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This is Jared. He weighed 425 pounds.
He invented a diet of his own.
At the heart of his diet was Subway's turkey breast sub, a foot-long veggie, and lots of walking.
Today, Jared weighs 190 pounds.
We're not saying his diet is right for you.
You should talk to your doctor first.
But it is food for thought.
Save up to $10 on general admission to Six Flags Marine World, now at participating Subway restaurants.
Subway, the way a sandwich should be.
Can Sprite make a world-renowned figure skater better?
At hockey?
Don't expect a soft drink to make you anything but less thirsty.
Why do I keep seeing these ads for Keen.com?
At first I wasn't going to show it to you, but now maybe I should.
It's funny that you're using your computer to browse, click, and get live answers to your little questions over the phone instead of watching me.
Look, I'm not the only one who feels this way about Keen.com.
I'm telling you, Keen.com don't.
Turn your change into something useful.
Coinstar, how much do you have?
Find a Coke with a special pop top and you could win a million bucks.
Hey, it could be your next Coke.
Homer Simpson goes country.
Marge, look at me.
When he handles the career of a hot new singer.
I can't get your song out of my mind.
I haven't felt this way since Funky Town.
That's at six, then at 630.
Third Rocks rolling out their greatest hits.
The loudest and the proudest.
I'm gorgeous.
The wettest and the wildest.
Next, Third Rock.
Starting at six on UBM 44, digital 45.
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I had a blemish last night, but you'd never know it.
New Biore Blemish Bomb gives you visible results overnight.
Only Biore Blemish Bomb forms a tiny gel patch to treat acne.
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Look at this.
I'm starving and this is what they're going to feed us.
From videotape.
Congratulations.
Congratulations on the best for you.
Beautiful wedding.
As soon as we leave here.
We're heading straight to IHOP.
Okay.
For a satisfying meal, come to IHOP and enjoy a T-Bone steak with your choice of potato, vegetables, and super salad.
Looking for a hot deal on a new Toyota?
Check out the Spring Fever sales event.
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This is Jared. He weighed 425 pounds.
He invented a diet of his own.
At the heart of his diet was Subway's turkey breast sub, a foot long veggie, and lots of walking.
Today, Jared weighs 190 pounds.
We're not saying his diet is right for you. You should talk to your doctor first.
But it is food for thought.
Save up to $10 on general admission to Six Flags Marine World, now at participating Subway restaurants.
Subway, the way a sandwich should be.
Would you want an NBA player operating on you?
Handling a nuclear reactor?
Or flying your airplane?
Would you want an NBA player disarming a bomb for you?
Then why do you want one telling you what to drink?
Monday, it's a night of season finales. And if you miss this Moesha...
I won't do it again.
Please, Dad.
You miss everything.
Then, when Kim says I do, well, Mama...
Step on it, Professor.
Stop the wedding, the Parkers.
Next, can J-Turn duds...
Who here has had a date in the last month?
Into studs...
Not counting the internet.
Grown-ups. And it's a Malcolm and Eddie season finale smash.
Starting Monday at 8 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
You might expect Sizzler to have crispy golden shrimp. A lot of crispy golden shrimp.
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Burger, fries, and a Coke. Don't bother me. I'm eating.
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Now at Orchard, save $2 on Weatherbeater Exterior Latex Flat Paint, now $9.99.
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Aye, aye, mumbo man.
Weeknights at 6 and 11 on UBM 44, digital 45.
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Have you heard the news?
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If your children don't have health coverage, chances are they're not getting the regular checkups they need.
But California's new low-cost and no-cost health coverage for kids can help.
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People around the world have been touched by the healing power of God's Holy Spirit.
Through Benny Hinn's Daily Television program, this is your day.
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I like to leave my problems at home when I drive.
But if I can't leave them at home, I tell them they can come along.
But only if they shut up and enjoy the ride.
The WNYX News Team. They're broadcast professional.
WNYX News Time.
News Radio. 50,000 watts of pure comedy.
