Myth, superstition, legend, live through the night and become a believer from the producer
of Aliens and Terminator 2, The Relic Rated R.
It's Friday, January 10th in theaters everywhere.
It's coming.
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We're hot and wild.
Cores live, the silver bullet, it's frost brew to tap the clean taste of the Rockies.
Hey, where'd you come from?
It's a Hall of Fame, my man.
You guys look bigger on TV.
Hot brand new thrills, the NBC Saturday Trilogy.
Dark Skies.
Aliens pit brother against brother.
Shoot him.
The Pretender.
Snuffing out an arsonist.
Hope you don't burn.
Profiler.
So the victims are being marked with a symbol.
A method for murder you gotta hear to believe.
Dark Skies, The Pretender and Profiler, a night of brand new thrills, the NBC Saturday
Trilogy.
Next on HBO, meet real people in the real world talking about real sex.
It's another foyeristic installment, Real Sex 17.
Next on HBO, an HBO guilty pleasure movie, say his name five times and you'll get more
than your tongue twisted, Candyman, Day of the Dead, next on HBO.
Beneath the surface of night, two arch rivals test the limits of their might.
Now, young, unbeaten champion Fernando Vargas has knocked out every fighter he's faced,
but there'll be no backing down from fiery ex-champ Raul Marquez.
It's a bad blood brawl for the junior middleweight title, plus don't miss powerful number one
heavyweight contender David Tua as he looks to load up for a title shot.
It all happens live Saturday night at 1030, HBO Boxing After Dark.
America's best young stand-up comic is back on HBO and the critics have spoken.
Bigger and blacker is great comedy, rock is riotously funny and has set the gold standard
for the new millennium.
I don't believe it.
It's comedy that's breathtakingly provocative, where the jokes are four stars.
He's brilliant, edgy, fearless, hilarious and only on HBO.
You know who I think the black leader should be?
Pat Ryan.
No man has led more black men to the promised land.
Chris Rock, Bigger and Blacker, this Friday at 1030 and watch for the all new season of
The Chris Rock Show, premiering Friday, September 17th on HBO.
There are all sorts of guilty pleasures.
One of them is the guilty pleasure movie, Fridays on HBO.
This one proves it may never be safe to go back in the water.
Somebody's going through an awful lot of trouble to attract sharks to that lagoon.
For a marine biologist and the local kingpin, not all the danger is at sea.
These guys may think they've seen it all, but this movie's never been seen before, anywhere.
Shark Attack, Friday, July 30th, the HBO guilty pleasure movie.
I knew it was an important thing to do, but I didn't want the whole world to know I was
taking an HIV test.
With Confide, you can test yourself at home.
You put three drops of blood on a card and send it to Confide.
They use the same exact test doctors and hospitals use.
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Yeah, I was a little nervous, but there are professional counselors who can help you.
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They say you can never be too thin unless you've got thinning hair.
So my New Year's resolution is to regrow mine with Rogaine, because now you can get this
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When a terrorist threat strikes fear into the heart of America, only one man has what
it takes to strike back.
Jackie Chan fights for America for the first time in his biggest action movie ever.
Jackie Chan's First Strike, rated PG-13, starts Friday.
Tuesday, on an all-new Mad About You, Jamie's getting ready for motherhood.
You had me says you'd march in there and rip it out of his stubby little hands.
How you doing?
Then hang on.
It's a crazy Tuesday news radio.
Okay.
And an all-new Frasier's caught with a convict's wife.
Oh dear God, he'll kill us.
And special guest star Mackenzie Phillips reveals Richard's secret love for Caroline.
Putting it all together, meet me at Remo's.
Oh my God, Richard.
New comedy, NBC Tuesday.
Count on it.
The HBO Saturday Night Guarantee.
A new movie.
This week, every week.
When the heat is on.
I need your help.
Shoot me.
This bomb goes off.
Cuba Gooding Jr., Skeet All Rich, Chill Factor.
The Little Family.
Remember, I want a little brother, not a big brother.
Just got bigger.
Gina Davis.
Stuart Little.
The last thing they need.
You've been lying to me.
Is each other.
Wesley Snipes.
Sanaa Lathan.
Disappearing acts.
Saving the universe.
Never give up.
Never surrender.
