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Spend Ben Stein's money and turn Ben Stein on. Thursday nights at 10, starting June 22nd, only on Comedy Central.
It's just a harmless magic show.
Don't miss the Comedy Central premiere of Penn and Teller, Folk Thilia, this Friday at 9 p.m. only on Comedy Central.
And now, Premier Week continues with a new episode of South Park.
And now, with an I want to know update, here's Kristen Riggs.
John, last week we broke the story of the missing cheddar. We found it at Wendy's.
In a revealing conversation with founder Dave Thomas, he admitted needing it for Wendy's Cheddar Lover's Bacon Cheeseburger.
It's got a lot of cheddar.
Always the salesman, Dave made us one with bacon, sauteed onions, and yes, lots of cheddar cheese sauce.
Now that we've solved the mystery, there's nothing left to do but enjoy.
Come try Wendy's new Cheddar Lover's Bacon Cheeseburger.
Just say cheese.
Back to you, John. I'll do the jokes.
The 99 Mitsubishi Eclipse, postponed adulthood, starting in under $17.5, now available with 0.9% APR financing for 48 months.
Agent Mulder has a secret time duct in him.
The X-Files.
Oh my God.
An all-new episode tonight at 9, 8 Central on Fox.
Tonight, first on Fox 11 News at 9.
I'm Melissa Goldfein. Coming up tonight, we'll tell you how people in northeast Wisconsin are making today a special one for moms.
Tonight on Fox 11 News at 9.
Explorer Sport, driving at your Baggerland Ford store today.
First, we stole their fries.
Then we took their toast.
Now we've got their croissants.
No wonder the French hate us.
Right now, Hardee's has a great deal on Sunrise Croissants, our flaky, buttery croissant sandwiches.
With your choice of ham, bacon, or sausage, or just two for $3.
They're Hardee's.
And so much more.
Life is full of good reasons to give someone a warm hug.
Why do things taste so good? Why do things taste so good? I'm telling you why. Nutri-sweet is why. Everything good tastes so good.
It's easy to clean your front teeth, but to really clean those hard to reach back teeth, you can either get a flip top head or get a reach tooth brush.
It's called reach because, surprise, surprise, it has an angled neck designed to reach right into the back teeth and unique longer, softer outer whistles to massage and clean along gums.
So to really clean those hard to reach back teeth, either get a flip top head or get reach from Johnson & Johnson.
This morning, I was following a Sears service truck when it dawned on me. I see Sears trucks all the time.
It also dawned on me that I hardly ever see a service truck from those so-called super stores.
So before you make that next big buying decision, ask yourself what kind of service you'll get five years from now or if they'll even be around to answer the phone.
That's one of the big reasons I feel better when I buy a major appliance or electronics from Sears.
And that's what they mean by your money's worth and a whole lot more.
Red lobster. Tonight, try 30 shrimp for just $8.95. Golden fried shrimp. Mmm, grilled. Shrimp scampi. 30 shrimp on one plate just $8.95. Only at Red Lobster.
How would you improve a Big Mac? I would rearrange the sesame seeds in a variety of patterns to reenact famous naval battles.
Yeah. I think we'll stick with the classic one-of-a-kind Big Mac you just can't improve.
Attack.
Once upon a time Goldilocks set out to find the driest diaper. First she tried loves. It's not the driest.
Next, pampers. It's not either. Then Goldilocks tried huggies. This one is just right.
Kleenex Huggies Super Trim Diapers have leakage control shields. They help funnel wetness into the blue inner layer to keep baby skin drier than loves or pampers.
So Goldilocks wears huggies now and everything's just right. Huggies. Happily ever after.
She's got legs. Ooh, she knows how to use them. Sheer elegance legs. She knows how to choose them.
Some women live in sheer elegance. The pantyhose that looks and feels like real silk from the Orient.
Some things are made to function in the freezing cold. Ordinary plastic wrap isn't. And if a wrap doesn't cling in the cold, it won't protect your food against freezer burn.
That's why we created freeze lock plastic freezer wrap. When these two pieces of freeze lock overlap and their special cling strips lock together,
well, you're not going to believe your eyes because no other wrap in the world clings like this.
