Greetings music lovers, first we will hear a waltz written by Johann Strauss.
And as we hear the with mixed wains of the haunting weep wain, listen to the whipped
winged rhythm of the woodwinds as it waltz around and around, and it comes out here.
Hmm.
Wasn't that lovely?
Now we will present the beautiful Blue Danube.
["Pomp and Circumstance"]
There are some people who believe in ghosts,
and there are some people who don't.
If you're the believe-in-ghosts kind,
then this story is about one.
And if you're the don't-believe-in-ghosts kind,
well, just for fun, this story is about one anyway.
His name was Casper,
and he was surely the most unusual ghost there ever was,
or wasn't, depending on how you feel about it.
Every night at the stroke of twelve,
his brothers and sisters scampered out joyously
to frighten the folk of the neighborhood.
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But not Casper.
He'd rather stay home and not frighten people,
which goes to show how unusual he really was.
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Wake up, Casper! Time to scare people!
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Casper just doesn't like to scare people.
Yes, it sounds sort of silly, but,
well, he'd just rather make friends with them.
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This has been going on for ages,
and Casper just couldn't stand it any longer.
So, Casper decided to leave home
to seek new environments where he might forget he's a ghost
and make friends with the world.
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Good morning, friend!
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Hello!
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I'm coming!
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Hello, kid!
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It's no use.
I'm just a scary old ghost.
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Hello!
My name is Bonnie.
My name is Johnny.
What's yours?
My name is...
My name is Casper.
Do you want to play with us?
You mean it?
You mean me?
You wanna...
Play with me?
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Mother, meet our new friend, Casper.
Hello!
Somebody, get that ghost out of here!
Don't you come near us!
Go on home!
You go on where you belong!
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Tell your mother I've come for payment of the mortgage.
A ghost!
The house is haunted!
Keep the mortgage!
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Oh, I'll never be nothing but a scary old ghost
without any friends.
So, if you're the believe-in-ghost-stories kind,
this is what happens.
And if you're the don't-believe-in-ghost-stories kind,
well, this is what happens anyway.
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Lolo, I let you keep that mutt
because I thought he was a good watchdog.
Now, when these eggs hatch,
if a single one of the chicks is stolen, out he goes!
You understand?
Yes, Daddy.
You understand?
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Now, watch.
If anyone opens the drawer, the burglar is on me.
Do you understand?
I'm going to give you a test.
Now, remember, you're a watchdog,
so watch out for burglars.
And don't take your eyes off this chick.
Understand?
Hello, watchdog.
Go tell your Mrs. Lula that I want to see her
and make a snapping.
Oh, but the burglar is on.
Uh-uh, one of the chicks is missing.
Oh, there he is.
Did somebody steal you?
Was it that mean old bulldog next door?
Did he look like that?
That cat will be watching us.
Get over there.
Oh, no.
Now that we're rid of that old cat, I'll put you back, for the sake of my life.
Where's that chip?
Hip hop hip hop hip hop hoot hoot hoot hoot!
There's a giant
See? I told you he'd be a good wash, George.
If you have a lot of children and you don't know what to do,
just follow the advice of the woman in the shoe.
Just use a little kindness and a lot of patience, too,
if you want to be as happy as the woman in the shoe.
Oh, I got something, see?
That's going away, see?
Awesome!
You didn't eat your brot or you didn't eat your bread,
so go ahead and buy a shoe and hurry into bed.
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, you want my comb and my brush?
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
I won't allow any music in here.
Go to sleep and remember no music around here.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
My mama don't allow no music playing here.
She don't allow no music in here.
But what I care what she don't allow, I play my music anyhow.
She don't allow no piano playing in here.
But what I care what she don't allow, I play my piano anyhow.
Now my mama don't allow no guitar in here.
She don't allow no guitar in here.
But I don't care what she don't allow, I play my guitar anyhow.
My mama don't allow no music in here.
Mama don't allow no music in here.
But what I care what she don't allow, I play my music anyhow.
My mama don't allow no music in here.
Now she don't allow no juke up in here.
Oh, but I don't allow no juke up in here.
But what I care what she don't allow, I play my juke up anyhow.
Play it happy.
Now my mama don't allow no music in here.
She don't allow no music in here.
But what I care what she don't allow, I play my music anyhow.
So you see that raising children isn't very hard to do,
if you only take it easy like the woman in the show.
If you only take it easy like the woman in the show.
Thank you.