Welcome to the wonderful Disney.
In a faraway land, long ago, lived a king and his fair queen.
Many years had they longed for a child, and finally their wish was granted.
A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora.
Sweet Aurora
Yes, they named her after the dawn, for she filled their lives with sunshine.
Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom,
so that all of high or low estate might pay homage to the infant princess.
And our story begins on that most joyful day.
On that joyful day, on that joyful day.
Joyfully now to our princess we come,
bringing gifts and all good wishes to we pledge our loyalty anew.
Hail to the princess Aurora!
All of her subjects adore her.
Hail to the king! Hail to the queen! Hail to the princess Aurora!
Hail to the princess!
Wealth to the princess! Long live the princess Aurora!
Hail, Aurora! Hail, Aurora!
Wealth to the princess! Wealth to the princess! Long live the princess Aurora!
Hail to the king! Hail to the queen! Hail to the princess Aurora!
Thus, on this great and joyous day, did all the kingdom celebrate the long awaited royal birth,
and good King Stephen and his queen made welcome their lifelong friend.
The royal highnesses! King Hubert and Prince Philip!
Fondly had these monarchs dreamed one day their kingdoms to unite.
Thus today would they announce that Philip, Hubert's son and heir to Stephen's child would be betrothed.
And so to her his gift he brought, and looked unknowing on his future bride.
Their most honored and exalted excellencies, the three good fairies.
Mistress Flora, Mistress Fauna, and Mistress Merriweather.
Ah, the little darling.
Your majesties.
Each of us the child may bless with a single gift, no more, no less.
Little princess, my gift shall be the gift of beauty.
Guamu gift, beauty red, gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shape the red, red rose.
She'll walk with springtime wherever she goes.
Tiny princess, my gift shall be the gift of song.
One gift, the gift of song, melody her whole life long, the night and day answer to the door.
Melody her whole life long, the night and day answer to the door, bringing his sweet serenade to her door.
Sweet princess, my gift shall be...
Why, it's Maleficent. What does she want here?
Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Steppen.
Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and oh, how quaint, even the rabble.
I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.
You weren't wanted.
Not what? Oh dear, what an awkward situation.
I had hoped it was merely due to some oversight.
Well, in that event, I'd best be on my way.
And you're not offended, Your Excellency?
Why, no, Your Majesty.
And to show I bear no ill will, I too shall bestow a gift on the child.
Listen well, all of you.
The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her.
But before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die.
Oh no!
Seize that creature!
Stand back, you fools!
Don't despair, Your Majesties. Meriwether still has her gift to give.
Then she can undo this fearful curse?
Oh no, sire.
Maleficent's powers are far too great.
But she can help.
But just do your best, dear.
Yes, go on.
Sweet princess, if through this wicked witch's trick a spindle should your finger pricked, a ray of hope there still may be in this, the gift I give to thee.
Not in death, but just in sleep, the fateful prophecy you'll keep.
And from this slumber you shall wake, when true loves kiss, the spell shall break.
For true love conquers all.
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Now return to the wonderful world of Disney.
But King Stefan, still fearful of his daughter's life,
did then and there decree that every spinning wheel in the kingdom should on that very day be burned.
And so it was done.
Oh, silly fiddle faddle.
Now, come have a nice cup of tea, dear.
I'm sure it'll work out somehow.
Well, a bonfire won't stop Maleficent.
Of course not. But what will?
Well, perhaps if we reason with her.
Reason? With Maleficent?
Well, she can't be all bad.
Oh, yes, she can.
I'd like to turn her into a fat old pop-tomb.
Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
Besides, we can. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
Now, that would make me happy.
But there must be some way.
There is.
There is? What is it, Flora?
I'm going to...
Even walls have ears.
Follow me.
I'll turn her into a flower.
Maleficent?
Oh, no, dear. The princess.
Oh, she'd make a lovely flower.
Don't you see? A flower can't prick its finger.
It hasn't been.
That's right. She'll be perfectly safe.
Until Maleficent sends a frost.
Yes.
Oh, dear.
She always ruins your nicest flowers.
You're right.
And she'll be expecting us to do something like that.
Well, what won't she expect?
She knows everything.
Oh, but she doesn't, dear.
Maleficent doesn't know anything about love or kindness or the joy of helping others.
