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Blake Edwards.
The man who gave the world the pink pamphlet.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
Then went on to create a perfect ten.
Knows everything there is to know about Hollywood.
Quiet now on a belt.
That's why he wants to destroy it.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
The funniest way possible.
Lorimar presents Blake Edwards, F.O.D.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
A simple movie about ordinary people
who do ordinary things.
I breed armadillos.
Okay.
Stay on the beach, huh?
Sure.
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But most of all, it's about a man
who's one crazy guy.
He's gone berserk.
Hey, Tony, that's the end shot.
You want America's G-rated sweetheart
to appear in the nude?
Why not?
Starring Julie Andrews,
as you've never seen her before.
Topless.
Woo-hoo!
No hundred million dollars at the box office!
William Holden as the director.
I think I get a uniform to keep an orgy organized.
I have to be shooting by September 1.
Richard Mulligan as the producer.
I must warn you, my hands are lethal weapons.
Larry Hagman as the studio exec.
This could be your one chance to get to recoup all them, huh?
Robert Vaughn as the studio head.
I promise you, we're gonna get it.
And we're gonna get it before the stockholders meet us.
Shelley Winters as the agent.
You can smoke dope and end up going steady with your ass,
and you're just one of the gangs.
You, you're Peter Pan!
Loretta Switt as the gossip columnist.
I hear that Felix tried to commit suicide.
You heard the truth.
Ridiculous!
Robert Weber as the press agent.
Don't forget to sit down.
Get our stories straight.
Let me in.
Robert Preston as the doctor.
Can she work?
Is Batman a transvestite?
Who knows?
I know.
With Marissa Baronson.
Oh, hi, darling.
And Stuart Margolin.
Oh, wow.
Blake Edwards, S-O-B.
The motion picture that exposes America's sweetheart.
Oh!
Just for laughs.
Ah!
I'll fix it so you never do other pictures in this town
as long as you live!
Oh!
S-O-B.
A drifter looking for something.
Tell me something, Nick.
Just a question.
What would you pay a guy?
$8.
Room, board, and you say you like my wife's cooking.
Your wife, huh?
A woman ready for anything.
Two people in love.
It's just us.
It's just you and me.
What are you talking about?
I'm tired of what's right and wrong.
Hang people for that car.
Don't look back.
What?
Don't look back.
It's a cop.
Oh, God.
You want to be with me, right?
In love and out of control.
Who are you calling?
Oh!
Oh, God!
You can't do that to me!
Where are you going?
That's me!
You scum, Frank.
I knew that when I met you.
No!
I'm waiting.
Jack Nicholson.
Jessica Lange.
In the motion picture that Playboy Magazine calls
hotter than any uncurved passion
since last tango in Paris.
The postman always rings twice.
All right, come on.
Come on.