Nice house. Yeah. I bet it's worth a bit. Isn't it? Arial Magazine is your subscription only guide to SBS Radio and Television. Next month we background the film trilogy of the decade, blue, white and red, and introduce a new series of Fork in the Road. $45 buys a 12-issue subscription to Ariel, with the first 25 new or renewing subscribers receiving a Kerouac CD. Just telephone 1800-807-913 during business hours. Johnny is 17, still at school, and in over his head. Johnny, you need to listen. Three bandits, four hostages and a prime time viewing audience of millions captivated by Johnny. 100 pesos, 930 tonight. Chicken is Indian, labor is Indian, people are Indian, and you want us to have Kentucky fried chicken? Why? You mean Indians cannot produce fried chicken? We have some of the best fried chicken that you could get anywhere in the world. Tuesday, the emerging middle class in India wants to care less and pay more for what they eat in the streets. India is probably the only country where Big Macs and Kentucky fried chicken are out such passions. The whole world is munching hamburgers and other fast food, but many Indians are fiercely resisting the invasion of ketchup. When two thirds of the country is illiterate, vegetarian, dirt poor and religious, fast food is no quick fix. If I eat western food, it doesn't mean that I'm losing Indian values. It doesn't mean that. All the taboos exist in the poor people in our country. There are no taboos for the rich. India is going up in the world at a frightening rate, and there's ketchup in the curry, 8.30 Tuesday. On the movie show, George Clooney dons cape and mask in Batman and Rodden. Now didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with guns? Fran Drescher nannies Timothy Dalton in The Beautician and The Beast. Is one of your sideburns shorter than the other? And the Japanese spiritual road movie Kamikaze Taxi. The movie show, Wednesday night at 8. World Movies, the premier pay TV movie channel is screening next week. Little Sister, her brother arrives unexpectedly to make a film about his little sister's birthday. And the reason he's so invasive in filming, the presence is locked in their past. The Australian TV premiere of Little Sister, World Movies, available on your favourite pay TV carrier. To subscribe, call your local customer service centre now. The last item on the agenda for this financial year, expenses. We need a new printer. Fax is playing up and I need a new chair. The money has to be spent. Officeworks. Why? I'll tell you why. If we buy before June 30, we can claim off this year's tax return. And since Officeworks has the range, quality and guaranteed low prices, I don't see the point in going anywhere else. Let's vote. Excellent decision, if I may say so. I need help. Good luck. India comes to Australia with a spectacular celebration of art, music, dance and film at the Art Gallery of New South Wales. St George is now in its 60th year helping Australians realise the great Australian dream of owning our own homes. And with the Great Australian Home Loan, St George is doing even more for you. Because it not only has a small rate, but just as importantly, it's packed with big features and flexibility, including a redraw facility. The St George Great Australian Home Loan. I believe it's the best all round home loan in Australia. You know where you stand with St George. Masterpiece is proudly brought to you by St George. You know where you stand with St George.