You know, sometimes I don't think she's really very happy.
That's it. Of course.
It's the only thing she can't understand and won't expect.
Now, now, now, we'll have to plan it carefully.
Let's see the woodcutter's cottage.
Yes, yes, it's the abandoned one.
Of course, the king and queen will object.
But when we explain, it's the only way.
Explain what?
About the three peasant women raising a fowling child deep in the forest.
Oh, well, that's very nice of them.
Who are they?
Turn around.
Eh! Why, it's us.
It's us? You mean, we us?
Take care of the baby.
Why not?
Oh, I'd like that.
Well, yes, but we'd have to feed it.
And wash it and dress it and rock it to sleep.
Oh, I'd love it.
You really think we can?
If humans can do it, so can we.
And we'd have our magic to help us.
That's right.
No, no, no, no, no. No magic.
I'll take those ones right now.
Oh, better get rid of those wings, too.
You mean live like mortals?
For 16 years?
Uh-huh.
Now, we don't know how.
We've never done anything without magic.
And that's why Maleficent will never suspect us.
But who'll wash and cook?
Oh, we'll all pitch in.
I'll take care of the baby.
Let me have it, dear.
Come along now.
We must tell their majesties at once.
So the king and his queen watched with heavy hearts
as their most precious possession, their only child,
disappeared into the night.
Many sad and lonely years passed by
for King Stefan and his people.
But as the time for the princess's 16th birthday drew near,
the entire kingdom began to rejoice.
For everyone knew
that as long as Maleficent's domain, the Forbidden Mountains,
thundered with her wrath and frustration,
her evil prophecy had not yet been fulfilled.
It's incredible!
16 yens!
16 yens!
And not a trace of her!
She couldn't have vanished into thin air!
Are you sure you searched everywhere?
Yes, everywhere.
We all did.
And what about the town?
The forests, the mountains?
We searched the forests and houses
and all the cradles.
Cradle?
Yes, every cradle.
Cradle!
Did you hear that, my pet?
All these years they've been looking for a baby.
Oh!
Idiots!
Imbeciles!
Oh, they're hopeless!
A disgrace to the forces of evil!
My pet, you are my last hope.
Circle far and wide,
search for a maid of 16
with hair of sunshine gold
and lips red as the rose.
Go and do not fail me.
The Circle of Life written by Elbijon and Tim Rice is definitely a classic.
From the day we arrive on the planet
and blinking step into...
When I was asked to do the Circle of Life song,
the only two words that came out of my mouth was,
yes, I would love to be a part of this type of thing.
And blinking step into the sun.
The other people that were involved with singing Circle of Life was
Annalisa Vanderpool and Orlando Brown from my show That's So Raven,
Taj Mahri from Smart Guy, AJ Troth and Christy Carlson Romano from Even Stevens,
Hillary Duff from Lizzie McGuire,
and Kyla Pratt from One on One and the Proud Family.
When I first heard the new version of the Circle of Life,
I was very, very proud of it.
I think all our voices blend together wonderfully,
and I think we did it justice.
We had a wonderful time shooting the video.
It was fun to finally get all of us together in one room.
We all had sung the song separately,
and finally to come together and we all heard it for the first time.
It was really cool to be a part of that and to sing such a historical song.
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How would I do, Marianne?
You have a lot of energy.
That's the sugar.
Here you go.
Thanks.
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Can I get a new 20?
Is that my mom using Johnson's?
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All right, you guys, let's go.
If you be my baby.
The classic Halloween special with the Peanuts Gang.
I got five pieces of candy.
I got a rock.
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Nobody rules comedy like 80's Scream Tuesday.
We now return to the wonderful world of Disney.
And so for 16 long years, the whereabouts of the princess remained a mystery.
While deep in the forest in a woodcutter's cottage,
the good fairies carried out their well-laid plan.
Living like mortals, they had reared the child as their own
and called her Briar Rose.
On this, her 16th birthday, the good fairies had planned a party
and something extra special for a surprise.
Well, now, how about this one?
This is the one I picked.
Oh, she'll look beautiful in that.
Now, I thought a few changes here.
Uh-huh. Don't forget a pretty bow.
Yes, and raise the shoulder line.
We'll make it blue.
