With your host for the evening, John Ritter, plus a special guest appearing from Rita Rudner,
old, and of course our very own, mystery magician, and now appearing your host for the evening,
Mr. John Ritter.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Oh, how kind I've been.
Good evening, and welcome to the third annual World's Greatest Magic.
Tonight, you all will be treated to two hours of the most stupendous, bewildering, amazing,
and exciting magic you have ever seen.
We've brought together, that's right, don't hold back.
We've brought together champion magicians from around the world to perform for you their
greatest feats of illusion, close-up, and comedy magic.
And on top of that, we're going to teach you at home a bunch of easy magic tricks you can
use to show off to your friends.
So sit back, relax, and prepare to be amazed.
Are you ready?
You're ready.
Let's get started.
Help me now.
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All right.
You will find what you are about to see unbelievable.
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Go figure.
Holland's most popular illusionist, the enchanting and unbelievable Hans Klok and Theta.
Let's get started.
Hasta la vista, baby.
Let's get started.
Now, get ready to learn the secrets of magic at the Mack King School of Magic.
Thank you for coming, Mr. Swamy.
So long.
Next.
Howdy, I'm Mack King.
Welcome to the Mack King School of Magic.
In the next couple of hours, I'm going to teach you folks at home how to do some easy
magic tricks to fool your friends and enemies.
None of them take much practice.
In fact, most of them can be done correctly the first time.
Who knows, this could be the start of a new career for you.
Next.
Hello.
Hello, Rita Rudner, famous comedian and actress.
Oh, that's very nice of you, but I prefer to think of myself as Rita Rudner, magical
moron.
Mack have always loved magic, and I've never been able to do a trick.
So I have come to the Mack King School of Magic to learn.
So please, Big Daddy Mack, teach me.
Let's begin with lesson number one, the card trick.
These four jacks will represent bank robbers.
All right.
The remainder of the deck, if you would hold that, that represents the bank.
Gotcha.
The four jacks, the bank robbers, helicopter in to the roof of the bank.
Very impressive.
Bank robber number one jumps down to the basement.
Bank robber number two jumps to the first floor.
Number three to the second floor.
They jump according to their athletic ability.
And number one guards the bank.
That's a coward.
The police arrive.
That was perfect.
Thank you.
They're scared, so they all flee to the roof and helicopter to safety.
How did you do that?
I'd love to tell you, and I'd love to tell you, but we have to wait until after these
commercials.
I don't like to wait.
Stay tuned to learn the secret.
Plus, 25 beautiful showgirls vanish in the blink of an eye.
Joseph Gabriel cheats death as he attempts to escape from the monastery of misery.
The amazing and sensual artistry of Russian superstar Galina.
The indescribable and hilarious David Williamson and his furry pal Rocky.
Mind-boggling close-up magic.
And go for the ride of a lifetime on the gut-wrenching Twister.
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Now, back to the World's Greatest Magic 3.
Welcome back to the World's Greatest Magic.
Welcome back, and now Mac, that rhymes, is going to show us how he accomplished that amazing trick.
Rita, in addition to the four Jacks, you need three other cards.
Before you do the trick, you stick these three other cards behind the fan of Jacks.
You can't see those from the front.
Once you get those back there, then you're ready to begin the trick.
You call in your audience, you say, here are the bank robbers, you square them all up.
The top three cards now aren't Jacks.
You drop them onto the top of the deck.
One goes here, one goes here, one goes here.
All the Jacks are still right on the top of the deck.
I understand everything, except for one thing.
Why do they need a helicopter?
What happens is you got the four Jacks.
Thanks, Rita. Good luck, Mac.
Tonight's magicians are all dedicated magical masters in their own right.
Most have spent thousands of hours practicing and molding their routines.
The tricks you are watching are performed regularly around the world in front of live audiences.
Are you all, all alive? I knew you were.
Joseph Gabriel fell in love with magic at the age of 10.
From the humble beginnings of kids party magician, Joseph has grown into a worldwide sensation.
He's performed to heads of state and royalty around the world.
And in the process, he's won numerous national and international awards.
It's his own unique brand of illusion that has currently landed him on Broadway in his own show.
Prepare your souls for the unmistakable Joseph Gabriel and the mistake of righteousness.
Don't take your eyes off the box.
You won't believe what you're about to see.
Many magicians are good with cards. I'm not one of them.
Our next performer has taken his mastery of the deck and combined it with a subtle bit of misdirection.
But I guess it's all how you look at it.
Here now is a wacky, one-of-a-kind comic magician, Michael Finney.
Thank you. Thank you very, very much.
This effect is done with two, yes, two decks at once.
So that's how it's going to be.
You, sir, what is your name?
George.
George, and where are you from?
Las Vegas.
Nice to have you here, sir. Pick a deck.
Bicycle deck.
That would be the big bicycle deck.
Yes, sir.
Okay. Nice catch. Here you go.
What I need you to do, sir, is pull out any card at random.
If you have a favorite card, you can search to find it. It's really not necessary because any card at random will do.
You think you're nervous.
Okay. Set the cards down if you like.
Show the cards to the audience. Don't let me see it.
Got it?
All right. I'm going to walk towards the stage you walked towards me.
As I turn my head, you take the card you have chosen and stick it into this deck anywhere at random.
Did you stick it in yet?
This is actually a ridiculous trick.
I only do it for the cheap laughs, and you folks have been very gracious.
So now that I have you just whipped up into a frenzy, what do you say we continue on in this carnival-like atmosphere?
As the audience applauds, please join me on stage. Give this gentleman a big round of applause.
How are you doing?
Good. Thank you.
Stand right over there, sir. Thank you very much. Your name is?
George.
George, nice to meet you. And you're from here in Vegas?
Yes, sir.
Excellent. What do you do for a living, George?
I'm retired.
So what did you do before you took life so seriously?
Carpentry.
Carpentry. Excellent. In order to do this trick, I need two $100 bills. You have two $100 bills?
No.
So this carpentry thing was more of a title than anything else, huh?
Yes.
So often the case. Do you have two $50 bills?
No.
Yeah, otherwise you'd have got the tie for this outfit.
Look, have you got any money at all, sir?
Yes.
Well, let's see what you got.
I know what I'm looking for.
All right, we'll use these two tens.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is done with two $10 bills. On the face is Hamilton.
For that magic stuff, it could happen any time.
This is heads. This is tails. This one's a tail. This one's a head. This is a ten. This is a ten.
Which did you give me, this one or this one?
Both of them.
Well, thank you very much. I appreciate that.
I appreciate that. Very cool. Very cool.
That's it. You're done.
Trick's over. See you.
No, I'm just kidding. I couldn't do that.
I'm going to give you a chance to get your money back. How about that?
Sure.
Do you play cards?
Yes.
I'm trying to show rid of this. He can't catch on to nothing.
Look. Just pick a card out there. Just pick any card you want out there.
All right. Show it to the audience. Don't let me see it.
A little bit higher, please.
All right. That'll be fine.
Now, take it and place it on top.
I have $20 that used to belong to you.
In order for you to get it back, all you have to do is recognize your card when you see it again.
Think you could do that?
Yes.
Tell me when you see it again.
Well, George, it looks like you're a little out of luck now.
Look, what I want you to do is put your feet together and your hands down to your sides.
Take the cards into your right-hand fingertips. Hold on to them firmly.
Bring them. Hold on to the whole deck. You drop them. You're picking them up.
Bring the cards right up here to your forehead.
Hey, George, let's be realistic here now.
All right.
What I'm going to do is wave my hand across the front of your eyes and snap my fingers.
Your eyes will shut, and you will go into a deep trance.
Ready?
It worked.
Ladies and gentlemen, this requires complete silence.
What I'm about to do is read this gentleman's mind, which, quite frankly, at this point should be a piece of cake.
All right, sir, you're concentrating on the card?
