.
What kind of father is that?
Kill him.
I said hands off.
Peter Boy as Moon.
Any volunteers?
Just lie down on the ground with your eyes shut.
Peter Cook as the Nobleman.
You may bang your head on the floor until forgiven.
Richard Chong as the Spaniards.
Marty Feldman as the Hatchet Man.
I'm afraid you forced my hand.
No, I forced your nose.
Martin Hewitt as Yellowbeard's son.
I think I love you.
Come on, lad.
Let's fire it in to be done.
Michael Horden as Dr. Gilpin.
The brains of the outfit.
Eric Idle as the secret agent.
There's a ship behind you.
Good Lord, sir.
Sir?
Madeline Kahn as Yellowbeard's wife.
What, you again?
Again.
I haven't seen you for 15 years.
What is it this time?
James Mason as the Captain.
Is there anyone here who does not wish to be a member of Her Majesty's Navy?
Pisa.
And John Cleese as the Queen's eyes.
He's blind, you stupid son.
I may be blind, but I have a cute earring.
I'm not interested in your jewelry, cloth eyes.
I'm trying to conduct...
Yellowbeard was here.
Run!
For a shipload of laughs, it's Yellowbeard.
The comedy that goes out on a limb.
That is pathetic!
Imagine for one moment that you're 17.
Your name is Geno.
You live in a crowded terror shed by two families.
You're being hassled by a teacher at school.
How do you think you're gonna grow up carrying on like that?
Imagine that your parents have decided to move, and you don't want to go.
Hi, Geno.
But when you need to get away from it all, there's friends, there's fun, there's girls.
Hi, Geno.
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