Next, the Muppets, the Sesame Street Gang and the Fraggles team up for celebration and songs.
A Muppet Family Christmas.
Next, on Odyssey.
Monday on Quiet Triumphs.
Country music's Ricky Skaggs shows off his most prized possession.
For 43 years, this instrument has been in a gun case the same amount of years that I
am old.
Quiet Triumphs.
Monday at 8 on Odyssey.
Hi, I'm Lindsay Bryan with a special preview of what's coming up on Odyssey.
This month we're celebrating the season with an incredible lineup of holiday programming
you won't want to miss.
We're decking the halls with special episodes of your favorite series.
Beauty and the Beast, Doogie Heizer MD, The Young Riders and Elf.
And the important thing is we're all together.
Plus an exciting collection of holiday specials like the Muppet Family Christmas and the Kenny
Rogers Christmas special.
Merry Christmas!
Are movies on your shopping list?
We've got those too with these holiday treats.
Happy Christmas, Miss King, The Fourth Wise Man.
Be choice, my brothers, the prophecy's fulfilled.
And the ghosts of Dickens Past.
And beginning Friday, December 24th, we'll unwrap the biggest present of all.
A two day celebration including Christmas Eve Midnight Mass, live from New York.
I'm Lindsay Bryan wishing you happy holidays from Odyssey.
Television for today's family.
Happy Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas from ABC.
I hope for today's family.
I hope.
May your holidays be filled with peace, joy, love, friends and family and the occasional
pig.
Happy holidays from all of us here at Odyssey.
The following is a special presentation from Odyssey.
Prime Family Time will return in a moment.
American's favorite snow camp country singer shares the spirit of the season, as seen through
the eyes of children.
With special appearances by Tricia Yearwood and Boys to Men.
Kenny Rogers, keep Christmas with you.
Tonight at 8 on Odyssey.
Brought to you by Barney.
May your holidays be filled with purple.
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Weeknights, we pull back the curtain for the scandalously lured and totally uncensored True Mom Taste.
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from celebrity admirers,
I thought you were more professional than that.
What kind of an idiot are you?
And from the ultimate insider host, Brian Henson,
you will learn the truth.
It's an eye-opening look at some truly embarrassing moments that never felt so good.
The Muppet Show.
Weeknights at 6 p.m. only on Odyssey Television for today's family.
You're just too good to be true
Now there's loads of Hallmark Christmas cards for just 99 cents.
Can't take my eyes off you
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To everyone around him,
It is a household appliance.
Andrew is just a machine.
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One wishes to have more expression.
He'll show the world what he's really made of.
I am trying to make something of myself.
I am trying to fulfill my destiny.
How's it going?
Robin Williams.
Andrew?
Yes.
He's had an upgrade.
Bicentennial Man.
Kiss me.
No.
No?
No.
A Chris Columbus film.
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Cindy Cameron here with tool expert Mike Elliott talking about the Snake Driver.
Mike, tell us about this amazing tool.
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Non-stop laughter never felt so good on Odyssey.
It can run amok.
One is not qualified to run amoks.
This holiday season, Robin Williams will discover what it means to be human.
Do you have any friends?
Only Wolfie. That is the extent of his skills.
Bicentennial Man, rated PG. Now playing.
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America's favorite snow-capped country singer shares the spirit of the season as seen through the eyes of children with special appearances by Tricia Yearwood and Boys to Men.
Kenny Rogers, keep Christmas with you. Coming up next on Odyssey.
You know, we've been friends our whole lives.
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Next, join guest stars Boyz II Men and Trisha Yearwood.
In this holiday special, Kenny Rogers, keep Christmas with you.
Next on Odyssey.
Brought to you by Barney. May your holidays be filled with purple.
Mom says you have to play with me.
I know.
How about Barney's Christmas video? When I was a kid, I used to watch this every Christmas.
I wanna watch Barney's new Christmas video.
Now you have your own Barney Christmas video. Just like I did.
It's on DVD, too.
If the men in your life love sports like he does, I have to show you the absolute best holiday gift you could give this year.
Tired of holiday shopping?
Why would you wear cleats to a store?
The Simpsons have a better way to pick up a few last minute gifts.
Create a diversion.
