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So how long is a ballet recital?
Twelve, Yahtzee!
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Why is that?
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It's not like that dime thing that's sometimes the quarter thing.
It's not like that.
Or like that only on a Sunday thing.
Seven days a week.
I didn't need a clock.
Calendar.
No calendar.
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I hate that.
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Li-Trang and the bunny's fish food.
So, what's your favorite color?
Pink.
That's right.
Now, which battery will last over 30% longer in these cameras?
Energizer.
Well, lucky bunny.
Hey, stranger. Where you been?
I don't smoke anymore.
Sorry. I mean, it's great. How'd you do it?
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CQ? Isn't that the patch with the, uh, three steps?
Mm-hmm. I'm doing the steps.
While Nicotrol has only one step, CQ has three.
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Steps, Dad. It's the way to go.
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I wrote this letter.
Dear Lotus, I think the web should be used for surfing and having fun, not for business.
Business is boring. Mikey Powers.
You know what, Mikey? Guess what? You're a kid.
You can't boat, you can't drive, you can't handle the fact that big companies are using the web to save a billion dollars
and get the products to market faster. All you care about is fooling around on your computer, right?
But who pays for that fancy computer, huh? Your parents. How do they make money?
Business. So you know what, Mikey? Go to bed.
Her fatal kiss lasts forever.
It's like we've had some kind of sick serial killer on our hands.
But one embrace until death do they part.
We could be dealing with the succubus.
The female demon preys on men.
She traps her mate in a web of desire.
Staring at me again.
And her lethal bite has no antidote.
It's going to have developed a terrible hunger.
On the next episode of Poltergeist, the legacy.
Saturday night at 11 on UPN32.
Journeys tonight at 8 on UPN32.
So my mom calls about this great offer when you sign up for Ameritech Caller ID.
The ID box is free, she says. Free is good.
And yeah, I'd like to know who's calling before I answer the phone.
So I call the Telephone Value Center, and sure enough, if I subscribe to Caller ID from Ameritech, the Caller ID box is free.
Even the shipping is free, and it has a call log so we can see the names and numbers of who called,
even the ones who didn't leave a message. I tell you, free is good.
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It's not that oily stuff, not that.
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Still shaving with blades.
We know how you feel about that.
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I was surprised for all the slackers,
but nothing better to do than play games and surf the net all day.
Game call!
Let's shut eyes on these babies.
It speaks!
It's rock.
Makes to be touched!
Wires you to the Internet!
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Any questions?
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How much does it cost?
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My grandson's a cute kid, but one tough businessman.
Hey, buddy, I must have fixed my car.
Upfront pricing?
What do you think this is, mister?
That new GM Good Rent Service Plus?
What a kid.
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Plus courtesy transportation.
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The little guy was right.
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I'm Chris Holden, and this is Amelia.
I don't think anybody's ever really prepared to be a father.
My wife and I, we share all the responsibilities.
She loves the laundry.
Amelia generates a lot of tough stains.
Obviously, I had to find some help.
I found the Tide website.
It's stuff that all parents need to know.
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Every day, 10 children are killed by gunfire.
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Here comes Elmo's Radio Control Railroad.
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Press the button and the train starts chugging.
Press it again to go in reverse.
Gotta load up the cargo and deliver it to the snack stand.
I did it!
It's a real radio control train.
With real train sounds too.
You're a great engineer.
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Start your kids off on the right track with Tyco.
My love must be a kind of blind love.
I can't see anyone but you.
Looks like we had some kind of sick serial killer on our hands.
But one embrace and till death do they part.
We could be dealing with the succubus.
The female demon preys on men.
She traps the maid in a web of desire.
Staring at me again.
And her lethal bite has no antidote.
It's going to have developed a terrible hunger on the next episode of Poltergeist Legacy.
Saturday night at 11 on UPN32.
When you line up every Sunday from here on out, you gotta be here.
It's not gonna be easy.
It's just what it boils down to.
To be honest with you, I'm kind of glad this game is over.
Really it's not gonna matter who's in there.
We gotta do a better job on the road.
We gotta do a better job on the road.
I love this season.
I saw a guy driving down Hollywood Boulevard with a tree on his front bumper.
I said, get him ready for Christmas.
He said, no, I'm teaching my wife how to drive.
Now for the first time.
No argument from me.
Next time.
This can't be.
The team encounters a deadly plague.
They're all dead.
Everyone.
Not everyone.
I will not hurt you.
But is she being used as a trap?
You're saying it's meant to destroy us.
A biological time bomb.
We may even have turned the device off with a jolt of electricity when we resuscitated her.
They used that little girl like a Trojan horse.
Now time is running out.
We have one hour and 20 minutes left.
Richard Dean Anderson leads the team.
Get the girl away from the gate.
In the Showtime Original Series.
Showtime.
Stargate SG-1.
It's all part of Showtime Sci Friday.
Next, Stargate SG-1.
Followed by The Hunger.
The following presentation is rated TV-PG.
It contains violence and adult language.
Viewer discretion advised.
