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Smoking kind of is one of those slow death situations
so you don't realize it right away.
There's heart disease, there's lung disease, there's diabetes.
There are all sorts of diseases that are jump-started by smoking.
They miss work, they lose their jobs.
I mean, the ongoing impact of this is just unbelievable.
We are talking about people who are dying from smoking.
The cost to people and to the state are just tremendous.
This is one thing that we just have to stop.
The cost of cigarettes is too much to pay to die.
Tom Milburn, more local, more often.
Fox tonight.
It's an all-new That 70s show.
Then no one is safe.
It's American Idol live, followed by a full hour of Bernie Mac.
Fox Wednesday starts now.
Hey, vacation pictures, but they're digital.
Is this a digital camera?
I know.
You mean to tell me we got digital pictures from that little plastic camera?
That's right.
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Hey, what are you going to do with that one?
Send it to your brother.
No, I will do anything.
Anything?
Well, not anything.
I've always wanted to try a Durango.
Try the overhand grip.
It drives the women crazy.
I grab life like I grab my wife.
Caress it.
You won't always see me in the best whip.
SUV, Dodge, Durango.
Any other truck will get mangled.
Mrs. Still, are you Mrs. Still?
I'm Mrs. Still.
Let's test drive.
I like this.
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Ford, Chevy, and Toyota don't match it.
The Home Depot is more than a store.
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How the West was won.
How?
Oh.
How?
Courage.
Honor.
We are partners.
Shake on it.
Why are you speeding in your head?
To seal the deal.
Team work.
Jackie Chan.
You, stay.
Owen Wilson.
Watch me.
Yee-haw!
Yee-haw!
Ow.
Shanghai Noon.
I'm not going to walk with you.
I'm not going to walk with you if you walk like that.
All right, suckers.
Ears up, minds open.
This communique is from Mrs. Jones.
My friends, enough is enough.
The drug use, the spousal abuse, the violence, it's got to stop.
Whether you want the responsibility or not, you are a role model.
I know what Charles said, but you missed his point.
He was calling for parents to get involved.
He wasn't giving you a license to act a fool.
We need more role models.
The more, the better.
Can you dig it?
Ten years passed in a heartbeat, but the final two hours will live forever.
I will never let you down.
Reunite with old friends and witness a wedding that was written in the stars.
You give me purpose.
Say goodbye, the final 90210 at 8, 7 Central, Fox, Wednesday.
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I wish for peace on Earth.
Done.
The X-Files.
I guess I should have seen this coming.
All new next on Fox.
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This burger is so juicy.
The sourdough bacon cheeseburger is back at Burger King.
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State police use planes to catch speeders, but budget cuts may cut out the program.
Now, speeders like the idea, but what will it mean for safety on our roads?
Grounding State Patrol planes.
The story at 9.
Tonight, first on Fox 11 News at 9.
Hey.
Holy.
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Don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna
Don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna
Ooh, this room is really hot. I told Santa, make it stop.
Don't you wanna?
Mm-hmm.
Don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna
Don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna
Mowing grass, that's no fun. Chill with Santa in the sun.
Don't you wanna, don't you wanna, don't you wanna
Mm-hmm.
And now to light up the night shift, Shakira.
Shakira.
Addiction, I don't wanna be the exception.
To get a bit of your attention.
Love you for free and I'm not your lover.
But you don't even bother.
Addiction control.
To catch a killer.
Keep that alive, one people.
Agent Malcolm Turner will stop at nothing.
I can handle anything.
June 2nd.
I've gone undercover as Big Mama.
You are a genius.
Martin Lawrence.
He knows exactly what he's doing.
What the hell are you doing?
Get ready.
Hi, Big Mama.
Damn, you're fine.
For the Big Bust.
Please!
Surprise!
Surprise.
It just got serious.
Big Mama's House, rated PG-13.
June 2nd, only in theaters.
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Tomorrow, it's a night of fantastic fights.
First, it's Boyfriend vs. Girlfriend's Dad in a battling new That 70s Show.
I mean, what father wouldn't like the guy who's nailing his daughter?
