Good evening, jo estet kivánok.
Welcome to another week's edition of World Soccer.
It's been an action-packed week in the World Game,
with key matches being played both in the European Champions League
and in the Copa Libertadores.
And tonight's program will feature highlights from both these tournaments,
as well as our weekly round-up of domestic action and highlights packages.
Our Champions League coverage will include the big clash
between Ujpesh Dózsa and Trabzonspor,
over to Greece for Panathinaikos at home to Dnieper.
And we chart the rise and rise of Italian giant killers,
and our son Benedetta Thieser, who...
Excuse me.
Our apologies, we seem to be having a few technical problems.
With our film of those games, we will bring them to you as soon as we are able.
Now, Tizan.
Where's Tizan?
We hate you.
I'll put you off now.
I love you.
One, two, three, four!
Buzzard, buzzard, buzzard, buzzard!
Skat, skat, skat!
Skit, skit, skit, skit!
Skat, skat, skat!
One, two, three, four!
Yeah!
One, two, three, four.
It's on your night go.
Straight, straight, straight.
Battle, battle, battle.
Wait, wait, wait.
Say, ah, say, ah, say, ah, say.
La Moya Moya Moya
One, two, three, four
Toucha toucha toucha
Right right right
Throw the throw the throw the
That's like a death knack
Tidey tey tey tey
M. Y. M. Y. M. Y
Tid�� simulations
Ah boy, ah boy, ah boy
I'm 5 foot 10, I've got long curly hair, big blue eyes, long figure, 38 inch tips and a nice smooth shaven putty
Right I see, and would you say that you're an attractive girl?
Yeah
Well that's excellent, what about your neck, do you have a nice neck?
A nice neck? I think I've got a nice neck
What about the nape of your neck? I personally find the nape of the neck is a very sexual part of the female body
Is the nape of your neck sexually arousing?
More so the back of my neck
Oh right, the back of your neck, right, as opposed to the nape
And let's just go down from the back of your neck to the shoulder blades
Now your shoulder blades move undulate like curves in the Gobi Desert, would that be a reasonable explanation for your shoulder blades?
More reasonable enough, yeah
Pretty cool beat there, I think you'll agree
Well the youth of today certainly enjoy bopping about to the melodies and rhythms of popular music groups
Popular music groups such as the Silver Beatles, the Tourists or Joy Division to name but three
One of these groups are Tism and to use the vernacular of the day these youths think that band is really ace
I caught their gig at local night spot, the Spoof Club and believe me, I was blown away
And then a member of Generation X, hey what's in with you kids these days?
I'm so old I'll probably never have heard of it and he replied Purple Haze
Purple Haze
Now I know that we should separate out garbage, the environment will give us thanks
It's going too far when teenagers recycle
They pair it's adolescent names
Do you want to save the world? Well don't recycle
Friday night is
Fifth is night Tuesday night is
Sixth is