And the winner is, This Is Sirius Mom.
And I think you better prepare yourself for this.
We have come here today to accept this award on behalf of Wawa Ni.
They have told us that originality is the flower of invention.
And they also would like to state their support for senseless nuclear holocaust.
Irradiate, that's what they say. Die in a senseless automobile accident.
That's what they say. Let's have more industrial espionage.
That's what they say. We will treasure this award and take it to our sordid graves.
Come home tired, what a day I've had.
News ain't good from Stalin and Brad. I've been busy protecting the German race.
So come on baby, defecate on my face.
Come on baby, send it on now. No problem, give me a promise.
Trouble will ruin the world so fix it. Hurry up, give her that movie of digest.
Defecate on my face.
Get to the bunker, looks like a stye.
Turn on the TV, it's all one big lie.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Come on baby, send it on now. No problem, give me a promise.
Trouble will ruin the world so fix it. Hurry up, give her that movie of digest.
Defecate on my face.
Come on baby, send it on now.
Here come the Russians, it's near the end.
I'm proud to say that my goal never used an S-band.
What's that, either? Your bound is on strike.
Oh, then it's too old now. It's too bad, too great.
Come on baby, send it on now. No problem, give me a promise.
Trouble will ruin the world so fix it. Hurry up, give her that movie of digest.
Defecate on my face.
Come on baby, send it on now.
Well, I don't want to live and I don't want to die.
I want to shove a red hot poker through the eye.
Well, I want it to shine and I want it to rain.
I want to get hit by a freight train.
I want to be a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina, ballerina.
I think I got set in that pause, that's what I said.
I want a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina, ballerina.
I think I got set in that pause, you got to tell me about it.
Well, someone better shoot me before it's too late.
I want to be impaled on a 50 foot stake.
My VU meter's in the overload.
Well, I think my de-orter is going to explode.
I'll be my balloon ballerina, ballerina, ballerina, yeah.
I think I got set in that pause, that's what I said.
I want my balloon ballerina, ballerina, ballerina, yeah, yeah.
I think I got set in that pause, that's what I said.
Do something, do something.
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, OT.
That's birthday, that's my soul.
Just be the soul, 65 and 5 or 6, yeah.
I think I got set in that pause, yeah.
Get down.
Ladies and gentlemen, you got to hear my story.
I got a brand new car and a new set of clothes.
I want to pull my brains out through my nose.
Show me to the well man and show me to the bar.
I want to just feel the two waves after the hot tub.
I think I got set in that pause, yeah.
I want my balloon ballerina, ballerina, ballerina, yeah, yeah.
I think I got set in that pause, yeah.
Help me, doctor.
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, OT.
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night, OT, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Saturday night, oh Saturday night, Saturday night, oh
Tell me doctor
I've been greeted to mankind's fate I know where the soil embasts great
All the deserts I can irrigate All the poor I could emancipate
But that's not what motivates me I'm interested in apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy Apathy, apathy, apathy
I've got the cure for all known disease I've been made money grow on trees
I know how to stop terrorism I know one of the guys in Chisholm
But that's not what motivates me I'm interested in apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy Apathy, apathy, apathy
That's not what motivates me Apathy
An apathy's pain is the forming Not interested in hell and trees
I'm interested in apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy Apathy, apathy
Apathy, apathy, apathy Apathy, apathy, apathy
Here we are in the West, everything is for us
Party champion picking the daisies Stealing sun off morally lazy
Ready to go home all the trucking crazy High on mountain, school sleazy
Mountain, mountain, mountain, mountain, mountain
Why don't we go catch a movie? So damn live-hard and bluesy
About the killing of teenage bluesy Or beating someone for amnesia
Mountain, mountain, mountain, mountain, mountain
See, I got this made called Robbie De Niro Lock him up, he's a goddamn hero
Stop around here for a drink of Biro You might be happy now, but you'll be feeling like zero
Mountain, mountain, mountain, mountain, mountain
Just when I feel my happiness starting Keep on bumping to this guy called Martin
Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin
Yeah
Listen, we are very, very pleased to have a group, quite a weird group, they're called This Is Serious Mum
I never know who they are
Well you don't because
I mean you never know, it could be Malcolm Fraser, Gough Whitlam
They keep their identities sort of covered, you never know who they are
They could be a local football team, they could be anybody
Anybody, it could be all politicians, who knows
And they're apt to change in the middle of numbers, so change membership of the group even
But we don't know what will happen today, let's have Saturday Night Palsy
Is that correct, is that the title?