This and other holiday ideas on a new Simpsons at 8-7 Central, Fox Sunday.
Now, Eddie Murphy stars in an all-new PJ's Holiday Special Event on Fox.
You guys got it made, Randy. You have no idea how it was back in the Genesis days.
We couldn't think, couldn't adjust. Look what you got! My receivers couldn't do that, and our defense shouldn't.
You'll never get beat by the same whack play over and over.
You better appreciate what you got, Junior. Hey, let me go!
I think old Jimbo got hold of a bad taco.
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When I found TK on Sega Dreamcast, it's thinking.
Deep in the soul of every man rides a legend, and at any given moment, he can set it free.
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Ali, an American hero, January 15th on Fox.
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College, it's a big financial commitment. Scott, you have a loved one in college.
You bet. I'm really proud of her. Just got her grades.
And do you send her money?
Oh yeah, with books, tuition, it never stops.
And you use Western Union?
Of course. If I didn't, she'd put me over her knee.
Let's meet this feisty coed, Scott's mom.
Come on.
Son, I'll be coming home this weekend.
She misses me.
Son, I'm just dropping off my laundry.
Hey, it's your money. Use Western Union, the fastest way to send money worldwide.
How did the Simpsons do their shopping?
Night.
Create a diversion.
Night.
A new Simpsons Christmas at 8, 7 Central, Fox Sunday.
Good evening, I'm Angelica Arquillo tonight on Fox 5 News at 10.
Changes coming to the valley that could save us from deadly floods.
And the latest on efforts to protect us from disasters tied to the Y2K bug.
Details in tonight's Focus Report at 10.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
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This season, there's something for everyone at Walker.
Here are a few more truths to live by.
Strength of will cannot be bought, but it can be built.
Not everything in life will work out, but never let that stop you.
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It's Fox 5 Television.
Take a look at what people had to say this week.
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy New Year.
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Star Trek, the next generation tonight and every weeknight after.
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Enter a desperate world.
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Thousands of our homeless are under the age of five.
Is there room in your heart for them?
You wonder why your ass is so big.
It's not nice to ridicule Mother Nature.
Every cloud in that big blue sky was a face laughing at me.
Controlling the weather.
Where she wanders, showers follow.
Happy Valentine's Day.
And this weather girl.
It rained rose petals for nearly an hour.
What's a story affair with Mulder?
Kelly!
Next X-Files.
Tonight at 6 after Stargate SG-1.
Star Trek The Next Generation, weeknight following Fox 5 News at 10.
On Fox 5 News weekdays, Gwen Castaldi joins her team for periodic news stories and special reports, bringing you what you expect.
Solid, balanced reporting from a journalist who knows Southern Nevada.
Watch for her only on Fox 5 News.
Daybreak.
Before noon, News at 10.
Your time, your news.
Thanks.
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It's the end of the world as you know it.
The lines between good and evil are erased.
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time is running out.
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Coming in January, do Fox 5.
Hello, I'm Angelica Ertijo, looking for legal help but don't know where to go.
Well, we'll give you a few suggestions on how to find that perfect lawyer tomorrow on Fox 5 News at 10.
On the next Stargate SG-1, what the hell just happened to us?
What if you were forced to relive the worst moment of your life over and over again?
I'm either dreaming or hallucinating.
Richard Dean Anderson and the SG-1 team are caught in a gaze-ist surreal
where the line between reality and nightmare ceases to exist.
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Whoa!
You think we're really out this time?
On the next Stargate SG-1.
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Warning. Warning. A Y2K overvote has hit Nevada.
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Weekdays, Bucks 5 News is the first to bring you all the latest before noon news.
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Bucks 5 News before noon with Darrell Hood.
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We just had this huge fight, all right? Don't I have to wait a while?
Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat. Pick up the boat!
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Later, Gator.
This Christmas.
Why do you think my father put me in charge?
Be a man.
You got old.
Be a man.
I'm gonna call your mama.
You'll call my mama?
Be a man.
If you're gonna act like a loser, raise your hand.
What are you doing, Jack?
I don't want you to be the only person with his hand raised, Pope.
Any given Sunday, an Oliver Stone movie.
Rated R.
Starts Wednesday, December 22nd.