Freeze lock keeps clinging in the cold so it keeps protecting against freezer burn.
Cheesier, junkier, spicier, tastier.
New improved French bread pizza from Weight Watchers. Who else?
This is CBS. When he heard the news, he left in haste. Didn't want to miss that big bowl taste. McDonald's Chevrolet Melts.
It's beef from McDonald's, a quarter pound on a toasted rye bun, but it won't stay around. McDonald's Chevrolet Melts.
With cheddar cheese sauce, grilled onions, too. It's a big bowl taste. Too good to be true. McDonald's Chevrolet Melts.
For a limited time to go at McDonald's.
This is old. This is new. At Montgomery Ward, 1,000 of the hottest brand name items in America are on sale now.
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Temperatures in the teens tonight. The cold news at 11.
The Wizard of Oz. Sponsored by McDonald's. Good time. Great taste. That's why this is my place.
Please memorize the preamble to the Constitution.
Who is Moby Dick? 500 words Thursday.
You need to bring in 20 different species of insects.
Where are we going to find 20 insects? I don't know.
You know why. What? Why? Why what?
Who is Moby Dick? Oh well. Great. Just 498 more words.
And now for your next design.
Introducing sugar free dentine, the sugar free gum made to make your breath beautiful.
What do you like about new sugar-free dentine?
They'll kiss you for it.
I thought I could just dive right into that bowl of sugar and scoop up a big heaping spoonful and dump it all over my cereal.
But do I need to do that?
I mean, do I need those calories?
And the taste of Equal is gonna make me just as happy.
Equal tastes like real sugar because Equal is made with NutriSweet.
I could save a few calories here, a few calories there. Tonight, I can have ice cream.
Maybe.
Equal. What a sweet choice.
If you use Axlax, you should know about something new from Phenomint.
A chocolateed laxative made with real natural mint.
New Phenomint chocolateed mint laxative.
Gentle overnight relief.
Chocolate mint taste. Phenomint.
You think this is inappropriate for the boat?
When Tom Hanks dances his way into Meg Ryan's heart...
Stop right there! I love you!
...it's an island of laughter...
...in an ocean of love.
You want to marry her? Yeah.
You want to marry him? Yes.
Then marry.
Joe vs. The Volcano. Rated PG. Starts Friday, March 9th at a theater near you.
They instantly turn on. You put that show lead on, and that spark is right there.
That's the difference between a good dog and a great dog.
These are champions. They deserve the best.
And I recommend Pedigree and Pedigree Meal Time.
Pedigree. Recommended by top breeders.
And now there's a new kind of pedigree.
Pedigree Choice Cuts. Tender, juicy, meaty chunks with a sauce dogs can't resist.
One look tells you its choice. One feeding shows you its irresistible.
New Pedigree Choice Cuts. Recommended by top breeders.
First came the Magic Kingdom.
Then the incredible Epcot Center.
Now comes the new Disney MGM Studios theme park.
The Disney MGM Studios theme park at Walt Disney World in Florida.
It's the fresh cracked grade A egg. Canadian style bacon. Golden melted cheese.
On a toasted English muffin that gives Egg McMuffin that classic one of a kind taste.
It's the two all beef patties. Special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions.
On a sesame seed bun that makes Big Mac a one of a kind classic.
Big Mac and Egg McMuffin. Two great tests. Only at McDonald's.
This is Vince Bagley. WBAL-TV and the Enoch Pratt Library need your help.
Team shirts, pennants, hats, awards and other items from the Black Baseball Leagues
are needed for an exhibit on the history of Black Baseball in Maryland.
If you have these items and know someone who does, please call 396-5494 for more information.
This is CBS.
We all grow up, it seems, waiting for grades. Be good, be better, be the best.
Recently, Roy Rogers got theirs. We put our chicken to the test against Kentucky Fried's original recipe
and more people preferred the taste of Roy's. It's not exactly an A in arithmetic.
Very good, Donald.
But for us, it's nothing less than a four star rating in fast food.
We guarantee Roy's chicken tastes better than Kentucky Fried or your money back.
Want to give yourself a treat? You want a taste that can't be beat?
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Just about every cookie and cracker Sunshine makes has absolutely no cholesterol.
