Saturday Night Dr. Katz is seeing more nuts than usual.
Could you, could you please, no.
Oh my God, I'm pregnant.
Help, help, get me the hell out of here.
Doctor, this guy comes up to me and he says, hey man, you want to buy a watch?
I said, no, I don't want to buy a watch, especially in a urinal.
Now, this is my time with myself.
So is that, is that your new watch?
At nine, it's the Fascia.
Binge.
Really great.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
Oh Lord.
Goodness, you have got a big penis.
Then at nine thirty, the film that first made Bruce Lee a star in the West, The Big Boss.
Saturday Night's all right for a fight on SBS.
20th Century Fox presents something about Puffy.
There's something about Mary.
Yo, what's up?
This is Will Smith.
Will Smith's Big Will.
It's blitzing Australia with three big hits.
Men in Black, next.
Big Willie style's all lit.
Getting jiggy with it.
Getting jiggy with it, next.
And the new Smash, just the two of us.
Three big hits.
Big.
Think big.
It's huge.
It's out of control.
It's colossal.
It's a two of us.
On Tuesday night, Andrea Bocelli.
Best selling classical artist from 1998, but equally acclaimed for singing in a completely
different style.
Andrea Bocelli, A Night in Tuscany, nine thirty Tuesday.
On the movie show, ageing action duo Danny Glover and Mel Gibson give it one more spin
in Lethal Weapon 4.
Jeffrey Rush and Liam Neeson starring Victor Hugo's classic tale Les Miserables.
I am the man you want.
I am Jean-Francois.
And rock and roll bad girl Courtney Love gets the hatchet job of her life in Kurt and Courtney.
Are you filming?
The movie show, Wednesday night at seven thirty.
On Thursday, Gabriel Byrne stars in a film he wrote in his native Irish Gaelic.
Magic nine thirty Thursday on SBS.
She was a factory worker who always wanted to sing.
He was a laborer who always wanted to play football.
They took so long to find each other they didn't know what to do when they did.
Tonight he just can't find the words to tell.
Twisting and turning and loving.
To have or not that's the question.
Nine thirty Friday.
Hey have you heard SBS has a brand new music program.
Oh really?
Cloudbrew?
That's a cool.
Cloudbrew.
How can we use drum updates?
Play music from different parts of the world.
I'm going to be tuning into that.
Cloudbrew.
Club music is a moment of then and there.
When can I catch it?
Friday night.
After the movie.
See you.
Stars are
Out of Fingers Internationalists.
In store now.
Before I pass sentence, let me say that I have never seen such heinous crimes committed so flippantly.
Who would use this deadly accurate weapon to blow away sweet little ducks, then actually enjoy shooting 20 of God's creatures in 10 seconds? It's sick!
You were just saying that because you only hit 12.
Mad Crazy Point Blank joins Time Crisis in the PlayStation Gallery of shooting games.
So funny, it's criminal.
PlayStation.
SBS advises that the following program has been classified M. It contains adult themes.