Yes.
And your eyes are shut almost?
Yes.
I'm starting to get an impression.
Who is Sylvia?
Yeah, I don't think you talk about her too much at all, do you?
We're going to bring the cards down like this. Bring this hand up here.
When you hear my fingers snap, your eyes will open, a lot like they are now.
Come through here, show me your card, and I'll give you back your two $5 bills, okay?
Open your eyes. If you find it with your eyes shut, I'm finding another job.
Open your eyes. Just look for the card now.
This was the big one, right?
Yes.
All right, keep looking. It's got to be in there somewhere.
Here, let me give you a hand over here. That's not it right there, huh?
I thought that was it. Is that it right there?
No.
All right, all right, keep looking, keep looking.
It's not that one, huh?
No.
Boy, I'm glad you weren't an air traffic controller, I'll tell you that.
So it's none of these here?
No.
Please give him a big round of applause.
I got you $20. Thank you very, very much. Be careful going back down the steps.
My name is Michael Feeney. Thank you very much.
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Now, back to The World's Greatest Magic 3.
Two years ago, The World's Greatest Magic received a mysterious videotape from Russia.
It showed a beautiful young female magician performing some of the most outstanding magic we'd ever seen.
Despite repeated efforts to contact her, she seemed to have vanished as mysteriously as she had appeared.
Thankfully for us, but especially for you, after two years, we located her.
Tonight, she's making her first U.S. television appearance, here all the way from the Ukraine, the very sensual artistry of Galina.
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Howdy, I'm Mac King. Welcome back to the Mac King School of Magic.
I'm here with the beautiful, extraordinarily talented, lovely Rita Renner.
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And for the indestructible string, I have the indestructible string threaded through the destructible straw.
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You would think that it would be destructible, but it is indestructible.
Pull on the string.
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It's waving, no cutting.
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Now, back to the world's greatest magic three.
Welcome back to the world's greatest magic.
Hi, welcome back.
Before we went to those fascinating commercials, I showed you the indestructible string,
where you cut the string and restore it.
In order to do that, you need the straw and the string.
There's a bit of advanced preparation to the straw.
You cut a slit down the middle of the straw.
I see.
So that when you bend the straw and pull the ends of the string, look where it ends up.
Oh, you know, Mac, you look innocent, but you're very tricky.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
That's covered by your hand.
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I did. I avoided it.
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All right. You're right.
It's not indestructible.
Our next magician discovered his love of the art at a very young age.
But then his mother dropped him on his head, and well, the rest is history.
Please welcome the very talented and extremely funny Nathan Burton.
Nathan.
Hey, the guy.
See you later.
Nathan.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
You know, every year it's been our challenge to search the world for the very finest magic.
Occasionally, we are fortunate enough to discover a new magician just breaking into the business.
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This is a trick that is known in the trade as twisting the aces.
Now, the more observant of you will notice the fact that I'm not in fact going to be using the aces,
in fact, I'm going to be using the four kings just to give you an idea of the kind of cutting edge of magic that we're doing in England at the moment.
I hope you'd appreciate that.
And the idea of the trick is the cards all start off the same way around.
In other words, they all start off facing me.
And when I square them up very slowly and then give them a little twist, hence the title, you understand,
that then causes the first one to turn the other way around so that you see the king of hearts that was facing me is now facing you.
Why, thank you.
The thing is, I suspect you may imagine a little jiggery-pokery is going on.
So to try and make it a little bit fairer, I'm going to leave them all spread out in a line like this in a little mini fan, a fanette, so to speak.
And that way, of course, if one of them should turn over now, you'd notice it because of the way they're spread out.
That would be the king of clubs then. Thank you, thank you.
But no, you didn't know what to watch for that time.
I may have caught you out on the offbeat.
So just in case that did happen, I'll do it again, but this time you can watch for it very carefully.
Watch as I just move the cards from side to side, because as I go from side to side, you might see in midair one of those cards actually turning around.
The king of diamonds there.
And there's just one more.
Now this is your last chance to catch me out, so watch it really carefully.
Okay, I'll do it as slowly as I can with just a snap of the fingers.
Just like this. There it is.
Our last card. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Now the only thing is, I would hate to offend any traditionalists who happen to be in the audience.
I will finish as the trick was originally intended. You remember I said it was called twisting the aces.
Yes. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Whatever you do, don't blink.
Even in slow motion, it's amazing.
Okay, let's try one more, because we haven't had anyone choose a card yet.
And that's what most magicians do, so why don't we try that?
Can I ask you, madam, if you'd be so kind? Can I ask your name, first of all?
Fritzie.
Thank you, Fritzie. I'd like you to reach in there and just take out a card for me. Just grab one out.
Okay, have a look at it. You can show it to everybody.
Okay.
Okay, that's perfect. In fact, you can even let me see it on this occasion.
It doesn't matter. Yes, you can. Trust me on this one. Thank you.
The king of clubs for the people at home.
And I'd like you to be so kind as to sign your name on it to authenticate it for me.
Okay. And in fact, since you've chosen a court card there, why don't you sign it right the way along the top for me?
Just along there, so it's easy to read, because I would hate you to think that I was cheating.
Perish the thought.
Okay, thanks. Now, Fritzie, I think you would agree there is only one card in the world that looks like this now.
Unless you make a habit of doing this kind of thing.
No, but seriously, I haven't asked you to sign one beforehand. This is the only card in the world that looks like this.
And I'm going to fold the card in half, and I'm then going to fold it in half again.
Which makes quarters, if my math serves me.
Yes, I think so.
And the reason for doing this is it gives me these nice creases down the card, which would allow me to tear it up, if I wanted to.
Unless it happens, I do.
Yes, there we are. I'm tearing it right the way down the middle.
Now, it is important that you realize this is a genuine tear.
Of course, if you think it's just some kind of illusion, and I haven't really torn the card up, then the rest of the trick is fairly pointless.
But I have really torn it up, and I'm going to continue to do so, going right the way down.
So we have two separate pieces, and of course, if I tear those down the middle, then I would have, as we discussed earlier, four separate pieces.
And the idea is to take them piece by piece, bit by bit, and try to stick them back to how they were a while ago.
You might think it was a bit pointless, me tearing them up in the first place.
But believe me, if I didn't tear it up, putting them back together isn't so impressive.
So then, we're going to start with these two pieces. Watch these two pieces.
Put these just, if you'll excuse me, in my mouth.
Seems to be working.
We'll try it again with the next piece.
Now, the last piece, of course, is the most difficult, if you think about it, because there are two edges, thus making it twice as difficult.
Magician's logic for you.
Now, watch. It's important that you notice this really is the piece that fits in there.
That's the missing piece. And I'd like everybody to watch the signature, which is the signature at the bottom. Make sure I don't cheat.
Okay.
It's the second edge, just about there.
Hey, yes!
Thank you. Thank you.
Now, Fritzie, I need you to check out for me the fact that that really is your signature.
The fact that there are really no tears, there's no sellotape, there's no glue holding it together.
Check it out for me. And I can tell you, it will never fall apart. You can keep it forevermore.
How about that? Show it to the folks at home. Thank you.
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You boys back again? That's the third time this week.
My husband had a mean curve.
More Nestle quick?
Chocolate milk? Think quick!
How was it?
Just hope you never have to go in there.
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Hi, I'm Betty, and this is Pat.
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Wow, look at Samson go.
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Bobby Boucher was a lonely water boy.
It's not like you could use a shower all day, kid.
Constantly tormented by everyone.
I'm the water boy, dude.
But now...
Stop making fun of me.
I play football for this team.
Everyone...
Oh, please don't hurt me.
Will feel his pain.
You are so sexy.
Adam Sandler.
Is something wrong with his medulla oblongata?
The Water Boy.
Rated BG13.
Starts Friday, November 6th.
