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Is it fine there, or is it just me?
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Play Sharpshooters. It's strategy.
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There are those among us with very simple tastes.
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These expressions describe the quality collectible furniture
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Hey, Buzz. Sorry I'm late.
Rough day.
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Why switch from this freeze-dried to decaffeinated Folgers crystals?
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It looks more like dark, rich, ground-roast coffee, but it's not magic.
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Well, our kids live in a high-tech environment.
So we were hesitant about buying a farm.
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Our kids are as happy as a pig and a pen.
We've seen other farms. This one has everything.
We like that it runs on kid power.
And they're learning to take care of things.
This place is a pig's die.
There's even a hard-working farm truck.
Load them up.
And at night, it gets tucked in just like the kids.
When it comes to farming, Tonka means tough.
Music
Anderson, more relief than the regular strength of Bayer or Tylenol.
Anderson, have you really got a headache?
If you knew nothing of the world and couldn't speak and could barely see,
can you imagine how important touch would be?
That's why everything your baby touches
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Here's new croissant pockets.
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I'm only telling you this because you're my favorite.
Which of these leading cough medicines do you prefer?
Oh, that's easy.
This looks really different.
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It's watery.
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Is this a trick?
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Looks like serious medicine.
What is it?
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New?
It coats even better than before.
Better than the other leading syrup.
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Do you, Pillsbury Frosting, take this Jell-O brand pudding
to make Pillsbury's creamiest, most spreadable frosting ever?
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You ain't frosted cake.
I think Pedigree's new Mealtime with Lamb and Rice
is just about as perfect a diet as we've ever used.
Dr. William Truesdale, veterinarian
and top breeder of Champion Boxers.
This is made with real lamb meat and real rice.
We like it because of what it does for the dogs.
We like to see strong muscles.
I think we have a good example right here.
I'd have to give Pedigree Mealtime with Lamb and Rice an A-plus
from a breeder's point of view and as a veterinarian.
Pedigree, developed with vets recommended by top breeders.
So it makes my skin feel like a dried up river bed.
So I tried Dove for seven days.
I was amazed.
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What do you do when your boss hands you a ticket
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Pack.
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FiberCon or Metamucil.
Both give you the same predictable regularity,
the same natural action of fiber.
So what makes FiberCon different?
With FiberCon, I get my fiber in two caplets.
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Mothers have learned from countless doctors and pharmacists
that the way to take care of a cough is with fast, soothing Robitussin.
And they've taken this advice home.
Robitussin, recommended by Dr. Mom.
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Finding out Little Caesar's new stuffed crust pizza is a better deal at only $7.99
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Hey, beautiful toga.
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People who never imagined a minivan could drive like a car are driving the Mercury Villager.
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Have you driven a Ford lately?
Ford Escort is a surprising car.
Four cars, really.
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What's got Dion acting so sweet?
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you trying to catch this?
It could only be New Honey Frosted Wheaties,
the new frosted flake that's kicked with Wheaties energy for a prime-time taste.
Can I get anyone a beverage?
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Hey, Junior, you like the crunch, right?
Right!
Then you gotta try Crispy Wheaties and Raisins, a raisin cereal with a big crunch.
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Your eyes are important, so you need to trust them to the right person.
35 years ago when I started Pearl Vision, I established the philosophy of eye care that would always ensure a quality eye exam.
Of course, today, when you visit an independent doctor of optometry next to Pearl Vision,
you won't see me, Dr. Stanley Pearl, but you will find someone I'd even trust my own eyes to.
Nobody cares for eyes more than Pearl.
This is steel wool on a typical scratch-resistant lens, and this is a Dural lens.
No other plastic lens is more scratch-resistant.
Only Lenscrafters has them, and even these will be ready in about an hour.
It's a nice fit.
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Betty Crocker knows what guys want today.
Potatoes!
With only three grams of fat, but all the taste.
And now Betty Crocker makes one smart potato.
Milk. Back to the seconds on PBS.
Did you know that for the toughest oven grime, you have to clean your oven twice with this
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No oven cleaner cleans better or faster.
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There isn't any good part about being in pain, unless it's that moment when the pain suddenly stops.
What I like about Motrin IB is how quickly it gets me to that moment.
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If you use Crest, Colgate, Aquafresh, Mentadent or any other toothpaste, I have one word for you.
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Through the years, the Mothers of America have had a kind of medical training.
Next.
They've learned from countless doctors and pharmacists that the way to take care of a cough is with fast, soothing Robitussin.
And now at home, the Mothers of America are putting this knowledge to work.
Next.
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If the Robitussin formula is right for you, ask your doctor or pharmacist.
And for your little patient, try Robitussin pediatric cough and cold formulas.
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Show them what you've got.
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It has the power to take over your entire house.
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you could get two boxes of America's number one snack cake.