Weeknights at midnight on UPN 44 Digital 45.
Hi, I'm Jack, founder of Jack in the Box. And this is my wife, Cricket.
Hi.
After years of trying, we are so thrilled about a certain recent development.
You want to tell them?
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How about together?
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Safeway's making summer fun again.
Because during the Safeway Summer of Savings, we're giving away a trip for four to Orlando
every day through Labor Day and every week a Ford Mustang convertible.
Just use your Safeway Club Card to be automatically entered for a chance to win.
Plus, every time you spend $250 with your Safeway Club Card, you'll receive a Savings Award
good for 5% off a future shopping trip.
The Safeway Summer of Savings.
Oh, it's something you don't want to miss.
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I had a blemish last night, but you'd never know it.
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A new place for a new Ross.
I'm going to have you and all the guys from work over once it's, you know, furnished.
I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Well, I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our team at the museum.
Oh, Donald, that would be great.
I am totally ready to come back to work.
What? No.
What are you doing?
Get off my sister!
Introducing the 2000 Kia Spectra.
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From the producer of Scared Straight.
This guy's going to drop here. He's a young kid.
Twelve different teenagers.
He was raping me and he hit me. I'll never be the same again.
Twelve different addictions.
White heavens.
Eggs.
Special K. Circle K.
Yeah, he did.
Twelve incredible stories.
Can you feel it, Carol?
My brother was dead five minutes later.
Rachel Lee Cook in a team file special.
I got the point.
April 7th at 9 on UPN44, Digital 45.
Hey! One Mississippi, two Mississippi.
When you fill up with 76 with ProPower, you have something in common with the pros in NASCAR.
They know 76 with ProPower is clean burning, so there's less hesitation, smoother acceleration for more powerful performance.
That's why 76 has been the official fuel of NASCAR since 1954.
76 with ProPower.
Nice glasses.
Get the spirit of NASCAR. Get the spirit of 76.
Nice car, huh?
Yeah.
2000 Oldsmobile Alero.
Automatic transmission, all-speed traction control, four-wheel ABS, all standard.
And car and driver said, we're impressed with Alero's agility.
Buying a car requires research, so go ahead, find out all you can and check out the Alero.
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Huh? Oh, I don't work here.
Now you can get great 0% financing or $1,000 cash back on the road-hugging Alero.
Make the smart choice.
What's it like to experience a magical story unfolding right before your eyes?
You have to see to believe.
The all-new Fireworks Spectacular in the skies over Disneyland.
Okay, where the hell did you get that?
Ow!
Even with all its sophistication and refinement, the effects of Jeep Grand Cherokee's legendary capability are still hard to miss.
Now lease a two-wheel drive Grand Cherokee Laredo for only $299 a month.
Check one out at your Jeep dealer.
Starting Tuesday at 8 on UPN 44 Digital 45.
Dodge Dakota is ranked best compact pickup in initial quality by JD Power & Associates.
Add all these great features and you can see why California thinks so highly of Dakota.
Yet this Dakota Club Cab is easily within your reach, especially with this low $199 a month lease.
Get a truck with very lofty credentials and a very down-to-earth payment.
Dodge Dakota. Different.
No one could have anticipated the frenzy that the show first inspired, least of all David Schwimmer.
He believes that the show has tapped into a longing for friendship and family.
Doesn't everybody want a close, loyal, funny group of cool friends? Of course you do.
I'm Miranda Wilson from Smooth Jazz 103.7 KKSF and you can catch me 10 a.m. to 2.
I'll be your best girlfriend every single day.
Stay with us as the You've Got Friends marathon continues on UPN 44 Digital 45.
Burger, fries, and a Coke.
Don't bother me. I'm eating.
The new Chevy Impala has better 0-60 acceleration than Ford Taurus SE and Dodge Intrepid ES.
So it's only fair to tell you Sunday drives may last until Tuesday.
