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Instant quake or oatmeal, it's the right thing to do.
Bacon, bacon. Where's the bacon? I smell bacon.
Bacon, bacon. Gotta be bacon. Only one thing smells like bacon. That's bacon.
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon. There. From that bag. What's it say?
I can't read. Please, please, give me what's in the bag.
Chewy, yummy, smoky bacon.
Here you go.
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
It's bacon!
No, it's bacon strips, brand dog snack from Purina.
Bacon strips. Dogs don't know it's not bacon.
It's bacon!
We have so much to celebrate.
Korbel Champagne.
Don't let static do a job on you.
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Cleaning shouldn't involve weight lifting.
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The Omen and Damien Omen 2, a USA Friday the 13th movie special, Friday night at 9.
What can you say, oh my God, when the cat's got your tongue?
The Omen and Damien Omen 2, a USA Friday the 13th movie special, Friday night at 9.
This USA Network program is brought to you by Citizen Watchers.
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This is Nicorette.
Nicorette is nicotine gum.
And Nicorette is available only from your doctor.
Ask your doctor whether Nicorette is right for you.
To doctor a cough, you have to keep up with the latest medicine for your family.
Like new Robitussin cough drops from the people whose cough medicine is recommended by more doctors and pharmacists.
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By now I'm sure you've seen a lot of commercials telling you how to call and meet new friends.
If you're like me, you're probably skeptical.
But recently, I called America's most popular phone line, the Singles Connection.
The Singles Connection is an easy, discreet, and fun way to meet people who share your outlook on life.
Calls cost $5 per minute, adults only.
Call right now, you'll see what I mean.
The Singles Connection, it's the best call you'll ever make.
Charlie is perfectly sure he's committed the perfect murder.
But nobody's perfect, especially when they're dead in the water, Saturday at noon.
Millions of Americans believe they have had paranormal experiences, including telekinesis.
Gotta be careful.
Something bad's gonna happen.
He really believes it's his father's ghost.
When the past affects the present, can the future be far behind?
It's dad.
Beyond Reality, on USA, Saturday night.
Oh, that's a nice postcard, Billy. Where'd you get it?
Well, my dad went to Burger King, and when he bought a new steak-sauce-burger combo, he got this postcard frame.
They have coupons for Kmart Photocenter on great stuff, like two-for-one prints, and discounts on Duracell batteries, and poster enlargements.
Come to Burger King for a delicious steak-sauce-burger combo, and get a great Kmart Christmas offer.
How do you know all this?
I read this while I was waiting to see you.
Your way, right away, at Burger King now.
To keep myself in great condition, I have to do lots of things.
I used to think keeping my hair in great condition took lots of things, too.
Then I found Perk Plus.
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Hi.
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You can count on Sears for great Christmas values.
Come get our lowest price ever on the Kenmore Ultra Wash 2.
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It's America's best dish washing system.
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Citizen, citizen, citizen, citizen, elegant, citizen, citizen, elegant.
Oh, he's citizen.
Ah, citizen.
One citizen with lots of citizens.
Elegant, elegant.
Perfectly elegant.
Citizen, we've got elegance.
Today's the season to be jolly.
Holidays can be lonely, but no one should be alone.
Call now and let us share in the holiday spirit.
Call 1-900-407-5888, $4.99 per minute, adults only.
And by the way, we're making a list and checking it twice.
We're going to find out who's naughty.
And who's nice.
Happy holidays.
We gotta make this land a better land
In the world in which we live
If you donate food for the needy this holiday season, you can get something too.
Your choice of two premium channels for the price of one for one month,
giving you the world's best home entertainment anywhere.
Just call 1-800-CABLE-ME-NOW to donate food to help others
while getting this great deal on HBO, Showtime, and the Disney Channel for yourself.
By now, I'm sure you've seen a lot of commercials telling you how to call and meet new friends.
If you're like me, you're probably skeptical.
But recently, I called America's most popular phone line, the Singles Connection.
The Singles Connection is an easy, discreet, and fun way to meet people who share your outlook online.
Calls cost $5 per minute, adults only.
Call right now. You'll see what I mean.
The Singles Connection. It's the best call you'll ever make.
When you work in a doctor's office during cold season, you're going to get a cold.
And I've got a butte.
It's hard to tell. That's because I took this.
Advil Cold & Sinus. From the makers of Advil.
It's tough on colds, like Advil is on pain.
Gets you through congestion, fever, or bad sore throat.
Believe me.
I know.
Advil Cold & Sinus. Advanced formula for the cold season.
Introducing Glade Plug-ins Potpourri.
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Plug into freshness with Glade Plug-ins. Now in Potpourri.
Plug it in. Plug it in.
The Black & Decker Dust Buster Cordless Vac.