Oh, no, dear, pink. Of course, we'll need a few, please.
Yes, but how are we going to get her out of the house?
Oh, I'll think of something.
Well.
And what are you three deers up to?
Up to?
Up to?
Up to...
Well, we...
We want you to pick some berries.
That's it, berries.
Berries?
Berries.
Lots of berries.
But I picked berries yesterday.
Oh, we need more, dear.
Lots, lots more.
Yes.
Now, don't hurry back, dear.
Don't go too far.
And don't speak to strangers.
Goodbye, dear.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
I wonder if she suspects.
Of course not.
Will she be surprised?
A real birthday party with a real birthday cake.
Yes, and a dress a princess can be proud of.
I'll get the wands.
Yes, you...
The wands.
Oh, no.
No magic.
But the 16 years are almost over.
We're taking no chances.
But I've never baked a fancy cake.
Oh, you won't have to, dear.
I'm going to bake the cake.
You?
Oh, she's always wanted to, dear.
And this is her last chance.
Well, I'm going to make it 15 layers with pink and blue.
Forget me not.
And I'm making the dress.
But you can't sew.
And she's never cooked.
Oh, it's simple.
All you do is follow the book.
Up here, dear.
You can be the dummy.
Well, I still say we ought to use magic.
Ooh.
Flower, three cups.
Cups, cups, cups, cups, cups, cups, cups.
Oh.
One, two, three.
What's that for?
Well, it's got to have a hole in the bottom.
That's for the feet to go through.
It's pink.
It's pink.
Oh, lovely shade, isn't it?
But I wanted it blue.
Now, dear, we decided pink was our color.
You decided.
This is totally silly.
You don't want to look like a saint.
Don't show us.
Two eggs.
Fold in gently.
Fold?
Oh, well.
It looks awful.
That's because it's on you, dear.
Now, yeast, one tisp.
Tisp?
One teaspoon.
One teaspoon, of course.
Oh, gracious how that child has grown.
Oh, it seems only yesterday we brought her here.
Just a tiny baby.
Why, Merriweather.
Whatever is the matter, dear?
After today, she'll be a princess.
And we won't have any Briar Rose.
Oh, Farah.
Now, now, now.
We all knew this day had to come.
But why did it have to come so soon?
After all, we've had her for 16 years.
16 wonderful years.
Oh, gracious.
We're acting like a lot of nimmies.
Come on.
She'll be back before we get started.
Oh, dear.
You hear that, Samson?
Beautiful.
What is it?
Come on, let's find out.
Oh, come on.
For an extra bucket of oats?
And a few carrots?
Carrots?
Whoa!
No carrots.
I wonder, I wonder, I wonder
Why each little bird has a someone
To sing to, sweet things to
A gay little lark melody
I wonder, I wonder
If my heart keeps singing
Will my song go winging
To someone who'll find me
And bring back a love song to me
Oh, dear.
Why do they still treat me like a child?
Who?
Aunt Flora, and Farna, and Merriweather.
They never want me to meet anyone.
But you know something?
I fooled them.
I have met someone.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Oh, a prince.
Well, he's tall and handsome and so romantic.
Oh, we walk together and talk together.
And just before we say goodbye,
He takes me in his arms.
And then I wake up.
Yes, it's only in my dreams.
But they say if you dream a thing more than once,
It's sure to come true.
And I've seen him so many times.
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There's nothing like the simple pleasures of life.
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With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
So we're all here because of this Windex Multi-Surface with vinegar?
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What are you making? A condensed soup?
The kids are gone. We're moving on.
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George of the Jungle is back.
George's a lucky man. He's got Ursula and Junior.
And a really strong head.
And he couldn't be happier until the lecherous Lyle takes his family.
Don't let Lyle take me, Dad.
Now, George must swing into action.
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The wonderful world of Disney will continue in a moment.
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We're on it! Now return to the wonderful world of Disney.
You know Samson, there was something strange about that voice.
Too beautiful to be real.
Maybe it was some mysterious being. A wood-spriner.
A wood-spriner.
Here, stop!
Why, it's my dream, Prince.
Your Highness.
You know, I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers.
But we've met before.
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam.
Yet I know it's true, that visions are certain of all they see.
But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.
But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.
Oh. Oh.