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Now, back to the seconds on CBS.
Now there's a hearing aid for Miracle Ear, so advanced it's virtually invisible.
Now you see it?
Now you don't.
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It'll show you the most common causes and solutions for hearing loss.
And we'll include the free booklets about the Mirage hearing aid for Miracle Ear.
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It's not only small, it's virtually invisible.
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It hit me a few hours ago.
Achy joints, sore throat, head burning up.
It was the flu, all right.
Couldn't wait to get home.
The flu of Advil and feel better.
Funny, it used to be Tylenol.
But it takes two regular strength Tylenol to do the job of one Advil.
Advil really gets the fever down.
And it's gentler on my stomach than Aspen.
For aches, pains, even fever.
Nothing is proven to work better than Advil.
Nothing.
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My daughter used to think fish just came from the supermarket.
You know, my son used to wait for rainbows.
But now we go looking for them.
I know they learn all about the world in school,
but now we can show it to them.
Isn't it amazing how opening one door can open up so many others?
Ford Explorer.
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I am a TV. You can watch cartoons on TV.
I'm a vacuum cleaner.
I clean up stuff that's on the floor.
I am a telephone.
If you have NCI friends and family,
you can use me to save on every long-distance call.
You save on all your calls all the time.
I'm so proud of her.
Friends and family, real savings, real simple.
These eyes have seen styles come and go.
They've seen thousands of kids through their first eye exam.
They've seen technology evolve and families grow.
They've seen Pearl Vision change the way America sees.
These are the eyes of Dr. Stanley Pearl,
the man behind every pair of Pearl Vision glasses
and the reason nobody cares for eyes more than Pearl.
Tropicana Pure Premium is so fussy,
it rejects over 140 million oranges a year.
Great to know that, isn't it, Miss?
Miss?
Tropicana Pure Premium.
Perfect.
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Wonderware won't come off on your collar
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What would I like?
Mmm, a baked lamb.
Yes.
Veal parmesan.
Oh, and garlic bread. Sounds good to me.
Yeah, all the things that give me heartburn.
Oh, and it's too late to take my pepsi AC.
What?
The package says to prevent heartburn,
you have to take it an hour before eating.
An hour? You don't have to wait that long.
I don't?
Try my Tagamin HB.
Tagamin?
That label says it takes half the time of your pepsi.
You're kidding.
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Waiter.
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I have a confession.
I don't like exercising,
but I love the Walk Fit from NordicTrack.
My time on the Walk Fit is my special time.
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My foodie, what an inspiration.
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When I first heard about the Walk Fit,
I thought, ooh, great idea.
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The fun of walking,
the benefits of exercise,
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Going my way?
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You can walk the world over
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She rides to work every day,
even when it's lousy out.
Says cars are for wimps.
About six weeks ago,
her legs were feeling kind of sore.
She'd go on working,
but wound up taking a lot of pills,
like maybe eight a day.
So I said, Joanne,
you've got to call your doctor.
He told her about a leaf.
Taken every eight to 12 hours.
With Tylenol, it was taking like eight pills a day.
With Admin, it was up to six.
So she tried a leaf.
And we got out a calculator.
And you know, for a whole day's relief,
a leaf cost about half as much as Tylenol or Adfil.
That's all it took.
She was back making us all look bad again in no time.
Doesn't take much.
A leaf, all day strong, all day long.
Another town, another Dane show and smell challenge.
Hi, my name's a gay man.
What's your name?
Wanda.
Wanda, you've tried Dane, right?
Yeah.
What's your favorite thing about it?
It cleans my clothes.
It smells good.
Can we come in and smell something?
Oh, gosh.
We're in front of a pile of clean laundry in Juanelle's house.
Oh, yeah, that sure looks clean.
Let's open that up.
And here we go.
And oh, it smells fresh.
Juanelle, that's not just plain clean.
That's Dane clean.
Congratulations, Juanelle.
You passed the Dane show and smell challenge.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome very much.
So what's the story?
I'm just a businessman who drew a bad hand
in a discount long distance deal.
And I'm not alone.
I promised big savings over AT&T.
They're not comparing similar calling plans.
I didn't see any big savings.
I may look calm, but I'm really earned.
Well, that's the story.
What are you gonna call it?
Oh, I'll think of something.
Stay tuned for Rapegate.
We'll help you get the facts.
This just in.
WKTL Weather Watch reports a possibility of snow today.
Next time, check the Weather Channel for early warnings
on weather conditions 24 hours a day.
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No place on Earth has better weather.
Some credit cards promise you'll get a lot of mileage
out of that cloud.
But Discover Card offers something you can really use.
The Cadillac Bonus Award.
So when you travel, put more than just miles under your belt.
It pays to discover.
What time is it, Grandpa?
It's almost 5 o'clock.
You better get a move on.