Now what could be better than sunshine? Have a little sunshine.
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A Maryland police department is being investigated in connection with an arson fire.
The story on News 11 tonight.
Embarrassing moments. Hi. Hi. Is that the girl you like? I wish I could have disappeared. How could I have been such a klutz? It was worse than I had feared. Don't worry, I got it.
It's nothing new, but it's for me. Just the way it ought to be. Somethings are perfect just the way they are. The taste of chocolate when it's a Hershey bar.
Hershey bar. Somethings are perfect just the way they are. The taste of chocolate when it's Hershey bar. The great American chocolate bar.
Education takes a great teacher, a nice school, and more. It takes a computer to punch, a rainbow of paints, a world of books, which all takes.
That's why JIF is building the Children's Education Fund. From now through April 30th, every time you choose JIF, JIF will make a donation to America's schools.
The goal is to raise $4 million or more. So choose to help America's kids. Choose JIF.
Hello?
Do you keep your cat box nice and fresh? Uh-huh. Uh-oh.
Try Fresh Step, the only litter that releases tiny odor controllers every time your cat scratches her steps. Fresh Step. Freshens with every step.
Impeccable credentials. Warm and intelligent. Experienced. Hall is on. Comes to CBS this morning, beginning Monday.
The young woman's death puts Paradise in a hanging mood. Tomorrow he's gonna be wearing this. And Ethan is forced to risk his own life to save an innocent man. Saturday.
This is CBS.
If you get pregnant, this is what the rest of your teenage years are going to sound like. You can go farther when you don't go all the way. If you need help, call this number.
My father always told me buying a car takes experience, and you never get it right the first time. So what did he say when you got your ego summat?
Beginner's luck. My father also told me a few things about buying my first car. He said the key to getting it right is knowing where to get it. And he was right.
See your local Jeep and Eagle dealer where you can expect the best.
Baltimore City and County team up to talk garbage. The story at 11.
The Wizard of Oz.
Sponsored by Campbell Soup.
Any time of day, Campbell soups are good.
Something kind of big is about to happen.
It won't change the world.
It won't change your life.
What it will change is how you think about five o'clock.
Because starting at five,
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I like rich, creamy tasting things. But I also like to stay away from cholesterol and saturated fat.
I found a smart new way to do both. New Coffee Mate Liquid non-dairy creamer.
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Coffee Mate Liquid is a smart new way to have a taste you like. Without the fat and cholesterol you don't.
Rich, creamy and smart new Coffee Mate Liquid from Carnation in your grocer's dairy case.
We're gonna baby you with the softest Kleenex tissue ever.
Our new Kleenex is so much softer and stronger, it'll comfort you like never before.
Our softer, stronger Kleenex tissue is the new way.
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Presenting Docker's Stretch.
Romeo must die. Rated R. Starts tomorrow at a theater near you.
Kelso singing the breakup blues.
Jackie, please take me back here.
And all new That 70s Show.
Then separate Titus from the rest of the pack.
Because it's different.
Good times.
And all new Titus. It all starts at 8, 7 Central Fox Monday.
Feast your eyes on gorditas from Taco Bell.
Warm, pillowy flatbread loaded with seasoned beef and all your favorite stuff.
Choose from Baja, Santa Fe or Supreme.
I'm going to the movies.
Hey.
Phillips High Definition Home Theater.
Travel light.
I can pack everything I need.
Ford Ranger.
The durable, authentic khaki you'll wear out before they do.
Introducing chicken salad at Subway.
Try our delicious chicken salad sub handmade right in front of you.
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Call it a bonanza, an extravaganza.
It's how you save on tires.
Now at Pep Boys, all 35,000 mile tires are four for only $99.
And all 70,000 mile tires, four for $169.
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Cars like us.
People love us.
Heads up. Sunday, May 23rd.
Independence Day is coming to Fox.
A special movie presentation starting at 7, 6 Central.
It's good.
It's real good.
It's home cooking soup.
It's not hot enough.
No?
Well, better let me check.
Gee, I'd say perfect.
Charlie, what do you say?
Celery and carrots are mighty good.
Well, Stan, how about you?
