Well, I don't really get this point, nothing, I would think.
It's got an automatic heater, there's a light, or a speed, and it doesn't seem to make it
any faster.
Right now, Cody is, I see, July 23rd, one year, August, September, October, November,
one year, five months, that's one year, five months.
Observe lip structure, lip structure's good, teeth look fine, dog doesn't enjoy it.
Good boy, you got it.
I think I ruined the whole story.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
You gotta have a screenplay already, a plan.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Is she gonna cut off his whiskers again?
Maybe.
For the show?
Do you want her to?
Look at that, look at that.
Take him out of his mouth, cat.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Today, we will dissect doggy lips.
Lips will start from here and dissection will proceed from nose until pink area up in here.
Notice the flapping area, this area right here, the area that makes that peculiar noise of
moisture.
Does the camera record this noise?
Okay, dog does not mind.
Dog, do you mind?
Dog says no, he doesn't mind.
Observe lip structure, very similar to wingspan of bat.
Notice that lips can move up and down as if flying, correct?
Correct.
Dog agrees.
Pinkie inserting into dark moist area known as dog's nose.
Dog doesn't like this.
I would like it though.
The life of a fly.
At last, cat.
What a damage.
Oh my God, there's an earthquake.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Three young wayfarers not knowing, not wanting.
One, two, three.
Picture you will, wanting or not wanting, people who wish they were and then weren't.
You miserable turd, I'm going to kick your ass if you don't pay me the money you owe me.
Damn it, give it to me.
But I don't have it, I really, I don't have it.
If you don't get it, I'm going to cut your nuts off and feed them to you.
But I don't have it.
My dog chewed it up, I lost it.
Somebody called, my mother needed it, my mother needed it.
You miserable little idiot, I'm going to waste you, you little punk, you little prick.
I'm going to kill him.
But it's not my fault, it's not my fault, it isn't my fault.
You miserable little alcoholic dickhead, you're going to lose it, you're going to lose it and you're going to lose it to me.
But I had to, I can't lose it, I've already lost it.
It's only styrofoam, but it's big.
I want your money or I want your testes, I want your nuts.
My nuts, don't take my nuts, no, no, don't take them, no.
Just you eat this, you miserable little fart, eat this.
No.
I need to disconnect this, I forgot.
I need to disconnect this.
Did we finish everything?
Here we are again for a wide, wide world of sports.
Today we interview Cody Holmes, one of the most magnificent, most magnificent, incredible, down hill, layers down dogs that there are.
Thank you very much, and Cody.
Do you have any comment for our audience out there, please let us know how exciting, how vibrant, how much you love this sport, please.
Fuck off.
Thank you, does she go, do you enjoy what you do, don't you love it?
And as far as your status goes off the court, how do you enjoy yourself in the evenings, do you enjoy the company of ladies, could you tell us this please?
I mount them from the rear, you miserable twit, get the fuck out of here.
I thought so, well please, once again, could you tell our audience, those people who love you out there, could you please let them in on your life as a dog, as one who is worshipped, loved, and adored by millions of people, millions of people out there.
Could you please elaborate on this particular fact of enjoyment, please.
I see, oh, I didn't mean anything by it.
Okay, could we get a good glimpse into your eye socket please, thank you.
Wonderful, wonderful, bloodshot eye socket, isn't that fantastic folks.
Mr. Cody, could you also tell our audience exactly what you think about when you think about possibly laying pipe into another individual, please let us in on this.
I didn't expect that at all.
Once again, you have it.
Yes, me and my pal.
Once again, this is Roger Musburger of Red Ruffin Sore, thank you very much for tuning in.
Okay, that's it, no more of that, alright.
Okay, let me check one thing.
Not quite.
Bitter, yes.
Once again, bitter.
Once again, thank you very much for tuning in.
Try it again sometime.
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You love us.
We'll be here.