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Gee, did Robin Hood really give it to you?
Yeah, he did. And this one is his own hat, too.
Gee, I'd sure like to shoot your bone out.
Let me try, Skippy.
Oh, no you don't. I'm gonna shoot it first.
You're pointing it too high.
I'm not either. Watch this.
Uh-oh, now you've done it.
Why in Prince John's backyard?
Skippy, you can't go in now.
Yeah, Prince John will chop off your head.
Like this.
Oh, I don't care. I gotta get my arrow.
Wait a minute, Toby might tattle on ya.
Yeah, Toby, you gotta take the oath.
An oath?
Put your hand on your head and cross your eyes.
Spider, snakes, and a lizard head.
If I tattle-tattle, I'll die till I'm dead.
Well, it's your turn to serve, Marion, dear.
Are you ready, Lady Cloud?
I'm ready and waiting. I'm waiting.
I'll get you a tool for this, though.
Oh, luck it out was a good shot.
Oh, not bad.
Oh, my gavel's coming in.
Where is it, Lucy?
I only must be in there someplace.
Oh, Lucky, you look so silly.
Oh, look, there it is, behind you.
Yo.
Well, hello. Where did you come from?
Oh, please don't tell Prince John.
Mama said he'll chop off my head.
Don't be afraid. You've done nothing wrong.
Oh, Marion, what a bonny wee bunny.
Now, who does this young archer remind you of?
Oh.
Well, upon my word, the notorious Robin Hood.
That's right.
Only Robin Hood wears a hat like that.
Yeah, and look at this King Robin Hood bow.
Oh, Marion, don't look around.
But I do believe we're surrounded.
Oh, mercy.
He snitched on us.
It's all right, children.
Don't be afraid. Please come here.
Do you think it's safe?
That's May Marion.
Mama said she's awful nice.
Come on.
Hey, you guys, not so fast.
Wait for me.
I told Skippy you were shooting too high.
I'm so very glad he did.
And now I get to meet all of you.
Gee, you're beautiful.
Are you going to marry Robin Hood?
Mama said you and Robin Hood are sweethearts.
Well, um, you see, that was several years ago
before I left for London.
In here for a kiss here?
Well, uh, no.
But he carved our initials on this tree.
I remember it so well.
You're going to have any kids?
My mama got so many kids.
Oh, he's probably forgotten all about me.
Oh, not Robin Hood.
I'd better storm the castle gate,
fight the guards, rescue you,
and drag you out the surest forest.
Now, just a moment there, young man.
You've forgotten Prince John.
That old Prince John don't scare me.
I'm scared of Prince John.
He's cranky.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Ay, Prince John,
challenge you to a duel.
Hey, hey!
Take that!
And that!
And this!
Just a tyrant!
Oh, oh, oh!
Slice it to pieces!
Oh, save me, my dearest!
Oh, ouch!
That's not fair!
Mommy!
That's Prince John!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Yahoo!
Now I gotcha!
Oh, merci!
Merci!
Ah!
I've gotten it!
I'm dying!
Oh, that!
Huh?
No.
This is the part where you drag your lady fair
off the Sherwood forest.
Come on, lady fair, let's go!
Oh, Robin!
You're so brave and impetuous!
Oh!
So this is Sherwood forest?
Yeah, I guess so.
Well, now what are we gonna do?
Well, usually the hero gives his fair lady a kiss.
A kiss?
Oh, that's sissy stuff.
Well, if you won't,
then I will.
They're kissing!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Hey, hey, hey!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Mom!
Ah!
Ah, me!
Young love!
Oh, the grand thing!
Oh, Clucky, surely he must know how much I still love him.
But of course, my dear.
Believe me, some day soon,
your Uncle King Richard will have an outlaw for an in-law.
Oh, Clucky!
But when?
When?
Patience, my dear, patience.
Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Oh, forgetful.
Oh, I've been away so long.
What if he's forgotten all about me?
Hey, lover boy.
How's that grub coming, man? I'm starved.
Robin.
Robert.
Hey!
Hey, what?
What do you say?
Oh, forget it.
Your mind's not on the food.
You're thinking about somebody with long eyelashes.
And you're smelling that sweet perfume.
Hey, whoa, it's burning over.
You're burning the chow.
Sorry, Johnny.
Guess I was thinking about made Marion again.
I can't help it.
I love her, Johnny.
Look, why don't you stop moonin' and moppin' around?
