If you can gesture, you can gesture.
Gestures, the split-second charades game.
Your teammates try to guess your gestures before the one-word clues disappear.
Each player has to act out four one-word clues before they're swallowed up by the timer.
If you can gesture, you can gesture.
Gestures, the split-second charades game from Milton Bradley.
My sister's a real good athlete.
That day, she just seemed off.
We got her to an FHP hospital.
It was spinal meningitis.
I do remember going into intensive care, but that's it.
We just waited and prayed.
Our doctors never let us lose hope.
FHP kept my sister alive.
Now I'm in rehab.
I'm almost all the way back.
FHP, your health partner for life.
I'm never leaving you, big guy.
Audiences are making the Joy Luck Club the most talked-about movie of the year, and critics
hail it as a cause for celebration.
It's an irresistible, glorious, superb achievement that's enthralling and extraordinary in every
way.
Don't miss the movie event that critics everywhere give four stars, a 10-plus, and two thumbs
up, way up.
You make me happy.
The Joy Luck Club, rated R, and now playing in a theater near you.
I'm gonna miss this meeting because this dealership is not gonna give me a loaner car.
After what I paid for this car, I don't believe this.
Our friendly courtesy shuttle is now leaving.
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I'm here to play football for the Irish.
Critics are raving about Rudy, an unforgettable real-life Rocky, one of the best movies of
the year.
Rudy is filled with the pure energy of the human spirit, a moving, emotional experience.
When people say dreams don't come true...
I've been ready for this my whole life.
Tell them about Rudy.
Rated BG.
Now playing in Select City starts Friday everywhere.
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It's a silver time.
It's a silver place.
It's a silver setting at a silver pace.
Waiting for our very best friends.
So silver bullets go.
They never miss one.
In a silver time.
Good light.
In a silver place.
So write me a now.
Silver memory.
This is the leading salsa.
This is new La Victoria Thick and Junkie.
What's the difference?
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There's other salsa.
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Sunday at 7, 6 Central.
For outrageous comedy, turn on Townsend Television with special musical guest, Taylor Day.
Check it out.
Then Martin's getting all his friends in shape.
This is me and you, brother.
Even if it kills them.
He is out of control.
Twins.
On an all-new Martin.
And it's Sinclair's new job for the birds.
I'm working at the turkey burger hut.
Hey, has anyone asked you why you crossed the road today?
Living Single.
Catch Fox's Sunday night comedy party starting at 7, 6 Central.
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Life without MTV?
Life without cable?
No.
Thank you.
In the classic tradition of Disney entertainment comes a gold medal winner for the whole family.
Cool running.
Oh, my God!
It's the story of four unlikely athletes
It's a Bob Selling to the real man.
who believed in themselves.
Respect!
and did the impossible.
Yes!
Where did these guys come from?
Jamaica!
Don't miss the movie critics are calling the year's best family film.
I am feeling very Olympic today.
Cool running.
It's rated PG.
Now playing at a theater near you.
Check newspaper for showtimes.
Star Trek Deep Space Nine tonight at 10.
And tomorrow afternoon at 1, the Fox 5 movie special, Nifty the Enforcer.
Starring Trini Alvarado and Michael Moriarty.
On location, it's cops next.
Catch an hour of comedy so funny, it's scary.
First, it's a fun Halloween.
Next to Christmas, Thanksgiving, Monday through Sunday, Halloween's gotta be the worst day of the year.
Featuring the village people.
They handcuff the policemen and they glue gun the construction worker to the Indians.
And the Grim Reaper.
Don't hate me!
Hate somebody who deserves it like Michael Bolton.
An all new Mary.
Then it's the ultimate Halloween nightmare.
Al Mitchell's babysitting.
That's a very busy street.
You don't want to end up like Ben Varine.
An all new Daddy Dearest after Mary Sunday.
The following is a public notice.
Fletcher Jones dealerships inventory sellout.
Today through Saturday, the Fletcher Jones dealerships on both sides of town are selling out the entire 1993 and 94 car and truck inventories to earn additional 1994 factory allocations.
Not just a few models, but the entire inventories from the Fletcher Jones Superstore and Fletcher Jones Toyota.
At two convenient locations.
No price leaders, no gimmicks.
Prices will be clearly posted on the windows.
Prices will be so low they would disrupt business conditions of competitors.
Sale positively ends Saturday night at 10 p.m.
Right now, get Arby's Big Beef and Cheddar for just $1.89.
That's a beef and cheddar, just $1.89 for a limited time at Arby's, where different is good.
Buy your suit at CNR and thanks to our Express tailoring, it'll be ready in one day.
Buy it at a department store and you'll have to wait a little longer.
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You're watching Fox 5, the viewers' choice for Southern Nevada.
KVVU TV 5, Henderson and the Las Vegas.
Wow, the Las Vegas Athletic Clubs have brought back their spectacular $5 to start special.
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Nice to meet you.
Do you know the feeling of going from 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds?
I stay within the speed limit. It's just that I like to get out in front of the pack.
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fast approval times and flexible terms.
So, do you think I should go for the CD player?
Primeret Bank. You keep talking, we'll keep listening.
Boo!
Halloween.
So confusing.
You throw a big party?
Oh, hello! So glad you could come.
Everybody shows up dressed like somebody else.
Who are you supposed to be?
No, I always say the same thing to everybody.
Have a Zima.
Happy Halloween.
Have a Zima.
Zima's unique alcohol beverage. Not like beer.