Then it's Son vs. Father in a tightest fight with sobriety.
I want you to admit that you have a nut-drinking problem.
And in our main event, it's Nell vs. Everyone.
I'm a bad witch.
When war is declared on Ali McFeel...
I want to get her.
The all-new action starts at 8, 7 Central tomorrow on Fox.
I got the job by spending approximately 639 hours online combing through job listings.
It got to the point where it was kind of like I had a second job, just really bad pay.
Okay, let's try this again with some real focus this time.
I got the job through CareerBuilder.com.
It saved me tons of time because it let me customize my search more than other sites.
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I told you she had a boyfriend.
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Can Sprite make a world-renowned figure skater better?
At hockey?
Don't expect a soft drink to make you anything but less thirsty.
What is it?
I don't know.
You've never seen anything like this.
Dinosaur.
Rated PG in theaters May 19.
I haven't had Graham since I was a kid.
Nestle Flips introduces Crunchy Graham's.
Trenched in Nestle milk chocolate.
I'm just making up for lost time.
New Crunchy Graham Flips. How can you resist them?
Can Kelso survive his girlfriend's dad?
I don't want our daughter dating that kettlehead.
That 70s show all new at 8, 7 Central tomorrow on Fox.
Tonight on Foxy by the News at 9.
She's not driving like a little old lady.
This grandma's leading police on a high-speed chase.
Plus, worshippers in St. Nazian's have faith in the rebuilding process.
Tonight, first on Foxy by the News at 9.
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Eric. Eric.
Eric.
Hey there. What's up?
We need to talk.
You're dating now.
Well, this is a big night.
Well, you need to be prepared.
So I got you something in case you need it.
No, I'm not gonna need it.
Burned it myself.
CD recorder.
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Clarion CD card deck. And music that bridges the generation gap.
Turn on the fun. Best bye.
All the world over so easy to see.
People everywhere just wanna be free.
Primeco has become Verizon Wireless.
Join in.
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People everywhere just wanna be free.
Primeco has become Verizon Wireless.
Join in.
Then on the League of Gentlemen, a stranger visits Royston Basie.
Thank you.
By the time we hit 30, we don't have to invest much in combs.
So I started using Rogaine when I was like 28 at the first sign of fallout.
Before I looked like I needed it, because I knew I would, so there I am.
I've been using Rogaine for about two years now, right at the source of the problem.
And I don't see any difference.
And that's the idea. You keep the hair you have.
Look, I love my dad. I'm just not in a rush to look like him.
Simple, safe, smart.
Rogaine. It's stronger than her editing.
On August 4th, you'll feel him watching.
Hello?
But you'll never see him coming.
Hello, man.
This film is not yet rated.
Opens everywhere August 4th.
Welcome, everybody, to this show, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Who wants to be a millionaire? I can't.
Is that your final answer?
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Do you like to use a lifetime, lifeline?
Not just anybody can be Regis.
But now, anybody can play.
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? The second edition is now on PlayStation.
Rated E for everyone.
Take the crassest.
I do feel like I was pro.
Dumbest.
You sound like my mommy.
Most despicable phone calls.
All right, that's done.
And you've got the best moments of Crank Anchors.
With all the toppings.
It's the best of Crank Anchors next Tuesday at 10 on Comedy Central.
It's the question on everyone's lips.
Where the fuck is Bobby trending?
Bobby's back and hosting a special all-Bobby-Anna-thon.
Did you miss me?
From his triumphant debut.
Say yes for pink.
To his surprising return.
Get the best of Bobby this weekend.
Plus, on an all-new Anna, Anna's ending her dry spell in Palm Springs.
Hell!
It's a best of Bobby-Anna-thon followed by an all-new episode of The Anna Nicole Show this weekend.
We had an amazing road trip. It was incredible.
There's nothing better than getting the guys together and hanging out for the weekend.
We got a little lost on the way.
Eric had the map.
Once again, you're pointing here. He's pointing over the 247.
247! Thank you!
We went mountain biking and did a little rock climbing.
We met some friends out there, some girls.
Somebody came in acting like an idiot.