The easiest way to zip up little pickups.
The Dust Buster Vac from Black & Decker. Put us to work for you.
If you're looking for a great vacation, start at the top.
Take a three, four, or seven-day fun ship vacation on Carnival.
The most popular cruise line in the world.
You can count on Sears for great Christmas values.
Like this Craftsman 114-piece mechanics tool set with case.
With three quick-release ratchets. Just $99.99.
Tools made in America. Guaranteed forever. And only at Sears now.
Anna. Newborn. Jason. Six weeks.
Hatelyn. Crawlin'. Jesse. Walkin'.
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Just for Bobby. And Jenny. And you.
William.
We have so much to celebrate. Corbelle Champagne.
This year, brighten someone's Christmas with gold.
A golden tool from the Skil Classic Series.
Give a golden tool this year. From Skil.
You can count on Sears for great Christmas values.
Like the world's smallest high-performance pocket-sized shaver.
It's fully rechargeable. Goes anywhere. And it's just $49.99.
Ten dollars off through Saturday. Only at Sears.
If you're ready.
It is only gentleness. Patience and exact breathing.
Which secures true strength.
Only then, it becomes a skill. Usable in its full meaning.
Releasing the awesome power stored by the mind.
Temple Kung Fu.
We gotta make this land a better land.
In the world in which we live. I know we can.
If you donate food for the needy this holiday season, you can get something, too.
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Giving you the world's best home entertainment anywhere.
Yes, you can, can. Just call 1-800-CABLE-ME-NOW to donate food to help others.
While getting this great deal on HBO, Showtime, and the Disney Channel for yourself.
Yes, you can, can.
I am talking about the single best idea I ever had.
Warren Beatty.
Must make.
Emmett Benning.
Use your imagination.
Harvey Keitel.
Ben Kingsley.
There's a little matter we have to discuss.
And Joe Mantegna.
No woman's worth a bullet between the eyes.
It depends on whose eyes and which woman.
Bugsy.
God won't be able to bail you out of this one.
That's the way I like it.
Ready to R. Starts December 13th in select cities. Opens nationwide December 20th.
What kind of car is this?
A Sentra.
Would you consider selling it?
No.
Would you sell it for $150,000?
Uh.
Okay. $250,000.
$250,000. $250,000, sir, your change.
Release on Sentra GXE. Because rich guys shouldn't have all the fun.
The Black & Decker Dustbuster Cordless Vac.
The easiest way to zip up little pickups.
The Dustbuster Vac from Black & Decker. Put us to work for you.
Citizen. Citizen. Citizen. Citizen. Elegant. Citizen. Citizen. Elegant.
Oh, his citizen.
Ah, citizen.
One citizen.
With lots of citizens.
Elegant, elegant.
Perfectly elegant.
Citizen, we've got elegance.
The Omen and Damien Omen 2. A USA Friday the 13th movie special. Friday night at 9.
When you watch TV, you like to see lots of big names, right?
Hey, they're on USA.
Nosy neighbors and careless killers. Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly get an eyeful in Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window, a USA movie special tomorrow night at 9.
Now stay tuned for Hollywood Insider next on USA.
On this week's Hollywood Insider, married with children's Ed O'Neill sacrificed a pro football dream to tackle acting.
Pop superstar Richard Marx on surviving in the crazy world of rock and roll.
The orphan who triumphed over hardship to become a prime time star, Arneesha Walker from the hit comedy Nurses.
Plus, how CBS News anchorman Dan Rather survived the hard knocks of his hard luck childhood.
From Universal Studios Hollywood, Hollywood Insider.
They say this detergent with bleach alternative gets socks really white.
But I wondered how it compared to my Clorox bleach.
So I got some dirty socks.
I washed this one in detergent with bleach alternative and this one in Clorox bleach and my regular detergent.
And look, the sock washed in Clorox bleach is cleaner.
Why am I not surprised?
Clorox liquid bleach.
Still no better way to get clothes clean.
Want a trade?
What you got?
Give me an orange juice, I'll give you my sandwich.
I got a sandwich.
Give me an orange juice for my donut.
Half the air dry.
Deal.
There's nothing like 100% pure Florida quality orange juice with the vitamins, minerals and tastes that make you feel so good.
Hey, you drank more than half.
I had to.
My half was at the bottom.
100% pure Florida quality orange juice that makes you feel so good.
In this car, you'll find a sophisticated handling system that corners sharply and turns on a dime.
Introducing the easy turn tracking system from American Tourister.
With its revolutionary wheel and handle design, our easy turn tracking system can maneuver around the toughest obstacles.
Loving is giving.
Giving is loving.
Introducing the easy turn tracking system from American Tourister.