You want everything to be perfect.
And it all goes by so fast.
Before I knew it, it was two in the morning.
The one thing I didn't obsess about was my skin.
I always used this body wash from Dove.
Like 200 hugs later, my skin was still so soft.
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I just wish my feet could have lasted as long.
The X-Files will be right back.
What better gift than ten lords a leapin'?
Of course, you might want to find something that's a little easier to hide behind the couch.
This week at Walgreens, save five dollars on this 25-channel cordless telephone.
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Get a $10 mail-in rebate on any of these Tozai CD players.
And on this five-inch portable black-and-white TV with AM, FM radio at Walgreens, where the holidays begin.
Then the trucks came over the hill, each one covered in...
What?
Holidays are comin', Holidays are comin', always go to comin'
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Frogs do not have the Active Response System.
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It's the most astounding season ever.
Don't be left in the dark side factor.
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I'm Angelica Arquijo.
The holiday season is stressful enough, but imagine having a newborn baby to care for as well.
We'll show you a program that's helping such parents cope.
Plus a live look at Grateful Glide.
Meet some local ice skaters.
That's Monday on Fox 5 News Daybreak at 5.30.
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Today on IHOP, reveal what the four IHOP syrups really think.
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Hello, I'm Angelica Erquijo.
Divorce, bankruptcy and personal injury lawyers are all over the valley.
But how do you find the best one for you?
We'll show you where to look at tomorrow on Fox 5 News at 10.
Tonight on Fox Sunday, the world's funniest, followed by all new holiday episodes of King of the Hill, The Simpsons and Futurama.
Then a classic episode of The X-Files.
It all begins right now on Fox.
McDonald's is celebrating Disney and Pixar's Toy Story 2 with your favorite toys as candy dispensers.
Collect all six. They do tricks.
Hmm, get the car.
Which way, Rex?
Right? I mean left.
Look out!
Ah! We're doomed!
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Where can you stuff your stockings with Toy Story 2 candy dispensers?
Did somebody say McDonald's?
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I love Monday on Fox.
I only know one place to go to find the kind of soul that makes me feel just right.
I love Monday.
It's a night of all new episodes.
First, count down to the millennium on Time of Your Life.
Then, is Ali McBeal ready for a baby?
I love Monday on Fox.
What do you have, folks?
Large pepperoni pizza.
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Thank you.
Hey, we both know I wanted a Pepsi Cola.
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Michael Keaton's getting duplicated.
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Well, why do I feed it?
I thought you were already in the meeting.
Did you see me in the meeting?
Multiplicity at 8, 7 Central, Fox Thursday.
Hello, I'm Angelica Ertijo.
Divorce, bankruptcy and personal injury lawyers are all over the valley,
but how do you find the best one for you?
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Santa, what are you doing here?
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For me?
Yeah.
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DVDs.
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You go, girl.
I can't pull that off, can I?
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Friends all week long.
Weeknights on Fox 5.
I'm Christine Mahoney.
Taking care of a newborn baby is pretty stressful,
but there are programs to help new parents cope.
We'll show you one of them Monday on Daybreak.
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A woman goes swirly.
A puppy feels a little flushed.
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Crap!
Don't you know that this stuff is filled with backwards messages?
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Worship Crash.
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Party at Crash's office.
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In the event that the year 2000 brings the end of the world,
King of the Hill would just like to say thanks for watching
and don't miss the new Hillenium episode next on Fox.
How do the Simpsons do their shopping?
Night!
Create a diversion!
Night!
A new Simpsons Christmas at 8, 7 Central tonight on Fox.
Stuff yourself with more Bart than you can stand with the Simpsons all week long.
Weeknight at 6 and 7 here on Fox 5.
Or...
Enter a desperate world.
All I can think about is how hard he's twisting my nipple.
Where life is cheap.
Survival is a luxury.
There's meningitis, there are car accidents.
And the most terrifying adventure of all...
Is surviving your family.
Drink your milk.
It's lumpy.
Then chew it.
From the network that brought you The Simpsons...
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I've been really trying, baby.
Trying to hold back this feeling for so long.
And if you feel like I feel, baby...
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And all was not well.
What happened here?
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Hey, Jen, we're counting on you.
