Honey, look, it's her. That lady from the Sprit commercial's about 10 cents a minute.
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And now I hear you can call all the way to Canada for a dime.
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Time for a crispy,
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Man, I could sure use some Tylenol for this headache.
Hey, I got this.
Ibuprofen?
No, Bill, I can't.
I got an ulcer and that could aggravate it.
No kidding, my mom's got an ulcer.
My doctor said to be careful.
Tylenol's a better choice for me.
And it works great.
If you use ibuprofen and have an ulcer, Tylenol may be a better choice for you.
Talk to your doctor.
Mom, it's Billy. How you doing?
Listen, about your ulcer.
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Can I have a smoke, please?
She got the last one.
Excuse me, I'll be right back, okay?
We need two specials.
All right, let's not take half of the bag, huh?
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I see.
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Check, please.
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So you can't keep up with your old ma, huh?
Not with this headache.
Where's your Tylenol?
Oh, it's Advil now.
Mom, you never used anything but Tylenol.
Well, times change.
There you go.
Now these days, it's Advil I trust.
A lot of people do.
And you know, two Advil work better on tough headaches than any two extra-strength Tylenol.
Welcome to the 90s, Mom.
Thank you.
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Well, there are many safety features on the Saturn.
Handle-lock brakes.
Here are reinforcements.
But I'm afraid I don't know all of them.
They had a car at the dealership.
It's a cutaway car.
You can see all the insides.
And it was very impressive.
They showed me the dual airbags.
One airbag's nice, but two airbags are great.
That's not even the best part.
The salesman walked right to the side of the car.
And he took his hand.
Balled up his fist with all his strength.
He started pounding on it.
Couldn't believe it.
No dent, no ding, no nothing.
Drive safely.
There's a hard-working gasoline.
You sure about this?
With the power to drive down maintenance costs.
Really? Are you serious?
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Exxon gasoline keeps your engine cleaner.
Clean is good.
It can help drive down maintenance costs.
Did gas do that?
Exxon gasoline can, with the power to drive down maintenance costs.
Good idea.
And so is this.
Cash and credit prices are the same.
Okay, I'll try it.
People stop and buy to rely on the tiger.
When you're waiting for a particular telephone call,
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Hey, you must be the new blue M&Ms.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
How's it feel being the new guys?
Dad, come on.
Get back in the bag.
Well, that was a brilliant idea.
I'm dizzy.
The new blue M&Ms.
Except no imitations.
Potatoes.
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Mm.
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Mom Fuji, sumo wrestler.
I don't say it.
Arc de Triomphe.
Nefertiti.
Stonehenge.
Beverly Knight.
I consider this my masterpiece.
This family have gone too far.
We're in Northern Kenya being chased by a black rhino.
Whoa!
The thing to remember when being chased by a black rhino
is that while they're great in the straightaways,
they can't corner worse beings.
The proceeding has been brought to you
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What's the easiest way to get out of a 4x4?
Get into this instead.
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With Quattro all-wheel drive
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it's what more and more 4x4 owners are getting into
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If you're online with your computer or on the phone
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how does everyone get their messages
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someone tries to call.
With a little help from the Bell Atlantic Network,
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Three new messages are in your mailbox.
And everyone can have their own private mailbox.
Wired? Yeah, you're wired.
With 25% more power,
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it's one 4-minute-old 4x4.
It'll take you to the top of the mountain
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The new, refined sidekick sport from Suzuki.
Ask anyone who owns one.
Now, after March 31st,
lease a new sport for just $229 a month
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Turn your toothbrush into a lethal weapon.
Introducing cool mint listerine fluoride toothpaste.
It kills the germs that cause plaque
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I just snagged a surfer.
So, what's the big deal?
He was chewing centerburst.
Flavor crystals? Flavor crystals? Excellent! Yes!
Centerbursts with flavor crystals bite to burst.
Actually, Abercrombie and Kent
isn't in the business of travel at all.
They're really in the business of
satisfying people's dreams.
You go to university and grow as a person.
I believe travel is every bit as important
as university.
I think the American Express card
gives one the confidence and the security
to go to the farthest corners of the globe.
Everybody knows the card,
so it's just part of the culture.
Okay, boy. Now, just like I taught you,
I want you to open the cooler,
and I want you to get me an ice-cold Pepsi.
Good boy, good boy.
Maybe later we'll play Frisbee.
Hey, you got another one of those for me?
I love this dream.
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McDonald's, everybody's a team player.
Let's meet the team, Gene St. Fluor.
This rookie holds his own with the pros,
setting a new record for most completions
in a single day.
Veteran Nikki Bailey averages 300 smiles per hour
and scores points for most handoffs
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Our team is proud to be the official break
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Come on, kitchens.
Honey, okay, we got Mini Margie, the master chef.
Frying pan, oven mitts.
She's afraid of oven mitts?
Pizza slices.
Rubber dough.
A blender.
It's got a fine-looking juicer.