Hey, Bobby, you 21?
Not wine.
No.
So keep a fridge full of Zima.
For all your spooks and spirits.
Unzip and they will howl for more.
Howl!
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The Las Vegas Athletic Clubs have brought back by popular demand their $5 to Start special.
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More than just a gym.
Coca-Cola presents Monsters of the Gridiron.
The scariest thing about Coca-Cola's Monsters of the Gridiron is...
Time is running out.
Since millions have played, there are fewer monster packs available.
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That's not all, folks.
Even if you've already played, keep playing.
You can still win Super Bowl tickets and other great prizes.
Because with Coca-Cola, you're always in the game.
Always Coca-Cola.
October is a great month for parties.
But don't run out of stuff.
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All month long, 12 packs of Bud Miller and Coors at just $6.49.
And you can pick up what you need to start a party cheap and easy.
And grab two Oscar Mayer hot dogs for only $0.79 with a drink purchase.
Everything you need for fun is at the Party Zone at AMPM.
Ask for guests. You're on your own.
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This is the leading salsa.
This is new La Victoria Thick and Junkie.
What's the difference?
La Victoria always starts with fresh, vine-ripened tomatoes, crisp onions, and fresh jalapenos.
There's other salsa.
Well, let's just say they don't always use fresh tomatoes.
But if you're happy with their salsa, enjoy it.
La Victoria. When you're ready for real salsa.
If you feel like you have to choose between another Accord or another Camry,
you don't just need a car, you need a change.
Like the Nissan Altima.
It comes specially equipped with dual airbags, cruise control, and air conditioning for just $2.29 a month.
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Melvin Dumar was driving down a lonely desert road when suddenly Howard Hughes flagged him down.
I didn't expect anything when I picked up Hughes.
That day changed his life forever.
The eccentric billionaire supposedly willed him a fortune.
I was glad that I was there to help him.
But today, Melvin says instead of millions, he got nothing but trouble.
And I'll never live it down.
When Melvin met Howard on the next Occurrent Affair.
Occurrent Affair bottles cops tonight at 7 on Fox 5.
Think your laundry is dirty on the outside?
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Introducing Ultra Liquid Gain.
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What you want, what you want, what you gonna do?
What happens when you sell a lot of trucks?
If you're Godden Ford, Nevada's number one dealer, the factory sends you an extra allocation.
That means you get more trucks and more trucks and a Ford factory authorized clearance sale.
On, you guessed it, trucks.
Godden is bulging at the seams with America's best-selling trucks, the Ford F-150.
We're bursting with Aerostar vans and number one Ford Explorer.
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From Walt Disney Pictures.
Cool Runnings, the number one comedy in America, is number one with critics.
Joel Siegel raves, this is rocky on ice.
It goes for the gold and gets it.
Cool Runnings is an action-packed comedic gem and terrifically exhilarating.
I cannot get my helmet down.
Don't miss the Gotta Love It movie of the season.
It's five stars and a howlingly funny 10.
For Cool Runnings, rated PG.
Now playing at a theater near you.
Check newspaper for showtimes.
Arsenio always gives you something to stand up and cheer about.
Just take his Thursday night thing.
Give me one! Yes!
In the house, he's got one of R&B's hottest, and I mean hottest, balladeers.
It's Johnny Gill performing two brand new songs guaranteed to put you in the mood for love.
Plus blowing hard and funky with a posse, there's Everett Hart.
And we'll tell you how you can be Arsenio's flavor of the future.
All Thursday, only on the Night Pag.
Midnight tonight on KPVU, Fox 5.
Thanks to the most advanced auto parts control system in America,
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This department store suit costs nearly $400.
At CNR, it's less than $200.
If you still buy the department store suit, here's a hat to match.
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Friday, when the going gets tough.
Oh, they're right there.
They're gonna shoot all these men.
The Tough Blow Town.
At all new Prisco County, Jr. Friday.
You're watching Fox 5, the viewers' choice for Southern Nevada.
KPVU TV 5.
Henderson and Las Vegas.
Hi, everyone, and welcome to Police and Karma.
This is our most ambitious voyage ever.
Centuries ago, we set out to create a place where excitement bordered on madness.
Where adventure lay waste to daily routine.
Self-indulgent.
Even decadent at times.
Until now, we existed only in your dreams.
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To most, this is an invitation to an adventure larger than life.
To the rest, consider this fair warning.
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How did I ever let you talk me into babysitting these kids?
Maybe if we beat them, they'll be quiet.
We don't have any food, and we can't afford to take them out to eat.
Now at Sizzler, kids 10 and under eat for just 99 cents Monday through Thursday.
And there's even a brand new kids bar that's just their size.
Ollie, I'm ready to order now.
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One without MTV.
Hmm.
Life without cable?
No.
Thank you.
Tomorrow from Nevada, the world's greatest poker players gather together for a current affair, and you'll see $3 million on the table.
She claimed to be a psychic channeler and charged $75 an hour for counseling.
But when the cops busted her for burglary, she saw jail time and skipped out of town.
Now it's an all-out search for the psychic fugitive.
And Whitney Houston makes the Hollywood A-list.
Whitney Houston can do no wrong.
Move over, Julia.
A star is reborn on the next Hard Coffee.
Right after a current affair, tonight at 7.30 on Fox 5.
Never before have critics unanimously declared one movie so visually brilliant and wonderfully original as Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.
You've never seen anything like this, braves Joel Siegel.
It's not only one of the year's best films.
