Obey me, Wario! I am your master, Mario is your enemy!
The wicked imposter, Wario, has cast an evil spell over Mario Land!
Don't let Mario get the six golden coins!
Don't let Mario reach the palace!
This is the biggest, most dangerous, most challenging Game Boy adventure yet!
Obey Wario! Destroy Mario!
Don't fall under Wario's evil spell in Super Mario Land 2, only on Game Boy!
Hahahaha!