How a count eats a Reese's peanut butter cup.
I like to eat the peanut butter first.
There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
Fox Family Channel and the new Addams Family.
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Now, back to the world's greatest magic, three.
You know, there are many styles of magic.
Everything from mind-boggling close-up to grand illusion.
But I really don't know what category our next guest falls under.
His magic is in a category all its own.
Actually, so is he.
You call it what you want, but I personally call it hysterical.
The very tall and very funny David Williamson.
Oh, look, a little woodland creature in its natural habitat.
Come creature and bring joy to all the peoples of the world.
Come out woodland creature and share your wonders with us.
Your wonders with us.
Come out.
I'll use the probe again.
Oh, here he comes, folks.
Oh, there he is.
It's Rocky.
Look at Daddy when I speak to you, Rocky.
Look at me.
He does tricks.
Oh, that was good.
That deserves some munching.
Would you like to pet him?
Yes.
What's your name?
Michelle.
I love you.
Oh, it's okay, Michelle.
It's all right.
He was going for your throat.
He was going.
Have a seat, lady.
Sit down.
It's all right.
I'll hypnotize him.
Bad Rocky.
I'll hypnotize him.
He thinks he's Tonto the Indian.
Hey, hey, hey.
Then go, David.
Come on.
Then go, David Crockett, Abe Lincoln, Tom Selleck, Brooke Shields.
Do you recognize any of these?
We've been working all day.
I got him.
Get that slinky in a fur coat, a little bed spring in the blanket.
Michelle, don't worry.
You can make one yourself.
How?
I'll tell you how.
Get some roadkill.
Take a bed spring.
What's technical?
Technical.
Pull back with the thumb.
He looks up, Rocky.
Oh, isn't that cute?
Pull down with your finger and he eats, munchy, munchy, munchy.
Four fingers making boogie.
Boogie, boogie, boogie.
Four fingers, sir.
Never use one.
Woo.
Oh.
Yeah.
Four fingers.
It's easy.
Would you like to try this, sir?
Oh, come on.
It doesn't hurt.
All right.
Stay in there, Rocky.
Stay.
We're going to...
No, no.
Stay.
We're going to show them how we do a card trick.
And I just happen to have...
And I need someone to help me from the audience.
Oh, I don't know.
You.
What is your name, ma'am?
Deanie.
Deanie?
Would you help me with this?
Sure.
Oh, let's all here for Deanie.
Deanie, Deanie.
Oh, no.
I'll use the probe.
Now, come on.
Come on, Deanie.
Come on.
Let's hear it for Deanie.
Deanie.
Get up there, Deanie.
Get up on stage.
Get up there.
Get up.
Deanie, I need you to stand right over here, because you're going to help me with a special
trick.
Right there.
Deanie, I have a pack of cards right here.
Open up.
I'm not as good as the other guys.
You have to excuse me.
Deanie, I'm going to ask you to do me a favor to reach into the pack and take out any card
you like.
All right?
Do all these fancy card moves.
Do that behind my back.
Back up.
Thank you.
You know what?
Just pull out any card you like.
Thank you.
Look at it.
Now, there are no marks on the back of the card that could tell me which one you picked.
Right?
Yeah.
What's that?
No, seriously.
That's...
I'm going to tear a corner off and put it right there on your collar.
All right?
So, if we need it, let it go there.
Now, let me have your pocket.
Give me the pocket.
I won't embarrass you.
You know, most restaurants will wrap that salad, dear.
Let's go, honey.
Okay.
Here's what I want you to do.
You're so wonderful.
Here.
Hold that just like that.
No, no.
Hold it like this.
Perfect.
Oh, perfect.
Oh.
Nobody's ever done it better, Deanie.
Oh, perfect.
Wait.
Perfect.
Don't move.
Oh.
Don't move.
That's perfect.
Oh.
My back breaks.
I broke it.
You guys help me.
Come on.
Up on stage.
Go.
Up.
Up, boys.
Up.
Come on.
Up.
Who else is going to help me?
What about you?
You.
Come on, you.
Hello.
Look.
Get up there.
I'll take the stairs.
Now, what is your name?
That's fascinating.
Where are you from?
What's this?
For a little late-night entertainment in Vegas.
Sir.
No, wait.
I want you to hold this like this.
And you hold it like this.
Perfect.
It's like a net.
You're going to catch the raccoon as he comes flying through the air.
You guys are doing wonderfully, wonderfully.
Great.
Perfect.
Now, you.
What's your name?
Craig.
Craig, you're a good sport.
Thank you.
Isn't he great?
Craig here.
Isn't he wonderful?
Make the...
You're going to be the flaming hoop here.
You're going to get your head out of the hoop there.
And the raccoon is going to fly.
It's more like...
Let's see.
The raccoon is going to fly through the air and land in my jacket over there.
Oh, I forgot the most important piece.
The trained fleas.
Michelle, don't worry.
Trained fleas.
Hercules and Samson.
It's not Hercules and Samson.
We'll use them anyway.
The trained fleas are going to actually...
Oh, release Hercules.
Release.
Isn't that the first they go?
Just like that.
Perfect.
You're doing so beautifully.
Stand up straight there.
Okay.
Here we go.
Keep the hoop.
On the count of three, the fleas are going to jump through the flaming hoop.
No, because when you spit it up, it makes a fireball.
You watch out.
You get out of the way.
It's going to go up like a torch.
Ow.
You know what?
We're not going to do it.
I could get burned.
Here.
Hold that.
Right there.
Perfect.
On the count of three, Hercules.
Throw the cards.
Everybody...
You're going to do it by yourself, Samson.
On the count of three.
Everybody count with me.
Come a little closer, guys.
One, two, three.
Yes.
He did.
He's dead.
But in his final breath, he caught the Jack of Clubs who was at your card.
Unbelievable.
Let's hear it for all my friends.
Take a bow, everybody.
Take a bow.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Watch your step.
Thank you.
Watch your step.
You did so well.
Howdy.
I'm Mac King, and this is the Mac King School of Magic.
And I'm Rita Redner, a student of the Mac King School of Magic.
The deal is, we're going to teach you how to do a simple magic trick that you can do
to fool your friends.
Rita, take the card.
Yes.
Tear it in half.
Tear it.
Just rip it right down the middle.
Okay.
Right down the middle of the jack.
Drop the two pieces of the jack into the envelope.
Wave your hand over the envelope.
And do the woo.
And now reach down inside.
As you can see, the jack is completely restored.
How'd you do it?
I'm going to tell you, and I'm going to tell you when we come back from these messages.
I ripped it.
Next up, it's time to twist and shout.
Watch out.
There's a tiger on the loose.
Find out what RPLA stands for.
An unbelievable and mystifying version of sawing a woman in half.
Sea Ta loses her head over Han's clock, and the world's most beautiful showgirls wave
goodbye all on the world's greatest magic.
Welcome to the 13 Days of Halloween's terrifying trivia.
What foreign language drives Gomez wild?
Stay tuned for the answer and more details on how to win ghoulishly good prizes.
This couple is playing Mad Gap.
The game where the words you read sound like something completely different.
Will you marry me?
Yes, I will.
Mad Gap.
It's not what you say.
It's what you hear.
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Due to circumstances beyond our control, tonight's game is canceled.
Take your skates off.
What's up, coach?
The game's postponed.
What?
What do you mean?
I came in with a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
Oh, they're good.
It was so hot, the ice melted.
Again?
Oh, for the love of...
Wendy's Spicy Chicken is a whole breast fillet seasoned with Dave's own blend of pepper and
spices.
It's one hot sandwich.
That's the second time this week, Dave.
Sorry.
Wendy's Spicy Chicken.
When you're hot, you're hot.
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How geologist Ted Barton eats a Reese's Crunchy Cookie Cup.
First, I take a cooler sample.
Next, I examine the strata.