This is absolutely the year's most incredible film.
Rolling Stone calls it dazzling history-making magic.
And Siskel and Ebert give two thumbs up.
Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, rated PG, starts tomorrow at a theater near you.
Now is the time to rediscover Volkswagen.
The all-new Jetta is making big impressions on the buyers of Las Vegas.
Can you believe I bought a Saturn and had it for two weeks, but after seeing the Jetta, I really, really loved it.
It had a 10-year, 100,000-mile warranty.
I was so excited. That is exactly what I was looking for.
Every Volkswagen comes with a 10-year, 100,000-mile limited warranty and a two-year service maintenance program.
All you buy is the gas. Rediscover Volkswagen at Chase and Volkswagen.
I like the color of our Jetta, and I think it's the best car ever.
Remember the last time we came to Chili's? You got the chicken nachos.
Right, they were great. And then you had the chicken fajitas.
Right, I remember how much you liked them. And I had the grilled chicken.
Right, with the...
...vegetable.
Remember our waitress? Remember what you said to her?
Check, please.
That's right.
That was at the end of our meal. Oh, man, our first trip here. I'll never forget it.
It was yesterday.
That's right. Plus, I remember. Man, it was great.
Wow. The Las Vegas Athletic Clubs have brought back their spectacular $5-to-start special.
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Only at the Las Vegas Athletic Clubs.
Here are more things to be happy about.
Being world champ.
Snooze buttons.
A friendly smile.
And a health plan with good doctors close to home.
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Boy, they sure love you, but they really love you.
When you get peanut butter and witch crackers.
Just for me?
Made them just for you.
Nice things happen when you share a Ritz. Get closer. Put a Ritz between you.
She says she left her lights on all day.
Who gives you free emergency service if your battery ever needs a jump start?
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Tonight, while NBC's showing reruns, there's all new comedy on Fox.
First, can Homer make it as a comedian?
He's poop a one-word or two.
Uh-oh.
The Simpsons.
Then she once broke Sinbad's heart.
What happened to homeboy, the woman to Jericho that you ran away with?
What, will they take her back?
Gotta go now.
The Sinbad Show and...
I'm Rush Limbaugh.
And I'm Al Salza.
Dress me up.
The Sinbad Show and...
I'm Rush Limbaugh.
And I'm Al Salza.
Dress for success with Rush and Al.
He normally wears good with that white suit.
On A Living Color, followed by Herman's head.
It's a night of all new episodes tonight on Fox.
The Countdown is on.
Touring friendly boards, 93 factory authorized clearance sale.
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On now at Friendly Board, Nevada's largest volume four dealer.
For many people, their cars are home on wheels.
But driving can be far more dangerous than staying at home, no matter how careful you may be.
The city at night, streets jammed with pedestrians, crowded with cars, accidents just waiting to happen.
If you've been injured in a traffic accident as a driver, a passenger, or a pedestrian, your first step should be to give us a call.
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Thursday night, stand up and cheer, because Johnny Gale is in the house, along with sax symbol Everett Hart, on the next Arsenio.
Tonight at midnight on Fox 5.
My doctor said I didn't need surgery for my hemorrhoids. They weren't serious. And to use Preparation H.
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Sears has hardware of a much softer kind.
We've got clothes dryers to wear in a storm.
Pop up toasters to keep you all warm.
Stunning flashlights to brighten the place.
Electric pumps and plungers in lace.
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We're changing round here.
Come see the softer side of Sears.
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Friday.
Get out of here!
The throats were crushed from the inside.
Two FBI agents are locked in a struggle with a power they can't understand.
Psychokinetic manipulation.
You mean how Kerry got even at the prom?
And all new X-Files, Friday at 9, 8 Central.
Call hard copy viewer voicemail with your comments on tonight's show at 1-900-268-6868.
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Remember the last time we came to Chili's?
You got the chicken nachos.
Right, they were great.
And then you had the chicken fajitas.
Right, I remember how much you liked them.
And I had the grilled chicken.
Right, with the...
Resting vegetables.
Remember our waitress?
Remember what you said to her?
Check, please.
That's right.
That was at the end of our meal.
Oh man, our first trip here.
I'll never forget it.
It was yesterday.
That's right.
Plus I remember, man it was great.
I'm going to miss this meeting because this dealership is not going to give me a loaner car.
After what I paid for this car, I don't believe this.
Our friendly courtesy shuttle is now leaving.
Buy an Infiniti from Tobin.
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It's everything that's possible.
What do you want from me?
Listen, if you don't like it...
If I don't like it, what?
I'm out of here.
Great!
We live life on your terms.
With your loser friends...
Maggie!
And your loser job...
Maggie, don't say it!
And your loser life.
That's it!
I'm out of here!
If literature and the performing arts are part of your life, you'll love life at Summerlin.
Imagine a fantastic journey to the very edge of reality.
Surprised, aren't you?
Imagine a world where night lasts forever.
I am the pumpkin king!
And every shadow has a life of its own.
You may flash-crawl!
Touchstone Pictures presents a movie where anything can happen.
Imagine what your parents will think.
Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Rated PG.
Starts tomorrow at a theater near you.
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Double header, I'm hungry!
That goes double for me!
McDonald's?
I'm the double!
Double cheeseburger?
Double-double, so maybe even double triples!
What was that?
That double take we just passed McDonald's!
Well, I'll double back!
Thanks to McDonald's double plays, you can get two double cheeseburgers for $2.