Wasn't in their contract.
Tim Allen.
Sigourney Weaver.
Galaxy Corp.
And look what else you can count on.
We deliver the Saturday Night Guarantee.
Oh, outspoken, uninhibited HBO Late Night.
And now, the HBO Late Night Series, The Chris Rock Show.
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Scott Roper always knows what to say.
That thong in the suitcase, that's not getting worn on the beach.
I'm very disappointed.
You didn't even try it on him.
That's for me?
He's part shrink.
Give me my car, man!
You want a hard top or a convertible?
A good cop.
Chief says, good job this morning.
Congratulations.
Oh, well tell him to give me a raise then.
And all Eddie.
This is it.
This is your ride.
Oh, come on.
Now, who am I?
Red Fox?
Eddie Murphy.
Metro.
Rated R. Starts Friday, January 17th at a theater near you.
This is rice, pure long grain rice, Minute Rice, the original.
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This is what you can do with Minute Rice in five minutes.
This is what you can do with a few more minutes.
And even if you had all the time in the world, this just might be more perfect than you thought.
This is Minute Rice.
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Tuesday on an all-new Mad About You, Jamie's getting ready for motherhood.
You know, he says you'd march in there and rip it out of his stubby little hands.
How you doing?
Then hang on.
It's a crazy Tuesday news radio.
Mm-kay.
And an all-new Frasier's caught with a convict's wife.
Oh, dear God.
He'll kill us.
Then, special guest star Mackenzie Phillips reveals Richard's secret love for Caroline.
Putting it all together, meet me at Remo's?
Oh, my God, Richard.
New comedy, NBC Tuesday.
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There are some colors you can only find in the country, and these were the inspiration
for the Country Colors Collection from Ethan Allen, an affordable way to bring a fresh
look to wherever you call home.
Hurry in.
The winter sale is on now.
Siskel and Ebert give Michael two thumbs up.
John Travolta puts the film on its toes and sets it spinning, exclaims the New York Times.
Michael, the number one movie in America.
Weedie P.G. now playing.
Mr. Fish, did you cheat on your final collect-calling exam?
Cheat?
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You're watching Friends on NBC.
In the coming weeks, things will happen that will change your friend's lives forever.
New loves enter, old loves return.
What?
And you've heard the rumors.
Why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?
But Mark's taking me out.
What do you think is gonna happen?
Rachel Greensline, how may I help you?
Don't miss Friends, NBC Thursdays.
Plan the wedding of your dreams at the Winter Wedding Show, January 10th and 11th at the
Brown County Expo Center in Green Bay.
With over 150 exhibitors, it's your chance to select a wedding gown, audition live entertainment,
and sample cakes from area bakers.
And don't miss the wedding fashion shows at 11 and 2 on Saturday.
Plus win fabulous giveaways, including honeymoon vacations, or be one of the first 100 attendees
each day and receive a free engagement portrait sitting.
Help make your dreams come true.
Attend the Winter Wedding Show.
When the cold, cruelness of winter drifts in, Dodge Caravan is there to get you out.
Caravan offers lots of options that help take some of the bite out of winter, like anti-lock
brakes, sliding doors on both sides, and the ultimate winter fighter, a full-time all-wheel
drive system.
With option packages that can get you up to $1,380 in package values, the hottest spot
you'll find to travel this winter is right down the road at your friendly Dodge dealer.
It's exciting.
It's white.
And it's only here for a limited time.
It's the Sara white sale.
Your Packer Land Ford dealer's having a sale.
And everything Sara wants on sale is on sale.
Sell them all.
Right now, get $1,000 cash on the number one selling Ford Ranger.
Or choose 1,000 cash on the five-star safety-rated Ford Winstar.
Hurry to your Packer Land Ford dealer because this is no ordinary sale.
It's the Sara white sale.
She took my sale.
The difference between Packer and Panther fans, a live report at 10.
Next, on HBO, boil, boil, toil, and trouble.
There's no stain remover that can get out this spot.
Shakespeare, the animated tales, Macbeth.
Next, on HBO.
HBO is proud to present From the Earth to the Moon, an encore presentation of the show
that won the Emmy for best miniseries.
Al Bean, you are going on the moon.
