Now, my Jeffrey's only two, so I thought we'd have to wait a while.
But Gloria says that all the kids are getting these Play School 1-2-3 bikes, which are made
to get kids started early.
I like this bike.
Well, they're really well thought out.
They've got these special three-step training wheels that start out wide apart, and you
flip them in closer, and then they're off.
So now, I've got a two-year-old on a two-wheeler.
Now, that's something to remember.
Mr. Crunch.
Mr. Munch.
I want you on a petite.
Mr. Crunch.
Mr. Munch.
Let's try buttery toffee, milked over popcorn.
Let's add peanuts.
Delicious.
Let's call it Crunch.
And Munch.
Crunch and Munch, the Crunchy Munchy Discovery.
In the battle against plaque, the Colgate Plus toothbrush is armed to the teeth with a diamond-shaped
head and dual bristles to help combat plaque, even between teeth.
Colgate Plus, in the fight against plaque, it's a plus.
This hour is brought to you by Richland Chiropractic and Rehabilitation Center.
Good afternoon, 56 degrees.
I'm Rick Sheppard.
In the news at this hour, the Pentagon's report on the tailhook scandal is now out.
It implicates more than 100 Navy and Marine officers for alleged sex offenses or misconduct.
The report also says 83 women and seven men were assaulted during the 1991 tailhook convention.
It also says many fliers believe that they could do anything without fear of punishment.
Our next news in one hour.
Whenever I have an allergy attack, I go see my favorite doctor and I happen to be married
to him.
My husband recommends Dymatap Extent Tabs.
Doctors have recommended the Dymatap brand over 200 million times.
My eyes itch, I get clogged up, and I can't stop sneezing.
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Doctors recommend Dymatap for their families and yours.
I trust my husband and he trusts Dymatap.
If you're thinking about joining MCI and Friends and Family, this is the month to do it.
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Is there a baby formula that's close to breast milk?
It's patterned after breast milk.
How can I be sure the formula I use is gentle?
It's easily digested.
Is there a formula my baby and I can feel good about?
Gerber is the number one name in infant nutrition.
We know breastfeeding is best for your baby.
for your baby but when you can't there simply is no better formula for your
baby's nutrition than Gerber. Ask your doctor. You see he's happy? I'm happy. If it doesn't come from you
shouldn't it come from Gerber? A short while ago Mike Ward had a headache but
he couldn't postpone his tea party with one of the town's best hostesses so he
took a Motrin IV. The same medicine as in the Motrin doctors have prescribed for
years but in non-prescription strength and now that his headache's gone he can
concentrate on the things that really matter. Good tea huh daddy? It's excellent tea Becky.
Excellent. Motrin IV. The relief of Motrin in non-prescription strength.
Tetley round tea bags. 2000 perforations for faster brewing. Now I'm sure we'll
all sleep a little easier. Makes you wonder who counted all them perforations.
Also what are perforations? Furthermore why can't we make their tea bags round?
It's not as if it makes a better tasting glass of tea. Well Pearl actually I think it is better. Will you keep it out of this? It is.
Country fairs are the best. Yeah especially the country crock. Well there's more to this
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the taste of the country. Every night during crowd season Ed Russell ties some
of the best flies ever seen on Pinecrest Lake. But sometimes his arthritis pain
can make it tough to sleep. That's when his wife Annie is in Tylenol PM gel
cans. Unlike ordinary pain relievers it has extra strength Tylenol pain reliever. Plus a gentle
ingredient to help him sleep. Which is good news for Ed but not for the Trump population of
Pinecrest Lake. Tylenol PM it puts arthritis pain to rest.
Today there's a revolutionary mouthwash. Clear Choice. Clear, clean and alcohol free.
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Love. Comfort. Nutrition. Today she trusts you for everything and your breast milk gives her everything she needs.
But if someday her needs change there's always someone you can trust. Gerber for a gentle formula patterned after breast milk.
For a soy formula for milk free feeding. For the right formula for your baby. Gerber baby formula.
If it doesn't come from you shouldn't it come from Gerber.
If you like that bouncy feeling of salon conditioned hair you can keep it that way on your own with Vidal Sassoon.
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It has been 200 and some odd days since the last day of summer.
That's quite a few afternoons without the grass between your toes.
The sun on your shoulders.
And a pitcher of country time lemonade flavored drink mix.
With a taste of good old fashioned lemonade.
So start practicing. Summer is just a page turn away on the kitchen calendar.
Today's game is sponsored by Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
A correction that Kraft, Cheese and Macaroni.
When you think about plastic you may think about things like strong lightweight garbage cans.
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When you look at these plastic containers you may wonder if they're being recycled.
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I ain't gonna cry no more no more. I ain't gonna cry no more.
I was feeling blue but I'm good as new and I ain't gonna cry no more.
