This is 10 Eyewitness News with Geraldine Mallott and Peter Ansell.
On tonight's 10 Eyewitness News...
Oh, fuck off. This is my thing.
And John is at 2 o'clock to have a punt at the Christmas forecast.
What?
Look like colour bars on the television. Oh, and they move.
I have in my right mind we want to be a journalist.
Oh, no, come on. Why pick on journalists?
Oh, look, cos everybody knows journalists are a bunch of half-witted, no-talent twits.
And while the Eagles have lost the Premiership Cup...
And it will...
And it will fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck and remain in Melbourne.
The Christmas forecast.
God, excuse me. You've got to be...
You've asked me some bloody dick-witted questions sitting here,
but that would have to be the most.
Shit. And you call yourself a bloody weather forecaster?
Oh, a fair sack of the fucking...
Pardon me.
I'd expect a bloody newsreader to know something about...
Hang on. Who wrote this? Oh, look who wrote it.
Oh, Stuart Bloody Joint. Jesus Christ.
Just trying to give everyone the shits who's working on Christmas Day, I think.
Mate, it'll go so quick, if you thought lightning was quick,
you wait to see Peter Renssel read tonight.
One minute.
Australian Motorcycle Grand Prix and World Champion Main Rant
is throughout the 32-lap event, and let's get the videotape.
What's your name first? Timber Stegan, Channel 10.
Timber Stegan, Channel 10, asks dumb questions.
You know, he asks dumb questions.
Take a look at him.
Jeff, piss off.
Oh, you little cunts.
What a dick!
I've never even been to Perth. Why am I calling them beautiful?
I don't watch it. When's it on?
I hate the Primers.
AJ's behind the camera going like...
The best in the West. That's...
Tony, how many times did you give the director a head job?
I promise.