This Sunday through Friday, two episodes every night starting at 7 p.m. on HBO and at 9 p.m.
on HBO+.
Y'all can come along if you like.
Don't miss the entire series over six amazing nights with this special presentation of the
miniseries the critics called one of the best of all time, what a beautiful view, an extraordinary
piece of filmmaking from executive producer Tom Hanks, From the Earth to the Moon.
Uncompromising, unparalleled, sports of the 20th century, the award-winning documentary
series you'll find only on HBO.
Discover the true stories behind America's sports legends.
He wasn't just a ballplayer who married Marilyn Monroe, an actress, but he was the ballplayer
who married the glamorous actress.
Take a journey of remembrance through the playing fields of time.
He was an American original, a genius at his art form.
There was a tragic dark side.
There are almost all geniuses.
Starting in July, every Monday night at 7, HBO Sports presents five of their best, the
critically acclaimed documentaries that reveal the unexplored stories.
It wasn't about tennis, it was about social change, and I knew that going in, I knew it.
And capture some of the most enduring images and endearing legends of our time.
Plus, Thursday, August 12th, don't miss the premiere of Fists of Freedom, the story of
the 68 Summer Games, an all-new documentary from HBO Sports, America's sports storyteller,
the heroes, the stories, sports of the 20th century, every Monday night at 7 on HBO.
The Jedi return in full force this summer in one of the most eagerly anticipated movie
events of all time.
The new episode, episode one, starts 30 some odd years before episode four, which was the
original Star Wars.
The part for me that was the most revealing was when I first saw some film, an especially
film of the desert in Tunisia, and I said, oh, I'm back.
The characters were standing there, and it was Star Wars.
Taking place in a galaxy far, far away, episode one chronicles the early years of a young
and innocent Anakin Skywalker, well before his eventual transformation into the dreaded
Darth Vader.
It's good versus evil, and we all know what that is.
And George has kind of hidden it in this really neat adventure story that's full of intrigue,
great harrowing chases, explosions, and really cool stuff.
And people.
Unlike the original, which cast relative unknowns at the time, the Phantom Menace posts some
really cool stuff, including Samuel L. Garner.
Natalie Portman, and Academy Award nominee Liam Neeson as Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn.
You still have much to learn.
Travel to the limits, which is great, a fantastic costume, never seems to get dirty, so there's
no laundry bills, and have a lightsaber that's pretty cool.
It's the first time I've ever been in something that so many people are so passionate about.
I knew if you still did it, you'd have another payment for doing it, so it's fine.
I walked on that set and I was like the happiest kid in Disneyland.
I couldn't stop grinning.
I'm just enormously pleased that George saw fit to even create a role like this for me.
I get to whisper things in Yoda's ear.
Revealed your opinion is.
But what was it like working with the real Jedi Master, George Lucas?
It's been a great experience.
Every day coming to work and hearing something new coming out of him is just a remarkable
thing.
I'm honestly the luckiest person.
I have a lot of friends who do what I do.
They're all very successful, but none of them get to enjoy the day-to-day work as much as
I do.
So what was the hardest part of making the Phantom Menace?
Leaving the set at the end of shooting, that really drove me insane because after working
with these guys for four months, you guys practically become family.
Will I ever see you again?
What does it hurt to tell you?
Star Wars Episode I, The Phantom Menace, blasts off in theaters this summer.
HBO continues the inspiring series about some of the greatest thinkers of all time.
Now, enter the world of one of history's most prolific and practical inventors.
Make science with common sense and it equals dollars.
Where work came before everything else.
His inventions are his family, they're his children.
Until one day, a runaway orphan showed him the light.
It's a heck of a lot more interesting than a light bulb.
The boy has a point.
Yes, work is important.
I never quit until I get what I'm after.
But so is family.
Discover the next inventor special, Edison, the Wizard of Light, tomorrow on HBO.
Family shows on HBO were so much fun, the folks at HBO created a whole new channel filled
with movies, brand new shows, and lots of exciting stuff just for kids and families.
It's called HBO Family, take a look at what's on, welcome to the family.
Watch out for Crash Box, an amazing new game show like you've never seen before.
Ahoy, matey.
It's not what you think, it's a really different show, jammed with cool puzzles, guessing games
and radical riddles.