I'm awfully sorry.
I'm sorry.
A dream. Oh. Oh.
I'm awfully sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you.
Oh, it wasn't that. It's just that you're a...
A stranger?
But don't you remember? We've met before.
We have?
Of course. You said so yourself. Once upon a dream.
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam.
And I know it's true, that visions are certain of all they see.
But if I know you, I know what you'll do.
You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream.
Who are you? What's your name?
Oh, my name. Why, it's... it's...
Oh, no, no, I can't. I...
Goodbye.
But when will I see you again?
Oh, never. Never.
Never?
Well, maybe some day.
When? Tomorrow?
Oh, no. This evening.
Where?
At the cottage in the glen.
This evening. Where? At the cottage in the glen.
There.
Well, what do you think of it?
Why, it's a very unusual cake, isn't it?
Yes. Of course, it'll be much stiffer after it's baked.
Of course, dear. What do you think of the dress?
Well, it's... it's not exactly the way it is in the book, is it?
Oh, I improved it. But perhaps if I added a few more ruffles, what do you think?
I think so. What do you think, Mary Weather?
I think we've had enough of this nonsense.
I think we ought to think of Rose and what she'll think of this miss.
I still think what I thought before. I'm going to get those ones.
You know, I think she's right.
Here they are. Good as new.
Careful, Mary Weather.
Careful, Mary Weather. Quick, lock the doors.
Thora, you close the windows.
Plug up every cranny. We can't take any chances.
No, you take care of the cake while I clean the room, dear, and I'll make the dress.
Now, hurry.
Come on, Bucket, mop, broom. Flora says clean up the room.
And now to make a lovely dress, fit to grace a fair princess.
Eggs, flour, nip, nip.
Just do it like it says here in the book. I'll put on the candles.
I'll put on the candles.
No, not pink. Make it blue.
Mary Weather, make it pink.
Make it blue.
Pink.
Make it pink.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, now look what you've done.
Shh, shh, shh. Listen. It's Rose.
She's back. Enough of this foolishness.
Make it pink. Now hide. Quick.
Blue.
And Flora.
Good gracious. Who left the mop running?
Stop, Mom.
And Flora. Fauna. Mary Weather.
Where is everybody?
Surprise, surprise. Happy birthday.
Oh, you darlings. This is the happiest day of my life.
Everything's so wonderful. Just wait till you meet him.
Him? Rose. You've met some stranger?
Oh, he's not a stranger. We've met before.
You have? Where?
Once upon a dream.
I know you. I walked with you once upon a dream.
She's in love. Oh, no. This is terrible.
Why? After all, I am sixteen.
It isn't that, dear.
You're already betrothed.
Betrothed?
Since the day you were born.
To Prince Philip, dear.
But that's impossible. How could I marry a prince?
I'd have to be...
A princess.
And you are, dear.
Princess Aurora. Tonight we're taking you back to your father, King Stefan.
But... but I can't. He's coming here tonight. I promised to meet him.
I'm sorry, child. But you must never see that young man again.
Oh, no. No. I can't believe it. No. No.
And we thought she'd be so happy.
The video turned out really well. I thought everybody did very well.
And it finally was, you know, cool to see everything kind of put together and performed.
The Circle of Life video had kind of like a karaoke thing.
And everyone got to sing their part on the mic.
And then it would turn around and you'd see the other people singing.
But all are agreed. As they join the stampede.
You should never take more than you give.
In the Circle of Life.
It's the wheel of fortune.
It's a leap of faith.
It's the band of hope.
Until we find a place.
Being a part of the new Lion King DVD is definitely something exciting that I can say that I was a part of.
It's history. And I'm very proud to be a part of it.
The Circle of Life.
The Lion King Special Edition now on DVD and video.
Right here, right now.
There is no other place I'd rather be.
It's in the K.
It's in the K.
It's in the K.
So are you telling us Mr.
Billy.
Mr. Billy.
That you have found something that you agree with your moms on.
That is correct, Senator.
And what would that be?
Chex. We like it. Our moms like it. We like it.
Even without the marshmallow puffs and bright colors, you'll happily eat Chex.
That is true, Senator.
Did you realize that Chex is low in sugar?
Did you know that?
No.
