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All joy on Earth.
Experience the all-new Bible Man adventure.
As Bible Man battles to keep the evil master of misery
from his diabolical plan to steal the joy from every person
and render faith useless.
You bet.
This Bible wants to affect a lot of people at once.
Bible Man.
The incredible force of joy.
We are all going.
Bible Man.
What?
Coming to your future.
Do you mind if I drop in?
It is said,
the only thing we have to fear is fear himself.
Of course, your faith is in the Lord.
Coming this fall,
Bible Man will face his worst nightmare
as he struggles to eliminate the fiendish works of Dr. Fear.
The fiendish works of Dr. Fear
and the special guest stars
Matt Morkanski and Daniel Spencer of
The Super Tone
plus Chris Padgett and Brad DeRoscia of Scarecrow and Tin Men.
The most action-backed adventure yet
as Bible Man teaches Dr. Fear II Timothy 1-7
that God has not given us a spirit of fear.
Bible Man.
The fiendish works of Dr. Fear.
This fall.
No one's ever escaped this before.
Who are you?
I'm Bible Man.
Bible Man!
How come you get all the fun?
Scyther, stay out of this! You're not ready!
Almost!
Don't worry about me. I can take care of myself.
What are you doing?
Shoot, Scyther. They have weapons. You have a broom.
Okay, shoot him!
Scyther, now!
I'm gonna regret this.
Bible Man, stop! Stop it!
What?
Let him go!
You always told me the quickest way to lose a fight was to lose your temper.
Chill out.
The Bible dude gets so angry,
especially with some help from my master's goal of fury.
You know you're right, Scyther.
I know that Proverbs 29-11 clearly says that only a foolish person loses his temper.
But I don't know what happened to him.
Golly, wouldn't that be swell. An angry Bible Man.
It was so strange. It was like a tidal wave of...
Fury?
Exactly.
What a busy night. Let's go.
Miles Peterson, a man who had it all.
Wealth, status, success.
Still, something was lacking.
Miserable, alone, his spirit beaten, Miles Peterson gave up.
Then, in his darkest hour, the words of a single book began to change his life.
Bible.
And at last, Miles Peterson felt the burning desire to know God.
Inspired by the Word of God, and equipped with unyielding faith,
Miles pledged to fight evil in the name of God.
Here's Bible Man.
Bible Man.
I heard you, ludicrous. Did you get it?
Of course, your violence.
Give it to me.
Did you get the pictures of our other victim as well?
Most indeed, your dudeness.
Well, Lucy, did it work?
I am the link to Underhanded Computer Influencers, or Lucy for short.
And it appears that it worked just as well on Bible Man as it did on that little brat from the school today.
Bible Man is playing right into my hands and will easily be destroyed with all the other fools who've let their anger fester.
Soon, everyone in this pitiful town will be at my mercy, or watch it be destroyed by random violence.
The most totally excellent plan it is.
Oh, spare us your shameless kissing-ups. Love what you've done with the outfit, by the way.
Stop it, you two. I despise you both equally.
And we despise you, El Furioso.
Because you, like, totally first despised us.
Say it again, Lucy.
El Furioso.
Say it again, baby.
El Furioso.
Ooh, yeah.
You're sick.
I know. Lucy, show me how well our little scheme is working on that kid, Jordan.
Playing your sleazy mouth.
Let me go.
I want to go.
That's not fair.
I'm the undisputed king of the ring.
Whoa.
And now for the wipeout of pencil-neck Pete.
Let me go, moron.
All right, I'll let you go.
We have better things to do, anyway.
Yeah, see it, dweeb.
You still have a lot to learn, Cipher.
We were a great team out there.
No, we weren't.
We weren't?
We weren't.
Look, just think of me as a diamond in the rough.
That was a good look for me.
God's work is not a game, Cipher.
And if you're not called to it, it can be dangerous.
Think about it, Cipher.
A man in spandex is no laughing matter.
There's nothing glamorous about it.
What about the new suit?
All right, I'll give you that.
The new suit worked great.
You did a terrific job on it.
See?
Good in the lab is one thing.
Good out there is...
Tell him, Eunice.
Bible man's right.
It's no game, Carrie.
