You You You You You You You You You You You The evening breeze Florets the trees Tenderly The trembling trees Embrace the breeze Tenderly Then you and I Came wandering by And lost in a star I were with The shore was gazed By sea and mist Tenderly I can't forget How two hearts met Breathlessly Your arms Open wide And close Me inside You took my lips You took my love So tenderly You You You You You You You You George, George, put me in a pie, Just a girl's a maiden grass, When the boys are kicked, Pay George, George, run away. Two are gonna be boy babies and two are gonna be girl babies. Bully boy, bully boy, did he suck your forehead, He's a yummy little egg, Did he suck your forehead, He's a good, happy maiden suck, He's a round, big, bigger mother. That's her pajamas. You put this on baby, type like you. She's gonna look adorable, She's gonna look like a adorable princess. She goes to sleep with her underpants on. She really does. I sometimes do too. When the ring goes, the cradle will rock, When the ring goes, the cradle will rock. Now they're asleep. George, you go on on the pitch. This is a doll, family. That's mine. Ouch, you bit me. Yes, you did. Are you gonna get married? Are you? No. Why not? Only I said no. Why not, or you can... You fix my dolly. Are you gonna have baby? Fix my dolly. Are you gonna have babies, George? No. This is dope, right? How old is your baby? Next day. 69 and 78. She's getting ready to dance. She's 78. Hi, little dolly. Cock-a-booty, cock-a-booty, the house, the cock-a-booty, that's the end of the world. This is diapers. It's a special kind of diapers. Yeah! Simple. Easy, it's simple. I can't tell you because it's so simple. Who can do that? So simple. Everybody would think it's simple. Just everybody. You betcha... Everybody would think it's simple. Everybody. Nobody couldn't think it's simple. The babies think it's simple. I mean, babies don't think it's simple. I can't put this dress on. Did you fall asleep, Georgia? No. Right. So who's... Cock-a-booty, cock-a-booty. What? That's a cock-a-booty. He-he-he. I put the ducky key in my knife. Oop. He-he-he. The ducky in there. You're a ducky. I am a ducky. I'm a ducky. See that girl in the toe? Is it okay? When I say boom, that means go... That means you go... Right? B-b-b-b-bump, bump, bump, bump. Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. Hello. You've got a booty in your nose. He-he-he. Put your shirt on, Georgie. I picked my shirt on. There's our little house at the end. And we're gonna play. I'm making a puppet. You're a little person. Do you want the two reds or the two blues? Two reds. Okay, then take this red and give me your blue. No. Give me mine blue. You want the two blues? Yeah. Oh, Georgie, you want the two reds. And here, take these two. I want to take these. No, I'm not putting these over your feet. Yeah, there. Throw in the garbage. No, I don't want to. Throw it in the garbage. This one's mine. I need that one. I want the pink. No! Ah! You want something here. No, those are not for you. Ah! Ah! Two more things. Please, grab this. No. I'm angry at you. Stop it, Emily! Don't kiss me. Don't kill me! Leave me alone. I'm going home with my mom and your mommy. I'm going home with my mom and your mommy. I'm going home with my mom and your mommy. Stop that. Where's she? Oh, I'll send her to her auntie. Somebody tell the boy to go to her auntie and to something good. I know already that he could be afraid. Oh, yes. Don't hate us. He's an animal. No, I mean, I have lessons. All ladies, gentlemen, have a funny laugh. They laugh and laugh and laugh until they stop laughing and they cry. And then it starts all over again. Laughing, crying, laughing, crying, laughing, crying. Chew the money, Daddy. Once upon a time there was a little lamb. It lived in a little house. What? Say it loud. The bear eats a mouse and then it's dead. But if it eats up its eyes, it gets alive. Eat the cockroach. Laughing. Three, four, five, seven, eight. Up a room for me. Up. Should I do it to you? No. There, stay there. Stay in on you. What do you like to eat? Dinner. But in the four minutes. You can get married any time, step, if you're tried. If you're tried, you can't get married. But when you get very old, and your parents die, you get married, right? I mean, no, when you get married, your parents don't die. It's right, right, right. Right and by. Rock and by. Rock and by. Rocky body, beyond the treetops. Where the wind blows, science is