We don't know, nobody knows.
Thank you for coming.
You mind waiting?
Didn't I tell you I was innocent?
They can't prove it.
What's the charge?
Eating a meal?
A succulent Chinese meal?
What is the charge?
Eating a meal?
A succulent Chinese meal?
What is democracy?
Democracy manifest.
This is democracy manifest.
And then you hear the sublock in the car trying to drag him in and you say, let go of my penis!
Get your hand off my penis!
It's amazing stuff.
Stand by to receive my penis.
Limp, limp.
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Get your hand off my penis!
Steve Marshall was warned by his friends not to take his holidays.
Jeff Mullins, crime reporter, 10 Eyewitness News.
Did you break and win?
Break and win?
Well Christ, you'd rather be doing that on the drive, for Christ's sake.
Despite the number of bikers that attended the Perga Creek Run, the crowd was amazingly
well behaved.
Hi, join me every Thursday night for a night of fun and games.
Hi, join me every Thursday night at Gambaro for a night of fun and games.
Hi, join me every Thursday night for a night of good fun and games.
Hi, join me every Thursday night at Gambaro, right?
Sweet as a bun.
Sweet as a bun.
Join me at Gambaro every Thursday night.
Gambaro's.
Avoid the rush.
Book now.
In 10 Eyewitness News tonight, Queensland's most wanted man, Glenn Taylor.
What a wanker.
The job of Lord Mayor is very full time, very hard on, very hands on.
Hey, he's trying to make a fool of me.
Harry, you don't need anyone to make you look like a fool, you can do it all on your own.
Hey!
Look, for Christ's sake, get out of it!
I'm lying on the ground there drunk.
Which play?
This bloke there!
He's the cameraman, he's never been here before.
Hey!
Hey!
First time I've ever been in the street.
Keeney, Mr. Feelings is sure that you were lying drunk here in the street in front of
his house.
No?
Alright.
Malty Skilling.
And now it's time for tonight's weather.
Here's Ross.
Malty Skilling.
Bah humbug.
Look at this, let me out of here.
You're all mad.
Quick!
I look like Christopher Skays' sister.
She's had her nose done, hasn't she?
After finally getting mad dog cocks back into custody, fuck off.
One, two, three.
Oh, ugly fat, ugly fat.
Oh hi, here in America we eat a lot of spaghetti and meatballs and pancakes, but in Australia
you eat a lot of fish and chips.
And no matter what you eat, if you eat a lot of it and you don't exercise, it's going to
end up right here.
And that's why I went in the studio Australia, well not in Australia, I went in America,
and I produced this new album called Reach.
Well it comes with a book so you learn how to do the exercises so you can really get
in the shape you really want to be in.
You know life is too short.
Why don't you pun the, oh poo poo, I was a good one and I fucked it up.
Hi Australia, next time you want to reach for fish and chips, don't.
Reach for the brand new Richard Simmons album Reach.
You'll never reach again.
Why would you never reach again?
Well I don't know.
Good night everybody, well even though there are a few storms around the place, should
I say good night Ann?
No, you shouldn't say good night everybody.
Oh shit, I know, I know.
Stop it, stop it, yeah.
Time for weather with Ray and it's still light outside and not a cloud in the sky all day.
You're dead right Bruce.
Bruce, Glenn, I'm coming with you.
Hello everyone, I don't know whether I should say good evening or not.
Hello, here's Ray Wilkie and Ray is the rain here to stay?
Well let's hope so Mary Louise because you know we have a little bit but not a lot Mary
Louise.
Tina's enthusiasm blossomed like the flowers.
The storyteller he was, a teller of stories.
On the road again, going places that are very strange.
Meeting old people that are sometimes a bit deranged.
Gee it's good to be on the road again.
Meeting prospectors, collectors of odds and ends.
All the stories about old women and old men.
Gee it's good to be on the road again.
I'm a storyteller, a teller of stories that's what I am.
I get paid a lot and a lot I get paid to wander this land with my cameraman.
Does anybody know why that is?
On the road again, on the road again.
Everything happy.
Someday someone should write a story about me.
Oh why not?
On the human highway I'm just a journalist gypsy.
Gee it's good to be on the road again.
Come on everybody sing, you know the words.
On the road again, someday someone should write a story about me.
I'm a character as funny as can be.
Gee it's great to be on the road again.
Come on mate why don't you just change that last shot.
Oh nothing.
Sack bullet star Derek Rucker has announced a new venture for 1992.
I think we'll introduce David Fordham to get on with that one.
Thanks very much Glen.
Instead of shooting baskets he'll be shooting films.
Rucker's won a lead role in a suspense thriller to be released worldwide next year.
Did you taste them?
The way we did the sport I reckon nobody would have picked it.
I'd just shoot myself and don't worry about that.
Welcome back.
Kiwi test Ford Brent Todd will sport new club colours in 1992.
He'll trade the Canberra jersey that he's worn in three grand finals for that of the
wooden spoon as the Gold Coast Seagulls.
It's been the worst kept secret on the Gold Coast but this is a signature that Wally Lewis
and Larry Maloney have been waiting to add to that of State of Origin prop Ford Steve
Jackson's.
I was always going to come here no matter what.
I made the decision way before the grand final.
Well mainly the Gold Coast because the shield is a good looking I want to fuck them all.
Fordo.
Fordo reads the news like he plays golf.
Badly.
Fordo.
Fordo.
Fordo.
Fordo.
Oh shit I'm sick of saying his name.
Fordo.
If you want more sport stick with Fordo.
Fordo.
Fordo.
Fordo.
Fordo's got more hair than Wally.
You are fucking kidding.
Fordo.
Fordo's got more time for sport.
He's fucking always playing he hasn't got any time for work.
If you want more than just the scores catch Fordo for the whole sports picture.
Fordo knows sport and the people who play it.
You're in the water off the tee that's right from the start.
Turn it up.
Fordo he's a good sport.
Like shooting.
Fordo is a real asshole let me tell you.
Fuck Fordo.
Fordo.
What would he know?
It's at 6 on 10's Eyewitness News.