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Boy Meets World answers the really important questions.
Stop pushing the buzzer just because you like the sound.
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What is the nature of the cosmos?
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Who holds the key to true happiness?
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Saturday at 7.30.
Having trouble staying out of trouble?
Miss Master, those girls over there said a bad word.
Here's what you do. Just hang here for recess.
Actually, he may have something there.
Saturdays at 4.30.
WACY-TV compiles a quarterly report on our programming efforts
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in Channel 32's viewing area.
These reports are part of a public inspection file
which is open to the public during regular business hours.
To view these reports or contribute your comments to them,
contact our General Manager, Mike Watts, at 920-733-3232
or write to him in care of WACY, P.O. Box 12328, Green Bay, Wisconsin, 54307-2328.
Hey, Princess, whatcha doin'?
When I kiss this frog, he will turn into a handsome prince
and we will live happily ever after.
Wouldn't you rather have some honey nut Cheerios?
But he's a prince.
But who can say no to real golden honey in every oak?
Mmm.
Maybe we should just be friends.
Honey nut Cheerios, the irresistible part of this good breakfast.
You're not really a prince, are ya?
No.
I'm starved.
Where's the honeycomb?
Oops, back in the van.
What?
We want honeycomb!
I love that toasted honey taste.
Three Sears?
Hmm.
Yoo-hoo!
It's me, Goldy Ox.
Way to go, dude.
Honeycomb Cheerios, part of this complete breakfast.
Don't answer us.
Attention, legomaniacs.
Massive meteors threaten Earth.
You must stop them.
Complete construction of a new LEGO Spaceport.
Use high-tech equipment to train for your mission.
Send satellites to track the meteor.
Now's the time to prepare for blast-off.
And blast the meteor away.
Nice shot.
Whoa.
The new LEGO Spaceport collection.
Each set sold separately.
Batter is not included.
How much cheese can you put on a Chuck E. Cheese pizza?
When you make a pizza, you can put as much cheese as you want.
So put it in a pan.
Crush on the cheese and all the toppings you can.
Slide it in the oven.
And in a short while, you've got a great pizza.
It's pizza party time.
Fresh the peas and pizza packs.
There's more to bake.
Look at all the fun pizzas I can make.
Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Factory.
Make pizza and other cool things.
Free Chuck E. Cheese game tokens inside.
New Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Factory comes with everything here.
Other mixes and food ingredients purchased separately.
The LEGO not included.
Hey, Princess.
What you doing?
When I kiss this frog, he will turn into a handsome prince.
And we will live happily ever after.
Wouldn't you rather have some Honey Nut Cheerios?
But he's a prince.
But who can say no to real golden honey in every oak?
Mmm.
Maybe we should just be friends.
Honey Nut Cheerios.
The irresistible part of this good breakfast.
You're not really a prince, are you?
No.
Code red.
Situation critical.
Light the bright.
This place is crawling with ecto.
Does this rule or what?
Extreme Ghostbusters.
Weekdays only on this BKN network.
Bullcat caller.
The truth isn't out there.
The truth is among us.
And the truth can be dangerous.
The Roswell conspiracies on this BKN network.
There's plenty of action coming your way.
Street sharks only on this BKN network.
Street sharks only on this BKN network.
There is one big monster you have not collected.
And it's somewhere in your room.
In fact, we know exactly how to find it.
And you can too.
By calling us free at 1-877-4-BKN-KIDS.
But first get your parents' permission.
Okay.
And hey, you might see your very own customized monster.
If you can face it.
It could be friendly.
Could be scary.
It could be, but it could be strange.
It's definitely you.
That's right.
If we select your photo, we'll monsterize it right on TV.
For details, you can call us free at 1-877-4-BKN-KIDS.
And we'll tell you how to send in a photo.
And if you're selected as a winner,
have it monsterized before your eyes right on TV.
Winners will also receive very cool Monster Rancher stuff.
Including the Tecmo Monster Rancher 2 game for PlayStation
and Playmates Monster Rancher collectibles.
Wow, now this is Monster Rancher madness.
You can call us now and we just might monsterize you.
You can watch for your face to start appearing soon.
Right here on this BKN Network.
Dragons, go!
Smash your way through evil.
Feel the power of the shadow.
Double Dragon, weekends on this BKN Network.
Catch Lucky.
They're after me, Lucky Charms.
I wonder, can you name me marshmallow shapes?
Sure.
Hearts.
Stars.
Horseshoes.
Clovers.
And looloons.
Pots of golden rainbows.
And the red balloons.