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That got me ready to do battle on Monday.
Hey, not too shabby.
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Just past the rectory and up some cold gray stairs is the best place on Earth to buy electronics, videos, books, even your favorite country music.
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How did the Simpsons do their shopping?
No.
Create a diversion.
No.
A new Simpsons Christmas coming up next on Fox.
Santa Claus is gunning you.
All new Futurama, Fox Sunday.
No. No special plans. We'll probably just stay home.
Now McDonald's brings you 49-cent cheeseburgers after 4 p.m. on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Mom, you busy?
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Everything okay?
Everything's perfect.
Star Trek The Next Generation weeknight following Fox 5 News at 10.
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Over time I've been building my castle of love Just for two Though you never knew you were my reason
I've gone much too far for you not to say That I've got to throw my castle away
And though you don't believe that they do They do come true
For it's in my dreams Come true when I look at you It may be true if no one believes You too might be your but you're
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Who can solve this? Mr. Montez.
Last Saturday on the Army Reserve I linked up 40 tanks, 60 Humvees and 7,000 troops. On Monday class was no sweat.
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I love Monday on Fox. I only know one place to go to find the kind of show that makes me feel good. I love Monday.
Cause every week they give me more of what I'm looking for to satisfy my mind. I love Monday.
Count down to the Millennium on Time of Your Life. Then is Ally McFeel ready for a baby?
It's a night of all new episodes tomorrow on Fox. I love Monday on Fox.
I'm Angelica Arquijo. The holiday season is stressful enough but imagine having a newborn baby to care for as well.
We'll show you a program that's helping such parents cope. Plus a live look at graceful glides.
Meet some local ice skaters. That's Monday on Fox 5 News Daybreak 530.
It's Fox 5 Television. Take a look at what people had to say this week.
Merry Christmas Mommy and Daddy.
Hi, we hope everybody has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
I think the television thing is really cool.
All I really want is the misfits for Christmas.
Hey, if you've got something on your mind come on down to these Fox 5 Television locations for your chance to be on Fox 5.
On Fox 5 News, weeknights, we'll surf the web and look for new and interesting sites that are giving out valuable information that you could use in your daily life.
Watch for our latest internet updates during On the Net on Fox 5 News at 10.
Now, Gary Coleman guest stars in an all-new Christmas Simpson.
All-new Christmas Simpsons on Fox.
Bye.
You ever gonna get that present to Sue?
Yeah, Sue's got it.
You ever gonna get that present to Sue?
You gonna pose for me now?
The new Kodak Advantage camera. So sleek, so small.
What are you doing here?
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This is a great camera. Did you know that I wanted one of these for my birthday?
The toughest part is giving it away.
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Enter a desperate world.
All I can think about is how hard he's twisting my nipple.
Where the most terrifying adventure is surviving your family.
Drink your milk.
It's lumpy.
Then chew it.
Introducing a comedy that proves there's no such thing as a normal family.
Malcolm in the Middle, January 9th on Fox.
Stop playing with yourself.
It's fun to smother french fries in Heinz tomato ketchup until they can't breathe anymore.
Heinz tomato ketchup. It will smother french fries until they can't breathe.
Are you sick and tired of losing? If you're not, raise your hand. If you're going to act like a loser, raise your hand.
What are you doing, Jay?
I don't want you to be the only person with his hand raised, Colt.
Any given Sunday at Oliver Stone Field. Rated R. Starts Wednesday, December 22nd.
Family Guy is back with an all new Millennium Special.
This is how I wanted to enter the new Millennium. Just like a gay Neil Armstrong.
This may be the last event you'll ever see.
Game over, man. Game over.
So ring in the apocalypse with style.
Oh, geez. Well, one of us is going to have to change.
The all new Family Guy Special after The Simpsons next Sunday on Fox.
On Fox 5 News Mondays. For missing kids, time is of the essence.
And now you could make a difference just by keeping an eye out for our missing children's profiles.
Help us find these kids and return them home safely.
Watch our Nevada Child Seekers reports on Fox 5 News at 10.
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A TV personality. A family man.
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I love Monday on Fox.
I only know one place to go to find the kind of show that makes me feel just right.
I love Monday.
It's a night of all new episodes.