Saturday Night Palsy hears This Is Serious Mum
Well I don't want to live and I don't want to die
I want to shove a red hot poker through the eye
Well I want it to shine and I want it to rain
I want to get hit by a freight train
Bebopaloolopalompampalsy
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, that's what I said
I want bubblewobopalompampalsy, yeah yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, you gotta tell me about it
Well someone better shoot me before it's too late
I want to be impaled on a fifty foot stake
My VU meter's in the overload
Well I think my gate water's going to explode
Bebopaloolopalompampalsy, yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, doctor
I want bubblewobopalompampalsy, yeah yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, do something, do something
Saturday Night, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Palsy
The first day of my stow
There's been a subtle shift in my policy, yeah
When I got to Saturday Night Palsy, yeah
Get down, ladies and gentlemen
You gotta hear my story
I got a brand new car and then you said I'm close
I want to pull my brains out through my nose
Show me to the well man and show me to the bar
I want to just build a two-way battered hot tub
Bebopaloolopalompampalsy, yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, huh
I want bubblewobopalompampalsy, yeah yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, help me, doctor
Saturday Night, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Palsy
Don't you sit there
Saturday Night, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Palsy
Yeah yeah yeah, Saturday Night, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Palsy
Help me, doctor
That was serious, mom
I'm a Tony, I'm Tomon Bonham
Go, Crotec
Your life is typically out of stamp
But so what? I'm with the Zep
I don't watch dishes or pay the rent
I just depend on John Yannick's bitch
That's all for me
I'm a Tony, I'm John Bonham
Go, Crotec
So many things that might go through your brain
Your friends, we sweep the little grains
The figures, the damage, the rigour, the rules
Parents destroy you, stupid love schools
The doctor's a thief
I'm a Tony, I'm John Bonham
Go, Crotec
I'm a Tony, I'm John Bonham
When you're through cities, I delight
But somebody thinks they're your wife
The only thing the country can't
Is say you're that higher-served
You're that Tomon Bonham
I'm a Tony, I'm John Bonham
Go, Crotec
Public TV, Camp Gits
And now we've got Tism, who sort of had an independent, or up there you are now, Tism
And this is their latest single and it's called Saturday Night Palsy
It's a bit more commercial than the other stuff, so you guys duck, because they're going that way
Thanks again
Well I don't want to live and I don't want to die
I want to show the red hot poker through the eyes
Well I want it to shine and I want it to rain
I want to get hit by a freight train
I'll be bopping all night for all my palsy
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, that's what I said
I want my little bopping all night for all my palsy, yeah, yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, you gotta tell me about it
Well someone better shoot me before it's too late
I want to be impaled on a 50 foot stake
My VU meter's nearly overload
Well I think my G-Orta's going to explode
I'll be bopping all night for all my palsy, yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, that's what I said
I want my little bopping all night for all my palsy, yeah, yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, do something, do something
Saturday Night, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Palsy
I'm bursting out my soul
Those feet of subtle, shifty fire and policy, yeah
When I get to Saturday Night Palsy, yeah
Get down, ladies and gentlemen
You gotta hear my story
I got a brand new car and you said I'm close
I want to pull my brains out through my nose
Show me to the women and show me to the bar
I want to just film a two-way battle hot tub
I want my little bopping all night for all my palsy, yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, huh
I want my little bopping all night for all my palsy, yeah
I think I got Saturday Night Palsy, tell me, doctor
Saturday Night, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Palsy
Don't you sit there
Saturday Night, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Palsy
Tell me, doctor
The second speaker, Mary from Springfield
Is she not attuned to the very backyard of our consciousness?
No, we must look at Goering, we must look at Hitler
We must look at the Kaiser and realise there is love
There is contentment
And why I, you and everyone can tie together?
I do not know
I just want to play
From New York City to the West, from New York City to the West
I do not know
I just want to play
From New York City to the West
Why not? It is there, our congress has been followed
From New York City to the West
Trouble, silence, what a day I've had
News ain't good
From Stalingrad I went to visit
Protecting the German race
So come on bitch, just get on the bus
So come on baby, set it on the arm and all on the d-rub
Food in the washroom, I'm sorry I'm in the wrong room
Bunker, looks like a star, turn on the TV
It's all one big one
Here we are, have these brooms to tune
So come on baby
So come on baby, set it all down
But don't call it a day, I'm on the phone
I'm on the phone, I'm sorry I'm in the wrong room
Look what's in my face
From Stalingrad I went to visit
Protecting the German race
So come on bitch, just get on the bus
From the Russians, it's near the end
Proud to say that my girl never used an S-band
What's that evil? Your bowler's on strike
Then it's all over
For my turn right
So come on baby, set it all down
But don't call it a day, I'm on the phone
I'm on the phone, I'm sorry I'm in the wrong room
Look what's in my face