Lease a 2,000 Impala for as low as $258 a month. Presidency restrictions apply. Call for important lease details.
Let's go for a drive. Impala. We'll be there.
Critics across the country have seen the future and the future is here.
The national press news gives it seven very bright stars.
Whether you're on the edge of your seat or not, you will sit down.
Now playing at IHOP, a sliced cinnamon roll dipped in french toast batter and grilled golden brown, two eggs, hash browns, and bacon or sausage.
Cinnamon swirl french toast from this great price.
Open one. Another anytime's a good time for IHOP release.
The Simpsons, weeknights at 6 and 11 on UPN 44 Digital 45.
Welcome back to UPN 44's You've Got Friends Marathon. I'm Dean Goss.
And I'm Patti Garrett from the new Y93.3. Could he be any more adorable?
Thank you.
Or more of a wise ass?
Huh? Oh, you're talking about Chandler Binger, the actor Matthew Perry.
Of all the friends, Matthew Perry probably has the most in common with his small screen alter ego.
In fact, details of Perry's own life often turn up in the show's storyline.
So here he is in the one with the chick and a duck.
Hi, I'm Jada and I'd like to talk to you about being pregnant and taking care of yourself and your baby.
I'm a mom too and I learned that being a mom doesn't start when you bring your baby home.
It starts the minute you even think you're pregnant.
So take care of yourself and see a doctor early and often.
Eat right, stay away from smoking, drinking, and drugs.
For programs I can help, call BabyCal today. 1-800-BABY-999.
Do it for you and your baby.
It's here to clear the air.
Toyota's Blue Sky Spring Event.
Where the best deals on Camry, Corolla, and Solara come shining through.
Right now, choose from 4.9% financing, $500 factory cash back, or a special lease.
Pick the deal in the car that's right for you, but do it now.
Toyota's Blue Sky Spring Event clears out soon.
So see your Toyota dealer today.
Oh, the Pearsons. Yeah, they all have those phones without wires.
He has one.
She has one.
Each of the kids have one.
I know. You'd think they'd have something better doing than yacking a phone all day.
Family Talk.
Up to four free phones on one great plan.
Another reason to get the Family Talk plan from Pacific Bell Wireless.
Now more than ever, the phone is your friend.
For every generation, there are those who stand above the crowd.
Who know the only limits are the ones we set for ourselves.
Those who train their minds, their bodies, and their spirit to one purpose.
Victory.
UPN presents WWF SmackDown.
Thursday at 8 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
Burger, fries, then a Coke.
Don't bother me. I'm eating.
Oh, that's funny. Do it!
Take off! Watch out!
Easy.
The V6 Passat.
Nice car.
Quick, responsive, room for four.
Hang on.
I saw this in a movie once.
When you fill up with 76 with ProPower, you have something in common with the pros in NASCAR.
They know 76 with ProPower is clean burning, so there's less hesitation, smoother acceleration,
for more powerful performance.
That's why 76 has been the official fuel of NASCAR since 1954.
76 with ProPower.
Nice glasses.
Get the spirit of NASCAR. Get the spirit of 76.
Research.
When you're buying a car, you've got to do a lot of it.
So go ahead, read the magazines, go online, find out all you can.
Then check out the 2000 Oldsmobile Intrigue.
Featuring the award winning 215 horsepower twin cam V6, the sports sedan car and driver's set turned out to be exceptional.
I'm ready.
Now you can get great 0% financing or $1,000 cash back on the 2000 Intrigue.
Make the smart choice at your local Oldsmobile dealer.
It's got some really nice art with it.
Very strong, strong.
Oh shit, that's for sure page one story.
Oh, the Pearsons.
Yeah, they all have those phones without wires.
He has one.
She has one.
Each of the kids have one.
I know.
You'd think they'd have something better to do than yacking a phone all day.
Family Talk, up to four free phones on one great plan.
Another reason to get the Family Talk plan from Pacific Bell Wireless.
Now more than ever, the phone is your friend.
Wow, look at this.