And then I digest the findings.
Chocolate, peanut butter and a cookie.
There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's Crunchy Cookie Cup.
For the next 13 days of Halloween, there is only one place you belong.
Happy Halloween.
That's really scary.
You belong if I'm happy.
Don Penn.
You trying to scare me?
Boo.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Fox Family Channel is throwing a Halloween death, I mean death jam.
First, these kids are dying to perform for you.
Catch a special sneak peek of the great pretenders.
Then get down with the Fox Family Countdown.
They're spinning a web of spooky videos.
And go werewolf wild with the spice ghouls.
I mean girls wild in concert.
It's a special Halloween death jam.
Tomorrow beginning at 12, 11 Central on Fox Family Channel.
Late night on Fox Family is getting wacky.
Oh boy, yippee.
Stop by Pee Wee's Playhouse tonight at 12, 30, 11, 30 Central on Fox Family Channel.
Now for the answer to our terrifying trivia.
So, what foreign language drives Gomez wild?
French.
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for your chance to win a role in a Fox Family show or other great prizes.
All part of the 13 Days of Halloween on Fox Family Channel.
Now, back to the World's Greatest Magic 3.
Welcome back to world famous Caesar's Palace and the World's Greatest Magic.
Howdy, I'm Mac King.
Welcome back to the Mac King School of Magic with my prize pupil, Rita Rudner.
In order to do the torn restored card you need a trick envelope.
It's two envelopes glued together.
In one side you have a card from the beginning.
The other side is where the two torn pieces are dropped.
So I would rip this and put these ripped bits in this side of the envelope.
Correct. I would close it, turn the envelope around.
And I would open it.
And inside would be one whole card.
I have one question.
Yes?
Where do you put the stamp on the envelope?
That's a legitimate question.
I have failed.
Do you ever get a knot in your stomach just before you do something that makes you really nervous?
Well, apparently that's not a problem for our next magician.
You'll see what I mean.
Please welcome the world champion stage magician currently performing in Nassau,
Bahamas from Canada, Mr. Greg Fruin.
This shot will not cut away.
That looks like it hurts.
The magic you are about to see has never been performed before a live audience.
The magician Steve Weirich swears it's the world's largest stage illusion.
You'll be the judge.
Please give a warm welcome for one of a new breed of master illusionist
currently headlining in his own show right here in Vegas.
Mr. Steve Weirich.
I bet you're wondering what RPLA stands for.
Let's show them, guys.
Long easy six, Delta Bravo, runway seven, land as the whole short of runway one, two, clear to land.
What do magicians do when they're not performing?
Most of the time, they're practicing.
For instance, take a look over here from France,
a man who has transformed close-up magic into a concerto for two hands, Jean-Pierre Valerino.
Merci beaucoup.
Wow.
Come on, it's perfect.
Wow.
For you.
Kit.
Yeah.
Oh.
Amazing.
A number of years ago,
two young magicians became world famous for onstage illusions with huge, beautiful tigers and other wildcats.
Their names, of course, are Siegfried and Roy.
Soon it seemed there were imitations everywhere.
Our next master magician decided not to imitate them,
but rather allow their genius to inspire him to create this next illusion.
He dazzled us last year with his presence and creativity.
He's back this year to show us he's not a one-trick wonder.
Presenting Sleight of Tiger, welcome Dirk Arthur.
Wow.
Welcome back.
I'm Olga Corbett and he's Winston Churchill.
Winston, show us a trick.
All right, little lady.
Here's a trick with a dissolving coin.
You cover the coin with the hanky.
Uh-huh.
Don't use the hanky.
Hold it over the magic water.
Drop the coin into the magic water.
I'm dropping everything I have.
Dropping, dropping, dropping.
And give it a couple seconds to dissolve.
Into this?
Does this help at all?
That helps immensely.
Okay.
Pull it away.
And lo and behold, the coin has completely dissolved.
I think I know where it went.
I think I know what happened.
And I'm going to explain everything to you right after this message.
Bye-bye.
You're so cute like that.
Coming up, a magical thief will have you howling as he steals you blind.
David Williamson gets close up with the showgirls.
Plus incredible manipulation from world champion Peter Marvy.
And Jonathan Pendragon makes his final preparations for the vanish of the century.
All on the world's greatest magic.
It's the 13 days of Halloween on Fox Family.
And that's more than you'll get anywhere else.
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the combination is irresistible.
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Don't get that, Frank.
Hello?
Baxter.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Four delicious flavors make Meow Mix taste so good, cats ask for it by name.
Meow, meow, meow.
It's Baxter.
Hey, Johnny.
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Hey, Chunky.
Did you just call me sweetie pie?
Oh, no.
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There's a new Chunky Soup, Sweaty Guy.
Hey, Johnny.
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Hey, Johnny.
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To fill my little Johnny bear, right?
Ma?
Gotta make sure you're eating good.
How long you been wearing this?
Since the half.
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They fill you up right.
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Diane, PineSaw makes a spray?
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Now, back to the World's Greatest Magic 3.
Welcome back to the World's Greatest Magic.
Okay, here's how he did it.
It's not a real quarter, it's the magic quarter
that disappears before the quarter hits the water.
Mac has a little device in the back of his throat
that his mother made when he was little
that sounds like a clinking sound, and that's it.
That's wrong.
Okay, I've been wrong before.
But you need a coin, a glass of water, a hanky, and a flashlight.
A flashlight?
A flashlight.
I have a flashlight.
You have a flashlight?
Right here.
There you go.
How the?
None of your business.
Actually, that's a little big, because what you want from the flashlight is the lens.
You want one that's about the same size as your coin.
That gets secreted, hidden in your hand like that.
Secreted?
Secreted.
You cover it with the hanky, and you pick up the lens, not the coin.
You drop the lens into the water.
That's what makes the little clinking noise.
Right.
And then when you whisk the handkerchief away and pour out the water,
the clear lens sticks to the bottom of the glass,
and the coin stays in my hand all along.
Tricky, tricky, tricky little devil.
Tricky, tricky, tricky.
I understand that trick.
You?
Here's one thing I don't understand.
What's that?
Where do you get the magic water?
All right.
He'll steal you blind, and you'll laugh the whole time he's doing it.
Guard yourselves against master thief of magicians from Switzerland, Bob Arno.
Hello there.
Good evening.
Hello there, sir.
That's right.
A little glance right over here.
Good evening, sir.
That's right.
Very good.
There you are.
You don't mind, right?
Okay.
Could we say hello for a brief second over there?
Let me ask you a question.
Did that make sense at all?
I want you to hold on to everything there, right?
Do you mind, sir, for a minute?
That's it.
Did it make sense at all what's happening, sir?
No.
You have everything over there, right?
That's good.
Okay.
You mind if we say hello here?
Hello there.
That's right.
A little fast look over here.
Are you right?
You look very concerned.
Slight hostility here.
You paid attention very much, didn't you?
A fast look over there.
Hello there, sir.
Allow me to come right over here.
You know, are you left-handed or right-handed?
I'm right.
Okay.
So whatever you have, reflexes better on that side, all right?
You mind if we say hello over here?
That's it.
Okay.
Very good.
Permit me to come in between here, sir.
You appear to be...
Do you know what's going on right now?
Could you keep your hands there on top?
Don't lose anything of value now, all right?
You keep your hand on the watch.
Don't you lose it now, okay?
We have enough.
All right.
It did take a little time there.
How many people did we say hello to?
We shook hands with about five, six people.
Am I right?
Now, tonight, I'm looking at the brands here.
By now, it's clear that you have a thief and a con man, you mind, you?
Now, let me start with the brown watch there.
Was that down there somewhere?
Could you stand up a second, sir?
Could you come over here a minute?
Thank you.
We got a couple of pens there.
Right up over there.
You don't have to rush.