New Johnson's no more ouchies, no more itches, no more burn and no more journeys.
They make all kinds of kid problems all better than that.
And what kid couldn't use that?
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New Johnson's no more ouchies, itches, burn and journeys.
Nobody knows all better, better than Johnson & Johnson.
For those with painful mouth sores we offer pizza without punishment.
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Sports and leisure. What woman won the most medals in the 1992 Olympics?
I don't wanna brag but...
The Trivial Pursuit Year in Review Edition. Is anyone not playing this game?
It's a special place. It's where you live.
And when you want to make it better we're ready to help.
At Rent-A-Center you don't need a lot of cash or any deposit.
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New at Rent-A-Center. Pistofan Gloveseed or this four-piece bedroom set each just $14.99 a week.
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Remember when you're ready to make your life better nobody brings it home like Rent-A-Center.
Explanation.
The situation.
The combination.
Is the punctuation.
You make me feel so young.
You make me feel there's something wrong.
And every time I see you grin.
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Having a tough time with pork chops?
Shake and bake makes plump, juicy pork chops your whole family will love.
Why fry? Shake and bake.
Are these deadly people off their rocker?
Do they really believe their rounded caffeinated tea tastes as good as my regular tea?
Well, Pearlie, these round bags have 29% more tea than your favorite decaf.
Oh, well, I'm 29% more impressed.
What about the taste, Mother?
Never know it's decaf.
What about the shape?
The shape? Why is it round?
She always did ask too many questions.
I use my hands to speak to the world, so when I have a wart, I can't hide it.
But Dr. Scholl's Clear Away can.
Its medicated discs dissolve warts fast, and this cover-up conceals as it heals.
Clear Away Wart Remover from Dr. Scholl.
From one end of America to the other, people are discovering a better place to buy tires.
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Velveeta Shells and Cheese asks, why play around with a powder when creamy's what you crave?
Real Velveeta Cheese Sauce makes us the smoothest, but creamiest macaroni and cheese around.
So why settle for a powder when creamy's what you crave?
The power of Bravo Boss.
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Big power, low price.
Bravo Boss by Eureka, and you thought lightning couldn't strike twice.
General Hospital Soap Quiz.
I really shocked those stuffy quarter mains when I married Alan.
Do you remember how?
Yes, that really was me, Elizabeth Ashley.
And then I lost 25 pounds in only 12 weeks on the Ultra Slim Pass plant with these delicious ready-to-drink shakes.
They're scrumptious chocolate, French vanilla, luscious new strawberry, and rich, creamy coffee.
The plan is easy.
A shake for breakfast, one for lunch, and a sensible dinner.
Even a candy bar is a snack.
And if it works for me, it can work for you.
Ultra Slim Pass.
Give us a week.
We'll take off the weight.
As if marrying me wasn't enough of a shock, my dress sure was.
I guess you could say I had them all seen red.
Happy anniversary, General Hospital.
One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four.
Stretch.
For the minor aches and pains of your daily workout, introducing Therapeutic Mineral Ice Plus.
A lotion that goes on cool to relieve your pain.
And lift.
Mineral Ice Plus also contains a moisturizer so it soothes your skin as it cools your pain.
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Tell your pain to cool it.
Hey, Mom, what's that white thing?
See, new white water zest.
Uh-oh, it's gonna get me.
Mmm, smells good.
There, doesn't that feel smooth?
Soak with the film you can feel on your skin.
But new white water zest rinses cleaner than soap.
Your family's skin feels smoother than soap.
Yeah, smooth.
You're the guy who took my zest.
Poor Daddy.
New white water zest.
Huh?
When he asked what she wore, it was always red to go.
Red door, so sensuous, so alluring, so inviting.
Red door, the irresistible fragrance from Elizabeth Arden.
Open.
Some grown-up advice about breakfast.
I don't care what your friends do.
Hey, what's your worry?
You're not leaving this house.
For all you adults who rush out without breakfast, why not try something new?
Tuber, blueberry.
The delicious taste of Kellogg's blueberry pop tart.
Blueberries are our friends.
It's loaded with luscious blueberry flavor in every bite.
It's rectangular.
They weren't kidding.
They're good.
Kellogg's blueberry pop tarts.
Real good, real fast.
What's that?
Some day, no, thank you.
Is the price of new furniture putting the bite on you?
No price beats a store closing price.
And custom-crafted furniture of Pittsburgh is closing.
Hundreds, even thousands of dollars on our massive multi-million dollar inventory of fine, traditional, contemporary leather and marble furniture.
Custom-craft is sacrificing everything for pennies on the dollar.
Check this massive furniture sell-off.
Get to Custom-Craft Furniture's store closing sale.
1900 Low Street, Pittsburgh.
Race for the Cure for Breast Cancer on Mother's Day, May 9th.