great, oh where watch. The bell rings, the cradle will roll. You want babies to get born in Georgia? Yeah. And there will be babies. Baby cradle. And there will be babies. Baby cradle. Baby cradle. Adam. Adam, what are you doing down there? Adam, haven't you gone yet? You should be back already. I'm going, I'm leaving, I'm on my way. Why are you taking your bike? This door's only a block away. Mom, what am I supposed to get again? One quart of milk. Do you have to take the dog? I promised him. All right. Watch out for the trucks. Come straight home. Thank you, Adam. Hear that? Maybe they're blasting rocks. Hey kid. What? Down here. Down where? I'm under the wheel. I don't see anybody. Now you're on my head. Whose head? Mine. Rocko. Just call me Rocko. Rocko? Do me a favor kid. Give me your bike. I gotta get going. Going where? Home. Under the crust. What crust? The crust. You know, the outside shell of the earth. Hey, take a look down that hole. It goes way, way under. So long. My bike. Don't worry kid, I'm just borrowing it. Follow that rock, Bones. Bones. Bones, stop it Bones. Bones, you can't eat those things. Those things are called stalactites. Listen. Sometimes called drip stones. It's that talking rock. They're stone icicles. Formed by dripping ground water. Where's my bike? Kid, do me a favor. I need a little help pedaling. Which way you going? Do you know the way back? I know this planet inside out. Hey, lift me up and let me steer. We're gonna take a ride you'll never forget. You stick with me kid. Rocko the Rover won't steer you wrong. Just call me Rocko the Rover. With a heart made of gold. And I ramble like a rolling stone. And I'll shortcut out. A little roundabout. It's a secret hidden trail of my own. We take the midnight ride down the rock bottom road. Bump, dee bump, dee bump. Bump, bump. You got nothing to fear kid. I mean as long as I'm here. Just keep pumping those pedals. I'll steer you clear. Low brake, you hang out. Down the rock bottom road. I can tell by your breath that you're scared half to death. But I bet you never guess where we are. Now if the earth is like an apple. We're riding in a skin. And we still haven't traveled very far. Midnight ride down the rock bottom road. Bump, dee bump, dee bump. Bump, bump. Woo hoo. Shh. I ain't got here mother. Make sure we can stoop. She's breaking cops and cops of gassy goo. She's gonna flip her lid. You better watch it kid. Ha ha. There she blows. Ha ha. I can tell you're thinking. I know you're in a hurry. But I told you not to worry. I can tell you'd like to see a whole lot more. Bet you nickel to a dime. I can guess where father time stashed the bones of a dusty dinosaur. Yeah. On a midnight ride down the rock bottom road. Bump, dee bump, dee bump. Bump, bump. Bump. Ha ha. Come on kid. Hang in there now. Sweet. Ha ha ha. Woo hoo. Bump, dee bump. Bump, bump, bump. Dee bump, dee bump. Ha ha ha. It's okay. Woo woo woo. Can you make it a little faster? Something's wrong with my back wheel. It's wobbly. It's pressure kid. Shoving and pushing, pushing and shoving. We're going sideways. It's not my fault. It's the Earth's fault. Fault of the Earth. What do you mean? Fault is a crack in the crustal rocks. Look up there. You see, those deep rock layers, they're bending like dome. Now hold on for the break. It's a little old earthquake. Do you feel the tingle of those waves? Squeezing and rolling. Oh, I love it. You love it, but I can't pedal. Keep it moving kid. We're being chased by a new river. I'm trying. You see, when the rock shifted, the underground water just flushed. The quake is changing the climate. Up here, Rocko. Thanks kid. How often do earthquakes happen? About a million times a year. Most of them take place under the oceans. What's the jingling? Salt crystals are forming. Regular salt? No, salt is the most plentiful mineral on Earth. Look at the oceans. When the water dries up, you get salt. And when the crystals start to grow, you can't tell what will happen. You better get your dog, kid. I'm going to break it up. Thanks Rocko. Are we almost back home? We're getting there kid. This canyon looks familiar. I used to live on this strata. Here's my old bedrock. My old rock tribe. We haven't seen each other for almost 50 million years. It's Rocko. Rocko. Oh, I haven't seen you since you were a pill. Oh, I remember. Sit down. Say hello to my folks. Mr. Rigneous, Mrs. Sedimentary, Miss Metamorphic. Uncle Iggy and Sadie. This is Bones. How are