There's one cereal they like that you want them to like. Chex. Everyone's on the same square.
Who voted for these guys?
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Honey, I'm home.
Did you start yet?
Watch upstairs.
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We now return to the wonderful world of Disney.
Hello, I'm Michael Eisner, head of Walt Disney.
Normally I take this time to talk a little about tonight's movie.
But instead I've been asked by Rutten Tooke, two of the stars of our newest animated film, Brother Bear, to turn the time over to them.
Thanks, Michael. Now watching Sleeping Beauty here, Tooke and I have noticed something interesting about Disney movies.
Remember when Beauty...
Beauty, eh?
Yeah, when Beauty did that dance with all those woodland creatures?
Yeah, there was an owl, a rabbit.
But not one moose.
Not one.
Which got us thinking. Disney's made movies with all kinds of animals.
Yeah, but like where's the big moose movie, eh?
Even the movie we're in, eh? We're brothers. But is it called Brother Moose?
No, it's Brother Bear. So we've come up with some ideas how to remake some Disney movies to be more, well, shall I say, moose friendly.
Beauty.
The little moose maid.
Yeah, that's a good one, eh?
And you know, I hear pirate movies has made a big comeback, eh? Pirates of the Caribou, eh? Get it? A caribou is like a moose.
Actually, I think it's more like a reindeer.
Trample off you, Hoofer.
And once you see how popular we are, well, the next step is obvious. Mickey Moose.
So, Mike, can I call you Mike? What do you think?
I think it's time to get back to our 100% moose-free presentation of Sleeping Beauty. That's what I think.
No sign of her yet, Hubert.
Of course not. Good half hour till sunset.
Excellent bird.
Go on, now. Come, man. Work up. Battle's over. Girls as good as here.
I'm sorry, Hubert, but after 16 years of worrying, never knowing...
The past, all in the past.
Tonight, we toast the future with something I've been saving for 16 years.
Here, to the future.
Right, Hubert, to the future.
Scumps! Scumps! Scumps!
A toast to this night.
The outlook is rosy. The future is bright.
Our children will marry. Our kingdoms unite.
Scumps! Scumps! Scumps!
Ah, excellent vintage.
And now, to the new home, eh?
New home?
Children need a nest of their own, what? Place to raise their little brood, eh?
Well, I suppose. In time.
Of course. To the home. Scumps!
Scumps!
A toast to the home.
One grander by far than a palace in Rome.
Ah, let me fill up your glass. That glass was all foam.
Scumps! Scumps! Scumps!
The plans!
Well, what do you think? Nothing elaborate, of course.
Forty bedrooms, dining hall, honeymoon cottage, really.
You mean, you're building it already?
Built, man. Finished. Lovebirds can move in tomorrow.
Tomorrow? But Hubert, they're not even married yet.
Take care of that tonight. For the wedding.
Hold on, Hubert. I haven't even seen my daughter yet.
And you're taking her away from me.
Getting my fill up, aren't you?
Yes, but...
Want to see our grandchildren, don't we?
Of course, but...
There's no time to lose. Getting on in years.
To the wedding!
Now be reasonable, Hubert.
After all, Aurora knows nothing about all this.
Well?
Well, it may come as quite a shock.
Shock? My fill up a shock?
What's wrong with my fill up?
Nothing, Hubert. I only meant...
Why doesn't your daughter like my son?
Now, now...
I'm not so sure my son likes your daughter.
Now, see here...
I'm not so sure my grandchildren want you for a grandfather.
Why?
You, you unreasonable pompous blustering old windbag.
Unreasonable pompous...
On guard, sir!
I warn you, Hubert. This means war.
Forward! For honor! For country!
What's this all about, anyway?
Nothing, Hubert. Absolutely nothing.
Children bound to fall in love with each other.
Precisely. And as for grandchildren...
I'll have the Royal Woodcarvers start work on the cradle tomorrow.
Splendid. King's eyes, of course.
Certainly. To the Woodcarvers' Guild.
Yes, Royal Hermes!
Philip!
Philip! Philip!
Philip! Oh, Philip!
Hurry, boy! Hurry!
Change into something suitable.
Can't meet your future bride looking like that.
I have met her, Father.
You have? Where?
Once upon a dream.
Oh, Philip! Stop! Stop that!