It could have been done at a different time, but I got back at him.
You can't beat a road trip like that and go again any day.
The new Honda Element. Go with it.
It's Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
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Sympathy pains.
To get the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, think outside the bun.
The well has run dry, so to choose a gatherer,
these males use a highly sophisticated method of selection.
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Hey, buddy.
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Grab a rock.
Code, we've got a teacher who wants to go to Hawaii this summer,
has a tight budget, and can leave any time in July.
Destination orbits.
She could use my molecular transporter,
but I'm still waiting for government approval.
Until then, there's my revolutionary new flex search.
It's the most powerful low-fare search ever created.
Our teacher will be sipping my ties in no time.
Another mission accomplished, Code.
From New York, this is a Daily Show Newsbreak.
Now, John Stewart.
Good evening. Family values icon Bill Bennett
racks up millions in gambling losses.
You know what I'll tell you, your humiliation, it's comped.
Don't worry about it. It's on the house.
Plus, did Saddam Hussein's son steal $1 billion from an Iraqi bank
as the U.S. prepared to invade?
Yes, yes, yes, he did, in fact.
It was an excellent guess. All that plus Andy Rooney.
Tonight at 11.
Here at Comedy Central, we stand up for pornography.
I went to the gas station yesterday,
and the gas station attendant told me
that he was a former porno movie star.
And I think he was serious,
because halfway through filling the tank,
he pulled it out and sprayed it all over the car.
We stand up for tenants' rights.
This guy recently sued his landlord,
but he said scalding water from the shower burned his genitals.
That's a hell of a way to test the water, huh?
Every Friday night at 8 on Comedy Central, we stand up.
Introducing Dockers Recode.
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To be average.
To fail.
I refuse to die.
To be afraid.
I refuse to be taken.
I refuse.
All right, suckers, ears up, minds open.
Message from Mrs. Jones.
What if your loved one only said,
I love you once every four years?
What if you had to fly overseas just to find people who knew you?
That wouldn't be too cool.
Yet that's how y'all treat Michael, Marion, and Maurice,
the world's fastest humans.
Our track stars need more love.
The more, the better.
Can you dig it?
Comedy Central Sunday.
An all-new man show goes to the beach.
I walk eight feet on the sand.
I already have some in my crap.
And unveils a more practical bathing suit.
This is the imaginary swimsuit.
Life's a beach on an all-new man show.
Next Sunday at 10, only on Comedy Central.
Comedy Central next.
Josh and Hedda mix pleasure with business.
Fanny and Althea open a new business.
Woo, yeah, I'll show me that green, yeah.
While Barry opens himself up to new experiences.
Donna is a dude.
Richard what?
It's an all-new strip mall next, only on Comedy Central.
Hey, what's up?
This is Lark from Jersey with a post off the Truth message board.
Boppum posted.
If we're going to blame tobacco companies for people getting lung cancer,
how about blaming car companies for making cars that aren't safe?
Okay, Boppum, when a car is unsafe, they shall recall.
Now, big tobacco knows that cigarettes kill people.
Did you ever hear of a cigarette recall?
That's the difference.
Hey there, is that a Coors Light in your pocket?
Oh, actually, you know what?
It is a Coors Light in my pocket.
That's cold.
How do you post?
Oh, I left my ID in my other pants.
Hey, congratulations.
You are the one major person who tried the whole ID in the other pants excuse.
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Remember Jared, he lost 245 pounds on his own diet,
which included Subway's low-fat sandwiches and lots of walking.
Well, it's been a year, so let's see how he's doing.
You're getting buff, Jared.
Way to go, Jared.
I guess that answers our question.
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Someday, at a job interview, they'll ask,
do you work well under pressure?
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Joan is looking for a new job.
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My credit, it was downright bad.
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Spoonie needs a driver's license for his new job.
I'm calling about getting some driving lessons.
Do you have a learning permit, Spoonie?
My man in charge of the operation told me
I'm going to be driving a getaway car.
Oh, my God.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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Who are you?
I'm God.
Please.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Seven.
Aha!
When you leave this building, you will be endowed with all my powers.
