And now here's a piece from the Logie award winning state affair.
And the residents of Jaclyn Street Thornley got a shock this morning when they...
It'll become the main training track on those mornings when it's too early to train in the city.
I wouldn't begin to imagine how I'd be able to put it into short sharp succinct terms.
Just for the paper. No, television.
That's what the camera's for.
Because it won't be long before petrol's prices... oh no. Because petrol prices... oh no.
We've been sat here to get some wind and there's absolutely no wind.
Your brother obviously... Sorry?
What's the rush? What specifically were the plans for Rain Court? Was...
Were the flats to be let to accommodate some sort of... well we can continue to wander.
To wander. Were the flats to be let in...
Can I call you Steve? Yeah.
Of course with all those people there it's going to be a bit hard to see the old...
Old man.
Where are we? Mate, we are in the middle of the Swan River.
And I'm in my truck. Hold up.
Do you play any sport? Do you play any sport at all? Huh? Do you play any sport?
Sport? Very well.
I couldn't put the dentist. Oh.
You're a dentist. But what do you want?
You want to know if you play any sport.
He wants... He wants to know if I play sport.
Do you play any sport? Me? Yeah.
No. No, no, no, no.
Have you ever played any sport?
No time.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Hey, come on. That was a bloody cameraman.
I'm in the wrong job. At least I remember my mother saying.
I hear it, sorry. I mean, a thousand dollars a week, plus the added allowance, plus 16 annual...
Oh, gee. Hang on just a second.
White townspeople insist they're not racist.
Half of them Aborigines, the other side.
Fuck.
We could say, we told you so.
I knew it all along. Yep, when it comes to getting in there and doing it.
Excellent. You've got to be from the West to be any good.
What if I just trough off like this? Hang on. They're always trying to bucket us.
Those know all Eastern status.
Know all Eastern status. But now the proof is in the malady, John Scull.
But now the proof is in the... That's right, mate. No worries.
But now the proof is in the papangal.
But now the proof is in the palan... But now the proof is in the pudding.
Papal. Sorry.
That was just terrible because I was just stuck up in the...
And that's left a lot of egg on their Eastern faces.
Yeah, but what does it all mean?
I'll tell you what it means. WA is tops when it comes to sports. You better believe it.
Oh, what a mark!
Spin it! One kill!
I'm broken.
Look, they're right across the board. We've got the absolute sensations action in action for the people's satisfaction, of course.
I'm fighting a rugby league bloke named Peter Tunce. He's built like a block of flats with the top floors vacant.
Excuse me, we have a question. Do you play any sport?
No, I've got time. No, I can't.
No, all the sport I do is in the... Would you describe yourself as an active person?
What is this? This is just a... A camera?
We're doing general street interviews for a story that we're doing.
It's not our day.
Come over here. Do you play any sport? At all?
Where is the nearest post box, do you know?
The nearest post box? Good question. Very good question. Where's the nearest post box?
But how long do those tenants wait? Don't they deserve that protection? Haven't they deserved that protection for years?
Steve! Jesus, nearly got light down.
Oh!
Hang on. The residents said, I was really lucky then, Jonathan.
OK, we'll get it this time. We've got to fucking go.
Fuck, I've got one other thing to say about New Zealand.
It's coming! The biggest, brightest pageant ever!
Come along and thrill to the 1987 Channel 7 SGIO Christmas Pageant through the streets of Perth this Sunday at 4pm.
See all the floats, the clowns, the munchers, the dancers and the poo and the dogshittin', the horse-shittin'.
Wonderful.
Hi. This is the same piano...
Hi to all of Channel 7's FMTV viewers and 96... What the fuck's happened?
On the monitor blind right now.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Meantime, an intensive testing program has been in place and workers are continued... continue.
Meantime, an intensive testing program has been in place and...
Meantime, an intes... Contestinal.
Meantime, an intensive testing program has been in place and workers continue to work, hoping the Americans will accept the explanation and make a decision before Friday when...
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Meantime, an intensive testing program has been in place and workers continue to work, hoping that...
Fuckin' hell, sir.
I'll double that.
We'll double that.
Meantime, an intes...
...
Meantime, an intensive testing program has been implemented and workers continue to work, hoping the Americans will accept the explanation and make a decision before Friday when...
...management say they'll have to start laying people off. Mike Sewell, 7 National News.
I've got a... got a... got a...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Doris, Donna wants me to...
Oh, forget it.
Doris' delicate problem divides...
I hope you can live with this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Meantime, an intes...
Shut up, you old bitch.
Ha ha ha ha.
What are you crying about?
Ha ha ha.
She must have smelt Doris.
Ha ha ha.
My patron might be go out and smell Doris' fart.
Well, it's goodbye to 1987 and let's all hope for peace, happiness and good health in 1988.
Happy New Year from the Channel 7 Newsroom.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
God, that sounded phony.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm not used to saying nice things.
Well, this year we actually did try and make some documentaries.
One of them was called Potluck.
Unfortunately, a lot of it ended up on the cutting room floor.
If you watch this, you'll understand why.
What you're about to see is a recreation.
Hi, Mum.
You can look but don't touch.
Turn around.
And even as they sit here mentally spending, the $100,000 each stands to make...
100... Sorry.
Sorry. Do it again.
And even as they sit here mentally spending, the $100,000 each stands to make...
We can cut that bit.
And even as they sit here mentally spending, the $100,000 each stands to make...
A few hundred kilo... Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Fuck.
Do it again.
And even as they sit here mentally spending, the $100,000 each stands to make...
A few thousand... Oh, fuck.
Fucking hell.
Jesus Christ!
Jenny, charge your teeth.
I'm gonna be a coward.
You feel it?
I'm gonna cut you in the rear end.
I'm just kidding.
You didn't feel anything, did you?
It's all through the written, isn't it?
Come on, Mickey. Come on, that's a boy.
Come on, get into that.
That's a good fella. Good boy.
That's a way.
Oh, yes, that's a good boy.
Come on, come on, that's a boy. Good fella.
The dog senses something big, but the customs man, something bigger.
That's a way.
Oh, yes, that's a good boy.
Come on, come on, that's a boy. Good fella.
That's a good boy.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Miles, we may have been sprung, mate.
They're heading your way.
Okay, honey.
Shit fight for ten.
Come on.
We're firing with it.
Keep going.
These blacks must be hungry.
Yeah, it looked like a surprise for a few days there, man.
Jesus, these cunts can eat.
Hi. Who are the guys the cubs are looking for?
So, fuck and what?
I don't give a fuck what you look like and who you are.
You could even get rooted.
Hi, where the...
What the fuck can I do for you?
I'm Jenny Anne Jones and that's how we reported one of the biggest drug hauls in Australian criminal history.
That's all you're getting.
What are we waiting for?
Well, how about a countdown? Like three, two, one.
Okay.
I'm looking at you, Marcus.