First, countdown to the millennium on Time of Your Life.
Then, is Ali McBeal ready for a baby?
I love Monday on Fox.
What should we get the guys this year?
Who are you?
I'm the ghost of Old Navy Performance Police.
Music
They really wanted Performance Police logo pullovers.
Can you help them?
No, but Old Navy can.
Hurry in for our item of the week. Performance Police logo pullovers.
How'd you guess?
We had a little help.
Who you calling little?
What do you want this year, son?
I want a bicycle.
A bicycle? A bike?
Well, would you prefer something like cool boarders?
I want a bicycle.
You want jet moto. That's what you want.
I want a bicycle.
A siphon filter?
What about twisted metal? You'd like that, wouldn't you?
I want a bicycle.
Look, you can't do it for Santa. Take it.
I hate mall Santas.
Ready to notch me.
I am an American soldier. I am a member of the United States Army.
You are my brother.
You are my sister.
You are brave.
I'm full of courage.
You're my son.
You are my daughter.
You're a peacekeeper.
I am proud of my country and its flag.
You stand tall.
You make me proud.
You keep your promises.
You keep me safe.
You're my hero.
You keep freedom alive.
For I am an American soldier.
Owls.
So you think Santa will like these red and green M&M's?
I don't know. I never met the guy.
He does exist.
They do exist.
Uh, Santa?
He knows that you've been naughty. He knows that you've been nice.
Now it's payback.
I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds.
And you thought your holiday was stressful.
All new Holiday Futurama coming up next on Fox.
Hello, I'm Angelica Urquijo looking for legal help but don't know where to go.
Well, we'll give you a few suggestions on how to find that perfect lawyer tomorrow on Fox 5 News at 10.
This you'll tell with ghosts and screams who give you such a fright.
You've got to see this X-Files on Fox tonight at 9.
He knows that you've been naughty. He knows that you've been nice.
Now it's payback.
I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds.
And you thought your holiday was stressful.
All new Holiday Futurama coming up next on Fox.
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Dr. Evil, we've cloned you. He's exactly like you in every way.
Only he's one eighth your size.
He's small.
Is he giving off too much of a creepy Oompa Loompa vibe?
He's mighty.
So more! Boom!
He's tasty.
Get in my belly!
And his name?
I shall call him Mini Me.
Austin Powers, the spy who shagged me.
No, we don't gnaw on our kitty.
No.
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It was the holidays in Cellular Town.
And all was not well.
What happened here?
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This January, Fox presents a family comedy.
Drink your milk.
Slumpy.
Then chew it.
For the new millennium.
Anyone love the last olive?
Those aren't olives. Those are peaches.
Malcolm in the Middle premiering January 9th on Fox.
You can't do it in life.
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He broke the rules.
He challenged authority.
Did we hit a little speed bump?
He wrestled women.
This Christmas, Jim Carrey is saved.
Man on the moon.
Thank you very much.
Brings it on. Starts Wednesday.
Coming up, NFL Game Day 2000 action including Pittsburgh's overtime win at Tennessee and Randall going off on Tampa Bay.
Turning to NBA Shootout 2000 news, Matt has an exclusive interview with Phoenix Sun superstar Jason Kidd after his triple double.
Jason, Jason, now you dished the rock like butter tonight.
Do you feel your peeps gave props to your mad skills?
Don't use that one.
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Good guys.
It doesn't get any good.
It's the end of the world as you know it.
They can erase your memory, destroy your past and steal your soul.
Let the future begin.
Total Recall 2070.
Premiering in January on Fox 5.
I'm Angelica.
Kehoe, the holiday season is stressful enough, but imagine having a newborn baby to care for as well.
We'll show you a program that's helping such parents cope.
Plus a live look at graceful glides.
Meet some local ice skaters.
That's Monday on Fox 5 News Daybreak 530.
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I'm getting work done to the boys, Taka.
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Where'd he learn that?
NBA 2K on Sega Dreamcast.
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An Oliver Stone film.
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You've got your mind to have.
No regrets.
Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through.
I'll be back, back when you least expect it.
Next X-mas.
Ho, ho, ho.
This February, catch all new episodes of Futurama.
Is there room in there for two?
You wish.