Each week there'll be a mix up of different games with some of the craziest contestants
anywhere.
Hey, it's not a game show, it's a brain show.
It's all happening on Crash Box.
Every afternoon at four on HBO Family.
HBO Family.
Well, I did my time working for the man.
Now I'm breaking free to see the land.
Cause when you got the goods, it never goes away.
Up on foot forward to my dying day.
I know that I've got what it takes.
And I can't wait.
Gonna make it big in Bremen town.
When you see me on the stage, I'll be getting down.
Gonna find my dreams in Bremen town.
There's a superstar inside me and it's coming out.
I got the voice, I got the moves.
Check me out cause I'll be in the groove.
With the greatest groove you could ever hear.
Cause I will make this music to my ears.
I know that I've got what it takes.
And I can't wait.
Gonna make it big in Bremen town.
When you see us on the stage, we'll be getting down.
Gonna find my dreams in Bremen town.
There's a superstar and all of us will be finally found.
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There's a superstar and all of us will be finally found.
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Roll out the red carpet for the first ladies of fairy tale land.
With star power rules with a royal twist.
Because now it's a queendom of majestic talent that includes
Courtney Cox and Vogue, Loretta Lynn, Dionne Warwick,
Eartha Kitt, Rosie Perez, Pam Greer, Cindy Lauper, and me, Tyra Banks.
Wow!
Yes, women take the lead in fairy tale land.
Putting a new span on the classic tales are acclaimed writers
Anna Quinlan, Tama Janowitz, Erica Jong, and many more.
And giving voice to their mighty words are such legendary women
as Gloria Steinem, Betty Friedan, Anne Richards, and Maya Angelou.
So many women making so much noise.
Amazing!
Yes, fairy tale land has a whole new look, a whole new cast,
and a whole new twist.
Feminist, that is.
It's all new animated specials from the Happily Ever After
Fairy Tales for Every Child series.
I love it when a plan comes together.
And don't miss Alibaba and the Forty Thieves.
Interested?
Family shows on HBO were so much fun,
and folks at HBO created a whole new channel
with movies, rings, shows, and lots of exciting stuff
just for kids and families.
It's called HBO Family.
Take a look at what's on.
Welcome to the family.
HBO Family has put together a news show for a new generation.
What matters?
It's for kids, by kids, and about kids.
It links up with kids around the world to see how they're coping.
As un-Protestant and Catholic teenagers go to school together,
something very natural happens.
They start dating.
It takes a look at America from the point of view of your peers
and gets a handle on the problems that affect us all.
By some estimates, over one million homeless kids
hit the streets each year.
Plus, there's questions, answers, and like just feelings kids have.
I'm afraid of spiders.
Getting caught in lies.
At night, like going in my basement.
Bugs. I don't like bugs.
Hey, it's going to be your role soon.
Don't you want to know what matters?
Welcome to the family.
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Robbie Robertson and the band played in a basement with Dylan,
and nobody knew it.
We were off the map.
They created a sound that changed rock and roll.
We could do anything we wanted.
And they did everything they could.
I'm only smoking grass. I'm only doing cocaine.
We just didn't understand how powerful addiction was.
That was the beginning of the end for the band.
The real stories told by the stars who lived them coming up next.
Robbie Robertson, the band and beyond.
This is a message for LeAnn Daly, card member since 92.
Just a reminder, when you have an unusually large expense to settle,
nothing quite fits the bill like the no-preset spending power of American Express.
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Yet another reason to do more with the American Express card.
Universal Pictures invites you.
We'll use humor to heal pain and suffering.
To discover the world of Patch Adams.
Our job is improving the quality of life.
If you've only seen it once.
Donner, party of 50.
Experience the feeling.
I'm worried that you help people, Patch.
You have a gift.
All over again.
You treat a disease, you win, you lose.
You treat a person, you win.
Patch Adams, rated PG-13, now playing.
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If you're looking for bread to serve with dinner, it's in the fridge.
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Jake.
My defense.
Legroom.
An obedient dog.
That's easy.
My teammates and my Corolla.
My royalties.
It's down there.
Tooth fairy.
What can you count on?
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Next, an all-new Seinfeld in Kramer's new little buddy.
What are you, an idiot?
And suddenly Susan has Bob Dole.