Be reasonable.
We're talking about a world tour.
Me and the blokes are staying right here, Nelson.
How are we going to fill up a four month tour without leaving California?
We're so stuck on this place four anyway.
Hello, Barstow.
We love you, California.
If it's the cheese, it's real California cheese.
Even with all its sophistication and refinement, the effects of Jeep Grand Cherokee's legendary capabilities are still hard to miss.
Mom, do we have more chalk?
Now lease a two-wheel drive Grand Cherokee Laredo for only $2.99 a month.
Check one out of your Jeep dealer.
Learning how to live and living with others matters to us.
Here at UBN 44, Digital 45.
I'm sorry for the things I've done in the past.
Every day, starting at noon, catch the best in chat with forgive or forget that had won its Motel.
You may be asking for something you were never going to get.
Is this part of what the problem really is for the two of you?
They're both drug addicts.
And the two keeping you on the scene, it's Access Hollywood.
My guy, Terry Bradshaw.
Now we catch Al Pacino out in Hollywood.
Hi, everybody, I'm Pat McBurn.
Weekday, starting at noon on UBN 44, Digital 45.
We're back. The thing millions of fans love most about Chandler is watching Matthew Perry play himself.
Jennifer Aniston says Maddie is one of the most sensitive people I've ever met, more than most girls I know.
I'm Dean Goss.
And I'm Patty Garrett.
Goss and Garrett, weekday mornings from 5 to 10 on the new Y93.3.
Stay tuned for more as the You've Got Friends marathon continues on UPN 44, Digital 45.
I'm not going to become one of those old men who sit in lawn chairs on driveways
and regret adventures I never took.
How do you make the Double Decker Taco with its combination of our crunchy shell and soft shell even better?
I'm all ears.
You dropped the price to just 59 cents.
Somebody pinched me.
59 cent Double Decker Tacos, only at Taco Bell.
Introducing the Enchirito.
It's a ton of seasoned beef wrapped in a warm flour tortilla.
Gooey.
Covered in zesty red sauce and topped with lots of rich gooey cheese.
Yes, gooey cheese.
The new gooey Enchirito, just 99 cents for a limited time.
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Dodge Ram, overall America's most powerful line of full-size pickups.
And all that muscle arrives with plenty of features,
like the ones you get on this special California 2000 Ram ST,
including no charge air, plus a Magnum engine and automatic transmission.
And whether you choose this great price, which includes a $1,000 cash allowance,
or low 1.9% financing, we've made it easy for select California customers
to start a long-lasting relationship with this very unique truck, Dodge Ram.
Different.
Seven days, Wednesday at 8 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
Welcome back to UPN 44's You've Got Friends Marathon.
Hi, I'm Jared from Live 105.
It's the catchiest, most popular TV theme song since Hey Hey Were the Monkeys.
The Friends theme, I'll Be There for You,
has accomplished something only two or three songs ever have.
It not only became a hit, it is a pop classic.
So sit back and sing along with our next episode, The One with the Ball.
Next time you're on Empty, stop by your 76 station and get the spirit of 76.
When you fill up with 76 with Pro Power,
you have something in common with the pros in NASCAR.
They know 76 with Pro Power is clean burning, so there's less hesitation,
smoother acceleration for more powerful performance.
That's why 76 has been the official fuel of NASCAR since 1954.
76 with Pro Power.
Nice glasses.
Get the spirit of NASCAR. Get the spirit of 76.
Burger, fries, then a Coke.
Don't bother me. I'm eating.
And if I need more disk space, I have a 15 gigabyte 1334 link external drive.
Well, we've got a larger trunk with 17 cubic feet of storage space.
And a raised roofline for more headroom.
Space, just one of the things well covered in the all new California edition Ford Taurus.
I got the dishes.
The California edition Ford Taurus, thousands less than Camry,
and now with three nine financing and a thousand cash back.
A smart choice.
Premier Northern California Ford Store.