Hey, that new hearing aid works good.
But why can't I see it?
Because it's a miracle ear mirage.
That's really neat.
It's like almost invisible.
You know, for a long time, me and Grandpa never talked.
Mom said his hearing was bad.
I couldn't make out what you were saying.
So I called Miracle Ear for a free video of hearing loss in you.
I learned a lot of important things about hearing,
including ways to help myself.
You know, it's sad going through life
hearing what your family is saying,
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Tell me some more about fishing, Grandpa.
It is so much fun.
If you're missing what friends and family are telling you,
call the toll-free number now for your free 15-minute video,
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Welcome to Nature's Kingdom.
This week, man's quest for food.
First, eat forest, combing the wild near and far in search of edible.
Soon, the advent of fire changed his eating habits forever.
Introducing Healthy Choice Microwave Popcorn,
a great-tasting, evolutionary, low-fat snack.
Guarding against predators, however, is a constant challenge.
Try new Healthy Choice Microwave Popcorn and eat what you like.
Honey, are you there?
I work in the Education Department at the Oakland Zoo,
and that doesn't leave me much time for cooking.
Honey, if you get this message, put the lasagna in.
I think Stouffer's quality is much better.
My kids just love Stouffer's lasagna.
It's raw.
It tastes like it's made with fresh ingredients.
Stouffer's tastes like home cooking.
The stuffed green peppers taste like somebody just made them.
You're waiting on me?
It's food that you cook yourself if you had more time.
Ever wonder how One A Day got the idea
to make different vitamins for different people?
Isn't it obvious?
People have different needs.
Because women need more calcium,
One A Day Women's formula has more than any other vitamin.
For our men's formula, we increased antioxidant levels,
and our 55-plus formula has more of eight essential vitamins
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People are different.
So is One A Day. We've got the one for you.
Just because other cleaners are blue like Windex
doesn't mean they can clean glass like Windex.
Windex with Ammonia D leaves a beautiful street-free shine
just about anyone can appreciate.
Windex, best on glass.
For a conquest like this,
you need the christening and support of a walking shoe
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Kids don't always take good nutrition seriously,
but moms know it's important for growing up healthy.
That's why Flintstones has the vitamins and minerals
kids need and the great taste they love.
Just for the taste of it
Just for the tune of it
Come get the thrill of it
Die and go
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Hey, lady, isn't it about time
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What in the world?
Dad took it when you walked me to school that first day, remember?
It's amazing you didn't hate me forever
for making you wear those galoshes.
You've always tried to protect me, Mom.
That's why I bought that extra life insurance.
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They all lived happily ever after, okay?
One more?
And Jack, you went up, up, up, up the beanstalk.
Oh, what big eyes you have.
And then Mama Bear says, somebody's been eating my pie.
No, I don't know who.
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Now, this is the last one. I'm serious.
Cappuccino.
Choo-choo-choo.
Cappuccino from Maxwell House.
The magic without the machine.
From the sore throat experts who harness the wild cherry,
there's Luden's sugar-free.
For the cherry flavor wild enough to be called...
Luden.
Next on PBS, Chris Douglas does his best to bust out of a prison way out west.
Henry Fudd the co-stars, and there was a crooked man.
Next on PBS.
Crispix for me? Thank you.
Elizabeth says Crispix won't get soggy now.
We'll see.
Starts off crispy.
So far you're right, Elizabeth. Bye.
Still crispy.
Okay, but reality will soon set in.
Kellogg's Crispix cereal.
Delicious corn and rice that stays crispy to the end.
Last bite is gonna be mushy, soggy.
Hey, you're still crispy.
Want Crispix, Daddy?
Thanks, you're a doll.
You too, Elizabeth.
You can look at other people's landscapes, or you can find your own.
You know, sometimes where the pavement ends is where the world begins.
We only went to four-star restaurants until we found one with four billion stars.
Isn't it amazing how opening one door can open up so many others?
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Now, I work only with the flexible cooked pickles.
Louisage, the happy smiley face.
Claussen pickles are never cooked and always kept cold, so they're crunchier than cooked pickles.
I cannot work with these.
Pretty tasty though.
Claussen, they're crunchier.
It's hard to believe the idea escaped us until now.
Presenting Claussen sandwich slices.
A perfect fit for a perfect sandwich.
Claussen sandwich slices.
Even sliced up, Claussen's crunchy.
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Next on TBS, Kirk Douglas does his best to bust out of a prison way out west.
Henry Fonda co-stars in There Was a Crooked Man.
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We know your answer!
Come and get me!
Why, he could be anywhere, Sheriff.
Blush him out.
Kellogg's honey roasted pecan temptations put crunchy blakes full of honey in roasted pecans.
I'm coming down!
I'm coming down too!
Kellogg's temptation cereal.
The trouble is, it's just too tempting.