Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.
Excellence in People, Production and Technology.
Save hundreds, even thousands during Desert Chrysler's sale on brand new 89s and closeout on 88s.
A new 89 Plymouth Reliant only $95 a month.
Or closeout on 88 Reliant only $78.95.
New Yorker for 89, only $179 a month.
Or an 88 closeout for $149.95.
A brand new 89 Fifth Avenue, only $201 a month.
Closeout price on the 88 Fifth Avenue, only $129.95.
Save like never before at Desert Chrysler Plymouth, 3115 East Prymont.
Have I got an evening cooked up for us.
With another hour of laughter and cheers.
Where do you hear all this stupid stuff?
Let's just say inquiring minds want to know, huh?
So enter the world of warm camaraderie and sportsmanship.
I'll show you sportsmanship.
Cheers has made comedy history.
Wow, and we were here, huh, Clint?
We're always here.
Cheers, Wignites at 7 and 7.30 on KPBU-TV5.
KPBU-TV5 Henderson, Las Vegas.
The new boy in the neighborhood lives downstairs and is understood.
He's there just to take good care of me, like he's one of the family.
Charles in charge of our days and our nights.
Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights.
And I see I want Charles in charge of me.
Charles in charge of our days and our nights.
Charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights.
And I see I want Charles in charge of me.
At Godden Ford, we're celebrating 66 years in business.
And Ford has just named us Las Vegas number one dealer, again.
Our gift to you is no payments until 1990 on any new Ford car or truck.
Like this 89 Festiva for $55.95.
Or an 89 Ranger pickup for just $73.88.
No payments for one full year.
That's our way of saying thanks, Las Vegas, from Godden Ford, 2121 East Sahara.
Godden's service department is now open until 1.30 a.m. weekdays.
There's really no need to tell you how easy it is to open new Snap Top Tide
compared to other detergents, or how easy it is to pour or to close.
But what we did want to tell you is it won't spill, like the others will.
On December 6th, my brother's family had a fire.
And the firemen trampled on some clothing that had fallen on the floor.
The next day, much of what we found was a soggy black mess.
I didn't even think Tide could get it clean.
But I had to try.
To my disbelief, it came out clean.
I saved everything. I was able to salvage three big bags of clothing.
Tide worked wonders on what I thought was impossible.
Thanks. Doors pickered.
No detergent can clean all clothes dirtied in a fire.
But Tide can clean lots of things you think are impossible.
If it's gotta be clean, it's gotta be Tide.
When you're a major star, you do things in a big way.
Big cars, big house.
Big ego.
So when I want a movie, I want a big selection.
No, no, no. I mean really big. Like a major video.
Here's big news for kids.
Nintendo. Loaded with surprises.
Nintendo. Packed with punch.
Nintendo.
Now rent a wide variety of Nintendo games at Major Video, the super video store.
Before your tires show on even wear, let Midas check your alignment.
You see, we're serious about safety.
Nobody beats Midas. Nobody.
The world of Emerald Bay.
Lush landscape, large swimming pool, fully equipped exercise room and beautiful clubhouse.
Modern, convenient and spacious one and two bedroom apartment from just $4.65 a month.
Emerald Bay 4701 East Sahara.
Valleys is...
From superstars to the legendary comedy and music club Catch a Rising Star to Don Arden's state spectacular Jubilee.
Valleys is where hot Las Vegas entertainment happens every night.
And now appearing in the celebrity room is Dean Martin and the Gold Diggers.
Call Valleys for reservations and showtime.
Valleys is Las Vegas.
He who hesitates is lost.
The end is near.
Chevrolet Motor Division has notified Fletcher Jones Chevrolet GEO that special Chevrolet factory rebates and 4.9% financing are ending.
You must act now.
Right now Fletcher Jones Chevrolet can save you up to $3,000 in financing with 4.9%.
And with special rebates and Fletcher Jones incentives, you can save up to $3,500 more.
But you must act fast as these special rebates and 4.9% financing are ending today.
Fletcher Jones Chevrolet, you cater at all times.
Why does Newhart surround himself with weirdos?
Does this answer your question?
Perhaps when he's compared to strange characters, he looks a little more normal.
Wow, that's profound.
Up for lunch?
So catch the cast of Crazies at the Stratford Inn.
That sounds like fun.
Join Newhart and his friends.
It's a sickness, get help.