That's me, Lucky Charms.
Hearts, stars, and horseshoes.
Clovers and looloons.
Pots of golden rainbows.
And the red balloons.
Lucky Charms, the part of this good breakfast
with eight magical marshmallows.
And they can name them.
Can you?
Hearts, stars, and horseshoes.
That's me, Lucky Charms.
They're magically delicious.
I'm starved.
Where's the honeycomb?
Oops.
Back in the van.
What?
Me want honeycomb.
Yeah.
I love that toasted honey taste.
I love that.
Huh?
Three beers?
Hmm.
Yoo-hoo.
It's me, Goldilocks.
Whoa.
See you guys later.
Whoa.
What's going on?
Way to go, dude.
Honeycomb cereal is part of this complete breakfast.
Don't answer us.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb.
My called answer.
Whoa.
They're coming.
They're coming.
backyard of my Nest Quick cereal.
Nest Quick cereal.
Introducing Nestle's Nest Quick cereal.
Mini sized pups blasted with Nest Quick to turn your milk into Nest Quick chocolate milk.
Hey, that could be me.
Or me.
Mmm.
Nest Quick cereal is a chocolatey part of this good breakfast.
Ready for more.
Pick me!
Pick me!
New Mess Quick Cereal.
A chocolatey blast for you and your meal.
Pick me!
Catch Lucky!
They're after me Lucky Charms!
But I wonder, can you name me marshmallow shapes?
Sure!
Hearts.
Stars.
Horseshoes.
Clovers and looloons.
Pots of golden rainbows.
And the red balloons.
That's me Lucky Charms!
Hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and looloons.
Pots of golden rainbows.
And the red balloons.
Lucky Charms, the part of this good breakfast with eight magical marshmallows.
And they can name them.
Can you?
Hearts, stars and horseshoes.
That's me Lucky Charms.
They're magically delicious.
Here's my nephew Scruff about to run into trouble again.
Hey, Bob-O.
Where's your video game?
In here.
Well, look at this.
Uh-oh.
It's my dad's.
Who wants to hold it?
What do I do?
If you get my new comic activity book, More Adventures with Scruff, you'll find out what
you can do about bullies and guns.
And you'll see lots of games.
Cool.
For your free copy of my new comic activity book, Just Write Scruff McRuff, Chicago, Illinois,
60652.
And help take a bite out of crime.
I want it.
I want it.
The truth is not out there.
The truth walks among us.
For 50 years, the Alliance has worked in absolute secrecy to protect the human race from the
aliens among us.
But the threat to our planet grows out of control.
Humanity's very existence is now endangered by these alien tribes.
I will not permit this to happen.
Welcome to the Roswell Conspiracies.
Tune into the Roswell Conspiracies here on BKN.
Whoa.
They're coming.
They're coming.
Ooh.
The milk.
To be part of my Nesquik cereal.
Nesquik cereal.
Introducing Nestle Nesquik cereal.
Mini sized puffs blasted with Nesquik to turn your milk into Nesquik chocolate milk.
Hey, that could be me.
Or me.
Nesquik cereal is a chocolatey part of this good breakfast.
And I'm ready for more.
Pick me.
Pick me.
New Nesquik cereal.
A chocolatey blast for you and your milk.
Pick me.
Pick me.
You're watching UPN32.
The Muppets are heading to your galaxy.
The people of Earth do not be alarmed.
Oh, brother.
And they're landing on video with a bang.
Whoopee.
I'm an alien.
Join Kermit.
Kermit.
Piggy.
Piggy.
And all your favorite Muppets.
Rizzle.
Gintel.
Bingo.
For a spaced out adventure you can watch whenever you want.
This is Miss Piggy with Alien Exclusive.
This is my story.
Muppets from space.
Now on video and DVD.
Rated G.
I'm bored.
I found the gold.
It's this way.
You're off again with Johnny Thunder on a new Lego adventure to ancient Amazon ruins.
Dodge danger and tribal traps to get the gold.
If the snakes and spiders don't bug you, the evil Senior Palomar will.
Make it up the river to make it back alive.
See you next time.
Hey, kids.
You forgot something.
The new Lego Jungle Collection.
Each set sold separately.
How much cheese can you put on a Chuck E. Cheese pizza?
When you make a pizza, you can put as much cheese as you want.
Put the dough.
Put it in a pan.
Toss on the cheese and all the toppings you can.
Slide it in the oven.
And in a short while you got a great pizza.
It's pizza party time.
Refresh the peas in pizza packs.
There's more to bake.