On UPN Tuesday, the spy business just became a family business.
An all new secret agent made.
It's good to know I still got it.
Then, Tom Shales of the Washington Post calls the beat bold, raw, and explosive.
Insulting an officer.
Guess what? You have the right to remain silent.
Just sexy as hell.
See what all the buzz is about.
This is New York City.
Welcome.
The beat after secret agent man.
Starting Tuesday at 8 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
Introducing the biggest, boldest player in the Colonel's sandwich lineup.
The spicy triple crunch singer.
Not one, not two, but three big strips of white meat chicken.
Plus the Colonel's spicy singer sauce.
Try one today for just $1.99.
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The Bay Area.
The perfect place to go for a drive, especially in a new Nissan.
Take a Pathfinder to the peaks of Tahoe in elevated luxury.
Or choose the motor transport utility of the year, the Nissan Xterra.
And the 222 horsepower Maxima creates a sleek and smooth drive to half moon pay.
But probably the best thing about getting a Nissan in the Bay Area is that you get $2,000 cash back direct from Nissan.
And 3.9% APR financing for up to 60 months on select Nissans, like all 2,000 Pathfinders.
But only until April 3rd.
Hoover wind tunnel vacuum.
Diamond Rio MP3 player.
And music to make your time more harmonious.
Best Buy, turn on the fun.
Burger King introduces a new twist on the Whopper.
The Bacon Shutter Whopper.
Crispy bacon and melted cheddar cheese with a great flame-broiled taste of a Whopper.
Gentlemen, we have re-entry in T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7.
The Bacon Shutter Whopper.
Available on Earth for a limited time only, so grab one today.
Even with all its sophistication and refinement, the effects of Jeep Grand Cherokee's legendary capability are still hard to miss.
Now lease a two-wheel drive Grand Cherokee Laredo for only $2.99 a month.
Check one out at your Jeep dealer.
The WNYX News Team.
They're broadcast professionals.
WNYX News Time.
News Radio.
50,000 watts of pure comedy.
Weeknights at midnight on UPN44 Digital 45.
Chevy Silverado has the most powerful V8 of any 4x4 pickup.
That's more powerful than Ford.
That's more powerful than Dodge.
That's why it's the truck.
Silverado from Chevy.
Get 3.9% APR financing from GMAC for 36 months for average finance savings of up to $15.78.
Auto insurance rates driving you.
That's quit the craziness.
It's the Eastwood Insurance March Madness Sale.
On right now.
Pure rates too high.
Accidents.
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Call Eastwood today.
Call on 800-468-PLUS.
Get your insurance from below $29 a month.
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Has Eastwood gone nuts?
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Homer's selling springs.
How much would you pay for a self-flipping hamburger pan?
And cooking up some new ways to do it.
The Simpsons.
That's at 6.
Then at 6.30.
Got pooch problems?
You make me sick.
Try Sally's Obedient School.
Put that smirk off your face.
Next, the Rock.
From now on when I say bark, you say howl out, sir.
Starting at 6 on UBM 44.
Digital 45.
Man, that was great, huh?
Working in front of a live audience has given the cast their greatest thrills and satisfaction.
Matthew Perry says that you have a feeling that the audience really knows you
and is right there with you.
And millions of viewers at home feel that same way.
I'm Jared from Live 105.
Listen for me this Saturday and Sunday afternoon.
And stay with us as the You've Got Friends marathon continues on UPN 44.
Digital 45.
Critics across the country have seen the future and the future is here.
The National Press News gives it seven very bright stars.
Whether you're on the edge of your seat or not, you will sit down.
Now playing at IHOP, a sliced cinnamon roll dipped in French toast batter and grilled golden brown,
two eggs hash browns, and bacon or sausage.
Cinnamon Swirl French Toast from this great price.
Open one.
Another anytime's a good time for IHOP release.
Even with all its sophistication and refinement,
the effects of Jeep Grand Cherokee's legendary capability are still hard to miss.