Chicken's delicious.
Noodles, too.
Golly, Fred, looks like you got nothing to complain about.
Gee, guys, thanks for nothing.
Don't mention it.
Our pleasure.
The name is home cooking, and so is the taste from Campbell's.
First came the Magic Kingdom.
Then the incredible Epcot Center.
Now comes the new Disney MGM Studios theme park.
The Disney MGM Studios theme park at Walt Disney World in Florida.
You know, if you're on a low-fat, low-cholesterol diet,
and you start eating quaker oatmeal every day,
it could help bring your cholesterol down.
And I got numbers to show you that.
Now, I'm going to tell you about something
they can't measure with numbers, OK?
I just plain feel better every day.
As a matter of fact, most of the time, I feel terrific.
And to me, that's worth more than all the numbers they got.
Quaker oatmeal is the right thing to do.
Them lemons, they roll.
Them lemons, they bounce.
I've even seen a lemon drop.
Them lemons smell so fresh and fruity
like lemon-fresh Clorox.
Them lemons smell so fresh and fruity
like lemon-fresh Clorox bleach.
What happens when we put Clorox bleach in soft scrub cleanser?
Ooh, the label turns green.
And stains come clean.
Get soft scrub with the stain-fighting power of bleach.
One night, two electrifying hours.
Fifty-one of America's most beautiful women.
Miss Texas, Miss Louisiana.
Dick Clark and Entertainment Tonight's Lisa Gibbons
host the 1990 Miss USA Passion Friday, March 2nd on CBS.
This is CBS.
I'm gonna think I could've married a man
who drank just plain orange juice.
I told you life with me would be paradise.
Introducing Dole Paradise Fruits,
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that are a delicious change from the ordinary.
Pineapple, orange, guava?
Pineapple, passion, banana?
Passion? Passion?
Well, have another.
Lamps a little fresher with Dole.
The Corlick Sisters on Denny's 10-Minute Breakfast Special.
If you order a Grand Slam breakfast,
bring lots of paper towels for your waitress.
She won't need paper towels.
She will if she doesn't serve the Grand Slam in 10 minutes.
What's that got to do with it?
Well, that's when she has to spill breakfast all over herself.
She doesn't have to spill it?
They said after 10 minutes, it's on them.
That means it's free.
Well, of course there's no charge
after they've spilled your food at Denny's.
Denny's, Denny's.
Now you can have your breakfast or lunch served in 10 minutes
or it's free, only at Denny's.
A Maryland police department is being investigated
in connection with an arson fire.
The story on News 11 tonight.
How would you improve an Egg McMuffin?
I'd use hand-selected New Guinea ostrich eggs,
charbroiled over a hickory spit.
Really?
We'll just stick with the fresh grade A eggs
that make Egg McMuffin a one-of-a-kind classic.
First, there was contact.
Then there was two Sudafed.
Today, there's Co-Advil.
Co-Advil has what no other cold product has,
a pain reliever in Advil plus a proven decongestant,
a combination never available before in just one tablet.
So when you have nasal congestion, sinus pressure,
and aches, pains, sore throat, even fever,
Co-Advil gives you relief without drowsiness.
Read label before using.
New Co-Advil.
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Now you're cooking healthy.
Salt-free.
I love Mrs. Dash.
Shaking on the flavors.
Sexy, healthy.
I love Mrs. Dash.
Mrs. Dash.
14 herbs and spices for healthier flavor instead of salt.
Your heart will thank you.
I believe my heart will thank you.
How long are they going to worship this guy?
Hey, we got Cy Young winners over here.
Come on, Alice.
Pull.
Step into it.
Feel bigger?
Yeah.
Hi, Tom.
Chicks dig the long ball.
Hey, have you guys seen Mark?
You guys seen Mark?
Mars cheese?
Somebody order a pizza?
What can I say?
It's college.
So it's not like I have a ton of time or money to shop for a car.
But I heard some pretty good things about Saturn's website.
I could actually pick out a car, play around with options,
figure out monthly payments,
and Brian, my sales consultant, treated me great,
considering the first time we met was when he stopped by with my coupe.
Hi, I'm here with the Saturn.
Somebody order a Saturn?