Just marry the girl.
Marry her, huh?
You don't just walk up to a girl,
hand her a bouquet and say,
Hey, remember me? We were kids together.
Will you marry me?
No.
It just isn't done that way.
Aw, come on, Robbie.
Climb the castle walls.
Sweep her off her feet.
Carry her off in style.
It's no use, Johnny.
I've thought it all out.
It just wouldn't work.
Besides, what have I got to offer her?
Well, for one thing, you can't cook.
I'm serious, Johnny.
She's a high-born lady of quality.
So she's got glass.
So what?
I'm an outlaw, that's what.
That's no life for a lovely lady always on the run.
What kind of a future is that?
Oh, for heaven's sake, son.
You're no outlaw.
Why, someday you'll be called a great hero.
A hero?
Did you hear that, Johnny?
We've just been pardoned.
Oh, that's a gas.
We ain't even been arrested yet.
All right, laugh, you two rogues.
But there's going to be a big to-do in Nottingham.
Well, that ain't it.
Old Prince John's having a championship archery
tournament tomorrow.
Archery tournament?
Old Rob could win that standing on his head, huh, Rob?
Thank you, little John.
But I'm sure we're not invited.
No, but there's somebody who'll be very disappointed
if you don't come.
Yeah.
Oh, Bushell Britches, the honorable sheriff of Nottingham.
No.
Maid Maryam.
Maid Maryam?
Yeah.
She's going to give a kiss to the winner.
A kiss to the winner?
Oh, that lolly.
Come on, Johnny, what are we waiting for?
Wait a minute, Rob, hold it.
That place will be crawling with soldiers.
Aha, but remember, faint hearts, never one fair lady.
Fear not, my friends.
This will be my greatest performance.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
Yes, this is a red-letter day,
a coup d'etat, to coin a Norman phrase.
Oh, yes, indeed, sire.
Your plan to catch a Robin Hood in public is sheer genius.
Yes, no one sits higher than the king.
Must I remind you, yes?
Oh, oh, forgive me, sire.
I didn't mean to.
My trap is baited and set.
And then revenge.
Ah, revenge!
Shh, not so loud, sire.
Remember, only you and I know.
And your secret is my secret.
Stop hissing in my ear.
Secret? What secret?
My, the capture of Robin Hood, sire.
That insolent blaggard.
Oh, I'll show him who wears the crown.
I share your loathing, sire.
That scurrilous scoundrel who fooled you with that silly disguise,
who dared to rob you and made you look so utterly ridiculous.
Enough!
Piss! You deliberately dodged.
But, but, but, sire, please?
Stop sniveling and home spin.
Foo!
Thank you, sire.
Oh, Clucky, I'm so excited.
But how will I recognize him?
Oh, you'll let you know somehow.
That young rogue of yours is full of surprises, my dear.
There she is, little John.
Isn't she beautiful?
Cool it, lover boy.
Your heart's running away with your head.
Oh, stop worrying.
This disguise would fool my own mother.
Yeah, but your mom ain't here.
You got to fool old bushel britches.
Sheriff, your honor.
Yeah.
Meeting your feist of fascists, a real treat.
A real treat.
Well, now, thank you.
Oh, excuse me, I got to go win this tournament.
Hey, old Rob's not a bad actor.
But wait till he sees the scene I lay on Prince John.
Ah, Milan.
My esteemed Royal Sovereign of the Realm.
The head man himself.
You're beautiful.
He has style, he has.
Du savoy a faire, Iliane Spar.
If.
You took the words right out of my mouth, P.J.
P.J., I like that.
You know I do.
Yes, put it on my luggage, P.J.
And you, who might you be, sir?
I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney.
And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid.
And now, your mightiness, allow me to lay some protocol on you.
Oh, no, forgive me, but I lose more jewels that way than...
Please sit down.
Thanks, P.J.
Couldn't get a better seat than this, could you, the Royal Bogs?
Oh, hey, hey, wait, what's...
Oh, excuse me, Buster.
Buster?
You, sir, have taken my seat.
Hiss with you around.
Who needs a court jester?
Now, get out there and keep your snake eyes open, for you know who.
You, you mean I'm being dismissed?
You heard his mightiness.
Move it, Creepy, get lost.
Be gone, long one.
What cheek.
Creepy, Buster, long one.
Who's that dooby-duke think he is?
Now, he's up to something, Fry.