Now lease a two-wheel drive Grand Cherokee Laredo for only $2.99 a month.
Check one out at your Jeep dealer.
Check this out.
Visit some auto insurance company websites and try to get instant quotes and instant coverage.
Can do it.
Progressive.com is different.
I got an instant quote from Progressive and rates for three other leading companies.
If we can't save you money, we'll tell you who can.
I bought my policy online in the blink of an eye.
More people visit Progressive.com than any other auto insurance website.
Shop and buy online at Progressive.com.
Not what you'd expect from an insurance company.
The Simpsons, weeknights at 6 and 11 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
Welcome back.
I'm Renee Brinkley from the Don Blue Show on K101.
You know, Friends still reigns as one of the top rated shows in America.
To know them is to love them.
They've become almost like family or like the friends you always wanted.
Maybe we recognize ourselves a bit in the characters.
Well, we're nearing the end of our You've Got Friends marathon,
but we still have one episode left.
So here's the gang in the one with Joey's big break.
Article 1.
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Don't bother me.
I'm eating.
For 50 years, Squaw Valley stories have been written in places like Granite Chief,
Shirley Lake and KT22.
And this year Squaw's stories start at your Northern California Ford Outfitters.
In the California edition, Ford Explore.
A four door, four by four XLT with a free sport package and a thousand dollars cash back.
Because when your stories are told at 9,000 vertical feet,
getting up there can be just as rewarding.
So drive forward and ski Squaw.
Visit your Northern California Ford Outfitter.
UPN Wednesday.
You are now our hostages.
Beneath the City of Angels.
They're serious.
They got explosives and sarin gas down there.
There's going to be hell to pay.
On seven days then.
I couldn't bear to be alone.
A secret experiment is turning fantasy into reality.
Have a look.
Right there.
And everybody is feeling the effects on Star Trek Voyager right after seven days.
Starting Wednesday at 8 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
The new Chrysler cars are changing the way people behave.
And this spring, we're making it easy to lease one.
Including the award winning 300M.
Right now, lease a Chrysler 300M for only $3.99 a month.
That's the third time they've washed mine.
See your Northern California Chrysler implement dealer.
The new place to be, the only place to buy.
On UPN Tuesday, the spy business just became a family business.
An all new secret agent made.
Good to know I still got it.
Then.
Cheers. Cheers.
Tom Shales of the Washington Post calls the beat bold, raw, and explosive.
Insulting an officer.
Guess what?
You have the right to remain silent.
You're sexy as hell.
See what all the buzz is about.
This is New York City.
Welcome.
The beat after secret agent man.
Starting Tuesday at 8 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
The Bay Area, the perfect place to go for a drive, especially in a new Nissan.
Take a Pathfinder to the peaks of Tahoe in elevated luxury.
Or choose the motor transport utility of the year, the Nissan Xterra.
And the 222 horsepower Maxima creates a sleek and smooth drive to half moon pay.
But probably the best thing about getting a Nissan in the Bay Area is that you get $2,000 cash back direct from Nissan.
And 3.9% APR financing for up to 60 months on select Nissans.
Like all 2,000 Pathfinders, but only until April 3rd.
Best Buy.
That's what Consumers Digest calls the Mazda Prodigy and Mazda MPV.
A better way to buy.
That's what you'll call Mazda's exciting new Progressive Payment Plan.
If you qualify, Mazda's Progressive Payment Plan will dramatically lower your payments for the first year.
Mazda, re-engineering the way you buy a car.
See your Mazda dealer or log on to MazdaUSA.com today for details.
Get ready, here comes the biggest, boldest player of the Kirtle Sandwich line-up.
My Spicy Triple Crunch Singer.
Not one, not two, but three big strips of white meat chicken.
This baby's huge.
Booyah!
Then add the spice, the Kirtle's secret singer sauce.
Wow!
You want taste? It's huge too.
Is this the biggest, boldest chicken sandwich out there?
Find out.