Two triple cheeseburgers for $3.
And a great deal on a triple cheeseburger extra value meal with Coke and fries.
We got the two double cheeseburgers for $2 and two triples for $3.
I love the double cheese.
And you guys are double par.
Oh, boy.
What you want is what you get at McDonald's today.
A lot of champagne glasses have been used to prove how smooth the car can be at high speed.
Surely, a toast is in order for a truck that can do the same.
New Dodge Ram.
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The Simpsons.
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Fire!
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Some people are content to be entertained by simple one-color electronics.
Somehow these people have just never heard of Game Gear.
The multi-color portable from Sega with tons of new titles.
Yeah, some people are like that.
But then some people like to eat pickled pork lips.
Sunday at 8, 7 Central.
The only place for comedy is on Fox.
First, Martin Garland.
The only place for comedy is on Fox.
First, Martin gets all his friends in shape even if it kills them.
He is out of control.
Twin!
Martin.
Then, a Sinclair's new job for the birds.
I'm working at the turkey burger hut.
Hey, has anyone asked you why you crossed the road today?
No!
Living single.
And, Al gets a visit from the Grim Reaper.
Please don't take me.
Take somebody who deserves it like Michael Bolton.
On the married Halloween special.
It's a night of all new episodes Sunday.
For the first time on television, the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Monday on Fox.
Introducing six wheels of blazing speed.
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Have you discovered multigrain Cheerios?
Multigrain. Wouldn't like it.
Interesting.
They gotta be heavy.
Light, crispy.
Kind of sweet.
Four different kinds of those.
Discover the taste of multigrain Cheerios.
What are you staring at? Go try it.
Introducing one of the most visually distinct automobiles you've ever seen.
If we show it to you now, you'll be so busy looking that you won't be listening.
And you won't hear about its precision handling, sophisticated safety systems,
and that it's the most technologically advanced Celica Toyota has ever created.
Okay.
Now you can look.
The all new Celica.
Watch out. It's coming.
Hi there, I'm Dave Thomas and I'd like one of those Monterey Ranch chicken sandwiches, please.
Hi, I'm Dave Thomas.
I'd like a Monterey Ranch chicken sandwich.
When we stopped making our Monterey Ranch chicken sandwich, people tried everything to get one.
Well, it's back, so now you can just be yourself.
Hi, I'm Dave Thomas.
When Simbad and Clarence go to a sports bar.
Should have known you was in the house, smell that hot karate.
Can they score?
It will be every fashion month.
An all new Simbad show next.
Whether you need a business suit.
I'm Rush Limbaugh.
Or a jogging suit.
I'm Al Thompson.
They've got your style.
He normally wears a hood with that white suit.
Come on down to Russian Al's.
We've got the suit for you whether you're white or wrong.
On In Living Color.
Get your pink, sweat, and white hands off of me, Boba.
An all new episode tonight on Fox.
October is a great month for parties.
But don't run out of stuff.
AMPM's Party Zone Specials can save you.
All month long, 12 packs of Bud Miller and Coors at just $6.49.
And you can pick up what you need to start a party cheap and easy.
And grab two Oscar Mayer hot dogs for only 79 cents with a drink purchase.
Everything you need for fun is at the Party Zone at AMPM.
As for guests, you're on your own.
Get more, spend less at AMPM.
Hunger in the United States is at a record level.
The best estimates are that there's 30 million people that are hungry in this country.
There are many, many infants and young children who suffer from malnutrition.
There's just no excuse for that kind of tragedy.
What Sheriff sent us is we get the resources to communities so that they can feed more people more effectively.
It's going to take a lot to solve hunger in this country.
We're grateful for American Express card member support and helping to provide a meal every time they use the card.
Now until December 31st, use the American Express card to help feed millions of people.
The charge against hunger is a battle that we can win.
If you were colorblind and had an IQ less than 12, then you wouldn't care which portable you had.
Of course you wouldn't care if you drank from the toilet either.
Game Gear.
After most meals and snacks, plaque pH can fall to levels where acid starts attacking teeth.
These attacks can last up to two hours, increasing the risk of damage to your tooth enamel.
That's when chewing extra sugar-free gum can help.
When you chew for 20 minutes, the chewing action produces and distributes more of your mouth's natural defense, saliva, which helps neutralize acid within minutes.
So in addition to regular dental care, after eating, chew Wrigley's extra sugar-free gum because chewing helps nature fight the acid attack.
Little Caesar's Chaser Chaser is back.
I just want to freshen up my lipstick.
Is it on straight?
Two pizzas, choice of two toppings, and free crazy bread $7.99.
Pizza, pizza.
Friday, go where the action is first.
What's that, a welcoming committee?
Uh, no.
It's a lynch mob.
When the going gets tough.
Hold it right there.
You're not gonna shoot all these men.
The tough blow town.
On an all-new Briscoe County Junior, then two FBI agents are locked in a struggle with a power they can't understand.
Psychokinetic manipulation.
You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?
An all-new X-Files Friday after Briscoe County Junior.
Five years ago, she broke Sinbad's heart.
Homeboy must have lost 100 pounds. He looked like Gandhi in a durian.
Now she's back.
What happened to Homeboy, the one with the Jericho that you ran away with?
But not everyone's happy about it.
That gonna be a girlfriend?
Not as long as I'm living.
The Sinbad Show.
She's gotta go now.
An all-new episode coming up next.
To demonstrate how Subway's dropping the price of our six-inch cold-cut combo, I'm gonna bungee cord drop off this bridge.