Yeah, come on.
Hiss, hiss.
Ah, your ladyship.
Begging your pardon, but it's a great honor to be shooting for the favor of a lovely lady like yourself.
I hope so I win the kiss.
Oh.
Thank you, my thin-legged archer.
I wish you luck.
With all my heart.
Your Highness, with your royal permission, we are ready to begin.
Proceed, Captain.
That tournament of the Golden Arrow will now begin.
Yeah.
Yay, Dad.
A perfect bull's eye.
Well, well.
Yeah, that's what you call pulling it back and letting it go, P.J.
I'm gonna win that Golden Arrow, and then I'm gonna present myself to the lovely maid, Mary.
Listen, Scissor Bill.
If you shoot half as good as you blabbermouth, you're better than Robin Hood.
Robin Hood, he says.
Wowee.
I'm tip-top all right, but I'm not as good as he is.
Ha-ha, that kid's got class.
Ain't he, P.J.?
Indeed he has, Richie.
Bravo.
Oh, by the way, I hear you're having a bit of trouble getting your hands on that Robin Hood.
He's scared of me.
That's what he is.
You notice he didn't show up here today.
I could spot him through them phony disguises.
It's him.
It's Robin Hood.
I just can't wait till I get his majesty.
I'll hand me your mouth.
Please.
I can drink.
Attention, everyone.
The final contestants are the Honorable Sheriff of Nottingham...
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
...And the Spindleman of the Lake Historic from Devonshire.
My dear, I suspect you favor the gangly youth.
Me?
Uh, why, yes, sire.
At least he amuses me.
Coincidentally, my dear young lady, he amuses me, too.
For the final shootout, move the target back 30 paces.
You heard him, nutsy.
Get going.
Move it, you bird brain.
And remember what you're supposed to do.
Sure, Sheriff, sir.
Well, that shot wins the golden arrow, the kiss, and the whole caboodle.
He did it, he did it, he did it.
Archer, I commend you.
And because of your superior skill, you shall get what is coming to you.
Our royal congratulations.
Thank you kindly, your highness.
Meeting you face to face, your I am mighty, is a real treat.
Release the royal fingers.
And now I name you the winner, or more appropriately, the loser.
Seize him, please.
I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death.
Oh, no.
Please, please, sir.
I beg of you to spare his life.
Please have mercy.
My dear emotional lady, why should I?
Because I love him, your highness.
Love him?
And does this prisoner return your love?
Marion, my darling, I love you more than life itself.
Young love, your pleas have not fallen upon a heart of stone.
The traitors to the crown must die.
Traitor to the crown?
That crown belongs to King Richard.
Long live King Richard!
Enough!
I am king!
King!
Off with his head!
Robin Hood continues after this.
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Ah, just in time.
One last box.
Oh, well, hi, Kelly.
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Well, uh, I don't want to keep you.
Oh, you're not keeping me.
Cuddle bug?
Matthew.
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Cuddle bug.
What are you reading?
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It's a pass to Lohmeyer.
Oh, he tripped!
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Oh, no!
No!
Executioner, stop!
Hold your ass!
Okay, big shot.
Now tell him to untie my body or I'll...
Sheriff, release my body.
I mean release the prisoner.
Untie the prisoner?
You have what he said, Boshell Britches.
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Let him go, for heaven's sakes!
Let him go!
Yee-hee!
Love conquers all!
Yee-hee!
I owe my life to you, my darling.
I couldn't have lived without you, Robin.
There's something funny going on around here.
Now, P.J., tell my pal to kiss Maid Marion
or I've just found a new pin cushion.
Why, you...
Kill him!
Don't stand there!
Kill him!
Don't hurt me!
No, no, don't hurt me!
Help! Help!
Kill him!
Run for it, lassie!
This is no place for a lady!
Take that, you scoundrel!
Help! Robin, help!
Marion, my love, will you marry me?
Oh, darling, I thought you'd never ask me.
Oh, you could have chosen a more romantic setting.
And for a honeymoon, London, Normandy, sunny Spain...
Why not?
Oh, what a manor vent this is!
Yee-hee!
What a beautiful brawl!
Hey, who's driving this flying umbrella?
You have six children.
Six? Oh, it doesn't at least.
Take that!
Attention, everyone.
Stop the car!
You scoundrel!
She's the bad one!
Long live King Richard!
Yee-hee!