Thank goodness Elizabeth's kept her day job.
All-new NBC Tonight.
I just have one thing to say to all those tough teachers who made me study so hard.
Thanks a million.
Now, meet NBC's newest Must See TV Thursday Night Star.
Here she comes
On Thursday night
She's on after Seinfeld
And she's out of sight
Out, out.
Hey, hey, are they on it?
The Naked Truth on NBC
The Naked Truth after Seinfeld
Thursday on NBC
Premieres one week from tonight.
Hey, hey.
Seinfeld all-new next.
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Sunday, it's an all-new third rock.
Looks like Dick's doing a little research.
I'm finding out what happens when the spit hits the fan.
Better hang tight.
This show's big with guests Mike Dicke and Wayne Knight.
Plus Harry as Mrs. Dupe-Chick?
Sure.
Hello.
Then a special Sunday Men Behaving Badly.
Great.
Must See Comedy NBC Sunday.
This was my first car.
And I wanted my first car to be a stick.
I walked into the satin dealership.
I met my sales consultant.
I told her, I don't know how to drive a stick.
I grew up in New York City where a lot of people don't even know how to drive.
She said, no problem, I'll show you how.
You gotta have it just right.
Easing up on the clutch, easing down the gas.
Bam.
Off the clutch, you're on the gas.
I liked my satin so much I told my mom she should buy one.
She did.
But she bought the automatic.
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Five children, very busy.
Just as dinner is beginning, the phone is ringing.
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I got to choose three different kinds of shrimp, my favorite kind.
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It's the best thing to happen to breakfast in a generation.
Introducing New Kellogg's Honey Crunch Corn Flakes.
Sweet life that's calling or falling with something bold.
It's a kick, it's a crunch taste of honey and a heart of gold.
Sweet honey and nuts baked to an incredible crunch.
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That's a taste of honey and a heart of gold.
Delivering pizzas is a whole other culture.
I mean, my car is my castle.
And the more they tip me, the quicker it will get paid off.
That tip was a dollar and change, which is pretty standard.
Thanks a lot.
That tip was a big round zero.
Well, I bought my Saturn because it handles great.
I like its ABS and traction control.
$16.95 is your total.
I've never had anybody come to the door naked.
I've had a woman come to the door with a bikini on in the middle of winter,
and she was awful cold.
This week, Kevin Spacey hosts an all-new Saturday Night Live
with musical guest Beck, plus John Cleese, Michael Palin,
and, you know, the usual suspects.
Ford Ranger is so useful it can even do your laundry for you.
First, make sure your clothes are dirty enough.
Excellent!
Add detergent,
filter line with water,
wash,
put on spin cycle,
and hang your clothes out to dry.
Ford Ranger, America's best-selling compact pickup,
starting at just $10,880.
Definitely makes the life lighter.
The critics are on board.
Turbulence is Twister at 36,000 feet.
He's crazy!
Over-the-top action.
Fasten your seatbelts for the thrill ride of the year.
Say your prayers.
Turbulence, rated R, starts Friday.
They say you can never be too thin, unless you've got thinning hair.
So my New Year's resolution is to regrow mine with Rogaine,
because now you can get this new Rogaine starter kit,
a four-month supply for half price.
So don't just stand there.
Get growing.
Next, an all-new Suddenly Susan has bought Dole.
Thank goodness Elizabeth's kept her day job.
And a nose for comedy.
I think that drink had an umbrella in it a minute ago.
Come on, it's what's on the inside that counts.
And don't you forget it.
Then it's a bonus third rock and Frasier.
Must-see TV tonight.
Sell them all.
Right now, test-drive a Ford Contour and get a Reggie White ball cap.
Buy Contour and get $750 cash plus an autographed copy of Reggie's book In the Trenches.
Get to your Fagerland Ford dealer, because this is no ordinary sale.
It's the Sarah White sale.
She took my sale.
Plan the wedding of your dreams at the Winter Wedding Show, January 10th and 11th
at the Brown County Expo Center in Green Bay.
With over 150 exhibitors, it's your chance to select a wedding gown,
audition live entertainment and sample cakes from area bakers.
And don't miss the wedding fashion shows at 11 and 2 on Saturday.
Plus win fabulous giveaways, including honeymoon vacations.