This Memorial Day...
I've got the power!
Boom!
If you think God works in mysterious ways...
Hey, who's here now?
...wait till you see Bruce.
Jim Carrey is Bruce Almighty.
I swear my boobs are bigger.
Rated PG-13, May 23rd.
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Get ready to sit up and beg
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Who are you?
I'm God.
Please.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Seven.
Aha!
When you leave this building,
you will be endowed with all my powers.
This Memorial Day...
I've got the power!
Boo!
If you think God works in mysterious ways...
Hey, who's he?
Wait till you see Bruce.
That's what I'm talking about.
Jim Carrey is Bruce Almighty.
I swear my boobs are bigger.
Rated PG-13, May 23rd.
Introducing the new Kodak EasyShare digital camera and printer dock.
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Does anyone have a better 99-cent value menu than Wendy's?
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Police monitoring your speed by plane could be grounded due to budget cuts.
The story at nine.
Don't miss the Oliver Beans season finale.
It's only moments away.
Fox Monday.
Haley and the Masked Men go on their first dates.
Wow.
And Mr. Green has a secret agenda.
He's listening to tapes on hypnosis.
He started to weird me out.
But is she really falling under his spell?
I think I've forgotten that the cameras are here.
She's thinking what I want to be thinking.
Mr. Personality continues at 9-8 Central, Fox Monday.
America was shocked by the voting results.
Reuben, you're in the bottom two this week.
This is crazy.
Don't miss the conclusion of that 70s show.
Next, then, who will go down?
It's American Idol Live.
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We'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
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Fox Valley Stabbing Case gets new hope on national TV.
First on Fox 11 News at 9.
Bernie Mac's coming in 30.
Now, talk about pressure.
It's American Eye Live.
Fox Monday.
The men's personalities are put to the test
on their first romantic dates.
Wow.
But Mr. Green has a secret agenda.
He's listening to tapes on hypnosis.
He's reading books about mind games.
He started to weird me out.
Jealousy sparks when his powers of the mind appear to work.
Look into my eyes.
But is Haley really falling under his spell?
I think I've forgotten that the cameras are here.
She's thinking what I want her to be thinking.
Mr. Personality continues at 9, 8 Central, Fox Monday.
Honey, will you run out and get me something crunchy?
Crunchy.
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To get the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, think outside the barn.
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Start your weekday mornings with Good Day Wisconsin.
5.30 on Fox 11.
More local, more often.
What?
Oliver starts in 30?
Now, Fox Dog Day Sunday continues with a new Malcolm.
Stay tuned for scenes from the season finale
of Malcolm in the Middle,
followed by a new episode of The X-Files on Fox.
What if, instead of the Trojan horse,
it had been the Trojan armadillo?
Would the citizens of Troy still have rolled it
into the center of town for all to enjoy?
Or would they have taken just one look at it and said,
What the?
Introducing the all-new Mitsubishi Montero.
Nicely equipped at 31,000.
Big.
Beautiful.
Room for seven.
On May 24.
Good morning, Mr. Hunt.
This is your mission, should you choose to accept it.
The man.
Having fun?
The team.
Welcome to Australia.
Ha ha!
Thanks, mate.
The mission.
The mother of all nightmares is on the loose.
Impossible.
Will never be the same again.
Tom Cruise.
Mission Impossible 2, rated PG-13.
May 24 everywhere.
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For the first time in 2,000 years,
enter tombs that hide the greatest treasure since King Tut.
Fox opens the tombs of the golden mummies.
Live Tuesday, May 23.
Tuesday, May 23.
Air Max Tailwind by Nike.
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The place to go for Nike running.
I have a green ball because it has a clean sense of purpose.
It really symbolizes my individuality and my gumption.
My spirit and my energy are in the ball
and they're tumbling towards like,
I want 10 rolling rocks, I want...
And depending on how many I knock down,
that is how many rolling rocks I will drink
over the course of a period of time.
Comedy Central and American Recordings
presents the first single from South Park's Timmy
and the Lords of the Underworld.
Timmy.
All right!
