Four cockroaches. Am I allowed to brick them?
That's it.
Anyway, it's five minutes past Mandrake time. Where's me paper?
It's in the lounge.
Oh.
Hello everybody. Here comes the body.
Shut up, Bob.
Hello world. Yes, it's me, Bobby Bullpitt. Don't swoon. I'm human.
If you're human, how come you can peel bananas with your feet?
Yours.
Welcome to an evening with Hogs.
Actually, I wanted to call this show, Hogshead Revisited.
Um, without poofs.
But, you know, the channel objected.
Anyway, I haven't just invited you, have I?
And the winner is...
Kingswood Country, 7 Network.
Accepted by Tony Sattler and Gary Valle, Company Directors, Arrows Productions.
Congratulations.
Thanks, Mariah.
Well, this is really a surprise and it's really wonderful.
Thanks to the viewers of TV Week.
You can write till you're blue in the face and think it's funny,
but you really need a really skillful, terrific cast.
And it's strange in this business that they say comedy's the hardest form,
but somehow we never seem to acknowledge comedy performers on night behind this.
And I'd like to make my special tribute to the people who have been there
and the people who have been there and the performers on night behind this.
And I'd like to make my special tribute to the skills and the craft
of all the guys who work on our show.
Thank you very much.
I'd like to second what Gary said.