Hey, stick around for the Sci Friday Chronicles special Halloween show.
Get ready to be scared to death for my real-life report on vampires.
Yes, it is a special Frightful Friday.
And we'll be bringing you the usual Sci-Fi updates and links.
Taking a behind-the-scenes look at the new movie Starship Troopers.
Which is pretty scary Halloween stuff, I guess.
Also, we're going to be...
And plenty of candy corn.
Candy corn.
Got two words for you, Matt.
Glucose overload.
We'll be right back, I hope.
That symbolizes me.
That symbolizes you.
And this is our son.
What?
If you're like me, you'll never miss an episode of The Chris Rock Show.
Especially this week, as Chris welcomes musical guest Rat Kim.
Then, stay up as Mr. Show turns sketch comedy on its head.
I'm balancing David on my head to prove a point.
Fire!
No!
Got that?
The Chris Rock Show, starring the Emmy Award winner Chris Rock,
premieres next Friday night at 1130.
Followed by Mr. Show with Bob and David at midnight.
Part of Around Midnight, Fridays late night on HBO.
Next, on HBO.
When he meets his long-lost brother,
this adopted teenager gets the shock of his young life.
Matthew Modine and Mary-Louise Parker in The Maker.
Next, on HBO.
After November 15th, they'll never let him in again.
The HBO Comedy Hour.
Dennis Leary, lock and load.
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The prize is $10 million.
The meanest killers in the world.
Winner takes all.
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Stay standing.
This is good for you, Bill's character.
Ready to get fired up?
You came to the right place.
Christopher Lambert.
Ice-T.
Mean Guns premieres Friday, November 21st.
Only here.
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I knew from my first day at Wilkinson that I was neither tough nor strong.
Brad Pitt.
Jason Patrick.
Kevin Bacon.
Robert De Niro.
Sleepers.
Premieres Saturday night at 8, on HBO.
The following movie is rated R.
Welcome to UPN32's Prime Time Invasion.
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To try the case of a lifetime.
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This boy's about to die, gentlemen.
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Has his day.
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There's nothing more thrilling than nailing an insurance company.
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola.
Rated PG-13.
Sneak preview Saturday, November 15th.
I love the fishes cause they're so delicious.
Moms say yes to Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers because they're baked, not fried like most chips.
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Welcome to the forefront of the economic revolution.
This is the headquarters of the Palm Beach People's Party.
It's more a gift shop, really.
Marxist back, but with the style and flair of the nineties.
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You're attacking capitalism with your own tools.
Actually, we're reducing cycle time and improving customer service.
A lot of Chime Rats spinning in the graves right now.
In case you just tuned in, the Weather Service has issued a severe thunderstorm warning
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Already, in addition to the heavy rains, there have been reports of lightning strikes
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Currently, the forecast calls for continued thunderstorms this afternoon and evening
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They were innocent children
scared of talking to the dead.
playing a devilish game.
But now the fun is over.
It's my fault. I brought her here.
and a Pied Piper from the spirit world.
Where are the girls now?
Somewhere between this life and the next.
has her own set of rules.
Are you asking me to let you use cat as bait?
on an all-new episode of Poltergeist the Legacy.
Saturday night at 11 on UPN 32.
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When you line up every Sunday from here on out,
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It's just what it boils down to.
To be honest with you, I'm kind of glad this game is over.
I'm kind of glad this game is over.
Really, it's not gonna matter who's in there.
We got to do a better job on the road.
How long does it take to turn the new Dodge Durango
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Two hot dogs, two popcorns, and two sodas, $18.
One autographed baseball, $45.
Real conversation with 11-year-old son, priceless.
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I love the fishes, cause they're so delicious.
Moms say yes to Pepperidge Farm goldfish crackers
because they're baked, not fried like most chips.
I love the fishes, cause they're so delicious.
Goldfish.
Goldfish, it's one snack that's okay to get hooked on.
Pete heard about it from his neighbor.
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Just when you think you know where the new dodge is headed,
they turn things around on you.
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As you can see, the new dodge is covering new ground.
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I wrote this letter.
Dear Lotus, I think the web should be used for surfing and having fun,
not for business.
Business is boring.
Mikey Powers.
You know what, Mikey?
Guess what?
You're a kid.
You can't boat.
You can't drive.
You can't handle the fact that big companies are using the web
to get faster.
All you care about is fooling around on your computer, right?
But who pays for that fancy computer, huh?
Your parents.
How do they make money?
Business.
So you know what, Mikey?
Go to bed.
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How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Travel with Joseph Van Ars photo safari to Kenya's land of the Maasai.
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
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Even an American Express card.
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Wait till they hear this in Nairobi!
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Bloodletting.
The pain will last for only a moment.
Torture.
Stoke the fire again!
Sacrifice.
There are six trials we must face.
Agony.
I'm gonna kill the wolf.
It's just your typical Klingon wedding.
The party's just getting started!
But Worf and Dax are not your typical bride and groom.
You're invited to the biggest event of the 24th century.
The marriage of Worf and Dax.
On an all-new episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
Closed.
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