Look at all the fun pizzas I can make.
Chuck E. Cheese pizza factory.
Make pizza and other cool things.
Free Chuck E. Cheese game tokens inside.
New Chuck E. Cheese pizza factory comes with everything here.
Other mixes and food ingredients purchased separately.
Light bulb not included.
Hey, Princess.
What you doing?
When I kiss this frog, he will turn into a handsome prince.
And we will live happily ever after.
Wouldn't you rather have some honey nut Cheerios?
But he's a prince.
But who can say no to real golden honey in every home?
Maybe we should just be friends.
Honey nut Cheerios, the irresistible part of this good breakfast.
You're not really a prince, are you?
Hostiles have violated security perimeter.
You have your orders.
In Roswell.
Sometimes the truth is a dangerous thing.
The Roswell conspiracies on this BKN network.
The ancient battle rages.
Mummy's alive.
Weekdays on this BKN network.
Code Red, situation critical.
Fight to fright.
This place is crawling with ecto.
Does this rule or what?
Extreme Ghostbusters, weekdays only on this BKN network.
There is one big monster you have not collected.
And it's somewhere in your room.
In fact, we know exactly how to find it.
And you can too.
By calling us free at 1-877-4-BKN-KIDS.
But first get your parents permission.
Okay.
And hey, you might see your very own customized monster.
If you can face it.
It could be friendly.
Could be scary.
It could be, but it could be strange.
It's definitely you.
That's right, if we select your photo, we'll monsterize it right on TV.
For details, you can call us free at 1-877-4-BKN-KIDS.
And we'll tell you how to send in a photo.
And if you're selected as a winner, have it monsterized before your eyes right on TV.
Winners will also receive very cool Monster Rancher stuff.
Including the Tecmo Monster Rancher 2 game for PlayStation and Playmates Monster Rancher collectibles.
Wow, now this is Monster Rancher madness.
You can call us now and we just might monsterize you.
You can watch for your face to start appearing soon right here on this BKN Network.
Attention, troops.
Prepare for battle.
We are a peaceful little country.
What can we stop them with?
Rambo.
Rambo, weekends on this BKN Network.
Yahoo!
Oh my, it's dark down here!
Oh, what's this?
Looks like a clock, but every number's a two.
I wonder what it means.
Oops.
Marshmallow twos?
Oh my.
Now you can discover Kellogg's Marshmallow Blasted Fruit Loop cereal with Millennium Twos.
And celebrate the year 2000 with an extreme part of this complete breakfast.
Mmm, delectable.
I hope the next thousand years is as tasty as the last.
My hound, time flies!
A two!
The rebels need your help.
Build us more ships.
Lego and Star Wars join forces for the first time.
So you can build authentic Lego X-Wings and Y-Wings.
Only you can help Luke and the rebels defeat Darth Vader and his TIE fighter and save the galaxy.
You did it!
You saved us!
The new Lego Star Wars collection.
Each set sold separately.
Mercy.
Mmm.
Hello, Lego.
This chocolate chip Lego tastes like mud.
Sir, we don't make a chocolate chip Lego.
Yet.
Introducing Lego Chocolate Chip.
Your favorite waffle now packed with chocolate chips.
Now that's more like it, sonny.
Well, I'm glad you think so, sir.
All right, people, let's go, let's go.
Hey, Lego!
All right.
Twist it.
Look at you.
You the man.
You got the rhythm.
You know just how to handle new Bop It! Extreme.
Yeah!
Uh, don't you?
See, now you gotta sweat five lightning-fast reflex testing commands.
You've never checked Bop It! action like this before.
Bop it.
Get it.
Click it.
New Bop It! Extreme.
New Bop It! Extreme.
You can Bop It, right?
Battery's not included.
Hey, Princess, whatcha doin'?
When I kiss this frog, he will turn into a handsome prince,
and we will live happily ever after.
Wouldn't you rather have some Honey Nut Cheerios?
But he's a prince.
But who can say no to real golden honey in every oak?
Mmm.
Maybe we should just be friends.
Cheerios, the irresistible part of this good breakfast.
You're not really a prince, are you?
No.
WACY-TV compiles a quarterly report on our programming efforts
to serve the educational and instructional needs of children
in Channel 32's viewing area.
These reports are part of a public inspection file
which is open to the public during regular business hours.
To view these reports or contribute your comments to them,
contact our General Manager, Mike Watts, at 920-733-3232
or write to him in care of WACY, PO Box 12328,
Green Bay, Wisconsin, 54307-2328.