You can be sure no one else is going to pick it up, okay?
And were there a few more watches over there, wherever you guys are, come right through
here.
Where was the Chappelle watch?
Anybody wants it back now?
Okay.
If I may have you over here.
The card.
Where is the guy who lost it?
That was yours.
Okay.
Put that back.
And you lost the pen?
Which one was that?
That's the one over there.
Okay.
And if we...
This one in your...
Yeah, that's mine.
The one over there.
Okay.
We're coming.
Hold on to it.
Hold on to it, sir.
Thank you very much.
Now, the expensive pen.
Where is the guy?
I'm going to show this to you and show what it could have been.
Where's the guy who lost that?
Come a little step over here.
We'll give it back to you.
Okay.
I think...
Could you stand up a second, sir?
I think I have your watch in my hand.
Could you stand up?
Yeah, that's right.
Come over here.
You're a little reluctant, aren't you?
Something tells me you have no idea what actually happened.
Come right over here, sir.
Thank you.
Yes.
Come along.
There we go.
Is that...
Do you mind if I ask you to come a small step over here?
That's right.
In between here.
Okay.
There we go.
And that was not yours?
No.
Okay.
Could you come a little closer over there?
That's it.
Let the audience decide here.
What would you like me to steal from this individual?
Anything goes.
Could you...
Tell me something.
What did you do with your watch now?
Can I put it back on you?
Sure.
Thank you.
If you feel anything here, you're going to have to shout out, okay?
The minute you sense me, take the watch or the wallet.
Do you have a wallet on you now?
No.
You don't have a wallet.
Who's paying tonight then?
Someone else.
Okay.
That's okay.
Thank you very much, sir.
And do take your watch over here.
Okay.
Come back.
Okay.
Now, hold on to it.
Are you okay so far?
Yes.
Okay.
Now, tell you what here.
I'm going to have a little distance here.
I'm not going to be too close to you.
If you feel anything, this is how the real pickpockets work.
They get close to you.
They bump into you.
They may touch you.
They know if the wallet is here, down there, or up here.
At this point, is anything missing?
Double check.
No.
Okay.
Then you can put that back in your pocket and be careful on the way down.
Right?
Thank you very much, sir.
Enjoy.
All right.
Now, on the side.
Come back.
Okay.
Now, let me...
I don't want you to play around here.
Let me tie it for you.
Sure.
Is that yours?
No?
That's not yours?
Okay.
Are they still all right over here?
Okay.
Now, because the way you're standing, you're learning quick, aren't you?
All right.
Okay.
See?
That's one area where I don't steal in.
Okay.
Now, let me...
You can put that back on.
Let me open up a button like that.
Give you a little nice tool.
What would you like me to steal from this popper?
Shout it out.
Anything you want, I'll rip it off.
To stand underpants.
Okay.
That's interesting.
Are you a collector, or do you think it's possible?
All right.
Now, who would you like to short from, sir?
Who turns you on the most?
You've got a choice here.
Which one of them?
Just the femdo guy.
All right.
Now, if I am to go for the short, sir, I have to shove my hand into the pants, I do my business,
and I get away.
All right.
Now, I am...
Let me have a glance over here.
There is no way.
They are definitely on the tight side.
All right.
Now, here.
Permit me, sir, to have a little quick glance over here and see what we got.
Now, watch the line there.
Brutal to loom.
All right.
Yeah.
They don't come any looser, do they?
All right.
Note that he's not smiling anymore.
All right.
Now, suddenly you're thinking, was it yesterday or day before yesterday you put on the clean
ones?
Am I correct, sir?
All right.
Now, I'll work it from this side or from that side.
Which way would you prefer?
Any preference one way or the other?
No.
We'll work it right over there.
Okay?
A little tight, but I think we can handle it.
All right.
There we go.
May I have a few words with you, sir?
Did you see things well from where you sat?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
You're going to stay right where you are, but you do have everything on value, right,
sir?
Would you double check on the keys right now?
Are they in the pocket?
No, no.
Hold your hand on the keys now, okay?
The tie is there, right?
Do you have it on you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, here, here.
Sir, hold on to it in a second.
All right.
Take a little step over here.
Now, sir, am I right?
So, double step over there.
What happened now?
A small step over here.
Would you, do you think, what have you learned from watching those guys?
You're good.
All right.
Well, let me explain something for you.
Please, sir, please let me have a little glance over there, because you look a little
hot over there.
Do you mind, sir?
It's interesting how unfair the nature is about it can be.
I mean, you have more hair here than you have there.
All right.
Now, let me have one little quick glance over here.
Now, sir, I believe, what is your wallet?
Yeah.
All right.
As if you're not certain.
That's mine.
That is your wallet.
Okay.
Now, let me tell, did you feel anything at all?
A slight pressure?
No.
None at all.
Could you turn around and show the audience if you have the button on it?
Just put it right back in.
Would you be impressed if I can't see?
No.
Put it back in there, sir.
Don't you have a wallet there now?
Yeah.
That's it.
And put the button right over it.
Would you, what are you, okay.
That's it.
Are you okay so far?
Yeah.
You have everything back?
I have everything.
You're not missing anything?
Yeah.
Okay.
You are looking what I was doing over there, right?
Yeah, here, we're still okay over here, aren't we, sir?
Yeah.
Double check on the wallet one more time.
It's in your pocket.
Yeah.
Did you have the wallet over there?
Okay.
Would you hold onto that there, sir?
That, right.
Okay.
I'll be a minute second over here, sir.
Yeah.
All right over there.
All right, sir.
Can we have a little glance over there?
Yeah.
That, yeah.
Right.
Okay, sir.
Hold on.
Yeah.
That's right, sir.
Thank you very much.
Take a little step over there.
Okay, guys.
Thank you.
At the top of tonight's presentation, you saw our next master magician appear out of nowhere
inside a bright red Lamborghini.
We decided that you deserved an opportunity to see another side of Brett Daniels.
Actually, you'll see the same side of Brett, but the inside of one of his very brave assistants.
I'll never figure this one out.
Ladies and gentlemen, the fantastic Brett Daniels.
Thank you very much.
A little later in the show, the Pendragons are going to make 25 beautiful showgirls disappear
from this very stage.
Why would we want to do this, you might ask?
I mean, 25 beautiful women?
This same question also bothered our next magician, so he set off to see if he could
change their minds.
You see, my worry is that when he's finished with them, they might actually want to disappear.
Ladies and gentlemen, the unpredictable David Williamson.
I can't believe Wayne Newton said that to you.
First, this is an ancient Egyptian sleight of hand demonstration rarely seen these days.
Watch very closely.
We're going to use some fruit here, a couple of grapes maybe, some strawberries.
Watch very closely.
Oh, I have to ask my special pet in my pocket a question.
There.
No, he doesn't want to come out and visit right now.
So, now for the question.
This is, I don't have a magic wand.
We're going to use the two coffee cups and two little strawberries.
Now, watch very closely.
As we get to the trick, we take the first little strawberry, just a wave, disappears.
I'll do it again.
I'll do it again, even though you didn't ask.
Watch.
Did you see it go?
No, that's because you were watching too close.
If I blow on it, it disappears like that.
But look, a little tap and it jumped back underneath the cup.
Thank you very much.
You're all too kind.
They really do.
It really does though.
If you watch it, you'll actually see the little strawberry vanish from here and appear over
there.
Watch.
Right through the top.
Unbelievable.
I'll do that again.
Watch very closely.
As you squish it and it goes right through.
You know what?
I'm going to get rid of one of these to make it less confusing to follow.
I want you all to keep your eyes on this one.
As I place it into the pocket, it actually goes under the knee through the top of the
cup and lands inside.
Hold your applause.
No, no, no.
Individual clapping.
There's another one right there.
Just a little tap with the spoon and it vanishes once again and jumps underneath.
You like that?