The 700-foot vertical drop gives me ample time to remind you, Subway has the freshest-tasting sandwiches anywhere
because we bake our own bread, cut our own vegetables, and make sandwiches fresh before your eyes.
And now with this price drop, our cold-cut combo's just 99 cents.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
The six-inch cold-cut combo. Now just 99 cents with the purchase of a medium drink at Subway.
Venice!
Once Venezia has hold of you, it never lets you go.
L'Aube de la Venezia parfa, a seduction of the senses.
Available at Dillard's.
If you know a bargain when you see one, then you'll love Levitt's fabulous bargain day sale.
You'll love it at Levitt's.
You'll find hundreds of bargains for the best bargain ever.
And you'll love Levitt's fabulous bargain day sale.
You'll love it at Levitt's.
You'll find hundreds of bargains throughout Levitt's showroom.
Here's an example.
Imagine only $5.99 buys this handsome oak-trimmed sofa.
Hidden in each end, you'll find a space saver recliner,
plus a tilt-down center table with cup holders,
and a convenient storage drawer during Levitt's fabulous bargain day sale.
You'll love it at Levitt's.
It's a great feeling to see customers who first came into our bootlegger restaurant as children
and come in years later with their own children.
When my parents opened our family's first restaurant 38 years ago,
they did so with a deep belief in the future of this community.
Over the years, we've grown with Las Vegas as it's matured into a fabulous resort destination.
We feel privileged to be a part of it,
and we feel equally privileged to have customers who've grown with us.
To us, they're like family.
What lies before you will appeal to your deepest desire for self-indulgence.
So big, it defies human logic.
So decadent, it's sinful.
You crave it.
You must have it.
It's the Colossus from Jack in the Box.
Two quarter-pound beef patties, three kinds of cheese, eight pieces of bacon.
No hunger can escape it.
Worry that someone you know has a drinking problem?
Watch for these signs.
Lies about drinking.
Performs poorly at work.
Tries to stop drinking but can't.
Avoids family and friends.
Accelerates use of alcohol.
Suffers memory lapses.
Loses control.
If someone you love has a problem with alcohol or other drugs,
we can help you find the right resources.
If you don't get help at Charter, please get help somewhere.
Don't go away. We'll be right back.
The Maxim Hotel and Casino is taking comedy to the max in the Comedy Max Nightclub.
We've got a lineup of the hottest young comedians now performing on the comedy club circuit
with different comedians every week.
If you like stand-up comedy, you'll love Comedy Max, only at the Maxim.
Hi, I'm Dolph from the Gary Hanna Nissan.
With more reasons, you should be shopping at Nevada's number one volume dealer.
Like this 94 Nissan Altima with dual airbags and air conditioning at just $1.29 a month.
Only at Gary Hanna Nissan East Sahara and Boulder Highway.
Gary.
Obsession.
Obsession for men, Calvin Klein.
Your gift with any $32 obsession for men purchase at Dillards.
The General Health of Nevada ranks the dismal 47th out of 50 states.
The good news is that by working together, we can improve our health.
And you can improve these statistics by helping us take care of you and your family.
To learn more about health promotion evaluations, watch your health today on Channel 13.
To receive your free confidential health risk assessment, call 877-5377.
Southwest Medical Associates, Nevada's largest multi-specialty medical group.
Wouldn't it be great if you invented a special potion that turned anybody into Rachel Hunter?
The supermodel.
Ralph, would you take me for a walk?
Cool.
Ralph, we gotta work all weekend.
All weekend.
And your special potion turned ordinary beer in a can into Keystone.
Keystone light and Keystone dry.
Especially lined for really smooth bottle mirror taste.
Ralph, mind if I join your party?
Sure, Bert.
Come on over.
Wouldn't that be great?
I'm Kim Sherwood.
News 13 will have the latest on the California blazes as firefighters get the upper hand.
Join us tonight at 11 on News 13.
Burpee Brown is a Shakovsky English production in association with Warner Brothers Television and is distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic Television Distribution.
An exotic car auction so internationally recognized it's simply called The Auction.
Catch the cars and the stars all day this Saturday and Sunday, November 6th and 7th only at the Imperial Palace Center Strip location.
Now this seven-piece gift is yours with any Estee Lauder purchase of $15 or more.
Yours through November 13th at the Broadway.
Hey Las Vegas, it's Tracer Time.
Time for Mercury Tracer with big triple bonus year-end savings.
There's no charge for air conditioning.
There's no charge for automatic.
And there's no security deposit.
Plus we're waiving the first month's lease payment.
Now for only $189 a month you can lease a 93 Tracer sedan or wagon for just two years with big triple bonus year-end savings.
But hurry, Tracer Time backs out November 30th.
See your Lincoln Mercury dealer today.
Every night, every day of the week, News 13 takes you inside Las Vegas.
Inside Las Vegas is an outstanding team of investigative reporters.
Undercover investigations.
Breaking news stories.
Only News 13 takes you inside Las Vegas.
Discipline Doctors is yours on the list tomorrow at 5.
No money, no problem during Fairway Chevrolet's empty pocket sale.
Now for a limited time.
We'll make it easy for you to buy a new Chevy or Gio now.
Zero Town delivers any new car or truck plus make no payments till 94.
Rock bottom prices are yours on over 600 cars and trucks like the all-new 94 S10 pickup only 10,337 horse.
Zero Town and only $2.37 per month.
