Hey, you want to buy some cheap beer?
No, no, no, I mean really cheap.
This week only, the new classic 500ml tube's just $25.75 a carton.
To his blue ice, just $19.95 a carton.
And how about Jamison's Run Wine Range, just $11.95 each?
Here...
Oi! And over here...
The Cheaper Liquor Company.
It's our name and our promise.
And we're now in your town.
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