The durable, authentic khaki.
It gets better with every wash.
Don't touch that remote.
Tonight on Fox, one of life's burning questions will finally be answered.
If one of you falls and there's no one around, do you make a noise?
Are you kidding?
Scott fell last week.
He hasn't shut up about it since.
Help me!
An all-new Family Guy, coming up next on Fox.
The third time isn't a charm for the Onidas Tribal Chairwoman.
Tonight on Fox 11 News at 9.
Good evening, Wisconsin.
Weeknights at 5 on Fox 11.
Next Sunday on the season finale.
The Simpsons are going to Japan.
We're rich.
I gave them 100 bucks and I got 11,000 yen.
Can I have an envelope for this, please?
That will be 12,000 yen.
Stop!
Isn't this that cartoon that causes seizures?
Hey, what's Baby Huey doing?
Says here they throw salt before they wrestle to purify the ring.
There's some salt, tubby.
I am honored to accept your waste.
Check it out.
Dad's on TV.
Yeah.
Now, Happy Mother's Day from the Family Guy.
It's all new on Fox.
You're up to see the Wizard of Oz.
Sponsored by McDonald's.
Good time.
Great taste.
That's why this is my place.
Dad, can I parachute out of my bedroom window?
No.
Can I grow a mustache?
No.
Can we go shark fishing?
No.
Dad, can I have a pit monkey?
No.
Oh darn.
Beekeeping!
No!
Dad?
What?
Can we go to McDonald's?
Yes.
Yes, we can.
Can I drive?
No.
Oh.
Why are things so good?
Why are things so good?
I'm telling you why NutriSweet is why
Everything good tastes so good
NutriSweet has no bitter aftertaste.
That's why things made with NutriSweet taste so good.
I'm telling you why NutriSweet is why
Everything good tastes so good
NutriSweet, why everything good tastes so good.
Oh, this is classic.
To take care of ourselves, I get us the K-3 cycle of life.
And what's your contribution?
Waffles.
Gold.
Mmm.
Delicious.
Mmm-hmm.
Waffles.
Eggo NutriGrain Waffles.
Okay, NutriGrain Waffles.
Made with the whole brain.
Yes, fine.
No preservatives.
No sugar added.
Hey, these are nutritious.
Eggo NutriGrain Waffles from Kellogg, also in raisin and bran.
Honey, I knew your contribution was just as important.
Ron, let go my Eggo.
Yeah, yeah.
Mmm-hmm.
Hold me
Warm me
Won't you comfort me
Hug me
It makes me feel so good
Life is full of good reasons to give someone a warm hug.
A warm hug from Campbell
Mmm-hmm.
Good.
I hope you join us later tonight for Major Dad Shanna Reed will be here along with horror
film director Five Barker and we'll find out whether the phrase okie dokie is sweeping
the country or not.
Vote for Mike Brady.
That's what I call impartial.
No bribes get to this guy.
Maybe you can get some chocolate chip cookies, too.
He's tireless and his loyal campaign staff is a tightly knit team.
I couldn't have had two better men working for me.
Three better men working for me.
That's your vote for the Brady.
You name the time and the place.
Friday at 8.
The personal and private information you're being asked to provide on the 1990 census questionnaire
will not go to any other government agency, not the IRS, not the immigration, not even
the Justice Department.
By law, no such information can be shared with anyone.
Hi, I'm Curtis.
I love Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.
I like to get here early.
Sometimes three, four hours early, way before the stores even open.
You know, to check up on Tony.
Sure, everybody knows that Kellogg's Frosted Flakes are great on the inside.
But I see it as my job to make sure they're just as great on the outside.
Look at that.
It's perfect.
It's perfection.
They're great.
Done.
It's great.
It's great.
The all-new Volkswagen Golf.
It's smarter looking, at least.
Are you crazy?
No, Johnny, don't.
I gotta save.
No, Johnny.
Johnny, I'm telling your mother.
This isn't funny.
Okay, sweetie, thank you.
Johnny.
Johnny.
I got him.
Oh, thank goodness.
Johnny?
Could I have yours?
Family Guy will be right back on Fox.
So get out of the shade and into a sunspot only at your Packerland Ford store.