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I'm no chicken. I say I'm no chicken, son.
A chicken has black fur all over him. Black fur, that is.
Now there's a chicken for you.
But they're sharp. Those chickens are tricky. You gotta outsmart them.
Now here's a trick- I say here's a tricky. Get in it, son. Inside, that is.
You can get right under them this way. Get right to them and get a good grip on them.
Open the window, Richard. That's why it's here. Now stop gawking and pay attention.
Now I'll put you- I say I'll put you underneath the chicken.
I'm no chicken. I say I'll put you underneath the chicken.
Sufferin' suckers, Ash. I'm a mother.
Rock-a-bye, baby, on a slut tree top. When flowin' below, flickering old rock.
I see you laid- I say I see you laid an egg. Wonderful thing, being a mother.
Tomcats can't be mothers. Cats don't lay eggs. There's something screwy here.
I just takes a step and presto. I lays an egg.
Presto when he lays an egg. And to think for fifteen years I've been doing it the hard way.
That's no chicken. There's my chicken.
Say, what's the big idea? Now don't you give me any trouble, chicken.
Chicken? I'll show you a chicken. A rooster, in fact.
Rooster? If I'm a rooster, I say if I'm a rooster, I hope to be struck by-
Well, let's put it another way. Way, that is.
I'm not a rooster. I am not a rooster. I am not a rooster.
Quiet!
Hey, roosters have to crow at dawn. Suppose we wait and see who crows. You guys game?
Okay.
Okay, that is.
I say you gotta keep on your toes. Toes, that is.
That is.