Buy now. Pay later.
Fairway Chevrolet, Nevada's low price powerhouse.
At JCPenney, we'd like you to join our club.
A club where the members prefer traditions to trends and fundamentals to fads.
This is Hunt Club.
A line of classic, casual clothing that's always in style and always a great value.
We do hope you'll join us.
Hunt Club, only at JCPenney.
Don't miss the runaway comedy hit of the year.
Oh, my God!
I am feeling very Olympic today.
Cool runnings rated PG now play.
And take a journey into the Bazaar.
With the film critics have declared history making movie magic.
Eureka!
Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas rated PG now playing separately.
And the greatest heroes of all time.
All for one, one for all.
Our coming November 12th.
The Three Musketeers rated PG.
Today, I'll demonstrate how to prepare Church's Spicy Wings.
Start with marinated wings.
Add in my secret blend of zesty spices cooked to crispy perfection.
They're hot. I mean, really hot.
Right now, you can get your choice of six wings and fries or a 30-piece party pack.
They're Church's Spicy Wings and I'm the 30-second chef and that's cooking.
Begat'em all what I like.
Church's!
Can I get some water here?
Come on!
I'm dying.
Last night I dreamt about it again.
Number seven.
It was everywhere like a cosmic signpost urging me on.
Maybe it meant that the seven layers of bliss were within reach.
Rice, beans, sour cream, lettuce, pepper, cheese, tomatoes and guacamole.
Only 99 cents.
At Taco Bell, the seven-layer burrito.
People say if your dream's too big, you won't get it.
You can get it, but only for a limited time.
Crumps it.
Woohoo!
We dare you to compare.
Compare the prices on the latest name brand and designer sweaters at Ross and at department stores.
We dare you.
Ross prices are much lower.
Compare the prices on the exact same sweaters.
We dare you.
Ross prices are much lower.
Even compare Ross prices to department store sale prices.
Ross prices are much lower every day.
We dare you to compare.
If you're not shopping at Ross, you're paying too much.
She's a heartbreaker.
What, no bubbles?
With the voice of Diane Keaton.
Hello, baby. What a set of paws.
He's a homewrecker.
With the voice of Danny DeVito.
Uh-oh.
I never want to see you again.
It'll be tough. I live here.
Now, they're part of the family.
I like the ring of that.
What?
That has everyone talking.
Yes!
John Travolta, Kirsty Alley.
Look who's talking now.
They like each other.
Mongrel.
What a sock.
Reddit PG-13.
It starts tomorrow in a theater near you.
If you know a bargain when you see one, then you'll love Levitt's fabulous bargain day sale.
You'll love it at Levitt's.
You'll find hundreds of bargains throughout Levitt's showroom.
Here's an example.
Imagine only $6.99 buys both this handsome sofa and matching love seat.
Or two-piece sectional.
Or if you prefer, only $6.99 buys this sofa and matching love seat.
The choice is yours during Levitt's fabulous bargain day sale.
You'll love it at Levitt's.
In healthcare, there is now a new way to treat patients.
It represents a team approach and is called coordinated care.
This is one way organizations like ours can be sure we are delivering quality medicine in a cost-effective fashion.
To learn more about the benefits of coordinated care, watch for Your Health Today on Channel 13.
To receive your free confidential health risk assessment form, call 877-5377.
Southwest Medical Associates, Nevada's largest multi-specialty medical group.
At 11 tonight, we'll tell you why a local high school is eliminated from the playoffs without ever taking the field.
And, diamonds are anything but a girl's best friend.
We'll have the inside story at 11 tonight on News 13.
Hey, Vern. Been shopping?
What did that send you back?
Vern, you should have gone to Mega Foods.
That's right, Ernest.
For Wayne Farms' fresh chicken breast, 78 cents a pound.
Russet potatoes, 10 pounds, 78 cents.
Gold metal flour, 5 pounds, 58 cents.
Imperial margarine, 4 for 98 cents.
Vern, always trust Mega Foods for freshness, quality, and everyday low prices seven days a week.
And, Vern, don't forget to bump your melons.
Know what I mean?
Today, I'll demonstrate how to prepare Church's Spicy Wings.
Start with marinated wings.
Add in my secret blend of zesty spices cooked to crispy perfection.
They're hot. I mean, really hot.
Right now, you can get your choice of six wings and fries or a 30-piece party pack.
They're Church's Spicy Wings, and I'm the 30-second chef, and that's cooking.
We got a lot of what I like. Church's!
Can I get some water here? Come on! I'm dying.
No money?
No problem. During Fairway Chevrolet's empty pocket sale.
No, for a limited time. We'll make it easy for you to buy a new Chevy or Gio. Now!
Zero-Town! Delivers any new car or truck. Plus!
Make no payments till 94!
Rock bottom prices are yours on over 600 cars and trucks like the all-new 94 S10 Pickup.
Only 10,337 or! Zero-Town!
And only 2.37 per month. Buy now! Pay later!
Only at Fairway Chevrolet, Nevada's low price! Powerhouse!
Because of a whole new concept in healthcare, there's now a way to make diagnostic testing and surgery
much less stressful for both patient and physician.
KTNV, Channel 13, and the Goldring Diagnostic and Surgical Center present your health today.
Because diagnostic tests and the surgical recovery process are greatly aided when they take place in a single location,
we've developed a comfortable, relaxed, home-like setting.
Our facility contains state-of-the-art equipment where board-certified surgeons perform a variety of outpatient surgical procedures,
all backed by the full services of Valley Hospital.