Ephesians 6-12 says that our struggle is not against the people on Earth,
but against the rulers and the authorities of this world's darkness.
The highest percentage of the work is surveillance and detailed analysis or in-depth research.
Cipher, we deal with real kids who have real problems,
who need to learn to lean on God in their times of trouble.
Now, I know you mean well, and you do have potential.
And the point is?
My point is that you are inexperienced.
Look, you could have gotten us into some real trouble out there.
I just think I should do this alone.
Bible man, I know you miss Coates, but you know what they say.
The show must go on.
Who is they?
You know, they. Them.
They're the ones that say stuff like that.
But the point is, you need a sidekick and I need a job.
I don't know, Cipher.
You still have a lot to learn.
And if anything should happen to you, I just...
I couldn't bear to lose another friend.
I know.
Incoming message, Bible man.
It appears to be urgent.
Transmission on screen.
I've got vector lock on the transmission.
Good job, Cipher.
On screen, Eunice.
Transmission on screen.
Computer enhancing.
Hello, Bible man?
Bible man?
It's my grandson, Jordan Downey.
Isn't he self-flatly?
He just sits and broods constantly.
He's always in some kind of trouble at school.
He won't even talk to me.
That doesn't sound good.
I wonder if there was some previous incident
that may have triggered something with him.
Oh, I don't know if this helps,
but about a year and a half ago,
both of his parents were killed in a car accident.
But I thought he was handling it so well.
Can you help?
Transmission complete.
Sounds like whatever anger he has
is finally working its way to the surface.
Yeah, that kid needs a friend.
Hey, Miles, I know I can really be helpful on this one.
What do you say?
You know, I think you may be right, Cipher,
but you still have a lot to learn.
Hey, no problem. I'm a fast learner.
Overconfidence may prove to be a snare, Cipher.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, gigabyte breath.
Since we're resorting to silly insults,
isn't Carrie typically a female name?
Okay, you two, that's enough.
We have a lot of work to do.
Cipher, let's go pay Jordan a visit.
Eunice, full armor sequence.
I'm on station.
Executing full armor sequence.
Waist belt of truth.
Breastplate of righteousness.
Shoes of peace.
Shield of faith.
Helmet of salvation.
Full armor sequence complete.
And the sword of the spirit.
I'll take the tunnel back.
Track.
So how you guys been?
Oh, that's good.
So where do you guys go to school now?
Jordan!
Oh man, am I in trouble?
What are you doing here?
Jordan, your grandmother is very worried about you.
We came here to help.
She worries too much.
I'm fine, now can you just go?
Drop the gold fury on him, Ludacris.
Drop it, now!
Hey, Jordan.
Why don't you just hear the man out?
Because I don't want to, okay?
It's a free country, isn't it?
Yes, Jordan, it is.
But I want you to know that Jesus cares about you.
The Bible says in Revelation 21-4
that one day God will wipe every tear from our eye.
I'm so much crying.
You need to chill out and show a little bit more respect.
Get out of my face!
Cipher, back off.
I'm out of here.
Jordan!
I guess that wasn't such a good first test.
You know something, Cipher?
For once, you're absolutely right.
Work like a charm.
You did it again, you dude-mace.
What do you mean, what?
You're so ignorant for a computer, Lucy.
Oh, brother.
Would you be el quieto?
Decent evil henchmen are so hard to find these days.
Both of you get busy.
Tomorrow we really go after that kid.
You have got to catch on fast
or you are nothing but a liability to us and our cause.
Got it.
Not to mention the fact that you may have permanently alienated Jordan.
Okay, okay.
I'm just learning.
But what?
Don't you think your anger is a little too intense?
I mean, not just at me.
Like when I first saw you behind the store.
Man, you were working it as cool as a cucumber.
Then all of a sudden, you just went totally ballistic.
What's up with that?
You're right.
I just haven't been myself lately.
May I suggest James 120?
That's okay, Eunice.
I know it by heart.
Anger will not allow you to live the life that God wants you to.
I don't know.
I just...
Lately, I just seem to be...
To be, um...
Nothing.
Come on, let's get on with our work.
Eunice, run an analysis of Jordan's ball cap.
I want fibers, elements, chemicals, the works.
Scanning.