Or be one of the first 100 attendees each day and receive a free engagement portrait sitting.
Help make your dreams come true.
Attend the Winter Wedding Show.
Did you know a certain burger has 28 grams of fat?
Another one has 39 grams?
A great sandwich doesn't have to have all that fat.
At Subway, 7 of our 6-inch subs have 6 grams of fat or less.
Take the Subway challenge and decide for yourself.
At a Subway near you.
The difference between Packer and Panther fans.
A live report at 10.
You've got this huge customer.
They're so huge, sometimes they don't even know when they've received a shipment.
Whose problem is this?
Yours.
That's why you ship UPS.
Because only UPS captures signatures electronically.
Then you can use UPS online tracking software to see your customer's actual signature.
So when they say, we never got it, you can say, not only did you get it, but you don't dot your eyes.
UPS online. Are you connected yet?
Critics are calling one fine day absolutely charming.
I'm not like every other man you know.
I'm not like every other woman you know.
Michelle Pfeiffer is perfect.
Are you flirting with me?
I am.
George Clooney is irresistible.
She told you she likes me?
It's so obvious, Daddy.
It's the first gotta-see-it romantic comedy since Sleepless in Seattle.
I think my dad likes your mom.
One fine day.
Wait.
Yeah, okay.
Rated PG.
Now playing only in theaters.
Life's a trip.
And it takes money to get where you're going.
That's what mutual funds are for.
At Janice, making money means looking for breaks nobody else saw coming.
Jumping on and riding them in.
No matter what the market's doing, there are great companies to invest in.
Janice finds them.
So you can get there.
Janice No Load Mutual Funds.
When we gave drivers of the Mercury Villager a smooth car-like ride,
we didn't forget about the passenger's comfort.
We gave them independent heating, air conditioning, and separate audio controls,
along with four captain's chairs and an innovative sliding rear seat,
all giving further proof that Mercury Villager's back seats don't take a back seat to anyone.
Imagine yourself in a Mercury.
The Jack Wars.
Mark Brunel and Jackson Villarro went away from history.
The Patriots, through Bledsoe's team, has Super Bowl dreams of its own.
The AFC Championship Sunday.
One, two, three.
Maxwell House introduces a distinctly American Blank.
New Master Blank.
Crafted to be especially smooth.
It's always good to the last drop.
Makeup that looks just applied all day and won't rub off on your collar.
Or on him.
Revlon's Oil-Free Colorstay Makeup.
Revlon.
Whoa, let me introduce myself.
I'm a cupcake from Little Debbie, America's number one snack cake.
Ta-da!
I cost a mere pittance, and I'm quite a morsel, if I do say so myself.
Hey, what about me?
New Fajita Wraps come from a place where great taste is guaranteed.
For marinated grilled steak or chicken and roasted fresh veggies, make your mouth water.
Guaranteed.
Where is this extraordinary place?
Taco Bell.
Introducing Taco Bell Fajita Wraps.
So different, so unexpected, so totally delicious.
They're guaranteed.
Whole another culture, I mean, my car is my castle.
The more they tip me, the quicker it'll get paid off.
That tip was a dollar and change, which is pretty standard.
Thanks a lot.
That tip was a big round zero.
Well, I bought my Saturn because it handles great.
I like its ABS and traction control.
$16.95 is your total.
I've never had anybody come to the door naked.
I've had a woman come to the door with a bikini on in the middle of winter, and she was awful cold.
Friday night is NBC 26 night at the Green Bay Gamblers.
Got to keep your glove hand up.
Be there when the Gamblers battle North Iowa.
Don't let them get in too close.
And five lucky winners will get to take a double shot at NBC 26 Sports' Derek Venkus.
Always use your pads.
Get a puck by Derek, and you win a Gamblers jersey and a brand new color TV from Hi-Fi Heaven.
Say, you got a cup?
You got to be there to win.
Parents raise money to save school.
The story at 10.
Three, two, one.
This is NBC.
That's right, folks.
Mr. Personality himself, Bob Dawes, on that there's-suddenly-Susan show next on NBC.
Look, I'm telling you, you broke the zipper.
And I am telling you, it was broken when you brought it in.
Hey, those are my fat pants.
That zipper can hold back a charging-