At HNC, we've made cellular service simple and affordable.
Yep, a whisk?
No, but there's a very nice plastic ladle.
Yeah, I know she loves the whisk.
There's a bond there that can never be broken.
Excuse me.
Cellular made simple within your reach.
That's your true choice, AT&T.
Take a breath.
Notice anything?
Well, if you happen to have a tick-tack
in your mouth, you would.
You notice your breath tastes fresh.
People around you would notice your fresh breath, too.
Can you breathe without a tick-tack?
Of course.
But I wouldn't recommend it.
Just for the taste of it
Just for the taste of it
Come get the thrill of it
Diet Coke
This is the best of it
I forget the rest of it
Just for the taste of it
Diet Coke
Just for the feel of it
Just for the feel of it
A good feel of it
A good feel of it
This is the place for it
Diet Coke
Just for the fun of it
Come to the changes
For the taste of it
Diet Coke
I love you guys.
That's why I went for the Whopper.
Only the best.
I don't care what it costs.
Dad, wasn't this Whopper only 99 cents?
Value's an important concept.
That's why I'm doing this for you.
The Whopper.
Just 99 cents.
For a limited time at Burger King.
Significant moments in potato history.
1869.
Hello, Idaho.
And now, it's the new French Fries at Burger King.
They're hotter, crispier, and more potato-y.
The new French Fries at Burger King.
Try them.
Today's forecast.
Mostly Audi.
With a slight chance of anything else.
The Audi A6 Quattro.
All-wheel drive, all the time.
Come to Georgetown, you'll be a big man on campus.
At Indiana, you'll be on national TV.
You'll get a great education.
A college degree.
And all the crunchy tacos you can eat.
Soft tacos.
Crunchy.
Soft.
Crunchy.
Soft.
Another double-decker taco, son.
Thanks.
Coach.
Coach.
Now try the bacon double-decker tacos from Taco Bell.
Two new ways to bring soft and crunchy together for one big, sizzling taste.
A little something for the road, boys.
Now just because you wear lipstick doesn't mean he has to.
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Gut milk.
History teaches primordial perspirations shouldn't mess with one's style.
Thus, Breygarde pure power clear gel.
It's clear without flaky white stuff.
Breygarde clear gel.
Anything less will be uncivilized.
Hey, it's a cookie man.
Oh, that's my favorite.
That's a snack called double-spoon cookies.
I love the chocolate truffles.
They're both delicious.
Oh, but you can't beat those double-fudge.
Everybody loves chocolate cookies.
Yes, we do.
Moist, rich, chocolatey.
Hey, cookie man.
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If you crave the taste of chocolate, these snack wells got you covered.
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If you have an electric heat pump, you can try lots of ways to stay warm when the weather turns frigid.
But nothing beats the cozy comfort of natural gas heat.
Warm heat is gas heat.
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You can eat all you want, but you still need more.
You can stack up your shelves and clean out the store.
No matter what you do, you're gonna eat it all.
Chi Chi's Salsa.
You can't get enough.
You love Chi Chi's Restaurant.
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They style salsa.
It's thick, it's got chunky vegetables, it's got the right spices.
So when you can't get to the restaurant, get to the store.
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You can't get enough.
If you buy a Cavalier today, we wouldn't be surprised if by the time it's scheduled for a tune-up, you've already got it paid off.
If by the time it needs new rear shocks, you have your master's degree.
If by the time it needs a transmission fluid change, your baby is in first grade.
Or if by the time it needs a new muffler, we've elected two presidents.
Any car can be easy to buy.
Cavalier is easy to own.
That's what makes it a genuine Chevrolet.
Life with a rock and roller.
Three decades of gravitational pull.
Who cannot pronounce my name?
Boris Skoda.
Motherhood.
Life can put lines on your face.
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How can I be a worthy mother when all I want is my children's cereal?
Kellogg's Frosted Flakes just for kids?
Brave adults say no.
My wife said she'd do anything to help.
I told her to get me a spoon.
Now more than ever, these adults are stepping forward to admit they love that sweet, delicious crunch.
My passion finally led to a marriage of convenience.
He's a milkman.
Come on, give in.
Frosted Flakes have a taste adults have grown to love.
They're great!
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And now for our fight.
What would you do with a hundred grand?
I would buy everyone a puppy so they could feel the love that I feel right now.
I would sprinkle flower seeds all over the world.
And what would you do with a hundred grand?
I'd eat it.
A hundred grand.
Rich, chewy caramel, creamy milk chocolate, and crispy little crunchies.
And then when I was finished, I'd try to recycle the rocket.
A hundred grand from Leslie.
Now that's rich.
And now let's make that random call with today's $10,000 question.
Who shot Alexander Hamilton in that famous duel?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello for $10,000.
Oh my God.
Excuse me?
My God.
Oh, no.
I need to get some milk.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Your time is up.
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It's a beautiful day at McDonald's as Mrs. Foley steps up, checks the sign, and delivers.
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