Hey, you're never around, but I need you!
Coming, darling!
Oh, there you are, old boy!
PJ, you won't believe this, but the stork is really Robin Hood!
Robin Hood.
Get out of that, if you can!
Love, it seems like only yesterday
You were just a child at play
Now you're all grown up inside of me
Oh, how fast those moments flee
Once we watched a lazy world go by
Now the days seem to fly
Life is brief, but when it's gone
Love goes on and on
Love will live
Love will last
Love goes on and on and on
Once we watched a lazy world go by
Now the days seem to fly
Life is brief, but when it's gone
Love goes on and on
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Oh, Robin, what a beautiful night.
I wish it would never end.
Surprise! Long live Robin Hood!
Hooray! And long live Maid Marion!
Bravo, bravo!
Yeah, yeah, bravo, bravo, hooray!
And down with that scurvy Prince John!
Yeah!
Oh, the world will sing of an English king a thousand years from now.
And not because he passed some laws or had that lofty crown.
While funny good King Richard leads the great crusade he's on,
we'll all have to slave away for that good-for-nothin' John.
Incredible as he is inept, whenever the history books are kept, they'll call him the phony king of England.
Apart from the phony king of England.
He sits alone on a giant throne, pretending he's the king.
A little tycoon's rather like a puppet on a string.
And he throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way.
And then he calls for Mom, while he's sucking his thumb.
You see, he doesn't want to play.
Truly to be known as John the First, he's sure to be known as John the Worst.
A pox on that phony king of England.
Lay that country on me, babe.
Come on, Johnny.
Go on, Johnny, go.
When he taxes us to pieces and he robs us of our bread,
King Richard's crown keeps slippin' down around that pointed head.
Ah, but while there is a merry man in Robin's wily pack,
we'll find a way to make him pay and steal our money back.
A minute before he knows we're there, old Rob will snatch his underwear.
The freezy and uneasy king of England.
The slitherin' grovelin', neatly wheelin', blabberin', jabberin',
jibberin', jabberin', butterin', plottin', wheelin', dealin'.
Let's John that phony king of England.
He throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way.
He calls for Mom and sucks his thumb and doesn't want to play.
Too late to be known as John the First, he's sure to be known as John the Worst.
How about that?
That's P.J. to a T. Let me try, let me try.
Too late to be known as John the First, he's sure to be known as John the Worst.
The fabulous, marvelous, merciful, chivalrous...
Oh, you got it all wrong, Hess.
The smithin' grovelin', weaselin'...
Ow!
But, but, sire, it's a big hit.
The whole village is singin' it.
Oh, they are, are they?
Well, they'll be singin' a different tune.
Double the taxes, triple the taxes,
squeeze every last drop out of those insolent musical peasants.
Man, oh, man, that Prince John sure made good his threat.
And his helpless subjects paid dearly for his humiliation, believe me.
Taxes, taxes, taxes.
Why, he taxed the heart and soul out of the poor people of Nottingham.
If you couldn't pay your taxes, you went to jail.
Yep, I'm in here too.
Nottingham was in deep trouble.
Every town has its ups and downs.
Sometimes ups outnumber the downs.
But not in Nottingham.
I'm inclined to believe
If we weren't so down
We'd up and leave
We'd up and fly
If we had wings for flyin'
Can't you see the tears we're cryin'
Can't there be some happiness for me
Not in Nottingham
Cry or talk?
I don't think anyone is coming.
You're right, Sexton, but maybe the sound of this church bell will bring those poor people some comfort.
We must do what we can to keep their hopes alive.
Oh, how can there be any hope with that tyrant Prince John taxing the heart and soul out of the poor people?
Yes, those poor people. Look, our poor box is like our church. Empty.
Friar Tuck, we've saved this. It's not much, but please take it for the poor.
Last farthing? Oh, little sister, no one can give more than that.
Bless you both.
Oh, we were just saving it for a rainy day.
Well, it's raining now. These can't get worse.
Howdy, Friar. Well, it looks like I dropped by just in time.
What does that big-bellied bully want here? Father, shh.
Oh, well, what have we got here?
Now, just a minute, Sheriff. That's the poor box.
It sure is, and I'll just take it for poor Prince John. Every little bit helps.
Oh, you put that back.
And His Majesty also blesses you, little sister.
You thieving scoundrel.
Now, take it easy, Friar. I'm just doing my duty.