This analysis might give us a better idea of what's going on with Jordan.
But I thought it was mainly due to the death of his parents.
Perhaps.
But even if it is, it may only be part of the puzzle.
You see, Cipher, there's always something more.
If there weren't, then the episode would basically end right here.
We don't want that, do we?
I don't know.
Vital of 34807-452000.
Bibleman has been asked to help Jordan overcome 75% of anger, which seemed to be caused by outside influences.
Bibleman has also been experiencing an increased likelihood of unreasonable anger.
A complete substance analysis of evidence has revealed certain trace elements on Jordan's clothing.
End Bible Ball.
But what about this hydrodiclaic Brazilian?
It's a common substance found in many household products.
It appears to be extremely high concentration.
Cipher, I think you may be on to something.
My research shows that it causes mood swings and headaches.
But where's it coming from?
That's a good question.
And tomorrow we're going to find out.
New developments?
Jordan's grandmother overheard him challenge some kids to a fight.
And we need to be there to stop it.
Correct. We know the time and the place.
I'm willing to bet that whoever's behind this knows about it as well.
Okay, now it's time for some action.
Easy, Cipher.
Proverbs 19.2 says that enthusiasm without knowledge is not a good thing.
Man, you sure do know your Bible.
That's why they call me Bibleman.
Here he comes.
Let's do something.
Take it easy, Cipher.
Switch your headset to alt-dim.
What's alt-dim stand for?
Alternate dimension.
Some of our adversaries are capable of cloaking themselves from the naked eye.
You mean invisible?
Nope. Just tricky.
Hey, a cloud of dust or something just dropped on Jordan.
It's just as I thought.
You wait here.
If you see anything, call me on the Biblecom.
Yeah, I'll rip you to pieces.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you going to do?
You'll find out soon enough.
Hold on, guys.
Can I help here?
Leave me alone.
This is my fight.
Just calm down, Jordan.
All right.
Bibleman.
Those really bad men are getting away.
Jordan, violence never got anyone anywhere.
I want you to go home.
Go home now.
Walk like a villain, Ludacris.
You look like my mother.
Going somewhere?
Dude, I'm out of here.
So we meet again, Bleepleman.
You should know by now that your side always loses.
2 Thessalonians 3.3 says that God will protect you from the evil one,
and nothing you can do can stop it.
Oh, but it's so much fun trying.
Just like old times, Grifter Sprout.
You look angry.
Careful, Bibleman.
The Bible says only the meek shall inherit the earth.
Power under control is the true definition of meek in the Greek.
We shall see, Greek freak.
Vehicle in the elbow.
Come on.
This is the fun part.
Patience, Scythe.
There are other ways.
Turn your glasses back on.
We can follow them back to their hideout.
You catch on quick.
Let's go.
Bibleman, come on.
We can still catch him.
Open the door, Ludacris.
Look, the trails are getting stronger.
I think we're close.
It worked like a charm.
Okay, we found him.
You go first.
What?
Uh-uh.
I don't do sewers.
This is not a job, Scyther.
It's an adventure.
You go first.
And then I was like, oh, spare me, Bibleboy.
And that was totally enough to set him off, your dudeness.
Oh, be quiet, you lying dead wits.
Thank you for that very informative report.
Now, be quiet.
I'm thinking, I'm sorry, your dudeness.
Sorry is your middle name, Ludacris.
I'm about two seconds away from replacing you with Scott Baio.
I'm sorry, your dudeness.
My experiment is almost complete.
Once we finish off, uh, what's his name?
My gourd.
The rat's name is Jordan, your naked hope.
Whatever.
The point is, as soon as that little rat is off on his rampage of rage,
my gold fury, super enhancing electro-gizmitizing, uh, dust,
will be in such demand that every evil doer in the world will have to have it.
And I, el furioso, the vilest villain of vengefulness,
nice obliteration.
Thank you.
Will not only be happy to see all the puny people
harboring hidden anger explode in violent rage,
but I'll have my revenge on Bible man and get stinking rich at the same time.
It makes me wanna rumba.
Oh, brother.
Another gratuitous dance number.
Ah-ha-ha!
Hola, amigos.
Me llamo Fernando Furioso.