Plus, as a bonus, you get Timmy's brand new song,
Livin' Alive.
Timmy!
That was awesome!
Both songs available only at ComedyCentral.com
as a pay-per-download.
Timmy rules.
Timmy!
On sale now only at ComedyCentral.com.
It's here.
Comedy Central's event waiting to happen.
She's deciding the fate of a loved one.
Would you let me shred pickles for $500?
He's taking the ride from hell.
No!
She's looking for something.
Where is it?
Where is it? I don't know.
They've gone this far.
How far would you go?
The laughs are at their expense.
The trips are at ours.
Don't forget your toothbrush.
Tuesday nights at 10, only on Comedy Central.
Malcolm in the Middle is brought to you by
Daddy Day Care, starring Eddie Murphy,
in theaters May 9th, rated PG.
This Mother's Day, ask your husband...
See you later!
...to spend the day with the kids.
Can't men do anything that women can do?
No, they can't.
No flowers.
Hey, hey!
No chocolates.
Why not?
It's just sugar.
No escape.
I had a tarantula.
I know where he is.
Eddie Murphy.
We need some instruction, some planned activities.
We need Riddle Land and Alicia's.
Write that down.
Daddy Day Care, rated PG.
Opens everywhere Friday.
What's it gonna be, boy?
I can wait all night.
What's it gonna be, boy?
Yes or no?
What's it gonna be, boy?
Let me sleep on it.
Baby, baby, let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it.
I'll give it an answer in the morning.
Let me sleep on it.
Baby, baby, let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it.
I'll give it an answer in the morning.
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I'll give it an answer in the morning.
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Baby, baby, let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it.
I'll give it an answer in the morning.
Hey mom, um, the rat, he looked at me, and then he started to sleep, and then the rat,
he looked at me again.
I can't believe I'm getting this emotional over a rat.
Somehow I doubt it's the rat.
Introducing picture mail that talks from Sprint.
Share it when it happens.
Remember your first puppy?
I got one with a few years on him, so he'll croak right about the time Oliver goes off
to college.
Nice walk.
Tonight, Oliver Bean gets the dog from hell.
You have been very bad.
Besides, we're not allowed to play catch in the house.
Mom says we may break a window.
Oliver Bean, season finale, next on Fox.
Tomorrow, check out the show TV Guides, Hits and Misses calls Pitch Perfect.
I play a gay character on Will and Greg.
He's gay and he likes guys with big dongs or something.
It's an all new episode of Primetime Glicks, tomorrow at 10.30, only on Comedy Central.
You alone have the fifth freedom, the right to spy, steal and destroy to ensure that American
freedoms are protected.
You are no longer Agent Sam Fisher, you are Splinter Cell.
Don't let anything stop you from satisfying your late night hunger.
Taco Bell is open late.
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Just open a pack of Starburst or Skittles and see if the fruit on the outside matches
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I was ten dollars in the hole.
Not anymore with Barry's plan.
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Oh, one more thing.
Do I get four percent interest in my checking account?
Hold on one second.
I'm sorry, what was your question again?
Will I get four percent on my checking account?
I'm serious, will I?
That is a legitimate banking question.
It's time for E-Trade Bank, the number one place to bank online.
It's typically formulated to speed carbs and electrolytes back into your body.
Gatorade.
There's a reason this stuff was created.
Hey Jen, we're counting on you.
Last weekend in the Army Reserve, I had to refuel six Apache helicopters in 30 minutes.
That got me ready to do battle on Monday.
Hey, not too shabby.
As little as one weekend a month, two weeks a year.
Army Reserve.
A genie grants Mulder three wishes.
I wish for peace, honor.
Done.
The X-Files.
I guess I should have seen this coming.
All new at 9 tonight on FOX.
It's the mother of all FOX Sundays.
And moms under the weather.
It's like some sort of horrible science experiment in there.
Will the boys' biggest stunt ever.
You can't make it look like you're doing it on purpose.
Make her feel better.
Uh, maybe not.
Boys!
Malcolm, all new, next on FOX.
Worshippers work to rebuild their house.
Tonight, first on FOX 11 News at 9.