Philip, put me down!
Now, what's all this dream nonsense?
It wasn't a dream, Father. I really did meet her.
The Princess Aurora? Good heavens, we must tell Stephen.
Why, this is the most...
I didn't say it was Aurora.
You most certainly did. You said that...
I said I met the girl I was going to marry.
I don't know who she was. A peasant girl, I suppose.
A peasant girl?
You're going to marry a wife, Philip?
You're joking!
Isn't he?
No! You can't do this to me.
Give up the throne, the kingdom, for some nobody?
By heli, I won't have it!
You're a prince, and you're going to marry a princess!
Now, Father, you're living in the past.
This is the 14th century.
Nowadays, I'm still the king,
and I command you to come to your senses.
And marry the girl I love.
Exactly!
Goodbye, Father!
Goodbye, Father! Marry the girl you...
No, no! No, no, Philip! Stop! Come back!
Oh, Philip!
Philip!
Philip!
Philip!
Philip!
How will I ever tell Stephen?
Come along now.
All right. In here, dear.
Pull the door, Merryweather.
Fauna, pull the drapes.
And now, dear, if you'll just sit here.
This one last gift, dear child, for thee.
The symbol of my love.
Dear child, for thee.
The symbol of thy royalty.
A crown to wear in grace and beauty,
as is thy right and royal duty.
Now, dear.
Come.
Let her have a few moments alone.
Is that boy she meant?
Whatever. How are we going to do?
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Living brings it in.
We take it out.
Gather around the good stuff.
Honey, come here. You've got to see this.
This is so cool.
Anywhere he touches on the whole thing, music.
Isn't that great?
And when you turn the page, he'll learn shapes.
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The Wonderful World of Disney will continue in a moment.
Comedy rules on 80s Screen Tuesday.
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Now return to the wonderful world of Disney.
Oh, I don't see why she has to marry any old prince.
Now, that's not for us to decide, dear.
Maybe we should tell King Stefan about the boy.
Well, why don't we?
Listen, Maleficent! Rose! Rose! Rose!
Oh, why did we save her alone? Rose! Rose!
Rose! Rose! Where are you?
Rose, rose, rose!
Rose, rose, rose!
Rose, rose, rose!
Rose!
Rose, rose, don't touch anything!
Touch the spindle, touch it, I say.
You poor simple fools, thinking you could defeat me, me, the mistress of all evil.
Well, here's your precious princess.
Rose, rose!
Oh, I'll never forgive myself.
We're all to blame.
Stefan, there's something important I have to tell you.
Not now, Hubert.
But what is it about Philip?
Philip? Oh, yes, of course, Philip. Why, where is the boy?
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
We'll send for him immediately.
The sun has set. Make ready to welcome your princess.
The sun has set.
Poor King Stefan and the Queen. They'll be heartbroken when they find out.
They're not going to.
They aren't.
We'll put them all to sleep until Rose awakens.
Come.
In your head.
Lips that shake the red, red rose.
Dreaming of true love in somber repose.
One day he will come.
Riding out of the door.
And you'll awaken to love's first kiss.
Till then, sleeping beauty, sleep on.
One day you'll awaken to love's first kiss.
Till then, sleeping beauty, sleep on.
Well, just been talking to Philip. Seems he's fallen in love with some peasant girl.
Peasant girl? Yes, yes.
The peasant girl. Who is she? Where did he meet her?
Just some peasant girl, a man. Where, where?
Once upon a dream.
Once upon a dream. Rose, Prince Philip.
Come on, we've got to get back to the cottage.
I was seven years old when I first saw The Lion King, and the thing that I remember most would have to be the music.
I was singing I Just Can't Wait to Be King for weeks after.
One of the most important scenes to me would have to be the scene where Simba is in the field and he looks up in the sky and the stars in the clouds start to move and turn and it turns into his father.
I'd have to say that The Lion King is my favorite animated movie of all time and I am so excited about the new DVD, especially with all the special features like the making of the video Circle of Life, all the behind the scenes footage and all the games.
One of the most exciting things is the new Elton John and Tim Rice song, Morning Report.
This is the morning report, gives you the long and the short.
For people my age, Lion King is definitely a classic, just like Sleeping Beauty was a classic to people my parents' age.