Without patient surgery, there is no in-hospital stay. You go home within hours of your procedure.
For more information on this new alternative to traditional surgery, call the Un-Hospital Hospital Goldring Diagnostic and Surgical Center,
located at Valley Hospital Medical Center, 477-7000.
Today and tomorrow, Fletcher Jones Chevrolet GEO is saving you money again during our Manager's Inventory Markdown Sale.
All of Fletcher Jones Chevrolet GEO's new and used cars and trucks will be liquidation priced.
And by acting now, you can receive a free cellular phone when you buy any new or used car, truck, or van.
This is your chance to save serious bucks and get a free cellular phone.
But hurry, this incredible Manager's Markdown Sale ends tomorrow at Fletcher Jones Chevrolet GEO on De Quirinalto.
Eliminated from the playoffs, a school saga at 11 tonight.
...technician student. Her parents drove up from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Supposedly, she was expecting them.
She hasn't shown up at home since they got here yesterday.
We talked to Susie two days ago from a Tollway rest stop outside St. Louis.
She said starve yourself on Tuesday, Daddy, because I'm gonna make you chicken fried steak, black-eyed peas, and plum cobbler.
Fridge.
Alright. Steak, black-eyed peas, and plums.
Just like her daddy said.
Alright, I'll be right there, man.
City Impound, they got Suzanne Murphy's car.
Oh, man.
Techniques who black magic.
No, sir.
People who care.
People with attitude.
They're all in Arizona.
A line of clothes you can live in.
At a price you can live with.
Hey, live in Arizona.
Only at JCPenney.
Meet four dinosaurs.
Pleased to meet you.
Too civilized for their time.
Now they're having the time of their lives.
Steven Spielberg presents We're Back, a dinosaur story.
Rated G. Starts Wednesday, November 24.
I was driving, and then I forgot what I was.
I think I left my body, but then I came back.
I got hungry.
I brought back a vision, the number seven.
The seven-layer burrito.
New, from Taco Bell.
Rice, beans, sour cream, lettuce, pepper, cheese, tomatoes, and guacamole.
Only 99 cents for a limited time.
I could almost taste it, and then I did.
And I came back full.
Crumpled.
Whoo!
They were looking for a few good men.
Do you think sex without love is a sin?
If it is, I'll see you in hell.
But what they got...
Y'all wanna help me with the heavy stuff?
Was the house guest from hell.
What happened?
I just saw Khadija naked. I'm devastated.
The new living single, Sunday After Martin.
Nice shot.
The Excitement Strikes November 12th.
The three musketeers, rated PG.
Ultra cliffhangers, electric racing.
Ultra chrome Lamborghinis, competing at incredible speeds.
Go vertical.
Tear into outrageous loops.
Break the law of gravity.
You win.
Ultra cliffhangers, fueled from Tyco.
Open...
Open your ha-a-a-a-and.
Shuffle, shuffle.
Open your hand and smile.
Hey!
BKTV.
It's the story of Jack the Great Pumpkin King
and four cool new watches at Burger King
to get a watch for $1.99
from the Everyday Value menu order each time.
New, lower prices on food that's delicious
and see Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Four watches to choose from isn't that fine.
Each one is different for $1.99.
Watches from Burger King, just one more case
of everyday value. I love this place.
When his arch-rival hits town,
will Martin's career hit rock bottom?
You are the new stripper for latest night at the Black Expo.
In Living Colors, Tommy Davidson guests on Martin's Sunday.
Deep beneath the Arctic Circle, an ancient terror sleeps.
Nothing can survive for a quarter of a million years.
Maybe it was their first mistake.
Trying to stop it could be their last.
The X-Files.
Don't watch it.
Alone.
Put it down!
And on what is so Friday at 9, 8 Central.
On the first day, your contact lenses are the best
they can ever be.
That's why we developed a daily wear lens
that never has a second day.
New One Day AccuView from Johnson & Johnson.
You never clean them.
Put them in each morning.
Throw them away each night.
Tomorrow, put in a fresh sterile pair.
New One Day AccuView.
Brand new lenses every day.
Ask your doctor about a free 10-day trial.
She's a heartbreaker.
What, no bubbles?
With the voice of Diane Keaton.
Hello, baby.
What a set of paws.
He's a homewrecker.
With the voice of Danny DeVito.
Uh-oh.
I never want to say you again.
Well, be tough. I live here.
Now, they're part of the family.
I like the ring of that.
What?
That has everyone talking.
Yes!
John Travolta.
Kirstie Alley.
Look who's talking now.
They like each other.
Mongrel.
What a sock in my...
Ready at PG-13.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
Batman, Joker's turned up at the Gotham McDonald's.
On my way.
Robin, meet me at the Gotham City McDonald's.
Right, Catwoman's been sighted there.
They're ours now.
Just imagine Batman's surprise when he finds out everyone's talking about the Batman Happy Meal toys at McDonald's.
One of eight exciting action toys of vehicles with each $1.99 Happy Meal you buy your kids.
What you want is what you get at McDonald's today.
Why have they been in there so long?
They're probably just toying with us, Robin.
It has a computer-controlled safety system, but it isn't an F-15 fighter.
It has gold-plated connectors for long in life, but it isn't a deep space probe.
It cost hundreds of millions of dollars to develop its technology.
But it can be yours starting at around $13,000.
It's the 1994 Toyota Corolla.
You can't buy a more impressive car for less.