You know how some days your legs feel a little peppier?
A little zippier.
Have that energy every single day in the pantyhose with all day massage.
Leg Sheer Energy pantyhose.
Nothing keeps you moving like sheer energy day after day after day.
By now, I'm sure you've seen a lot of commercials telling you how to call and meet new friends.
If you're like me, you're probably skeptical.
But recently, I called America's most popular phone line, the Singles Connection.
The Singles Connection is an easy, discreet and fun way to meet people who share your outlook on life.
Calls cost $5 per minute, adults only.
Call right now.
You'll see what I mean.
The Singles Connection, it's the best call you'll ever make.
So Tiger asked me over to see his new aquarium.
That old line?
So I says, Naughty, you get a little control.
That animal.
So he says, hey, I'm always in control.
And I says, I'm talking about control cat litter, honey, controls ammonia odor.
You didn't.
So I take this special paper and show him how control prevents ammonia odor better than his litter.
Must have really put his nose out a joint.
With his litter, he's lucky he still has a nose.
Control cat litter.
Because if you don't like ammonia odor,
Imagine how we feel.
Take a three, four, seven day fun ship vacation to the Bahamas, Caribbean or Mexican Riviera.
On Carnival, the most popular cruise line in the world.
They say you catch more flies with honey and with vinegar.
Meet the two sweetest cops in the business.
Silk Stockings on USA.
Sunday at 9, 8 Central.
Liberty Leash, a great new product for the tethering of animals that must be confined.
Developed in response to the multiple needs of animal control, safety and leash training for puppies or cats.
It's a superior, humane method that allows 360 degrees of movement within a specific area.
The Liberty Leash truly liberates your animal from heavy chains, twisted ropes or pins and cages.
There is no other tethering system on the market that provides more freedom.
Our specially designed system holds the animal's head from above with only three ounces of pressure.
The flexible fiberglass pole gently cushions a pet's lunge.
Along with the humane aspects of the Liberty Leash are ease of installation, durability
and the savings are substantial when considering the price of pins and cages or dog catcher's fines.
The Liberty Leash is not available in stores.
Give your pet a new leash on life by calling the number on your screen.
Order now. Your pet is depending on you.
They buy the thin stuff, they pour it down there, it doesn't do the job and then they call a plumber.
Professional Plumbers on Professional Strength Liquid Plumber.
The thin stuff goes in there and it mixes with the water. It's just not tough. It's not tough like the thick stuff.
Unlike thin, watery drain openers whose power gets diluted in water, Professional Strength Liquid Plumber is formulated thick and powerful.
It's like a blob. It goes right through water.
Thick so it clings to the hair clog and powers it away.
Get the thick stuff in the gray bottle. Don't mess around.
The best liquid drain opener is in the gray bottle. Professional Strength Liquid Plumber.
Why is it, Lou? You come in here every morning and order a large orange juice.
I like orange juice.
Oh, really?
It's got potassium, vitamin C, lots of vitamin C.
Orange juice. It's got the vitamins, minerals and tastes that make you feel so good.
Come on, Lou. Isn't there another reason?
Well, I kind of like the company.
100% pure Florida quality orange juice. It makes you feel so good.
Here, have another glass, Lou.
Thanks.
By now, I'm sure you've seen a lot of commercials telling you how to call and meet new friends.
If you're like me, you're probably skeptical. But recently, I called America's most popular phone line, The Singles Connection.
The Singles Connection is an easy, discreet and fun way to meet people who share your outlook on life.
Calls cost $5 per minute. Adults only.
Call right now. You'll see what I mean. The Singles Connection. It's the best call you'll ever make.
Take a three, four or seven day fun ship vacation to the Bahamas, Caribbean or Mexican Riviera.
On Carnival, the most popular cruise line in the world.
Millions of Americans believe they have had paranormal experiences, including telekinesis.
Gotta be careful. Something bad's gonna happen.
He really believes it's his father's ghost.
When the past affects the present, can the future be far behind?
It's dad.
Beyond Reality on USA, Saturday night.
Some cats act like they own the house.
Some do.
Timothy Busfield.
Kathleen Quinlan.
Strays. Wednesday, December 18th at 9.
Well, look who's here.
Little Caesar's Cheeser Cheeser. Not one, but two pieces with extra cheese, up to four toppings and free crazy bread for $8.98.
Cheeser Cheeser.
I put off seeing my doctor because I was worried about needing surgery for my hemorrhoids.
I suffered for it. The pain, itching and burning were awful.
But the doctor said my hemorrhoids weren't serious. I didn't need surgery.
He told me it was time I started using Preparation H.
Preparation H cream helps shrink swelling of inflamed hemorrhoidal tissues and often brings relief from pain, itching and burning for hours.