Collecting taxes for that arrogant, greedy, ruthless, no-good Prince John?
Listen, Friar, you're mighty preachy, and you gonna preach your neck right into a hangman's noose.
Get out of my church! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Oh, Jimmy. You want taxes?
I'll give you taxes?
Oh, give it to him, give it to him, give it to him, Friar.
You're under arrest for high treason to the Crown.
Oh, no.
Oh, dear, dear mother.
Every town has its ups and downs.
Sometimes ups outnumber the downs.
But not in Nottingham.
Sire, if I may, may you venture an opinion.
You're not your usual cheerful gene yourself today.
I know, I know, you haven't counted your money for days.
It always makes you so happy.
Sire, taxes are pouring in, the jail is full, and oh, I have good news, Sire.
Friar Tuck is in jail.
Friar Tuck? It's Robin Hood I want, you idiot!
I'd give all my gold if I could just get my hands.
Did you say Friar Tuck?
Did I? Yes, I did.
Oh, yes, I have it.
I'll use that fat Friar as bait to trap Robin Hood.
Another trap?
Yes, yes, you stupid serpent.
Friar Tuck will be led to the gallows in the village square, don't you see?
Sire, hang Friar Tuck, a man of the church.
Yes, my reluctant reptile.
And when our elusive hero tries to rescue the copulent cleric,
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Come on.
Well, Trigger, everything's rigged up and all set.
Yep, it's one of the prettiest scaffolds you ever built, Sheriff.
Oh, Sheriff, don't you reckon we ought to give that there trap door a test?
Criminally, now I know why your mama called you nutsy.
Um, um, for the poor, tell me, old ears, hear the melodious voice of the sheriff?
That's right, old man.
What be going on here?
We're gonna hang Friar Tuck.
No, hang Friar, um...
Hang Friar Tuck?
You bet you don't.
And maybe it'll even be a double hanging.
Shh, shh, dummy up, you dummy.
A double hanging, eh?
Who'll be the other one who gets the rope?
Sheriff, he's getting too old bird nosy.
Ah, I didn't mean nothing.
But, um, couldn't there be trouble if Robin Hood showed up?
Well, what do you know, Sheriff?
He guessed it.
Nutsy, button your beak.
Ah, no need to worry.
The sheriff be too crafty, too clever and too smart for the likes of him, says I.
You hear that, nutsy?
For being blind, he sure knows a good man when he sees one, says I.
Sheriff, I still got a feeling that that snoopy old codger knows too much.
Oh, shut up, Trigger. He's just a harmless old blind beggar.
Arms, arms for the poor. Arms, arms for the poor.
Rob, we can't let him hang Friar Tuck.
A jailbreak tonight is the only chance he's got.
A jailbreak? There ain't no way you can get them.
We've got to, Johnny, or Friar Tuck dies at dawn.
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Hey, look.
One o'clock in Old Whale.
Nutsy, you better set your brains ahead a couple of hours.
Yes, sir. Does that mean adding or subtracting?
Oh, let's forget it.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Nutsy, how can I sleep with you yelling all's well all the time here?
Sheriff, everything ain't all's well.
I got a feeling in my bones there's gonna be a jailbreak any minute.
Criminally trigger, point that pea shooter the other way.
Don't you worry none, Sheriff. The safety's on old Betsy.
What incarnation you trying to do, you bird brain?
Just doing my duty, Sheriff.
Oh, you and that itchy trigger finger of yours.
Hey, did you hear that?
Sure did, Trigger. There's something funny going on around here.
Come on. You cover me.
Wait a minute. Is the safety on old Betsy?
You bet it is, Sheriff.
That's what I'm afraid of. You go first.
All right, you in there. Come out with your hands up.
Yeah, reach for the sky.
Just you watch this pre-formance, partner.
Be careful, Rob.
Gee, those of that Trigger put that pea shooter down.
Oh, shucks, Trigger. It's only nutsy.
And criminally, get back to your patrol. On the double.
I'm a-getting. I'm a-getting.
That Trigger, he's getting everybody edgy.
Nothing's gonna happen.
That fat fryer is gonna dangle from the gallows come daybreak.
Why don't you just sit yourself down here, kind of cozy-like?
Well, thank you, nutsy.
Just close your sleep with little eyeballs.
The Sandman's a-coming.
Why don't you let me loosen that belt?
Rockabye, Sheriff.
Just you relax.