The Lion King special edition now on DVD and video.
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There is no other place I'd rather be.
It's in the K.
Come on now.
It's in the K.
I was alive.
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Come on now.
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Honey, I'm home.
Did you start yet?
You can watch upstairs.
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He's the king of his castle.
You know, Jim, in some ways, you're my role model.
The master of his domain.
But in other ways, you're my cautionary tale.
He's just like you.
Great. Now I gotta floss.
An average Joe.
What color are my eyes?
Except, his name is Jim.
I married the little husband who could.
Here's to you, family man.
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We now return to the wonderful world of Disney.
Come in.
Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
I set my trap for a peasant and lo, I catch a prince.
Away with him.
But gently, my pecs, gently.
I have plans for our royal guests.
Maleficent.
She's got Prince Philip.
At the Forbidden Mountain.
But we can't, we can't go there.
We can, and we must.
We can, and we must.
We can, and we must.
We can, and we must.
We can, and we must.
We can, and we must.
What a pity Prince Philip can't be here to enjoy the celebration.
Come, we must go to the dungeon and cheer him up.
We must go to the dungeon and cheer him up.
Oh come now Prince Philip, why so melancholy?
A wondrous future lies before you.
You, the destined hero of a charming fairy tale come true.
Behold, King Stefan's castle, and in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora.
But see the gracious whim of fate.
Why, it is the selfsame peasant maid who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday.
She is indeed most wondrous fair.
Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red, red rose.
In ageless sleep she finds repose.
The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart are but a day.
And now, the gates of the dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way.
Off he rides on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall, to wake his love with love's first kiss.
And prove that true love conquers all.
Aw! Why, you...
Come, my pet, let us leave our noble prince with these happy thoughts.
A most gratifying day.
For the first time in 16 years, I shall sleep well.
Welcome to a world where animals rule.
It's goat time!
Oh, that clears up the sinuses.
And the only human around isn't human anymore.
How's it going, bear?
Don't call me that.
Mr. Bear?
I was transformed into a bear.
Uh-huh.
But crazy!
Great spirits of all who live below, take our hands and lead.
Oh, these monsters are really scary.
Fill our hearts and souls with all you love.
Peter, let's go!
Kuna!
Kuna!
Nice try.
Y'all will spit right there.
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Being just the two of us, it gives us a chance to sit at the table
and really look at each other.
I love this time of year when it's cold.
Have that oven going and the smell of an apple pie.
We have a large family.
No matter what activity we get together for, there's always food present.
The kitchen is the most important room in our home.
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It's the creepiest, scariest, funniest, most outrageous week of the year.
No one gets out of the haunted mine alive.
And this Halloween, it's going to make you baby scream all week long.
I am a potato starting Tuesday at 8, 7 Central.
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Are you a genius, Mr. Malley?
I don't know what I am.
Go beyond the wonder.
It was peaceful here, George, and now everybody's on edge.
You want me to go?
It scares us.
Go beyond the sensation.
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Shh. No time to explain.
Wait, Prince Philip.
The road to true love may be barred by still many more dangers which you alone will have to face.
So arm thyself with this enchanted shield of virtue and this mighty sword of truth.
For these weapons of righteousness will triumph over evil.
Now come, we must hurry.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Silence.
Tell those fools to, no, no.
Watch out.
Hurry Philip.
The forest of thorns shall be his tomb.
Born through the skies on a fog of doom.
Now go with the curse and serve me well.
Let's go.
Let's go.
No, it cannot be.
Now shall you deal with me, oh Prince, and all the powers of hell.
Let's go.
Up this way.
Now sword of truth, fly swift and sure, that evil die and good endure.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Oh, forgive me, Hubert, the wine.
Now, you were saying?
I was? Oh, yes.
Well, after all, Stefan, this is the 14th century.
Yes, you said that a moment ago.
Well, to come right to the point, my son Philip says he's going to marry...
It's Aurora.
She's here.
And, and, and Philip.
What does this mean, boy?
I don't understand.
Why, Fauna, what's the matter, dear?
Oh, I just love happy endings.
Yes, I do too.
Oh, blue.
Pink.
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream.
And though it's true that visions are seldom all they seem, but if I know you, I know what you do.
I know you love me at once the way you did once upon a dream.