Hi, welcome back. You've already met tonight's contestants, Sharon and Frank.
So without further ado, let's get on with the show. Frank, you know the rules.
No.
No.
Not just a librarian, a comedian as well. Very good, Frank. You do know the rules though, don't you?
No, I have absolutely no idea.
We have heaps of fun on this show, don't we? Sharon, why don't you tell Frankie the rules?
I don't know them either.
To tell us how we play What's Your Quiz, I'd like you to welcome the beautiful Coral Sayer Jones.
Frank is a librarian with a keen wit and six children.
The rules, Coral.
And Sharon is a biochemist who loves Warwick Capper.
Big round of applause for the beautiful Coral Sayer Jones.
And always remember, handle coral with care.
Right, getting back to the rules and do you see that board?
Yes.
Very nice, isn't it?
Why don't we get started and as usual, ladies first.
Sharon, pull that stick.
Whoa, congratulations, Sharon. You've got 35.
35, the big three five. It's better than 34.
And to tell us about the number 35, here's Coral.
Frank lists his interests as watching Rambo movies and lawn edging.
Thank you, Coral. And seeing you've got number 35, why don't you take a pick at the board?
Audience, who should she choose?
I'll take John Dix, thanks.
John Dix, okay, let's have a look.
John Dix, good choice there. Sharon Dixie.
Frank, would you like a pick at the board?
Okay, I'll have John Dix too, thanks.
John Dix as well.
A popular choice for a popular man. Dixie. Dixie, of course, the very popular star of the extremely popular...
Frank, what is the capital of Peru?
Lima?
I think we'll just check with our adjudicator.
That makes Sharon tonight's winner.
Why?
Don't worry, Frank, you don't go away empty handed because Coral is here to tell you what prizes you'll be taking away.
Sharon lists her hobbies as pre-Raphaelite art.
Thank you, Coral, Frank, I think you do leave us empty handed.
And Sharon, let's go shopping.
Well, look at this, it's a beautiful stereo. And to tell us all about the stereo, here's Max.
Yes, it is a stereo, Barry. No question of that from up here. It's certainly not slang or fuga.
It's a stereo. I have one of these at home, Sharon, and it certainly plays music.
And look over here, it's furniture, Max.
Yes, it's furniture.
Plenty of fun for the whole family here on your furniture, and what have we here? It's a plastic palm tree and a poster.
Max?
Yes, Barry, it's possibly a trip.
A trip? It is indeed a trip. And Sharon, here's five seconds of thinking music.
Sharon?
What?
What's your answer?
What's the question?
What prize would you like?
I'll take the stereo, thanks.
The stereo, congratulations, Sharon's got the stereo.
And the furniture.
And the furniture.
And I'll take the trip too.
Gee, Sharon, you've done well.
Is there anything else I can have?
You could have the last line of the sketch.
Thanks a lot.
What's your quiz?
Oh, it's a quiz from that block in Sydney.
Made in the studios of our channel.
What number is it?
I don't know.
This is actually being badly impressive.
Hello.
And then finally, on the three short reporter seasoning Tommy Aghiote trying to cook my