I knew you would.
There's another one under there.
I don't know where that came from.
The idea is to make the little strawberries keep vanishing from nowhere.
You can do this too.
Let me ask my friend.
No, he still doesn't want to come out.
Here, take this and tap the cup yourself.
Oh, that was beautiful.
Show him what you did.
Good.
Oh, wait a minute.
Unbelievable.
I can't believe you actually were able to do that.
And the secret, of course, is very simple because I have a couple extras right in there
and they were hidden under the table the whole time.
Thank you very much.
I hope you enjoyed that.
I did it.
Hello.
Welcome back to the Mack King School of Magic.
He's Mack King.
I'm still Rita Rudner and Mack is going to attempt to teach me another trick.
Go.
Attempt?
All right.
Here's a card trick.
Please take any card, Rita.
Let me see.
I feel I'm attracted to this card.
That's a very fine one.
Please show all our pals.
Show them the other side, actually.
I'm very sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I can't tell you how sorry I am.
All right.
Rita's card goes...
Wait.
I forgot the card.
Okay.
Please remember the card.
That is important at the end.
Wait.
What's it called when it's the little...
Puppy feet.
Okay.
Your card goes somewhere near the middle of the pack.
Yes.
I'm going to attempt to find your card while the deck is behind my back.
No peeking, Princess.
All right.
I believe...
Yes, I have it.
Not only did I find your card, but while the deck was behind my back, I managed to reverse
one card.
Wow.
Your card was...
King of Puppy Feet.
There it is.
King of Puppy Feet.
Yes.
Mac, I have to know how you did that, and I have a feeling you are going to tell us right
after this message.
Don't lose your head.
There's more great magic to come with Hans and Cita, plus you'll be mystified by the
magnificent manipulations of Peter Marvey, and it's almost time for Jonathan Pendragon
to attempt vanishing 25 of the world's most beautiful showgirls in front of a live audience.
All this and more on the world's greatest magic.
Thirteen days of Halloween on Fox Family.
Open the door so the boogeyman can watch, too.
When you combine Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Crispy Wafers, the combination is irresistible.
The crispy, you can't resist.
As a highlight of our franchisee meeting, we have the co-founder of Pizza Hut, Mr. Frank
Carney.
Recently, the retired co-founder of Pizza Hut did something surprising.
He bought a Papa John's franchise.
Sorry, guys.
I found a better pizza.
Today he owns over 70 restaurants.
Papa John's.
Better ingredients.
Better pizza.
He's got it.
Try our Papa's Choice.
That's a large pizza with your choice of up to five toppings for just $9.99.
When someone has the time and the ingredients, it's no surprise they cook up a really delicious
dinner.
The surprise is, voila, so can you.
With new chicken, voila, it's all there.
Even the seasoned grilled chicken breast.
One skillet in 10 minutes.
Voila.
You've never cooked a meal this good this fast.
It's new.
It's chicken voila.
In the Bird's Eye section.
Hey, where's Tommy?
Get his console down.
That's okay.
He gets all the Nestle Quickie he wants.
All the Quickie he wants?
Time out.
Dear Tommy, get well soon.
But until you do, share the wealth.
Coming down, guys, heads up.
We'll see you next time on Pizza in the Morning, Pizza in the Evening, Pizza at Supper Time.
And any other time, try Cheese Bites, Dynabytes, and Hot Bites.
Dentee Ice.
Frosty outside, inside a chewing gum made to hold on to the cold.
Dentee Ice, now in Cinnamon 2.
Nothing's colder than ice.
Hey, who's this?
Introducing radio-controlled Elmo and Puppy.
Elmo loves Puppy.
The very first pet your kid can really control with his friend Elmo.
Chase your tail, Puppy.
Uh-oh.
He's good.
Press Elmo's hand or tummy, and Elmo talks to Puppy.
Look at Puppy go.
And Puppy really listens.
Who taught him all that?
Me.
RC Elmo and Puppy from Sesame Street.
I gotta learn some new tricks.
I've just got this burning love for food, but sometimes it just doesn't love me back.
Heartburn surging up to here, what my doctor calls acid reflux.
When I get it, he says, get Gaviscon.
Only regular Gaviscon forms a soothing protective barrier to help keep stomach acid down.
Where it belongs, Mylanta can't, Hepcid A.C. can't, only Gaviscon can.
So my heartburn doesn't come back to burn me.
Gaviscon, it helps keep acid down where it belongs.
Now back to the world's greatest magic, Bree.
Welcome back to the world's greatest magic.
Hi, we're back, and I can sense you missed us.
Okay, Mac, tell us how you did the trick.
The upside down card trick, correct?
Yes.
All right.
Before you show anybody the trick, you turn the bottom card of the deck upside down.
Then you're ready to show them the trick.
You have them pick a card.
An attractive card.
And they show it around.
The state of space.
Right.
While they're showing it, you turn your back, and you turn the deck over.
When you turn back around, everything looks the same.
You take their card, put it somewhere near the center of the deck.
It goes in.
You claim you're going to find the cards with the deck behind your back.
While the cards are behind your back, you turn that top card over.
So it becomes a unit.
Correct.
Then you turn back around.
You go through, all the cards face the same way, except for one card near the center.
Turns out that's their card, the eight of spades.
Ah, that's amazing.
I have three questions.
Okay.
Why is the card upside down?
Why do you have to do things behind your back?
And why are you wearing that?
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
Don't hate me.
I'm kidding.
I'm allowed to kid.
Good job.
Once again, Dutch Phenomenon, Hans Klok and Sita with their latest creation, the seemingly
impossible, beheaded.
Let me ask you a question.
Oh!
Say hello!
Hello!
Hello everybody!
Woo!
Hey!
To be the world champion of anything is the ultimate reward for years of hard work and
dedication.
The man you're about to meet currently holds the title of World Magic Champion in Manipulation.
As you watch him, notice that he is on an empty stage with no props and nothing up his
sleeves.
That's because he has no sleeves.
In Switzerland, the Magnificent Magic of Peter Marvy.
The man you're about to meet currently holds the title of World Magic Champion in Manipulation.
Howdy, I'm Rita Rudner, I'm here with the lovely Matt King and it's time, Rita, for
the Vanishing Cat trick.
Well, I don't like cats, I think they're a waste of fur.
Actually, this is not a furry little beast, it's one of these annoying voice makers.
I don't like that either.
Well, I'm going to make it disappear.
I cover it with the hanky.
Okay.
You can give that a click.
Hold on to that.
Hold on like this?
Yeah, we have a magic wand.
Okay.
Or a straw, as we say.
Okay.
Give it three clicks.
On the third click, let go of it.
One.
Two.
Three.
Let go.
And now I just let go of everything.
Of everything.
Okay.
And the cat has completely disappeared.
I see your puzzle, I'll relieve your puzzlement and your puzzlement will come back from these
messages.
The waiting is over, it's time for the Vanishing Showgirls, where the world's greatest magic
continues.
The 13 days of Halloween on Fox Family, boo.
I wouldn't call Charlie's parents overprotective, but maybe Charlie would.
Like one pad's good, two pads are even better.
Ouch.
His parents just want to make sure he's on the go safely.
Don't forget to buckle up.
So it figures they'd get a Ford Taurus.
Is he having enough pads on?
The only sedan starting under $20,000 to earn a five-star government front crash test rating.
Be careful.
Oh.
I wouldn't say they're overprotective.
Other way.
They're just parents.
Ford Taurus.
Built to last.
I'd like to try a whitening toothpaste, but I need fluoride and tartar protection.
No problem.
Introducing Aquafresh Whitening Plus Tartar Protection.
It's proven to reduce tartar and fight cavities.
Well, how's Aquafresh for whitening?
Sensational.
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Not even Rembrandt whitens better.
Sounds terrific.
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Due to circumstances beyond our control, tonight's game is canceled.