Try the Spicy Triple Crunch Singer today for just $1.99.
And do chicken right.
Mr. Wallace.
You are just going to love these terms.
Your terms just aren't right.
I'm so sorry.
Mr. Reagan, your rates are a little high.
That's not good.
What's the word I'm thinking?
I think it's no.
No.
Want banks to compete over you? Come to LendingTree.com.
Fill out one form and get up to four offers within hours.
Oh, what a lovely time.
When banks compete, you win at LendingTree.com.
When you fill up with 76 with ProPower,
you have something in common with the pros in NASCAR.
They know 76 with ProPower is clean burning,
so there's less hesitation, smoother acceleration,
for more powerful performance.
That's why 76 has been the official fuel of NASCAR since 1954.
76 with ProPower.
Nice glasses.
Get the spirit of NASCAR.
Get the spirit of 76.
Even with all its sophistication and refinement,
the effects of Jeep Grand Cherokee's legendary capability
are still hard to miss.
Wow, do we have more trucks?
Now lease a two-wheel drive Grand Cherokee Laredo
for only $2.99 a month.
Check one out at your Jeep dealer.
The Teen Files.
April 7th at 9 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
Hey, Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?
Yeah.
Go!
What?
I didn't do it!
Oh, my God!
Hold it okay.
Oh!
Whoo!
We'll see you in about three or four hours.
Oh!
Well, that's a wrap for this You've Got Friends marathon.
But don't worry.
Friends will be there for you every weeknight at 7 and 7.30
and Sundays at 7.
I'm Renee Brinkley from the Don Blue Show on the new K101.
Listen, weekday mornings between 5.30 and 10.
Now we want to give a special thank you to all of our friends
at Crossroads Cafe here on Delancey Street for their help
and hospitality this evening.
Thank you for watching and good night from your friends
at UPN 44, Digital 45.
Humpty Dumpty, Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
The classic fairy tale Alice Through the Looking Glass
comes to life on ice starring Nancy Kerrigan
and a cast of the world's greatest figure skaters.
Alice Through the Looking Glass, a timeless tale told on ice
with grace, beauty, spins and jumps.
Combined with the music of Academy Award winner Marvin Hamlisch,
enjoy a wonderful journey with Alice as her imagination
brings her to the other side of the Looking Glass.
A new day breaks over California.
Time for over 30 million of us to get to work.
And as always, the Ford F-Series is right there to help,
offering more torque, more payload
and more four-door choices than any other pickup.
All of which help when we take a well-deserved break.
Yep, for over 50 years,
Ford F-Series has faithfully been by our side.
That's why at the end of the day,
it remains the number one selling truck line in California.
Hoover Wind Tunnel vacuum.
The Love Shack.
Diamond Rio MP3 player.
We can get together.
And music to make your time more harmonious.
Love Shack, baby.
Best Buy.
Turn on the fun.
Third Rock from the Sun, weeknights at 6.30 and 11.30 on UPN 44, Digital 45.
It seems no matter where you go,
people are hearing about Clairol's Herbal Essences shampoo.
Hearing about the all-natural botanicals,
the organic herbs in pure mountain water.
I love it.
But what impresses them most is how much people love their hair.
Yes, yes, yes!
Could you bring me some of that shampoo?
Herbal Essences, a totally organic experience.
Music
Next time, fill the best flight to take.
One more reason to book on Expedia.com.
Don't just travel, travel right.
I see dead people.
Nominated for six Academy Awards,
including Best Director,
Best Supporting Actor,
and Best Picture of the Year.
The Sixth Sense.
Coming to video on DVD March 28.
Mascara. Love the look.
Hate the stiff, brittle lashes.
New Full & Soft Mascara from Maybelline.
The soft wax formula keeps lashes soft.
Not dried out or brittle.
New Full & Soft Mascara.
Man, I'm hungry.
What a buck for a sliver of raw fish.
It's sushi.
Sushi? Where I'm from they call that stuff bait.
What else can you get for just a dollar?