At a new time, 7, 6 Central, Fox Sunday.
Now, Lily Tomlin and Ed Asner guest star on The X-Files on Fox.
Feel the sun.
Feel the fog.
Feel the wind.
Feel the rush.
The BMW Z3 Roost.
It satisfies more than your need for motion.
It satisfies your need for emotion.
Imagination.
It's two parts vision and two parts knowledge.
With it comes a revolutionary method of treating breast cancer,
experimental procedures for those with heart disease,
and high-tech gadgets to change the world of medicine.
Imagination.
It happens at major hospitals like Johns Hopkins,
and here, Sunrise Hospital and Medical Center.
We're doing amazing things.
The X-Files is brought to you by New Line Cinema Magnolia
and director of Boogie Nights, rated R.
Rolling Stone calls Magnolia a near miracle.
You are here for me to enlighten you.
Startling, innovative, hugely funny, and powerfully courageously moving.
Newsweek says it towers over most Hollywood films this year.
And the National Board of Review calls it one of the three best films of the year
with the best ensemble cast.
Director and director of Boogie Nights, Magnolia, rated R.
Now playing in New York and L.A.
Starts January 7th everywhere.
Social anxiety disorder is an intense, persistent fear and avoidance
of social situations.
Over 10 million suffer.
Do you?
Does an unreasonable fear of embarrassment
cause you to avoid most social interaction?
Is your anxiety around people so intense it can feel like a panic attack?
Has this overwhelming anxiety significantly impaired your work or social life?
Paxil, the only medication proven effective for social anxiety disorder,
offers new hope.
Paxil can help you overcome your anxiety
so that in time, with your doctor's help, you may move toward recovery.
Paxil is not for everyone.
Tell your doctor what medicines you're taking.
People taking MAO inhibitors shouldn't take Paxil.
Side effects may include decreased appetite, dry mouth, sweating, nausea, constipation,
sexual side effects in men and women, yawn, tremor, or sleepiness.
Will you ask your doctor for more information about Paxil?
Do it today. Your life is waiting.
George, the Sprint Store at Radio Shack was a great idea for holiday shopping.
Only at Radio Shack, when you give any Sprint PCS phone, you'll get gifts too.
$30 back by mail and a free Astro Millennium Countdown Clock Ornament.
The Sprint Store at Radio Shack.
We all know how much help buddies can be.
Looking good. You alright on that?
So get the WorkMate with a powerful clamp that can go anywhere and hold anything.
Oh.
The WorkMate.
Breeze feels good, doesn't it?
Built by Black and Decker.
Enter a desperate world.
All I can think about is how hard it is to twist my nipple.
Where life is cheap.
Survival is a luxury.
There's meningitis. There are car accidents.
And the most terrifying adventure of all.
No!
Is surviving your family.
Drink your milk.
It's slumpy.
And chew it.
From the network that brought you The Simpsons.
Dude.
Comes a comedy that proves there's no such thing as a normal family.
Malcolm in the Middle. Coming January 9th to Fox.
Stop playing with yourself.
I can't believe I can get this close with an electric shaver.
This is smooth.
Shave with the power of three.
The Remington Microscreen 3.
So fast.
It gives you three things no other shaver can.
The most powerful motor of all leading brands.
150 precision cutting edges.
And three flexing microscreens.
Guaranteed to get you incredibly close.
Incredibly fast.
The power of three.
Only with the Remington Microscreen 3.
Shave incredibly close or your money back.
Every generation has a star.
Whose talent defies description.
Whose style is ahead of its time.
Whose influence can still be felt.
Even after he's gone.
On December 22nd, experience the movie that Rolling Stone, Newsweek, Entertainment Weekly, and Roger Ebert are all raving about.
It's the best movie of the year.
Man on the Moon. Rated R.
Scarts Wednesday at theaters everywhere.
Shhh. He's about to bowl the perfect game.
Yeah. Lowest score possible.
Yeah.
That's like 1-800-CALL-ATT for collect calls.
You get the lowest rate possible every minute everywhere with 1-800-C-A-L-L-ATT.
Sweetie.
I did it.
For their lowest rate every minute everywhere dial 1-800-CALL-ATT.
Ice, ice, baby.
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