Thanks.
Oh, nutsy, that's mighty sweet.
Sing it one more time, will you?
Rockabye, Sheriff. Just you relax.
Wait a minute!
Daybreak! Daybreak!
I heard it! I heard it, Sheriff! The door! The door!
Now, for the last time, no more false alarms.
Now, you release Frye Tuck and the others, and I'll drop in on the Royal Treasury.
Oh, Little John! It can't be!
Shh! Quiet! We're busting out of here.
Thank God! My prayers have been answered.
I'm ready. Where's the bad guy?
Take it easy, son.
Where are we going?
I don't get even. I'll get...
Oh, no!
As Robin Hood, I want...
Oh, no!
Praise the Lord and pass the tax rebate.
Come on. Follow me.
Oh, no!
Sheriff, now don't get your dander up, but I've still got a feeling that...
Frye, get going. Hurry!
Oh, no!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Guards! Guards! My good!
Oh, no, no, no! My good!
Guards! Guards! To the jail!
Riders, halt! Stop! Desist!
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Everybody this way!
That's all of them! Get going!
This ain't no hayride. Let's move it out of here.
Hello! I'm the Sherwood Forrest!
Stop! My baby!
Mama, Mama, wait for me!
We got him now!
Keep going. Don't worry about me.
This time we got him for sure!
Shoot him!
Kill him! Kill him!
Come on, Bob. Come on.
He's just got to make it.
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No. No. No.
Here's his fish!
He's going to make it, isn't he, little dog?
Hey, what's that?
Little John, look it, look it.
Hey, what's up?
Oh, man, did you have me worried, Rob.
I thought you were long gone.
Ah, now Robin Hood, huh?
He could have swum twice that far, huh, Mr. Robin Hood, sir?
Look, Sire, look, he's made it.
He got away again.
A pox on the phony King of England.
Oh, the lolly.
Oh, no, it's so miserably unfair.
Well, I tried to tell you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen.
Your traps just never work.
And now, look what you've done to your mother's castle.
Oh, my men!
Sire, no, no!
You cowardly cobra!
Oh, no!
Procrastinating python!
Percifiting python!
You eel in snake's clothing!
Help!
What a wavy man!
You know, I thought we'd never get rid of those two rascals,
but lucky for us folks, King Richard returned,
and, well, he just straightened everything out.
Say, we'd better get over to the church.
Sounds like somebody's getting hitched.
Oh, Friar Tuck, it appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law.
That's not bad.
Gee, Skippy, how come you aren't going?
Well, Robert was going to have kids,
so somebody's got to keep their eye on things.
Oh, I've never been so happy.
Hey, here come the bride, Trigger.
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Oh, my goodness!
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The giant is coming!
What do we do?
He crushes our toes!
He ruins our crops!
I'm going to stop him!
Hey, did you ever kill a giant?
I killed seven with one blow!
Seven!
He killed seven giants with one blow!
Seven with one blow!
How many?
Six!
Seven!
With one blow?
Jiminy Cricket!
Who?
The tailor!
Do you mean it?
Seven!
At one blow?
No!
Yes!
Seven!
Seven with one blow!
Seven!
The tailor killed seven giants with one blow!
Seven!
Bring him here!
Did you kill seven at one blow?
Yes, your honor.
And how?
Well, how?
I was all alone.
I heard them coming.
I looked up and I was surrounded.
Here?
They were here, there, everywhere.
A whole bunch of them.
They came at me from the right, from the left, right, left, left, right.
Yes, yes, go on.
They were coming closer.
The fight was on.
I swung in this.
I missed and swung.
I swung again and again and again.
They were right on top of me.
And then?
And then I let them hide.
I swung in this.
I swung.
Brave K 알or, I appoint you royal high
killer of the giant.
Why, how about You, Your Majesty?
I-I-I-I-I...
And your reward shall be...
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Oh, no thank you, sir, but I-I-I-I-I-I...
For two million Pazoozas!
Eh, but I-I-I-I-I-I don't...
Three million!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Uh, what?
Uh, um...
And the hand...
Of the Princess Minnie!
The Princess Minnie?
Oh, my God!
Oh, no!
Mummy, now, put them down, to my side!
Well, hold on, I'll be seeing you, I hope.
Gosh, I don't know how to catch a child.
Food!
Smoke!
Shmoop!
A hat!
Don't move, I've got you covered.
the
Yippee!