We were displayed at Panam to los hermanos.
Lo es bueno.
Nothing wrong with speaking out and screaming your objections.
Even if it hurts a bud, he's gonna learn a lesson.
Now is the time to hit your favorite mind.
No place for a happy face when you live in la furiosa.
When the hate is on your plate, spread it all around.
Don't turn the other cheek when you live in la furiosa.
Yesterday they had to score, making fun of you.
But today, make them sore, you've got so much to prove.
Open up a can of honey, I hate you there.
No place for a happy face when you live in la furiosa.
When the hate is on your plate, spread it all around.
Don't turn the other cheek when you live in la furiosa.
You gotta let your anger speak, even though you're not supposed to.
Give in to living, living la furiosa.
Yes, señor.
You're really angry right now, aren't you?
Do you like to go on a rampage?
Now is the time to hit your favorite mind.
Open up a can of honey, I hate you there.
No place for a happy face when you live in la furiosa.
When the hate is on your plate, spread it all around.
Don't turn the other cheek when you live in la furiosa.
You gotta let your anger speak, even though you're not supposed to.
Give in to living, living la furiosa.
No place for a happy face when you live in la furiosa.
When the hate is on your plate, spread it all around.
Don't turn the other cheek when you live in la furiosa.
You gotta let your anger speak, even though you're not supposed to.
I don't understand. Why don't we just destroy all the Gold Fury?
The formula's in his head, he'd just make more.
No, we've got to lure this guy into the open and then stop him before he destroys Jordan.
Why? Why him? What's this all about?
I must pose another problem, Bioman.
The connection between Violet Outverse and the dust.
You know, Eunice is right.
I mean, if this Gold Fury were to somehow get into the wind and then cover the entire city...
It could be total chaos.
It would be total chaos.
It could be total chaos.
It would be total chaos.
It could be total chaos.
Why does he keep repeating everything I'm saying?
Why do I keep repeating everything he's saying?
Why are we all whispering?
Get a big bag this time. We don't want to take chances.
Yes, your evilness, dude. I'll get it.
Of course you'll get it. I'm a computer. I don't have arms.
Silencio!
What is it, your royal nastiness?
One of my sample-sized bags is missing!
There were 4,798 and now there are only 4,797.
Dude...
Look at this. Look at this.
Why has this one slipped down the side?
I don't... I... I...
You're doing this. I'm sorry.
Who let this happen?
You did, dudes.
Uh, you did?
Oh. Thank you.
I'll deal with you two later.
For now, it appears that someone has entered my lair,
and hoo-hoo, buddy, that really chaps my hide.
Three guesses who it was.
Charlie Sheets?
Ricky Rick!
Why me?
Bible Man!
I'm gonna pickle all right. What to do? What to do?
Dude, dude, let's attack, dude!
I was talking to myself.
This is supposed to be a dramatic monologue
where I reveal my secret thoughts.
Hello.
I hope you don't mind if I make a direct appeal to you,
but here's my problem.
Bible Man probably knows what I'm up to,
but I can't really go after him.
He's way too strong,
considering the caliber of my assistance.
Okay.
Get the picture?
Anyway, I gotta get Jordan rolling on this rampage thing,
but Bible Man's bound to bungle my plan.
Hey, wait a sec.
Oh, this is delightfully evil.
I draw him out,
engage him into a fight,
and he'll go berserk!
He'll be finished!
I'm brilliant!
Thanks for nothing.
Let's go.
Underlay!
Attention. Incoming transition.
On screen, Eunice.
Transition on screen.
Bible Man,
it's Jordan and his best friend Kurt.
They just got into a shouting match,
and now Jordan is just going crazy.
He won't even listen to me.
Hurry, Bible Man, hurry!
Time for a showdown.
It's time for Bible Man.
Ready the chamber, my friend.
Eunice, full armor sequence.
Executing full armor sequence.
Waist belt of truth.
Breastplate of righteousness.
Shoes of peace.
Shield of faith.
Helmet of salvation.
Full armor sequence complete.
And the sword of the spirit.
Eunice, I'll take the tunnel bike.
Track me.
Don't you ever say anything like that to me again.
Please stop, Jordan, stop.
I won't say it again.
I promise.