Take your skates off, ain't you?
What's up, Coach?
The game's postponed.
What?
What do you mean?
Some guy came in with a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
Oh, they're good.
It was so hot, the ice melted.
Again?
Oh, for the love of P. Wendy's Spicy Chicken is a whole-breast
fillet seasoned with Dave's own blend of pepper and spices.
It's one hot sandwich.
It's the second time this week, Dave.
Sorry.
Wendy's Spicy Chicken, when you're hot, you're hot.
Ho!
Open up!
What?
You're almost out of orange juice.
Okay, fine.
Don't have a heart attack.
An ironic choice of words.
You know, heart disease is just as big a health risk for women as it is for men.
Yeah?
Yeah.
No, stuff like orange juice is good for your heart, and it contains the antioxidant vitamin
C.
Okay, fine.
I'll get some more.
Just chill out.
Chill out?
Refrigerator humor.
I like that.
Am I right?
100% pure Florida orange juice.
Are you drinking enough?
When you combine Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Crispy Wafers, the combination is irresistible.
Reese's Sticks, the crisp you can't resist.
The World's Greatest Magic III, brought to you in part by Reese's Sticks, continues.
Welcome back to world famous Caesar's Palace, and the World's Greatest Magic.
Howdy, welcome back.
In order to do the Vanishing Clicker trick, you need a clicker, a hanky, and an extra
clicker, which you hide in the tip of your tie.
You probably don't know this, but every tie has a little secret pocket.
You hide an extra clicker down inside that tie.
Men have so many secrets.
That's correct.
Men magicians especially.
Under cover of the hanky, you substitute the clicker for the clicker in your tie.
And so you put the other clicker in your pocket?
When you get the magic wand.
Ah, when the wand comes out, the clicker goes in.
Correct.
Nothing is as it appears.
Correct.
Then they give that a couple of clicks.
Three clicks.
One, two, three.
And then they let go of everything.
Of everything.
Not knowing they're holding your tie.
Correct.
Ah.
The magic wand is gone into place and the clicker is gone.
Polite applause.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
You know, each year we challenge the magic community to devise the closing illusion for
our show.
This year, the world famous husband and wife team, the Pendragons, accepted the challenge.
Tonight, for the first time ever, Jonathan and Charlotte Pendragon will attempt to vanish
25 beautiful showgirls right before your very eyes.
What they haven't told us is how or if they will reappear before their next performance
at the Follage Brugere.
The trick we've all been waiting for, the vanishing showgirls and the Pendragons.
Ladies and gentlemen, we built a platform three feet off the ground.
We put it in the middle of the stage.
We're going to take audience members and place them completely around the platform.
You will see under it, behind it, to the sides and above, but what you won't see is where
they go.
Ladies and gentlemen, the showgirls of the Follage Brugere.
Now, all right, audience members, come on out.
We have our committee here.
Great.
Thank you for volunteering.
I appreciate it.
Just come over here.
Come on.
Keep coming.
Let's create a line here.
Over here.
Keep coming over here.
Thank you.
Come on.
How you doing?
All right.
I'd like the first four of you to stand across this end right here.
Just walk over there and stand right across this end, right here, all right?
You get this side.
The next four of you, come over to the other side.
This end here, this is yours.
Stand right against this side here.
The rest of you, you too, come on, over here, to the back.
Just sneak around the back.
I'll show you where to go.
Come on.
Let's go.
That side doesn't matter.
Keep coming.
Kind of space yourselves out a little bit.
We're going to create a human fence here.
Good.
Yeah, right in here.
This is fine.
Stand there.
Good.
That's good.
Excellent.
All right.
Audience members on stage, please reach out and hold hands with the person next to you,
both sides.
That's right.
Creating a passable barrier.
Perfect.
We're ready.
Here we go.
Curtain.
Listen, girls, wave goodbye.
Say goodbye.
Goodbye.
Whoa.
The showgirls have left the building.
Whoa.
Wait.
Not so fast, John.
Follow me.
Ladies, let me see you.
All right.
Whoo.
You did it.
The world's greatest magic will be right back.
Tonight, we've been treated to some of the world's finest magic, but unfortunately, as
the saying goes, all good things must come to an end, at least until next year.
For the next 12 months, we will be traveling the world searching for magic's best of the
best.
Meanwhile, thank you so much for watching, and we'll see you next year.
Good night, everybody.
13 days of Halloween.
Oh, again with the bats.
Are you ready for Halloween?
Pick up a few tips from the pros on the new Addams Family Scare-A-Thon.
It starts tomorrow at 3, 2 Central on Fox Family Channel.
It's Super Sleuth Sunday.
Your mission should you choose to accept it.
Find the imposter and kill Death to his heart.
Stop a killer in Mary Higgins Clark's Let Me Call You Sweetheart.
Bust a Playboy when Columbo cries woof.
This message will destruct in one second.
Super Sleuth Sunday, starting Sunday night at 6, 5 Central on Fox Family Channel.
Fox Family News now, I'm Todd Conner, John Glenn getting down to business in space.
More in a moment.
You boys back again?
That's the third time this week.
My husband had a mean curve.
More Nestle quick?
Chocolate milk?
Think quick.
How was it?
Just hope you never have to go in there.
Here's the latest on Shuttle Senator John Glenn's day in space.
He says the views of Earth are emotional and he's having a great ride.
No problem with space sickness and he's busy setting up experiments.
Employees and patients at an Indianapolis Planned Parenthood Clinic were stripped and
scrubbed by emergency crews after one of them opened a small powder-filled letter claiming
to contain anthrax.
The FBI is testing to see what that powder really is.
Academy Award winning actor Tommy Lee Jones in a close call.
Jones was thrown from a horse at a polo field and was hospitalized for a possible spinal
injury.
It turns out he was just banged up a little bit.
Fox Family News now is brought to you by Fox News Channel.
Kenny Gwinn's trying to hide his record as school superintendent, but here are the documented
facts.
School board records show Gwinn tripled spending on administration, but cut the portion of
the budget devoted to teaching.
The newspapers reported that Gwinn lowered academic standards and test scores fell below
the national average.
And while schools suffered, Gwinn skirted state law to take a huge pay raise and got
a free car at taxpayers' expense.
The facts don't lie.
Kenny Gwinn's out for himself, not for us.
It's Beanie Mania, the biggest beanie show to hit the West.
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I love beanie!
It's supposed to be a frightfully fun night for kids, but originally Halloween was anything
but child's play.
Find out about this holiday's dark past.
Log on to Halloween, Hallow or Harmful, at CBN.org and get the facts.
On today's 700 Club, what can you do to prevent a diagnosis of breast cancer?
The answer may be as close as the neighborhood grocery store.
Caitlin Tethro explains how some common substances could reduce your risk of developing this
deadly disease.
She was dead, could barely speak, and now she was losing her sight.
Hear about the operation that saved Maria from slipping into a world of darkness.
Plus, discover a time-tested principle that may provide the answer to your financial woes.
All on today's edition of the 700 Club.
Well, welcome everyone to this edition of the 700 Club, I'm Terry Mucin.
And I'm Lisa Ryan.
Pat Robertson has the day off, but coming up on today's program, a special health report
that every woman should see on how to prevent breast cancer, which strikes one out of every
eight women in America.
Just ahead, we'll show how breakthrough nutrition studies are decreasing those odds, plus later
we're going to explore a rewarding financial key that promises more than monetary gain.
But before we move ahead, here's Lee Webb with our top stories.
Lee?
Dale Hurd here, Lisa.
The city of Perth, Australia is leaving the lights on, just like they did back in 1962.
Stadiums, skyscrapers, and thousands of homes will be lit up over Perth to greet astronaut
John Glenn as he passes over Australia.
Discovery's flight path will take them over Western Australia at about noon Eastern Standard
Time today, while it's still dark down under.
