KTEL Video, your home of entertainment, presents more great titles from Filmways VTC. Not since Fiddler on the Roof has there been a movie with this kind of feeling. Not since Breaking Away has a story captured this kind of friendship. Two young men from different sides of the same neighborhood discovering what brings them together and threatens to tear them apart. Never before has there been a time of such celebration, nor a place of such tradition. The dreaming and daring, the growing up and growing old. The fathers, the sons, the singing and dancing. A heartwarming film of the best selling novel. This is Peter Thompson, piano tuner who's feeling a little afraid at the edges. And he has by the way just lost his mum. But as one door closes another opens. This is Patricia Kernow who as you can see works in a bank. She's rather shy, timid, about to embark on a new adventure. She happens to have contacted the same introduction agency as Peter. You don't think she's a bit young for me? Not at all Mr Thompson. She's the type who needs a mature man. Now let's see what a proper appliance can do. And now dinner for two at her place. What exactly does a piano tuner do? Well it turns pianos basically. Where do you mean? That's Peter's sister. We were in the save outfit during the war. Oh Bruce, you've got gravy on your tie. Her hubby Bruce. You can shower at my place if you like. Oh no, no, I'll go home thanks. That was close. Patricia benefits from a little counselling. There is nothing the matter with sexual inexperience. I think I better go. Please stay. How does she know about your week? I think we should go to bed together. But not, not you know, not do anything. A word from the wise. The old hormones, there's no stopping them sometimes. That's true. Aren't you letting one incident spoil your whole relationship? She tries not to. You should have thought about that. Dad tells me you've got a boyfriend. Oh isn't it worth making up these stories? Would you just leave me alone? Problems never seem to come singly. Would you please let me live my own life? This is George, amateur theatre director. Where's Peter? Do you know this man? Do you? Yes, I do. You'll remember Lonely Hearts for its warmth, its insight and humour. A sensitive love story simply told. Lonely Hearts, nominated for best actress, best actor, best director, best screenplay, best film in the 1982 Australian Film Awards. A gentle film, a love story that wasn't meant to be so funny. Moscow, with the end of the great patriotic struggle against fascism, a new era of peace and culture dawns. The plum one. In the circle second from the back. I'll give her one for you. The inspirational one man of steel, a monarch to his people and a bastion of hope to his colleagues. Marry him! Who may rest safe in the knowledge that he is guiding them onwards towards their ultimate destiny. I'm afraid I may have to have you castrated, Mary. Good day, Captain. Good day, children. What a bunch of shits. From the far flung corners of the world come distinguished personages to exchange vital statistics with the Red Monarch. She's got very big tits. Size? 42. Howdy! What is that here? What do you know? Uncle Joe! These are brothers who are trailing them out to California. Comrade Stanton gives you six minutes. But I've got ten billion questions in only six minutes, Joe? Seven. In this decade of post-war reconstruction, affairs of state dominate. But he always gives time to his family. What has he done to you? He will make his own son of gentlemen. In the never-ending struggle against capitalistic influences, Uncle Joe is in the front line. That is a rebellion. Did you pay your women 500 rubles ago? The love for this man of the people can never be overestimated. You son of a bitch! You old bugger! Die! Bugger! Liquidate more rather than less. Oh, hey, I agree, boss. Yes, I agree. Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, hero of all the Russia's, may everything you do go off with a bang. Long live Comrade Stalin! And long may you reign over your loyal comrades, Red Monarch. Oh, God!