Hey, you can see why new Ripple Crisp cereal is not the same old flake.
Ordinary flakes are flat.
They meet milk, the crunch goes downhill.
Ripple Crisp is different.
Only Ripple Crisp has ripples.
See?
Ripples keep it crunchier.
And crunchier means you can savor that lightly sweet corn taste down to the bottom of the bowl.
New Ripple Crisp.
Golden corn, no honey brand.
Ripples make it crunchy.
Crunchy makes it good.
Sindad used to be a swinging bachelor.
Will you sleep with me?
Speak of the devil.
It's chic, the freak.
But now that he's a family man...
Take your sister out in the backyard and hold her down, okay?
...does being a single parent...
There's monsters in my room!
...mean he can't be cool?
You're killing monsters, telling fairy tales.
Now what's next?
You hanging out with Barney?
The Sindad Show.
Y'all know nothing about family.
Only family y'all fit in is the Addams Family.
Cousin It, Gomez and Thing.
An all-new episode coming up next.
Catch the first game show from the hood.
Your mama's so hairy...
Your mama's so hairy, Bigfoot take pictures of her.
An all-new and living color after the Sindad Show tonight.
Race for the Tracers before they're all gone.
Straight from the factory, it's the last of the 93 Tracers at Tom Coward, Lincoln, Mercury.
All wagons and sedans come with free air conditioning and free automatic transmission.
The 94s won't.
At $189 a month, they'll never be this low again.
Ford Motor Credit is waiving your first month's payment and security deposit.
Win free Speedway and Phantasmic tickets just for taking a test drive.
Tom Coward, Lincoln, Mercury.
You said you wanted beefy.
So we created Arby's $1.99 French Dip Sub.
Piling delicious, fresh-sliced, oven-roasted Arby's roast beef on a freshly toasted sub roll.
You said you wanted hot and juicy.
So we gave you a cup of savory au jus.
You said you wanted a napkin.
Arby's French Dip Sub.
It's everything you've always wanted and then some.
Only $1.99 and only at Arby's.
These Outdoors
Thin Bad.
Oh, man.
Red Lobster introduces its big combo.
Four incredible seafood tastes, just $8.99.
But if that's not enough, there's Red Lobster's bigger combo.
Five kinds of delicious seafood.
And if you're really hungry, make room for Red Lobster's biggest combo.
Just try to devour six different kinds of tempting seafood.
Red Lobster's big, bigger, biggest combos, starting at $8.99.
Try one if you dare.
Imagine a cold tablet that keeps symptoms from coming back 24 hours.
New Effodac 24.
SudaFed lasts six hours, Tavis D12.
But one Effodac gives consistent relief 24 hours.
Effodac keeps cold symptoms from coming back.
Bob here has just completed a monster day at school.
Bob needs a pick-me-up. Chocolate milk, Bob.
Smooth, rich, creamy.
Whoo! Look at Bob go.
Chocolate milk, a monster snack idea.
When his arch rival hits town, will Martin's career hit rock bottom?
You are the new stripper for late at night at the Black Expo.
In Living Colors, Tommy Davidson guests on Martin's Sunday.
Look who's taking over Herman's head.
Let's move it out!
Bobcat Goldquay guest stars.
You need me in this frame.
On an all-new episode tonight.
Mortal Kombat!
BKTV.
It's the story of Jack the Great Pumpkin King and four cool new watches at Burger King.
To get a watch for a buck 99 from the everyday value menu order each time.
New lower prices on food that's delicious and see Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Four watches to choose from isn't that fine. Each one is different for $1.99.
Watches from Burger King, just one more case of everyday value.
I love this place.
The harder you practice, the harder you are to beat.
It's all about concentration.
There's a hunger inside you.
If I get hungry, I don't leave. I grab a Snickers.
Packed with fresh roasted peanuts, thick milk chocolate and caramel, Snickers stops the hunger.
I hate practice, but I love to win.
There's a hunger inside you.
Everybody needs some money sometimes.
When you need to send money fast, only Western Union lets you send it from home.
Hello? Rita?
Just call 1-800-CALL-CASH.
Western Union, the fastest way to send money.
Risco teams up with an old flame for an adventure.
So hot, it'll blow you away.
Get out of here!
And all new Risco County, Jr. Friday.
They were looking for a few good men.
Do you think sex without love is a sin?
If it is, I'll see you in hell.
But what they got...
Y'all want to help me with the heavy stuff?
...was the house guest from hell.
What happened?
I just saw Khadija naked. I'm devastated.
And all new Living Single, Sunday after Martin.
Catch the first game show from the hood.
Your mama's so hairy.
Your mama's so hairy, Bigfoot take pictures of her.
And all new in living color, coming up next.
This is a Fox News update.
The hunt is stepping up for the arsonists who set that deadly fire around Malibu.
It does seem under control now.
A China Airlines jet overshot the runway in a tropical storm in Hong Kong.
22 passengers were hurt getting to safety.
Ross Perot says he will campaign against members of Congress
who vote for the North American Free Trade Agreement.
And a survey found attractive people, both men and women, earn 5% more.
This has been a Fox News update.
4-7-7 to dispatch. We have a code 3.
Robocop.
The state of the art.
Please, officer. No loitering.
In law enforcement technology.
I thought your ninja was supposed to take care of Robocop for me.
Robocop 3.
Back to fight the system.
Ready to fight.
Back to fight the system. Rated PG-13.
Rated PG-13. Starts November 5th.