Newhart, weeknights at 6.30 on KVBU-TV5.
As our newspaper ad says, oops, we're overstocked.
With too many new Chrysler's and Flemish, we have 145 brand new automobiles featuring 8 different models.
For a very limited time, you may purchase any of these vehicles for exactly what we paid.
Ask to see the invoice, your price is exact dealer invoice.
Don't miss this sale, it won't last much longer.
145 new cars sold at dealer invoice.
We're Las Vegas, Chrysler, Plymouth, we're on Decatur, we want only to be the best.
Ma'am, so what do you think of Wendy's new chicken parmesan sandwich?
Authentic, la mia ricetta.
Mama says it tastes like hers, too much like hers.
Chi ha rubato la mia ricetta?
No mama, nobody stole your recipe.
No, la mia sorella Antonetta.
I wasn't your sister, Antonetta.
Ma'am, please.
Wendy's new chicken parmesan sandwich.
A whole chicken breast fillet, real mozzarella and a rich tomato sauce.
It's at Wendy's now, but only for a limited time.
She didn't sell your recipe to nobody, mama.
Wendy's new chicken parmesan sandwich.
In an emergency, you need to get help fast.
And you need a hospital that can handle it all.
At Desert Springs Hospital, you'll find qualified personnel, well equipped facilities, and most important, fast emergency care.
Whatever the emergency.
In our emergency room, highly trained caring professionals work with the finest emergency equipment to bring you the fast emergency care you deserve.
Desert Springs Hospital.
First class emergency care when you need it best.
Nice suit.
You sail with bullocks, right?
No, no sail.
So you are.
No sail.
Must have cost a bundle.
Not really.
CNR's everyday prices are usually lower than department store sale prices.
And CNR never charges for normal alterations, not even un-sail items.
Unlike bullocks.
CNR. Because you deserve more.
Nice suit.
CNR.
Get up close and personal with Ike Turner, Wade Bosz's ex-roadwife Margot Adams, and Rodney Crowell on the next Arsenio Hall Show.
Monday evening at 11 on TV5.
Hi, I'm Jan Laverty-Jones, and Jonesy and I are here to tell you about Fletcher Jones Toyota's total discount Toyota Week.
During which time you can buy this brand new Toyota 4Runner for as low as $12,995, or this terrific Toyota 4x4 for as low as $9,995.
But that's not all.
During this week, we're offering our customers 100% financing.
That means you can buy a brand new Toyota with no money down.
So come to Fletcher Jones Toyota during total discount Toyota Week.
And remember, nobody's cheaper than Fletcher Jones.
At Club Med, you can challenge yourself any way you'd like.
But there is one challenge you should take before you go.
The Diet Pepsi Challenge.
Not only will you see why more people prefer the taste of Diet Pepsi to Diet Coke,
you'll also see how you could win a free trip to Club Med from Diet Pepsi.
And challenge yourself any way you'd like.
Enter at your Challenge Ooth or Diet Pepsi display.
If you pay someone to take care of your child while you work, you may qualify for the Dependent Care Tax Credit.
A public service of the Nevada Society of CPAs and this station.
It's happening in Henderson.
It's called Growing Toward Tomorrow.
And it's happening in the city that's shining with pride in Henderson.
Recently your Southern Nevada Chevrolet dealers had some great news from Chevrolet.
4.9% financing and $1,000 rebates.
4.9% financing means saving up to $3,000 on financing alone on a new Chevy car or truck.
But time doesn't wait for anyone and Chevrolet 4.9% is ready to go.
Anyone and Chevrolet 4.9% financing and $1,000 rebates ends Monday.
That means you're running out of time.
4.9% financing ends today.
See your local Chevrolet dealer now.
This is Sizzler's All-You-Can-Eat Salad Bar.
This is the Build Your Own Toast-Tada Bar we added to Sizzler's Salad Bar.
And this is the Hot Pasta Bar we added to the Build Your Own Toast-Tada Bar that we added to Sizzler's Salad Bar.
Now what more could we possibly do to improve a feast like this?
Add dinner.
Presenting Sizzler's new Giant Fried Shrimp and Salad Bar Dinner.
Big, crunchy fried shrimp that come with all of the above for the price below.
Sizzler. A fresh experience.
Education Dynamics Institute has news that can change your future.
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The amount of age that loops him for a smart box.
And so far, what's Franklin lost?
Right around that.
I can get. Work. Move. Now.