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What's your preference? Apple, pair, Wang?
Oh, listen, I don't know anything about computers.
Nobody does.
Miles just bought a computer, and he got more than he bargained for.
Your talk?
Your notice.
Madeline just moved in upstairs, and she's the girl he's falling for.
I can't play that for her. I want to squeeze you, lick you, puck her up, and kiss you.
You make her sound like a lemon.
I don't know what love is. You never told me.
Did you write that for me?
No, well, I mean, did you like it?
When Edgar comes between them...
I want to eat her.
Things start to get electric.
You're taking over my life!
Are you sure you don't have a dog?
No, just a pest.
Should he just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Which was yes, destroy Russia or number two?
In the beginning, like all men, they were born. But from then on, all similarities ended.
Cheech and Chong are the Corsican brothers.
I'm your brother, Luis.
You're lying. My brother was in Mexico.
Look, it's me!
Twins so close, they actually had each other's feelings.
So that even when they fought, they truly felt for each other.
Okay, okay, okay. Don't believe that.
Yeah, together, they're a new kind of team. The kind that will do anything for love.
Oh my God, I know! And I can even stand it!
Who do your hair?
For beauty.
It's okay, I'm going to fix it.
Give me a kiss.
For animals.
It's a trisexual.
A trisexual.
Yeah, you'll try anything. Ludd, chickens, anything.
For excitement.
And last but not least, for each other.
It's hard being the queen.
I know what you mean. Especially in these pants.
Cheech and Chong are the Corsican Brothers.
Insurance fraud, right? They want to burn the hotel down?
I would do what I could to make sure that your hotel remains intact.
But, meanwhile, on the other hand, I'd be only too pleased to see it burned to the ground.
And of course you'd be in a lot better shape financially if the whole place did burn down.
Why do you say that?
Well, you're insured with our company for ten million dollars.
But then you must know that, Mr. Anderson.
Our chap lights all his fires on Sunday.
Now you and I may be in a lot of trouble, but we're going to have to get out of here.
Our chap lights all his fires on Sunday.
Now you and I know that only one Sunday remains between now and the New Year, and that's Christmas Day.
Christmas Day.
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They lead us into the unknown.
Have you heard of the clavius process by any chance?
One uses electronic devices to transfer impulses.
They force us to endure what we cannot understand.
They have tampered with the human mind.
I'm afraid we've encountered a complication.
Where do you think we get the impulses that go into the computer to feed the program?
Who's the donor?
The police said it was an accident.
They're trying to kill me.
Who's trying to kill you?
Don't touch me!
She seems to be approaching in your paranoia state.
It wasn't an accident.
They have created a world in which we have no control.
Do you think I'm going crazy?
Nothing can stop them from going too far.
Brain waves.
They have violated the laws of nature.
Everybody, we're going to see ya!
It's his street.
His game.
His rules.
And everybody knows him.
The cops.
The pushers.
The girls.
Street hero.
Oh, in my wild world, there'll be room to run.
My will be done.
So sad, so sad for the mother and the father.
He's hassled.
She will never come back.
Everybody get him!
He's provoked.
Don't touch me.
He's pushed right to the very edge.
You bastard.
Everyone looking around for room to run.
But the one thing that keeps him going is his music.
There'll be room to run.
Vince Colossimo.
Street hero.
My will be done.
Count Yorga, Vampire, is a film that throws you into a world of which we know little.
Strange, frightening, whispered from generation to generation until it becomes a scream out of the past.
I enjoyed your little joke last night, Doctor.
But as you can see, tonight is mine.
Incredible, yeah.
You really are a vampire.
Yes.
It did happen to them.
It could happen to you.
Yorga, Vampire.
Forty-one years ago, the United States government authorized an experiment that would render its ships undetectable by radar.
The experiment took place on a ship in Philadelphia.
It was October 1943.
For forty-one years, the government denied it ever happened.
Why is it?
We don't know, sir, but it wasn't here when we started.
But one ship did disappear.
And two of the crews suddenly find themselves in 1984.
Maybe all this isn't real.
You're telling me this is my imagination?
You think the Navy knows what they're doing?
You saw the guys on the boat. This wasn't supposed to happen, Jimmy.
I'm afraid. Somehow we got moved in time.
This now, this time, it's not ours.
1943 was yesterday for me.
Don't leave me, Dave.
Baby, I can't go through this again.
I keep getting negative pressure. It keeps going down. It's impossible.
No, it's pulling the air in.
It's pulling everything in.
The Philadelphia Experiment.
Even a wolf has his weaknesses.
So now the wolf has a wolf pack.
The final showdown belongs to McQuade.
Lone Wolf McQuade, starring Chuck Norris, David Carradine, Barbara Carrera and Leon Isaac Kennedy.
Nothing that lives in the imagination is more frightening than the terror that lives in Castle Rock, Maine.
Cujo?
Can he get us in here?
Can he eat his way in here?
Can he?
My God, I'm losing my baby.
From the novel by Stephen King, creator of Carrie and the Shining, comes a startling vision of fear.
Please, God, get me out of here.
Now there's a new name for terror.
Cujo.