Meanwhile, Glenn and the other Discovery astronauts are on track for their first full day in space.
The crew spent most of Thursday stowing gear and readying experiments for the mission.
Glenn's first order of business, a sleep study.
Just before bedtime, he swallowed a capsule measuring his body temperature overnight.
That's one of more than 80 experiments the crew is working on during the nine-day trek.
Today, the crew is deploying a small Navy communication satellite.
Yasser Arafat is cracking down on his Palestinian enemies like never before in reaction to the
latest Palestinian suicide attack on Israelis.
Arafat's had more than 100 Hamas activists arrested, including the entire Hamas leadership.
CBS News correspondent Paul Strand has more.
Israelis are furious over Thursday's terrorist attack in the Gaza Strip.
Some have taken to the streets to protest not only against Palestinians, but the peace
deal the Israeli government has just worked out with the PLO's Yasser Arafat.
The terrorist attack involved an Islamic militant trying to ram his explosives-filled car into
an Israeli school bus, but a jeep full of Israeli soldiers sped in between the terrorist
and bus at the last second.
The resulting explosion killed one of the soldiers and the terrorist.
With protesters demanding now that Israel kill its land for security deal, Prime Minister
Benjamin Netanyahu called PLO's.
Paul loses, Scott Steiner will have to face his brother Rick for 15 minutes.
Introducing team number one, they represent the black and white of NWO Hollywood.
And tonight, they are defending the World Tag Team Championship.
Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, the Papa Pump, Scott Steiner.
His tag team partner stands seven feet, four inches tall, and he weighs 552 pounds.
And let's know who the Black and White is, World Giant.
And the Giant gives them one more chance at defending.
And the World Tag Team belts, they can basically do whatever they want to with them.
So here they go.
Big top of Trump rules all of wrestling.
He shunts people out of the way. He don't have respect for a thing.
To frame that as a great one, he doesn't have any respect for anybody or anything.
Those lovely bodies. And it is magnificent.
Then in mind, to the ring we go!
Ladies and gentlemen, the challengers!
First from Detroit, Michigan, the Don Face Kremlin, Rick Stein!
An ancient mystery could turn a skeptic into a believer and drive a believer insane.
The X-Files season finale, Sunday at 9, 8c on Fox.
Heather Locklear shares her favorite Melrose moment as the countdown to the series finale continues.
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Alright everybody, if this one doesn't get your toe tapping, check your pulse. You may be dead.
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I'll be signing off now because it's my bedtime. I'll catch you on the flip side. Be there.
I like this job.
This is your brain. This is heroin.
This is what happens to your brain after snorting heroin.
This is what your body goes through. It's not over yet.
This is what your family goes through and your friends and money and your job and your self-respect and your future.
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Victoria's Secret introduces Earth Angel.
Earth Angel.
It's only at Victoria's Secret.
Escalade. It's good to be the Cadillac.
Will Smith. Welcome to Earth.
The Network premiere movie event Independence Day, Sunday May 23rd on Fox.
That's what I call a close encounter.
I would say I get more hugs on a Saturday afternoon than most people get in a lifetime.
Welcome to the Home Depot Kids workshop.
Today we're going to be making a beautiful birdhouse. Everything OK?
Come in, we'll come back and see how you do.
Who's the birdhouse father?
And it's great to see the mothers and the fathers getting a kick out of it, both doing it together.
You need to put the bottom on first.
There's one thing to show a young fella how to swing a hammer, but there's another thing to hold a nail while he's swinging it.
We have a list of different items that they get to make.
I need a picture frame and a piggy bank.
Maybe a wagon.
We already built a wagon.
Some of them take it very, very seriously.
These are all stars I made with a screwdriver.
And some of them are very talented.
Esta es la casa del pájaro chiquito.
Anytime you can show any youngster how to do something and do it right, to me that's the best reward you can have, even if you do call me grandpa once in a while.
He was part of the animal group.
To study the mind of a convicted killer.
Are you a murderer?
Oh, yeah.
A psychiatrist.
If you don't talk to me, I can't help you.
Is prepared to risk everything.
Academy Award winner Anthony Hopkins.
Never had control. You only thought you had it.
Academy Award winner Cuba Gooding Jr.
He's leading me into the jungle.
He's leading you?
Instinct.
What are you up to? Therapy?
Rated R. Starts Friday, June 4th.
Baby, do you love me?
Of course I do.
What do you love most about me?
Well, Michelob. I love you more than life itself.
What did you call me?
I called you Teresa.
No, you did not. You just called me Michelob.
I'm out of here.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
While you're up. Could you give me a Michelob?
There's ordinary beer.
Then there's the smooth taste of Michelob.
Beer or Michelob?
The 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse.
Postponed adulthood starting in under 17.5.
Now available with 0.9% APR financing for 48 months.
What a pair that used to do this, suddenly did this.
Introducing Pantene Strengthening Complex to help stop hair from breaking.
Spray it on and leave it in.
It's like an emergency room for your hair.
New Strengthening Complex bonds protein to protein, adding structure and strength.
What if good things could happen to bad hair?
New Pantene Strengthening Complex.
It's more power to you.
New from Pantene.
Fox Tuesday, prepare for deep impact.
It's headed straight for us.
As a giant ball of garbage streaks toward Earth.
Every heavenly body has its own scent.
This is great, as long as you don't make me smell your anus.
Can anyone stop it?
Look at all this filth. Bart Simpson doll.
Futurama, 830, 730 Central, Fox Tuesday.
Surf's up at Old Navy.
Old Navy Board Shorts.
Old Navy Prices.
How low can they go?
Old Navy Board Shorts.
Old Navy Board Shorts for the family 1050 to 1950.
See you at Old Navy.
Saturday at a special sneak preview.
Experience the movie critics are calling the most romantic comedy of the decade.
Among the great romantic comedies of all time.
Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, Notting Hill.
Rated PG-13. Sneak preview Saturday night.
You wouldn't believe what some people use to improve their hair's condition.
When all you really need is a blow dryer and heat-activated thermosilk to make your hair healthier.
Thermosilk. Where there's heat, there's healthy hair.
Imagine TV.
Time to dance.
After three years of development, 300 scientific studies, and with 23 patents filed, comes a breakthrough in dental care.
Introducing the revolutionary Oral-B Cross Action.
Its unique crisscross bristles penetrate to lift out and sweep away more plaque than any other brush.
Clinical tests prove it. Now you can too.
The new cross-action toothbrush from Oral-B.
Ali McBeal will return in a moment on Fox.
Steak. It's as American as big cars in high school football.
Wide open plains and purple mountains majesties.
It's living big and feeling good about it.
Steak. It's about winning it live.
I love steak.
A black Angus filet mignon steak with six garlic pinwheel shrimp.
Just $15.99.
Steak.
Open in Henderson and it's a hair indicator.
Play AMPM's Hotspot game and you could instantly win free food and drinks.
Now what another Gatorade.
I'm going to WrestleMania. Yeah!
Or you could instantly win the grand prize. Tickets to any event you want.
Anywhere in the U.S.
That's any event anywhere in the U.S.
Do you want me to put you in a sleeper hold?
Play AMPM's Hotspot game today. Game ends May 31st.
Demetrius!
What if she loved him but he didn't love her?
Excuse me. Did you use your dog?
What if he loved her but she didn't love him?
What if for one magical night everyone fell in love at first sight?
Art-wise, is there art beautiful?
William Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.
What fools these mortals be?
Rated PG-13. Starts Friday, May 14th only in theaters.
See all the latest news, weather and sports on Fox 5 News at 10 with Daryl Hood.
They said they would kill me.
Or Kelly.
The nightmare is just beginning.
90210 all-new Fox Wednesday.
Nothing could destroy Charlie and Kirsten's future. Nothing except his past.
Except thinking about the three of us and how...