That's enough, Jordan.
And what are you going to do?
Come quote some random Bible verses about God's love and all?
It's a lie.
No, it's not a lie, Jordan.
God's word is not a lie.
And He loves you more than you can possibly imagine.
If God loves me, then why did...
Why did what?
Why do my parents have to die?
Huh?
Give me an answer for that.
Tell me why at God that's supposed to love me
or let my parents get killed by some drunk.
I don't have all the answers, Jordan.
I'm just a man.
But I do know that God has a plan for us.
And we can trust Him.
And we may not see it at the moment.
But 2 Chronicles 5 13 says that God's love endures forever.
No matter what.
You've got a friend and me too.
I'm here for you.
Well, I don't want you or anyone else trying to help me.
I'm tired of waiting on God.
People have been hurting me.
Now I'm going to hurt them back anywhere and everywhere I can.
Violence only leads to violence, Jordan.
Jesus said, He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
What He meant was that violence is a dead end.
And what about you?
You're always battling something or someone.
I'm protecting myself and those who can't protect themselves
like you, at least for the moment.
Ephesians 6 24 says, Do not sin in your anger.
And don't continue being angry all day.
It means don't let your anger get the best of you.
Get a deal with it.
Jordan, if we don't deal with our anger
Satan can get a foothold and then toss us around
like we were a rag doll.
And that's what's been happening to you.
And it's happened to me as well.
I'm sorry.
I'm just so...
I miss him so much.
I know.
And through Jesus we can all be together again.
One day.
I know what it's like to miss someone too.
Give your anger to God, Jordan.
And He will give you your happiness back.
I promise.
Okay?
All right.
If you'll excuse us.
Cypher, I think it's time we took a more direct approach
to solving this problem.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Bible man's going to disrupt my plans again.
So...
We finally meet.
What are you talking about?
We met like a dozen times.
I know, but it was a classic line and I couldn't resist.
This won't be such a pleasant meeting for you.
Been missing someone lately?
Been feeling abandoned?
Rejected?
Well, have you, punk?
Left alone by your best friend?
Or should I say former best friend?
Coach had to leave and I understood that.
Sure you do, Bible boy.
Admit it, you want to vent your rage just like everyone else.
No, Ephesians 431 says not to be bitter, angry or mad.
That's a nice sentiment, in theory.
Maybe this will help you get in touch with your true feelings.
That's right, do me in good.
Perhaps it will soothe your rage.
After all, vengeance is yours, Bible man.
Thus saith the Lord.
Romans 12, 19 says that only God punishes those who are wicked.
However, I will stop you from destroying Jordan and others like him.
Come on, Bible man.
Give in to your violent rage. Give in to it.
Never.
I will never give in to senseless violence no matter what you say to hurt me.
Jesus is my rock and my salvation.
We'll see how well your God protects the righteous.
Oh, this is going to leave a mark.
Keepers, what a mess.
Another rule is never ever take a souvenir from a villain no matter how tempting it may be.
Okay, sorry.
I just thought we could look at it closer to study its effects.
Eunice, what did you come up with?
The chemical in the Gold Fury serves to enhance rage by stimulating a certain part of the brain.
So you're saying that because I hadn't dealt with my anger I was susceptible?
Correct.
I guess that gives new meaning to never let the sun go down on your anger.
Yeah, hey, speaking of which, Jordan is doing very well.
He's seeing a counselor at his church and he's starting to make friends again.
That's good news, Cipher.
Oh, hey, I have some good news of my own.
Really? Let's hear it.
Well, I have a new partner if you still want the job.
I'm honored and I accept.
I think you should reconsider, Bible Man.
Maybe I could come up with a new program, one that makes me more agile.
What do you mean reconsider?
It's just like old times.
Hi, kids.
The Bible says in Ephesians 6-24 not to let the sun go down on our anger
because sometimes our feelings can put us into situations that are harmful to ourselves or others.
And violence should never be the answer to hurt feelings.
But there is someone who wants to help us be happy no matter what our circumstances,
and that person is Jesus Christ.
If you'd like to ask Jesus into your heart to be your Lord and Savior,
then you should talk to your parents or your pastor.
Then you too can put on the full armor of God.
Thank you very much.