What a difference Preparation H cream makes.
Doctor recommended Preparation H.
By now, I'm sure you've seen a lot of commercials telling you how to call and meet new friends.
If you're like me, you're probably skeptical.
But recently, I called America's most popular phone line, The Singles Connection.
The Singles Connection is an easy, discreet and fun way to meet people who share your outlook online.
Calls cost $5 per minute, adults only.
Call right now, you'll see what I mean. The Singles Connection, it's the best call you'll ever make.
When it comes to making batteries that last, somebody's in high gear.
Today's Duracell batteries can even outperform the ones we made just a few years back.
You can't top the copper top.
The number two pine leaves grease half-solved. You want it pine-solved.
Pine-solve has twice the active ingredients, so grease is solved.
For cleaning and disinfecting, it's only half-solved until it's pine-solved.
Charlie is perfectly sure he's committed the perfect murder.
He's perfect, especially when they're dead in the water, Saturday at 2.
Our dentist gave us a reason to switch toothpaste.
Baking soda. He recommended it for healthier teeth and gums.
Two out of three dentists recommend baking soda for healthier teeth and gums.
And only one major toothpaste has it, Arm & Hammer Dental Care, the baking soda toothpaste with fluoride.
It leaves your whole mouth feeling clean.
So maybe you should switch to Arm & Hammer Dental Care, too.
After all, it's got baking soda recommended by two out of three dentists, and no other major toothpaste has it.
And try the fresh mint taste of Arm & Hammer Dental Care Gel.
Here comes something big from Extra Sugar-Free Gum.
It's pink, it's got Nutrisweet, and a great classic bubblegum flavor.
It's new Extra Classic Bubblegum.
And since it's extra, that big classic flavor lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
So if you're chewing something else, get ready for a tremendous breakthrough.
And try new Extra Classic Bubblegum.
Classic Bubblegum flavor that lasts an extra long time.
We have a secret, and we've never shared it with anyone.
We're ready to share it now.
Would you like to know our secret?
Shh.
Come closer.
Or maybe we should tell you in private.
So why don't you pick up the phone and call us?
Call 1-900-407-5888.
499 per minute, adults only.
Maybe you have some secrets you'd like to share too.
What would the classroom be like without cable?
Cable companies across America have made a commitment to provide free service and programming to every secondary school in their communities.
Cable contributes to life.
Well, look who's here.
Little Caesar's Cheeser Cheeser, not one but two pieces with extra cheese, up to four toppings, and free crazy bread for $8.98.
Cheeser Cheeser.
By now, I'm sure you've seen a lot of commercials telling you how to call and meet new friends.
If you're like me, you're probably skeptical.
But recently, I called America's most popular phone line, the Singles Connection.
The Singles Connection is an easy, discreet, and fun way to meet people who share your outlook on life.
Calls cost $5 per minute, adults only.
Call right now. You'll see what I mean.
The Singles Connection. It's the best call you'll ever make.
Professional plumbers on Professional Strength Liquid Plumber.
All liquid drain openers are not the same.
The thin stuff dilutes in water.
But the thick stuff goes through the water, clings to the hair clasp, and gets it to move on down the line.
The best liquid drain opener is in the gray bottle. Professional Strength Liquid Plumber.
Move to the back of the bus, please.
Excuse me.
Not everyone uses the number one antibacterial deodorant soap.
Aren't you glad you used dial?
I've got to get a car.
Be sure to watch the Hitchcock triple feature on USA.
Tell me everything you saw.
You'll see interesting places, meet interesting people, and spend three interesting nights with James Stewart.
Well, I haven't noticed a big demand for tickets.
If you miss it, you'll never be the same.
Idiot!
The Hitchcock triple feature, how do you know?
On USA. Starting tonight at 9, 8 Central.
Strike.
Counter-Strike, an all-new season on USA, Saturday at 6.
Tis the season to be surprised, startled, confused, and just plain disappointed.
But if you know music lovers, you can give them the perfect gift.
Because you won't pick the gift, they will.
With the holiday gift pack from the BMG Music Service.
Four CDs or six cassettes that your friends and relatives choose for themselves.
Whether they love rock, country, classical, or jazz, just call this number.
We'll send them a gift package with a greeting from you, a listing with over 500 hits to choose from, and a gift certificate.
Good for any four CDs or six cassettes.
They'll also get a free trial membership in the BMG Music Service.
Good for savings on hundreds of other titles.
That's a $60 value, and you pay just $29.95.
So grab your phone and call.
The holiday gift pack. Just what they always wanted.
With no surprises and no complaints.
Just great music.
What can you say?
Oh, my God.
When the cat's got your tongue.
Strays, a USA world premiere movie.
Wednesday, December 18th.