But when was the last time you sipped a shake and said, mmm, that tastes efficient.
Well, you've completed your grill training, so I'm proud to make you one of us.
Does that mean I'm ready to make hamburgers?
Steak and Shake.
We got a report on a missing computer.
I don't understand.
This is a digital camera.
Right.
And this is a digital printer.
Right.
Then where's the computer?
There isn't one.
No computer.
So where did the pictures come from?
Simple.
The Kodak EasyShare Camera and Printer Dock.
Real Kodak pictures, real simple.
But that still doesn't explain what happened to the computer.
It doesn't?
Keep it simple.
Keep it Kodak.
Here's a fun fact.
Erected in 1963, the Walnut stands 15 feet high.
I'll be in the car.
Go where you want with your free weekend from Avis.
Orca, Orca.
Oh, I love Orca.
I thought you loved the humpback.
I recently changed my mind.
But I thought we established that the Orca was mine.
Now rent for a week and get a free weekend to use later.
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Okay, folks, let's get started.
As you know, last year was not our best.
Great.
As you can see, we fell short of our projections of 9 out of 10 areas.
Impressive.
In fact, I'm sad to report a record loss in terms of money.
Outstanding.
Incredible.
Awesome.
Looking for a salad you can get excited about?
Try Wendy's new Mediterranean chicken salad.
Herb-seasoned chicken, crumbled feta, and a bold red wine vinaigrette dressing.
Fantastic.
Wendy, it's better here.
Starting today, every woman on Earth will learn to love every inch of her skin.
Starting today, there is new Dove Body Nourishers, the first line of body lotions by Dove.
We need broccoli.
I don't like broccoli.
Some chicken.
I don't like chicken.
Kids don't always eat everything they should.
That's why there's PediaShirt.
always eat everything they should.
That's why there's Pediatrure.
It's a source of complete, balanced nutrition
for healthy growth.
Okay, waffles.
I don't think I like waffles.
She gets help for what she needs, and so do you.
And look for our new reclosable bottle.
Pediatrician recommended Pediatrure.
Be sure.
Tuesday, it's Jim's 100th episode,
and he's going to new heights
to make this one the funniest yet.
You get back on that plane right now!
I think I just want my band!
An all-new Hour of Jim, Tuesday, 9, 8 Central, only on ABC.
All season long, it's been leading up to this.
Set sail tomorrow.
The final three all-new episodes.
Don't open that thing.
What thing? What are you?
Just don't open it.
An all-new Lost, Wednesday at 8, 7 Central, only on ABC.
Coming Friday, May 20th, a premier movie event.
Shut up!
A timeless tale with a whole new twister.
Could someone spot me?
We're on our way to meet the Wizard of Oz.
He's going to make me a superstar singer.
And he's going to give me a brain.
It's an all-new Muppet Adventure.
What happens in Emerald City stays in Emerald City.
The Muppet Wizard of Oz, Friday, May 20th, 8, 7 Central, only on ABC.
While I've got things to discuss, Harry's life is out of his hands.
In this film, there will never be a dull moment.
It's just going to be bang, bang, bang, adventure to next adventure.
This year, Hogwarts will play host to the Triwizard Tournament,
during which time a single student gets to represent his or her school
in a series of magical contests.
I think it's great for people to realize that Hogwarts isn't the only magical school.
When the girls enter and just every man in Great Hill was kind of going...
This tournament's wicked, it's like really dangerous.
They're all kind of potentially fatal tasks they have to get through to be the winner.
There's the maze.
There's the deep water.
And there's the dragon.
The dragon, I think it'll terrify me.
There's something amazing on the haircare horizon.
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They say they notice the difference.
What they know may surprise you.
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Get ready for an explosion of three cheeses.
Introducing the Three Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut.
It's got three melted cheeses inside the crust for a totally cheesy flavor.
Get the original stuffed crust for $9.99 or a large one topping new three cheese stuffed crust for only $10.99.
Thinking about life insurance on Mother's Day?
You're such a mom.
Life insurance, loans, retirement.
A.I.G.
So, Lord Vader, these dark chocolate M&Ms are a good idea,
but we've decided not to join the dark side.
We'll start Monday.
New dark chocolate M&Ms.
Gesundheit.
We're sorry you've got allergies.
Maybe we can help.
Medical studies prove Benadryl is more effective than the leading allergy medicine.
Histamine-blocking Benadryl is more effective at relieving allergy symptoms
like runny nose, sneezing, itchy nose, and watery eyes.
When allergies bloom, Benadryl is more effective than the leading allergy medicine.
You can buy Racing Stripe Tuesday on DVD.
Stripes has a dream.
That's a racehorse.
And I'm D.O.W.G.
And it might come true with a little help from his friends.
