America has more freedom of choice than a hungry man can handle.
Breakfast in America is the first nightmare of the day.
Eggs over easy, eggs over difficult, pancakes with pepper jack, crushed wheat fried in the pan,
flapjacks with sugar pops, puff free range rice twice with freshly squeezed guava juice.
By the time you finish choosing, you have to break for lunch.
If you read the whole lunch menu, you'll miss your dinner.
And if you think the food's complicated, what about the phone system?
Here it can take three different phone companies to get from one part of the country to another.
In Australia it's much simpler because only telecom connects you from anywhere in the country to anywhere in the world.
America's dream is Australia's reality.
Telecom, Australian for so much better.