you Uncle Iggy? It's me. It's hard, hard to be a rock. I was born in a river of fire. I was waved on steaming heat. I burned my way through solid rock to cheat the crowded street. I pushed on a shelf to bust the crust to meet the mountain top. The blast was heard for miles and rounds soon. Uncle Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Ignyous is my name. I taught Rocko all he knows and that's the truth. I've been pushing as a groundhog and as hard as a possum's tooth. Now it's stone cold up on that mountain and wind and rain beating holes in my head. Then old man River came and carried me home. Now I'm back in my underground bed. Uncle Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Ignyous is my name. I taught Rocko all he knows and that's the truth. I'm as pushy as a groundhog and hard, hard, hard as a possum's tooth. Now, Uncle Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, Ignyous, Ignyous is my name. The . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AND . . Here I yeah yeah yeah yeah Almost perfect. If you'd rather call me Manta, I can change from what I am to something better. First I'm limestone. I keep changing into Martin. I keep changing when I'm sandstone. I keep changing into quartz. I do all sorts of rearranging. Many times I've changed and made me into jet. Or jade, I'm switching constantly. Of late from certain kinds of shale to slate. Uncle Iggy. And Aunt Sadie. Sometimes wonder if I'll ever be a lady. But I tell them, cause it matter. Always changes into something that is better. Who dares enter the tomb of the earth? I can't find bones, Rocco. So long, folks. I'm gonna look for a dog. He must have sniffed a bone or something. That's it. The fossil graveyard. What's a fossil? Buried remains in rocks. Remains of what? Dead plants and animals. They look like seashells. Or they could be old clams, old pinecones, or even dinosaurs. Who dares enter the tomb of the earth? Shh. It's the Earl of Limestone. Speak. Speak of injury. Speak, speak of endless time. Of the ancient ages. Speak of the baffling birth of the planet Earth. Have you seen a little gray dog? He speaks to me of dogs. Speaking of dogs, a little gray one came upon yonder sand sniffing. He's not there. Nay, he slid back into the whirling sands of time. I gotta find him. Nay, I say, you must first turn around. You must then go backwards. Backwards to the very beginnings of Earth time. I'm not going back to any beginning. Be strong, you're a rock, Rocko. There's something looking at us. Those rocks, they're all pre-Cabian rocks. I once knew one three billion years old. Pardon me, gentlemen. Can you tell me where we are, sir? Sir, I see me. I see. Oh, boy. Now, Alisa, father, have you seen a little gray dog, sir? I see, no, I see. I give up. Something's pushing up. Rising mountains, that's called uplift. Could be the Adirondacks. Come on, if we're lucky, we'll get a ride to where life began. Uh-huh, this is it, the Paleozoic age. Paleozo what? Paleozoic. Lots of water. Lots of fish. Life began in the water. That was maybe half a billion years ago. Woof, woof, woof. Hear that? It's Bones. He's over there. Now he's chewing on fossil rocks. Don't you ever feed that dog. What fireworks? There's more than one way to make a mountain, kid. This is a volcanic mountain. And it's a new age. It started 200 million years ago. The Mesozoic. The what-o-zoic? No, the age of the dinosaurs. Bones, Bones. Oh, don't mind me, kid. Save the dog. Save Bones Rockies. We're heading for the Cenozoic age. That's your age. Age of man. I'm freezing. Get on your bike. The ice angel's coming. Bones. You better migrate. You better migrate or you won't survive. Faster, Adam. You better catch up with the president. Bones, we've got to go home. Your father's looking for you. Adam, where have you been? Dinner's ready. Did you bring the milk? Sorry, Mom. I forgot. Can't you remember anything? I remember stalactite, igneous, sedimentary, metamorphic, paleozoic, methozoic, cenozoic. I can tell by your breath that you're scared half to death. But I bet you'd never guess where we are. Now, if the earth is like an apple, we're riding in a skin, and we still haven't traveled very far. Midnight ride down a rock bottom road. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. I know you're in a hurry, but I told you not to worry. I can tell you'd like to see a whole lot more. Bet you're nickel to a dime. I can guess we're far in time. Stash the bones of a dusty dinosaur. Yeah, on a midnight ride down a rock bottom road. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. I can tell you're in a hurry, but I told you not to worry. I can tell you're in a hurry, but I told you not to worry. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum. Bum-de-bum-de-bum, bum-bum. Oh, Mother Earth, what are those? Those are humans. What are humans? They're living creatures. What, those little things? Those little things. Good God, I'm... They must share their food and their energy and their thought. Share food? Why? For their own maintenance. That's right. For their children and their children's children. You mean to say they're going to reproduce themselves? Uh-huh. Well, suppose somebody withholds some of that. What happens then? Do they have any kind of a tribunal or... Each day is a choice of what to do. Well, Mother, you are born optimist. You're born optimist. Now look what's happened to your humans. Somehow it got out of hand. Where's the cooperation that you had before? Look what they did. They're boxed off. I don't understand it. Isolating themselves. Well, they try to protect themselves. Protect themselves from what? Protect yourself from yourself? They are doing it to themselves. I'm not doing it. The big ones. They're hogging up all the resources. And then if you look, I say, hey, you swiping myself, they squash him. I suppose. Well, how you going to do about all of these guns and these armaments that these big, big, big people, big boxes are spending all that money on? How about illegalizing money? No, no, no. The air is filthy. The resources are being ground up. The water is polluted. They grow too fast. They need more time. They're making all the wrong choices. Slow the time down? It'd help. I can't do everything. You say time, time. I say it's time. I say it's the system in which they find themselves. If they keep going this direction, look what's going to happen. You can imagine what the next 20 years is going to be like. I'm not ready to give up. They're not going to have any water, they're not going to have any air to breathe. And when these little boxes over here start with the death, there they go. There they go. There they go. But it's endless. Very soon the world will be overrun by them. I don't understand how they got this screwed up. They look like they're trying to, trying to exterminate one another. Well, how do we stop it? I only give time. I don't have anything to do with what they do with it. No, Lord. Mother. Do you think they'll make it? Well, Father, it's their choice. If they don't change, they know what will happen. Before the Boxers, I can tell you what happened. Before the Boxers, remember? They shared everything. They were living sort of like you wanted them to live, I think, at that time, because I remember you smiling every now and then. And then, some smarty, he went out and got his and he hid it. He became the king. And then, the ones that stayed on good terms with the king and the queen became the feudal barons. The rest of them became the have-nots. Remember Marco Polo? Did I tell you? He went to China. And when he got over there, they'd never seen anybody look like that before. They looked. They looked back at him. So, vice versa, they looked at one another. And then, he came back and he presented the king of Venice with a choice. Guess which one he chose? And then, the other nations found out that they could get some of it, and there was a scramble. And what they'd do was build bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger boxes. These boxes, you could call those nationalistic boxes. Nation state boxes. Why don't you help them a little bit? Help them? They'll help themselves. All you do is sit up there making sun, water, rain, and then drown them. All people must listen to the great and the great and the great and the great and the great and the great to the great and the great the great Europe and all these. That's what I hadn't learned. But all of them are compatible. And that includes all the big ones, the little ones, the medium sized ones, the teen eye chew ones. Teen eye chew ones. Teen eye chew ones are a good one, huh? They are conjuring up their preferred words. Well, it's not easy for them. Maybe if you give them more time. Give them more brain. Listen. Well, Mother. You think they'll make it? Well, Father, it's their choice. Of course they can make it. But in time? Different struts for different folks.