Featuring funny bloopers plus a new heartwarming ending.
Will we be tested on this?
You can buy it Tuesday on DVD rated PG.
Sunday.
Give me the good news.
There's only three new shows left.
Oh, my God.
And the Housewives are cooking.
Anything that good has got to be simple.
Naughty, naughty.
It's so hot.
What were you thinking?
I was thinking our marriage was in trouble.
You know someone's going to get burned.
I'm telling you, I didn't do it.
I've been whining about wanting a baby for months.
Who else would it have been?
They should come back and work for us.
I mean, you're practically family.
On an all new Desperate Housewives, Sunday, 9, 8 Central, only on ABC.
You know what bugs me about my weight?
It goes down and it goes up.
I almost need two wardrobes.
But now, there's Lean Balance.
A healthy new way to lose weight.
Lean Balance also contains Calcitriplex,
a special blend of calcium which enhances my body's natural ability to burn fat.
Which is good.
Don't let other diet products string you along.
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active lifestyle, and new Lean Balance.
Daddy, can you help me with my school project?
It's due tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Some families have slow Internet.
This is going to be a long night.
And some have BellSouth Fast Access DSL,
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It's the StainMaster flooring fashion premiere.
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With a look at the stories we're working on for you,
this is First Coast News Now.
Good evening, everyone. I'm Charlene Church.
New tonight at 11, a couple on a walk stumbles on a body.
Tonight, please need your help to figure out who he is and what happened to him.
Coming to a store near you, Bin Laden Descent, the first look at this new perfume.
And a cell phone that would make Popeye proud.
Tonight, could spinach be a new source of cell phone power?
And there's a lot of warmth stretching across the country.
What does this mean for Mother's Day? Details and weather.
And it's an ending that will make this Kentucky Derby a talker for years to come.
Traveling can be a hectic experience for our family.
Catching a plane, taking a road trip.
It's great to be able to have that portable DVD player.
It just makes the whole ride easier.
We both like to run and we use the mp3 player for that, but...
I use my mp3 player.
I think I'm going to need to get my own.
I'm a high-tech geek.
He's kind of a gadgets guy.
Walmart has a great electronics department.
There's a whole array of great name brands, great prices.
I looked at walmart.com. It's the best.
My son reminded me the other day, Dad, Walmart's have everything.
We tell them high technology as well, boys.
There's a difference between treating migraines and helping to prevent them.
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Getting fewer migraines.
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Hello?
Hi, sweetie. I'm on my way home with KFC.
KFC? Crispy strips. I want crispy strips.
She wants popcorn chicken. Trust me.
No, I don't.
Hey, that's enough.
Any chance of some original recipe?
Introducing the variety bucket from KFC.
Original recipe, crispy strips and popcorn chicken all in one bucket for just $9.99.
Only at KFC.
Mom, we love you more than we love original recipe, and that's really saying a lot.
Happy Mother's Day.
We'll be experiencing some turbulence. Please secure your belongings.
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It's a whole new way to store food.
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We're investing over a billion dollars in North America.
It began with a new design and research center and test track in California.
A new engineering facility in Michigan.
And now, a state-of-the-art assembly plant in Alabama.
Creating thousands of new jobs across the country.
The result will be a Hyundai like you've never seen before.
How can a cereal so simple taste so good?
Life is full of surprises.
Soccer goalposts, $96.
Super Sonic Jet, $20.
Firetruck, $32.
Watching the imaginations grow...priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
Accept it at your favorite home and garden store.
This Sunday, when they're not saving lives...
You look like a princess. Do you know you're a princess?
They have to be careful who they're playing doctor with.
This program will make or break our careers.
Some of us will make it through and some of us won't.
He's taking advantage of her.
What I do when I leave this hospital is my business.
I'll live with the consequences.
An all-new Grey's Anatomy.
What? What are you doing?
You have their respect without even trying and you're throwing it away for what?
Sunday, 10-9 Central, after an all-new Desperate Housewives, only on ABC.
The most extreme wedding event of the season.
Right now, I'm on the heart transplant waiting list.
This couple spent everything to save his life.
Now, we'll give them the wedding of their dreams.
It's an amazing feeling.
Extreme Makeover Wedding Edition, Monday, 10-9 Central, only on ABC.
Stay tuned for the first look at the chronicles of Narnia,
the lion, the witch and the wardrobe.
Don't you know that all the beaches in Greece are nude?
Lena's shy.
Saturday night, meet me.
I can't.
Bridget's bold.
Why?
Debbie's bored and Carmen speaks her mind.
You think that a pair of jeans that fits all three of you is going to fit all of this?
Four friends, four stories, one sisterhood.
I'm so sorry.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
A.J. starts Wednesday, June 1.